EEEEEEEEVIL ok, the studio is up and running in a new location thanks to
*bum bum bum* Magnum! Hopefully we won't be seeing Leena for a while!
.Hopefully. Anyway, today we'll be doing an interview with the famous boy
that highjacks pizza boy's car's, Jamie! So, umm, you might wanna take a
seat in the back. Just for the safety of yourself! .You have been warned
Izzy: *peeks out from behind the chair* Is it safe to come out? Ok. Hi! And welcome back to that show where we interview the cast from Zoids! Today, we'll be interviewing----
Jamie: *comes running down the stairs*
Izzy: JAMIE! I have told you to come down yet! I haven't even introduced you yet!!!!
Jamie: MY PTERAS IS MISSING!
Izzy: Oh darn, cry me a river. As I was saying, today we'll be----
Jamie: MY PTERAS!!! *foams at the mouth and attacks a random audience member*
Izzy: *gets a straightjacket and puts Jamie in it* *smacks Jamie with the NEWSPAPER-O-DOOM * Down boy.
Jamie: Where's your "EEEEVIL " partner?
Magnum: *from the audience* HIIIII!!!
Izzy: I love it how she changes her location every show.. Ok, now Jamie, how do you feel about---
Jamie: Bit needs Ritalin, Brad's ok, Leena needs Ritalin---
Audience member #145 (the one who got attacked): YOU NEED RITALIN TOO!
Jamie: *foams at the mouth and roars*
Magnum: *throws muffin tray at Jamie's head* SHUT UP STUPID AND GO TO SLEEP!
Izzy: Thank you Magnum.
Jamie: *twitches frantically* WHERE'S MY PTERAS!?!?!? *jumps on audience member #145*
Audience member #145: MEDIC!
Izzy: *shoves a bottle of Ritalin down Jamie's throat* SHUT UP!!!
Jamie: *__* Oh, look at all of the pretty colors.
Izzy: Now Jamie, why is there such a big obsession with your Zoid?
Jamie: Oh! I'm glad you asked that! Well, my Pteras and I have been through a lot together..
Izzy: Such as?
Jamie: We're in battles together, we've had our butts kicked by the Back Draft Group together, we laugh together, cry together, eat together, sleep together, take baths together----
Izzy: Woah, h-hold up a sec--- *gets out a tape recorder and a microphone* Would you mind repeating that?
Jamie: It's not what you think! Really!
Izzy: But I wanna know if you and your Zoid are having SOME KIND of a sexual relationship---
Jamie: *looks at Izzy with death in his eyes* You're sick, ya know that? You're really sick!
Izzy: Hey hey hey hey! I don't get a bath with my Zoid!
Jamie: Like hell you do!
Izzy: I NEED SOME MORE RITALIN OUT HERE BOYS!
Magnum: *in the audience happily eating Ritalin* Gee, this is really good, would anyone like some?
Izzy: .....WHO GAVE MAGNUM RITALIN!?!?!!?!?!
Jamie: *snickers and falls out of his chair laughing*
Izzy: I'll take care of you later! *pulls out a box that has the word "danger" written all over it in big, red letters* *puts a glove on and sticks her and inside*
Magnum: Would anyone like to pick flowers with me?
Izzy: *pulls a Furby out of the box* *whistles* Here Magnum! Here girl!
Magnum: *twitches* F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F- F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F- F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F- F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F- F-F- F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F- F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-----
Izzy: *throws a muffin tray at Magnum's head*
Magnum: FURBY! *chases the Furby with JIGA-THE-WOOSHY-MALLET *
Jamie: *goes insane* I WANT MY PTERAS!!!!
Izzy: ...Cry me a river because I DON'T CARE------
*the Blitz Team and the Back Draft Group bust into the studio*
Izzy: NANI!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Bit: *from inside the Liger* What are you guys doing here?
Izzy: I should be asking you that..
Bit: You built your studio right in the middle of a battle field!
Izzy: ... *looks at Magnum* Ohhhhh Maaaaaagnuuuum.
Magnum: MORNING TAILAND!
Izzy: *hits Magnum with a stuffed cow* YOU IDIOT! YOU BUILD OUR STUDIO IN THE MIDDLE OF A DAMN BATTLE FIELD!!!! *roars*
*the studio collapses*
Izzy: *stands on top of the rubble* Join us next time, when we interview Brad.. *growls* IF THERE WILL BE A NEXT TIME!!!!
Magnum: COW!!!! MOOOOOOOO!!!
Izzy: *peeks out from behind the chair* Is it safe to come out? Ok. Hi! And welcome back to that show where we interview the cast from Zoids! Today, we'll be interviewing----
Jamie: *comes running down the stairs*
Izzy: JAMIE! I have told you to come down yet! I haven't even introduced you yet!!!!
Jamie: MY PTERAS IS MISSING!
Izzy: Oh darn, cry me a river. As I was saying, today we'll be----
Jamie: MY PTERAS!!! *foams at the mouth and attacks a random audience member*
Izzy: *gets a straightjacket and puts Jamie in it* *smacks Jamie with the NEWSPAPER-O-DOOM * Down boy.
Jamie: Where's your "EEEEVIL " partner?
Magnum: *from the audience* HIIIII!!!
Izzy: I love it how she changes her location every show.. Ok, now Jamie, how do you feel about---
Jamie: Bit needs Ritalin, Brad's ok, Leena needs Ritalin---
Audience member #145 (the one who got attacked): YOU NEED RITALIN TOO!
Jamie: *foams at the mouth and roars*
Magnum: *throws muffin tray at Jamie's head* SHUT UP STUPID AND GO TO SLEEP!
Izzy: Thank you Magnum.
Jamie: *twitches frantically* WHERE'S MY PTERAS!?!?!? *jumps on audience member #145*
Audience member #145: MEDIC!
Izzy: *shoves a bottle of Ritalin down Jamie's throat* SHUT UP!!!
Jamie: *__* Oh, look at all of the pretty colors.
Izzy: Now Jamie, why is there such a big obsession with your Zoid?
Jamie: Oh! I'm glad you asked that! Well, my Pteras and I have been through a lot together..
Izzy: Such as?
Jamie: We're in battles together, we've had our butts kicked by the Back Draft Group together, we laugh together, cry together, eat together, sleep together, take baths together----
Izzy: Woah, h-hold up a sec--- *gets out a tape recorder and a microphone* Would you mind repeating that?
Jamie: It's not what you think! Really!
Izzy: But I wanna know if you and your Zoid are having SOME KIND of a sexual relationship---
Jamie: *looks at Izzy with death in his eyes* You're sick, ya know that? You're really sick!
Izzy: Hey hey hey hey! I don't get a bath with my Zoid!
Jamie: Like hell you do!
Izzy: I NEED SOME MORE RITALIN OUT HERE BOYS!
Magnum: *in the audience happily eating Ritalin* Gee, this is really good, would anyone like some?
Izzy: .....WHO GAVE MAGNUM RITALIN!?!?!!?!?!
Jamie: *snickers and falls out of his chair laughing*
Izzy: I'll take care of you later! *pulls out a box that has the word "danger" written all over it in big, red letters* *puts a glove on and sticks her and inside*
Magnum: Would anyone like to pick flowers with me?
Izzy: *pulls a Furby out of the box* *whistles* Here Magnum! Here girl!
Magnum: *twitches* F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F- F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F- F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F- F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F- F-F- F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F- F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-----
Izzy: *throws a muffin tray at Magnum's head*
Magnum: FURBY! *chases the Furby with JIGA-THE-WOOSHY-MALLET *
Jamie: *goes insane* I WANT MY PTERAS!!!!
Izzy: ...Cry me a river because I DON'T CARE------
*the Blitz Team and the Back Draft Group bust into the studio*
Izzy: NANI!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Bit: *from inside the Liger* What are you guys doing here?
Izzy: I should be asking you that..
Bit: You built your studio right in the middle of a battle field!
Izzy: ... *looks at Magnum* Ohhhhh Maaaaaagnuuuum.
Magnum: MORNING TAILAND!
Izzy: *hits Magnum with a stuffed cow* YOU IDIOT! YOU BUILD OUR STUDIO IN THE MIDDLE OF A DAMN BATTLE FIELD!!!! *roars*
*the studio collapses*
Izzy: *stands on top of the rubble* Join us next time, when we interview Brad.. *growls* IF THERE WILL BE A NEXT TIME!!!!
Magnum: COW!!!! MOOOOOOOO!!!
