Yu-Gi-Oh!!
Chapter 2
The Little Duels Begin
Hmmm… The Winged Dragon, Great White, Swords of Revealing light, Spellbinding circle and Kuriboh. Yugi thought.
" I play The Winged Dragon!" said Yami Yugi.
"Then I play Two Headed King Rex!" Rex shouted. "Stomp him!"
" I have to say. That is one ugly dinosaur!" Yami Yugi retorted.
"Hahaha! You now have 1600 life points." Rex shouted happily. "I think I'm going to win! Yahoo!"
" Then I play DARK MAGICIAN!!" Yami Yugi shouted as he played the card."Dark magic attack! Now you only have 1400 life points! HAHA!"
As he said that, Yugi mooned him.
" Yuck! That's ugly!" Rex complained.
" Correction! Your ugly!" Yami Yugi said back.
" Your mean! I play Tomazaur! He'll kick your gay little butt!" Rex shouted joyfully.
" Dark magic attack!"
Rex's life points went down to 0.
" But how! This isn't possible! NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
"Yay I win!" Yami Yugi said happily.
" That's just like you Yugi! Kicking everyones butt!" Joey said.
" Yeah. Like yours!HAHA" laughed Tristan.
" Be quiet! Girls!" Joey called.
" Joey Joey He's the man, He kicks everyones sorry can!" the girls sang. "And Tristan is an ugly thick headed geek."
" WAAAHHHH!" Tristan cried. "It's not fair! Why are you always getting better thngs then me!? It's just not fair."
" Well, let's find out then. By dueling!" Joey shouted.
" Ok then! I'll get a chance to stomp your ugly hind." Tristan said back."
" Then let's duel!" Joey declared.
2000-2000 is this life points. ( Joey than Tristan)
" I play… uh… Swamp Battle Guard." Joey shouted.
" Then I play the Lava Batlle Guard!" Tristan played.
" Attack!" Joey ordered.
2000-1700
"Then sice im stupider than my pet water, I'll play… BONE MOUSE! It had an attck power of 300!" said Tristan.
"I play uh… something warrior! … uh… I forgot what it was called. Attack points of 800!" Joey informed as he played the card. "Ok Swamp Battle Guard, Attack Bone mouse!"
2000-200
" Oh no! I play another bone mouse!" Joey played.
" ATTACK!" Joey ordered.
1600-0
" Haha!" Joey laughed. "Looks like I'm better."
" WAH!"
" Wait my girls didn't sing."
" Joey, Joey, he's the man, He kicks everyone's sorry can!" the girls chorused.
( Sorry, I don't know a lot of monsters duelists have except for Yugi's and Kaiba's.)
"The eensey weensey spider climbed up the water spout…" a mysterious voice sang.
" Who's that? Who's there?" Tristan asked worried and with a big nervous sweatdrop at the back of his head.
Then Yugi and co. saw Kaiba skipping through the forest singing the song.
" Kaiba!" Yugi and co. said surprised.
" Huh? AH! You saw me! EEK!" Kaiba sqealed like a nervous wreck.
" Look what you did to Kaiba AGAIN, Yugi!!!" Mokuba shouted.
" We don't care, you rude little punk!" Tea said.
" Take that back you meanie!" Mokuba shouted back.
" Go stick your head in a dish washing machine, PUNK!" Tea shouted.
" WWWAAAAAHHHH!!" cried Mokuba. "Your mean!"
" Gosh, Tea. Don't you think that was kind of… well… not harsh enough?" Yugi asked.
" I guess… Ok then… You weird headed punk freak from planet im a butt!" Tea said joyfully.
" Hee hee hee! It's cool picking on people, isn't it? Haha!" Yugi laughed.
" Yugi! I thought you were my friend! Why did you try to save me from Kemo in the cool anime series?" Mokuba said and sked shocked.
" Only so Kaiba would give me a lot of money in gratitude!" Yugi answered " MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!"
" What!? Yugi! I didn't know you were such a rude, incompetent fool who's a big MEANIE!" Kaiba shouted REALLY REALLY RREEAALLLLYY shocked.
" Your so mean Yugi! That's it me and Kaiba are goignt o surrender to you and give you all our money. Also we'll give you KaibaCorp." Mokuba said sadly.
" Yeah! Your too mean. Here's the application forms." Kaiba said.
" Oh yeah! I'M RICH! OH YEAH! I'M RICH!! I OWN KAIBACORP!! YEAH!" Yugi shouted. ( He had 1000000000000 sugar cubes.)
To be continued…
