We're all gonna die. the studio has been rebuilt in Magnum's BACK YARD!!!! *sobs loudly* BUT, we decided to go on with the show, because today we'll be interviewing, LEON!!! *gets a starry eyed and such* Leon, Leon, Leon, Leon, Leon, Leon, Leon, Leon, Leon, Leon.. *drools* *pulls out the extra chain and collar from the most previous chapter with Brad* I think you all know (or knew) what this is for ^.~

Izzy: *jumps up and down* HI HI HI HI HI!!!! OK, LETS GET THE SHOW STARTED!!!!!!!!!!!

Audience: ???

Izzy: *studders* T-T-T-T-T-TODAY W-W-W-W-WE'LL B-B-BE I-I-INTERVIEWING L-L- L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-LEON!!!!! *squeals* GET YER BUTT DOWN HERE LEON!!!!!

Leon: *walks nervously down the stairs with a huge sweat drop over his head*

Izzy: Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh bo-----

*Thunderclap*

Leon: *stops* What the---??

Izzy: I think Magnum found her way into the sound effects room..

Leon: *continues down the stairs*

*One section of the audience yells for Leon to marry them*

Izzy: *throws a bomb at them* SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The one section of the audience: X___________X

*Farm animal noises*

Izzy: ((o____o))""" umm Leon, please sit down and just ignore all of the disturbances..

Leon: *sits down and looks at Izzy*

Izzy: *starry eyed* Hewwo.

Leon: *sweat drop* Umm. h-hi?

Izzy: ......

Leon: ......

*The sound of toast popping up out of a toaster*

Izzy: *blinks* Oh, ahem. so.

Leon: Bit needs to get his hair dyed back his natural color, Leena needs to go on a date with Harry before they both drive me insane, Brad needs a hair cut and a new ward robe, and Jamie needs to leave the pizza boy's alone..

*buzzing noises*

Izzy: .never heard those things be---- WAIT! Bit's hair is colored!?

Leon: *nods* It's naturally red.

Izzy: RED!? *falls out of seat laughing* That's PRICELESS!

*random roaring sounds*

Leon: May I ask----

Izzy: Ask me anything you want!!! ;3

Leon: Ooookay. Is it true that you have nick named me 'mushroom head'?

Izzy: *grins* Yes. ^______________^

*Kyle's mom's a bitch (from the South Park movie) starts to play*

Leon: Why?

Izzy: Because your hair is shaped like the top of a mushroom you silly thing!

Hiei: *sitting in the audience grunting angrily* "Oh look at me! I'm mushroom man!" Tch.

Magnum: *over the speaker* WHEEEE! IZZY, YOU SHOULD TRY THESE BUTTONS!

Izzy: Can I play in Zoids?

Leon: Umm----

Hiei: "Sure play in my Zoid! Just make sure you BLOW IT UP!" *scuffs*

Magnum: *over the speaker* OMG! HIEI'S JEALOUS! *laughs insanely*

Hiei: I AM NOT! *blows up the speakers using the Black Dragon Technique*

Izzy: O_____O"""

Magnum: *over the intercom* ARE YOU SURE!?!?!?

Hiei: *throws deadly man-eating muffins at everyone*

Izzy: EEP! *jumps onto Leon's head* KILL IT LEON! KILL IT!!!

Kurama: *busts in*

Magnum: KURAMA!!!!!! *comes out of no were and glomps him*

Kurama: Get off of me! I gotta save the------ HEY!!!

Magnum: *runs away with Kurama's rose whip*

Izzy: TACO HELL!

Magnum: I GOT THE DANGEROUS JUMP ROPE!!!!

Leon: *being eaten by the muffins* HELP! GET THEM OFF---- OW!!!!!

Izzy: *runs around in a perfect circle* NOOOOOOOOO---- ok.

Hiei: MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

Magnum: *jump ropes with Kurama's rose whip* MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE!!! ;o;

Kurama: GIMME THAT! *goes into semi-demi human form*

Magnum: *squeals* *ties up Kurama* BWAHAHAAAA! *jump ropes some more*

Leon: FEEL THE FORCE!!!! *farts and blows up all of the muffins*

Izzy: *stops running*

Hiei: *stops laughing*

Kurama: *stops doing whatever he was doing*

Magnum: *stops jump roping*

Audience: *does nothing, they have been sitting the whole time ya know.*

Magnum: .....P U! GOOD LORD LEON, YOU REAK!!!

Leon: FEEL THE FORCE DAMN IT!

Kurama: NO! NO MORE FORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hiei: FEEL THIS FOURCE---- *farts a mini black dragon (not a real one, an elemental one. One that's made of smoke, err something)*

Izzy: *looks for the Ritalin bars*

Kurama: ...*struggles around in his chair* LET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!

Izzy: *bangs a phone on Magnum's head* WHY DOESN'T ANIMAL CONTROL GET HERE SOONER!?!?!?!??!!?!?! ARRRRRUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!

Kurama: YOU DIDN'T EVEN CALL ANIMAL CONTROL!

Izzy: ...Oh yea

Leon: YOU WILL FEEL THE FOURCE!!!!!! *grunts and growls*

Magnum: YOU KNOW THAT CAN'T BE HEALTY!!!!!!

Hiei: *looks around frantically*

Kurama: WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!!

Leon: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH!!!!!!!!!

Everyone else: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-------------

*BOOM!* (Yes, the studio blew up)

Izzy: *from hell* Be sure to join us next time when we interview Harry Champ! *waves frantically*

Hiei and Leon: *fart and blow up hell*

Izzy: *from heaven* ..if we can ever find a spirit world that we can make plans to RECARNATE IN!!!