Hello! We got the studio rebuilt once again. right smack in the middle of the damn woods. But we'll try not to kill all of the forest life and try to have a NICE show! .Nice. Hmph. Oh well, anyway;, please disguard all of your gun, knifes, and anything that will harm forest life, we need to try and keep it alive so the damn park rangers don't get on my ass.

Izzy: Hello! And welcome back to that show where we interview the cast from Zoids! I'm Izzy!

Magnum: *is actually sitting in her hostess seat* AND I'M MAGNUM!

Izzy: NO ONE CALL THE E.R.! Magnum has a good reason for sitting in her CORRECT seat today. Can anyone guess why?

Audience: .

*cricket chirps*

Izzy: It's because HARRY IS BEING INTERVIEWED TODAY!

Audience: ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! EVACUATE THE AREA!!!!!!!!

Izzy: NO NO NO! Trust us, we've taken good care of Harry. Harry! C'mon down and show the audience what we mean.

Harry: *comes jumping onto the stage in a straightjacket*

Audience: *snickers*

Harry: *death glare*

Audience: *sweat drop*

Izzy: Harry, will you please have a seat?

Harry: Where's my Leena!?

Izzy: Sit down damn it!

Magnum: *laughs in a very EEEEVIL way and pulls out a box of Cheese Nips* *flicks Cheese Nips at Harry*

Harry: HEY! You'll mess up my hair! I wanna look nice when Leena comes.

Izzy: Who said Leena was coming?

Harry: Magnum.

Izzy: *looks at Magnum and gives her the death glare* Why the hell did you tell him Leena was gonna be here!?

Magnum: I HAD to get him here some how! *flicks more Cheese Nips at Harry*

Izzy: .I'm guessing you only wanted to have him on the show so you could flick Cheese Nips at him. Am I right?

Magnum: *nods insanely and throws Cheese Nips everywhere*

Izzy: *pulls out a mallet* Just in case. Now Harry, how do you feel about the other members on Zoids?

Harry: OH! LEENA IS WONDERFUL, AND SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL! HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE HER!?

Izzy: For one thing she destroyed my studio.

Harry: THAT WAS JUST A CALL FOR HELP! CAN'T YOU SEE? SHE LOVED ME SO MUCH THAT SHE'D EVEN DESTROY THIS STUDIO TO MAKE ME COME AND FIND HER! EVEN IF SHE WAS ON PUBLIC TV!

Izzy: ..

Magnum: *continues throwing Cheese Nips at Harry*

Harry: *tries to tackle Izzy* WHERE'S MY LEENA!?

Izzy: Oooooooooooooh Hiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiii... HARRY'S ON TOP OF ME! GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF!!!!!

Hiei: *comes flying out* GET OFF OF IZZY YOU FLUFFY PINK BASTARD!

Harry: Fluffy!? PINK!?

Izzy: Hiei. will you use your Black Dragon Technique? Pwease? *gets starry eyes*

Hiei: Umm. ok.. *unleashes his Black Dragon at Harry*

Izzy: OH BOY!

Hiei: Now tell me, why did you really want me to do that?

Izzy: Because your shirt dissolves when you do it ^________^

Hiei: ..Figures

Magnum: WHERE ARE BENJAMIN AND SEBASTION!?

Harry: Why do you care!?

Magnum: I WANNA THROW CHEESE NIPS AT EM! NOW!

Harry: *attacks Magnum* YOU LITTLE RUNT! I'M GONNA KILL YOU WHEN I GET OUTTA THIS DAMN THING!

Izzy: ...*sings* SNOT

We're fittin' to take your town

You know we wear the crown

Just got to mess around

Leave your daughters and your sisters with me

Down

Down for that fattest sound

We're comin' to your town

Breaking some ground

Someone's got to do it

Izzy: Can you slow down?

Hiei: *joins in* Just can't be

Izzy: Gotta have a fat sound

Hiei: From S.B.

Izzy: Motherfucker said

Is your soul found?

Hiei: Can't you see?

Izzy: And we're comin' to your town

Hiei: Break It

Smash It

Izzy: Motherfuckin' Snot

Izzy and Hiei: *jump around and dance and continue to sing*

Magnum: *continues to attack Harry with Cheese Nips*

Harry: DON'T WORRY LEENA! HARRY'S COMING!

Izzy: Hmm. I should call Leena..

Magnum: WHY!? SHE'LL SEND US TO HELL AND BACK!

Izzy: At least she'll make Harry shut the fuck up. *calls Leena* Hello? Leena? Oh no nothings wrong, its just that Harry has your Gun Sniper over here and he's TRYING to fix it himself. hello? *dial tone*

Magnum: DID IT WORK!?

Izzy: Like a charm.

*the Liger Zero busts in with Leena inside*

Harry: LEENA! *gets goo-goo eyes*

Leena: DAMN YOU HARRY! WHERE'S MY GUN SNIPER!?

Harry: H-Huh? W-W-What are you talking about?

Leena: GRR! LIGER! STRIKE LAZER CLAW!

Liger: *pounces on Harry and blows up*

Izzy: *now standing in a pile of blown up studio* Hmm. that turned out better than I thought it would! Join us next time when we interview Doc!

Magnum: *still flicking Cheese Nips at Harry*

Leena: GRR! WHERE'S MY ZOID HARRY!?

Harry: I honestly have no clue what you're talking about! No--- WAIT--- LEENA DON'T!!!!!

Leena: *snuggles up to Bit* Bit honey, do you know where my Gun Sniper is?

Bit: Uhh yea, its in the cargo base.

Leena: Thank you honey!

Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SHE CALLED HIM 'HONEY'!!!!! WAAAAAA------------- *WHAM!*

Izzy: *beating up Harry with the microphone* Shut up and go to sleep!