Greetings! I know the last interview with Harry kinda sucked.. But hey! I gotta beat him up with my microphone! *laughs evily* Ahem. anyway, today's interview will be with Doc! Don't tell anyone this.. But I've stolen Doc's little Zoid-model-toy-thingys and I'm auctioning them on the INTERNET! MWAHAHAHAAAA!!! *ahem* I'm ok..

Izzy: Hello! And welcome to that show where we interview the cast from Zoids--- Oh! And, about the new location of the show. it's.. in a hotel lobby..

Magnum: *drives around in a clown car in the lobby* SPICEY ENCHILADA!!!!

Izzy: Magnum, stop smoking.. Ok! Today, we'll be interviewing that ever so wonderful leader of the Blitz team, Doc!

Doc: *comes running down the stairs in a panic* I CAN'T FIND MY TOYS!!!!

Izzy: *typing on a lab top* Ok. lets see here, I want $50 for the Shadow Fox figure and $70 for the--- Oh hello Doc! Please have a seat!

Doc: WHERE ARE MY TOYS!?!?!

Magnum: SPICEY ENCHILADA!!!!! DAMN IT!!!! *blows up the front desk in the lobby*

Izzy: . *sweat drop* Ok. now Doc, what's it like being the leader of the Blitz Team?

Doc: *sniffle* Well, it'd be wonderful if I HAD MY TOYS!!! *sobs loudly*

Izzy: *twitch*

Doc: *sniffle* ???

Izzy: *sings about pork roast and pimping birdies that can't fly*

Magnum: *bounces around in the clown car and yells about tapeworms and constipation*

Doc: *foams at the mouth* WHERE ARE MY TOYS!?

Izzy: *pulls Kurama out of her lab top and throws him at the clown car*

Magnum: KURAMA! *jumps out of the clown car and does the macarena with Kurama* WORK IT WORK IT!

Izzy: ...well that's wrong....

Magnum: ........*twitches* Eh. *beats Kurama upside the head* DON"T BE SO GAY!!! *goes flying off into the oblivion*

Izzy: *pokes Doc* Do you live? *computer beeps* ALRIGHT! I GOT $50 FOR A SHADOW FOX TOY!

Doc: *stops sobbing* S-Shadow Fox t-t-toy?

Izzy: Umm.. I found it in a cereal box! *twitches* THIS IS RESERVED PARKING ONLY!!! *FOAMS AT THE MOUTH AND ATTACKS BILL CLINTON* I WORK HERE! I'M AN AMERICAN! FEED ME MORE POPCORN! .....EH

Doc: ..should I be afraid?

Izzy: *twitches* NOOOO! YOU SHOULD EAT MORE RITALIN BARS! NOW BE SPECIAL AND GO TO SLEEP!

Magnum: WHO GAVE IZZY THE RIGHT TO BE STUPID!?

Kurama: *half dead on the floor* please... somebody... anybody.. heeeeeelp...

Magnum: HELP YOURSELF TO FRUIT LOOPS!

Doc: Should I leave?

Izzy: NOOOOO! Now then. *ahem* HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SPECIAL!?

Doc: Errm. can I pass on that question?

Izzy: *twitches* *begins to sing* No please no Not tonight please no Mister can't you go Not tonight can't have a scene

Hiei: *joins in* What?

Izzy: Go, please go; You - Hello, sir I said, "No" Important customer

Hiei: What am I just a blur?

Izzy: You sit all night you never buy

Hiei: That's a lie that's a lie I had a tea the other day

Izzy: You couldn't pay

Hiei: Oh yeah

Kurama and Magnum: *join in* Benjamin Coffin the 3rd - here?

Izzy: Oh no

Doc: *joins in* Wine and beer!

*everyone starts to sing La Vie Boheme*

Audience member #61: *joins in* The enemy of Avenue A We'll stay

*everyone sits down*

Izzy: Oy vey!

Kurama: What brings the mogul in his own mind to the Life Cafe?

Doc: I would like to propose a toast To Izzy's noble try It went well

Izzy: Go to hell

Doc: Was the yuppie scum stomped Not counting the homeless How many tickets weren't comped

Hiei: Why did Muffy-

Doc: Alison

Hiei: Miss the show?

Doc: There was a death in the family If you must know

Magnum: Who died?

Doc: Our Akita

Izzy, Hiei, Kurama, and Audience member #61: Evita

*everyone begins to put on a big Broadway show*

Magnum: *continues to drive around in the clown car* LA VIE BOHEMEEEEEE!!!!

Izzy: *throws Doc into the wall*

Doc: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?

Izzy: I AM SELLING YOUR TOYS ON THE INTERNET!

Doc: WHAT!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?! *foams at the mouth*

Izzy: I'VE MADE OVER $500!

Kurama: Are you gonna share with us?

Izzy: NO! *eats a Ritalin bar* *blows up*

Magnum: HEY! I'M SUPPOSED TO BLOW UP THE HOTEL!

Joker (Magnum's suicidal cat): *jumps off a random balcony over and over*

Spider Man: *runs through and stops to do a jig* *sings* I'm not gay! I'm not gay! But I dance in a gay gay way! I'm not gay, I'm not gay! But watching me dance will make you gay!

Izzy: SPIDER MAN HAS MADE YOU GAY!

Magnum: WINE AND BEER!

Doc: MY TOYS!!!! NOOOOOO!!!