Greetings! I know the last interview with Harry kinda sucked.. But hey! I
gotta beat him up with my microphone! *laughs evily* Ahem. anyway, today's
interview will be with Doc! Don't tell anyone this.. But I've stolen Doc's
little Zoid-model-toy-thingys and I'm auctioning them on the INTERNET!
MWAHAHAHAAAA!!! *ahem* I'm ok..
Izzy: Hello! And welcome to that show where we interview the cast from Zoids--- Oh! And, about the new location of the show. it's.. in a hotel lobby..
Magnum: *drives around in a clown car in the lobby* SPICEY ENCHILADA!!!!
Izzy: Magnum, stop smoking.. Ok! Today, we'll be interviewing that ever so wonderful leader of the Blitz team, Doc!
Doc: *comes running down the stairs in a panic* I CAN'T FIND MY TOYS!!!!
Izzy: *typing on a lab top* Ok. lets see here, I want $50 for the Shadow Fox figure and $70 for the--- Oh hello Doc! Please have a seat!
Doc: WHERE ARE MY TOYS!?!?!
Magnum: SPICEY ENCHILADA!!!!! DAMN IT!!!! *blows up the front desk in the lobby*
Izzy: . *sweat drop* Ok. now Doc, what's it like being the leader of the Blitz Team?
Doc: *sniffle* Well, it'd be wonderful if I HAD MY TOYS!!! *sobs loudly*
Izzy: *twitch*
Doc: *sniffle* ???
Izzy: *sings about pork roast and pimping birdies that can't fly*
Magnum: *bounces around in the clown car and yells about tapeworms and constipation*
Doc: *foams at the mouth* WHERE ARE MY TOYS!?
Izzy: *pulls Kurama out of her lab top and throws him at the clown car*
Magnum: KURAMA! *jumps out of the clown car and does the macarena with Kurama* WORK IT WORK IT!
Izzy: ...well that's wrong....
Magnum: ........*twitches* Eh. *beats Kurama upside the head* DON"T BE SO GAY!!! *goes flying off into the oblivion*
Izzy: *pokes Doc* Do you live? *computer beeps* ALRIGHT! I GOT $50 FOR A SHADOW FOX TOY!
Doc: *stops sobbing* S-Shadow Fox t-t-toy?
Izzy: Umm.. I found it in a cereal box! *twitches* THIS IS RESERVED PARKING ONLY!!! *FOAMS AT THE MOUTH AND ATTACKS BILL CLINTON* I WORK HERE! I'M AN AMERICAN! FEED ME MORE POPCORN! .....EH
Doc: ..should I be afraid?
Izzy: *twitches* NOOOO! YOU SHOULD EAT MORE RITALIN BARS! NOW BE SPECIAL AND GO TO SLEEP!
Magnum: WHO GAVE IZZY THE RIGHT TO BE STUPID!?
Kurama: *half dead on the floor* please... somebody... anybody.. heeeeeelp...
Magnum: HELP YOURSELF TO FRUIT LOOPS!
Doc: Should I leave?
Izzy: NOOOOO! Now then. *ahem* HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SPECIAL!?
Doc: Errm. can I pass on that question?
Izzy: *twitches* *begins to sing* No please no Not tonight please no Mister can't you go Not tonight can't have a scene
Hiei: *joins in* What?
Izzy: Go, please go; You - Hello, sir I said, "No" Important customer
Hiei: What am I just a blur?
Izzy: You sit all night you never buy
Hiei: That's a lie that's a lie I had a tea the other day
Izzy: You couldn't pay
Hiei: Oh yeah
Kurama and Magnum: *join in* Benjamin Coffin the 3rd - here?
Izzy: Oh no
Doc: *joins in* Wine and beer!
*everyone starts to sing La Vie Boheme*
Audience member #61: *joins in* The enemy of Avenue A We'll stay
*everyone sits down*
Izzy: Oy vey!
Kurama: What brings the mogul in his own mind to the Life Cafe?
Doc: I would like to propose a toast To Izzy's noble try It went well
Izzy: Go to hell
Doc: Was the yuppie scum stomped Not counting the homeless How many tickets weren't comped
Hiei: Why did Muffy-
Doc: Alison
Hiei: Miss the show?
Doc: There was a death in the family If you must know
Magnum: Who died?
Doc: Our Akita
Izzy, Hiei, Kurama, and Audience member #61: Evita
*everyone begins to put on a big Broadway show*
Magnum: *continues to drive around in the clown car* LA VIE BOHEMEEEEEE!!!!
Izzy: *throws Doc into the wall*
Doc: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?
Izzy: I AM SELLING YOUR TOYS ON THE INTERNET!
Doc: WHAT!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?! *foams at the mouth*
Izzy: I'VE MADE OVER $500!
Kurama: Are you gonna share with us?
Izzy: NO! *eats a Ritalin bar* *blows up*
Magnum: HEY! I'M SUPPOSED TO BLOW UP THE HOTEL!
Joker (Magnum's suicidal cat): *jumps off a random balcony over and over*
Spider Man: *runs through and stops to do a jig* *sings* I'm not gay! I'm not gay! But I dance in a gay gay way! I'm not gay, I'm not gay! But watching me dance will make you gay!
Izzy: SPIDER MAN HAS MADE YOU GAY!
Magnum: WINE AND BEER!
Doc: MY TOYS!!!! NOOOOOO!!!
Izzy: Hello! And welcome to that show where we interview the cast from Zoids--- Oh! And, about the new location of the show. it's.. in a hotel lobby..
Magnum: *drives around in a clown car in the lobby* SPICEY ENCHILADA!!!!
Izzy: Magnum, stop smoking.. Ok! Today, we'll be interviewing that ever so wonderful leader of the Blitz team, Doc!
Doc: *comes running down the stairs in a panic* I CAN'T FIND MY TOYS!!!!
Izzy: *typing on a lab top* Ok. lets see here, I want $50 for the Shadow Fox figure and $70 for the--- Oh hello Doc! Please have a seat!
Doc: WHERE ARE MY TOYS!?!?!
Magnum: SPICEY ENCHILADA!!!!! DAMN IT!!!! *blows up the front desk in the lobby*
Izzy: . *sweat drop* Ok. now Doc, what's it like being the leader of the Blitz Team?
Doc: *sniffle* Well, it'd be wonderful if I HAD MY TOYS!!! *sobs loudly*
Izzy: *twitch*
Doc: *sniffle* ???
Izzy: *sings about pork roast and pimping birdies that can't fly*
Magnum: *bounces around in the clown car and yells about tapeworms and constipation*
Doc: *foams at the mouth* WHERE ARE MY TOYS!?
Izzy: *pulls Kurama out of her lab top and throws him at the clown car*
Magnum: KURAMA! *jumps out of the clown car and does the macarena with Kurama* WORK IT WORK IT!
Izzy: ...well that's wrong....
Magnum: ........*twitches* Eh. *beats Kurama upside the head* DON"T BE SO GAY!!! *goes flying off into the oblivion*
Izzy: *pokes Doc* Do you live? *computer beeps* ALRIGHT! I GOT $50 FOR A SHADOW FOX TOY!
Doc: *stops sobbing* S-Shadow Fox t-t-toy?
Izzy: Umm.. I found it in a cereal box! *twitches* THIS IS RESERVED PARKING ONLY!!! *FOAMS AT THE MOUTH AND ATTACKS BILL CLINTON* I WORK HERE! I'M AN AMERICAN! FEED ME MORE POPCORN! .....EH
Doc: ..should I be afraid?
Izzy: *twitches* NOOOO! YOU SHOULD EAT MORE RITALIN BARS! NOW BE SPECIAL AND GO TO SLEEP!
Magnum: WHO GAVE IZZY THE RIGHT TO BE STUPID!?
Kurama: *half dead on the floor* please... somebody... anybody.. heeeeeelp...
Magnum: HELP YOURSELF TO FRUIT LOOPS!
Doc: Should I leave?
Izzy: NOOOOO! Now then. *ahem* HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SPECIAL!?
Doc: Errm. can I pass on that question?
Izzy: *twitches* *begins to sing* No please no Not tonight please no Mister can't you go Not tonight can't have a scene
Hiei: *joins in* What?
Izzy: Go, please go; You - Hello, sir I said, "No" Important customer
Hiei: What am I just a blur?
Izzy: You sit all night you never buy
Hiei: That's a lie that's a lie I had a tea the other day
Izzy: You couldn't pay
Hiei: Oh yeah
Kurama and Magnum: *join in* Benjamin Coffin the 3rd - here?
Izzy: Oh no
Doc: *joins in* Wine and beer!
*everyone starts to sing La Vie Boheme*
Audience member #61: *joins in* The enemy of Avenue A We'll stay
*everyone sits down*
Izzy: Oy vey!
Kurama: What brings the mogul in his own mind to the Life Cafe?
Doc: I would like to propose a toast To Izzy's noble try It went well
Izzy: Go to hell
Doc: Was the yuppie scum stomped Not counting the homeless How many tickets weren't comped
Hiei: Why did Muffy-
Doc: Alison
Hiei: Miss the show?
Doc: There was a death in the family If you must know
Magnum: Who died?
Doc: Our Akita
Izzy, Hiei, Kurama, and Audience member #61: Evita
*everyone begins to put on a big Broadway show*
Magnum: *continues to drive around in the clown car* LA VIE BOHEMEEEEEE!!!!
Izzy: *throws Doc into the wall*
Doc: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?
Izzy: I AM SELLING YOUR TOYS ON THE INTERNET!
Doc: WHAT!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?! *foams at the mouth*
Izzy: I'VE MADE OVER $500!
Kurama: Are you gonna share with us?
Izzy: NO! *eats a Ritalin bar* *blows up*
Magnum: HEY! I'M SUPPOSED TO BLOW UP THE HOTEL!
Joker (Magnum's suicidal cat): *jumps off a random balcony over and over*
Spider Man: *runs through and stops to do a jig* *sings* I'm not gay! I'm not gay! But I dance in a gay gay way! I'm not gay, I'm not gay! But watching me dance will make you gay!
Izzy: SPIDER MAN HAS MADE YOU GAY!
Magnum: WINE AND BEER!
Doc: MY TOYS!!!! NOOOOOO!!!
