Chapter 9

NICE VEGETA

The evil Vegeta fell, unconscious. Good, he'd be out of the way. All of my friends gathered around me to listen to my plan. Uragiru hovered above us and laughed. He was waiting for the next fighter.

"Ok," I started, " Uragiru is big and bulky and we can see. He's fast, but not too fast to keep from distracting him. We need the faster and smallest fighter to slip behind him and fire a small blast into his back. Once he whips around to attack his enemy..I-I will show up and put on my best arrogant prince act. Now being an evil psycho myself, I know that his ego will take control and he'll go after me. Now, by judging on his weight and mass, I'll be able to dodge a blow and hopefully, by being close enough, I'll be able to analyze and find a soft spot and land a powerful blow. While he is in pain and extreme anger, Goku will appear and injure him enough to become disoriented and bewildered, then we will all fire our ki blasts at him until his body stops functioning and he dies."

They all stared. I smiled sheepishly and looked away. It really wasn't too hard to understand. The statistics and tactical plans were all quite appropriate and scientifically correct. I thought that it sounded pretty simple, but of course-

" Ok, Gohan," Goku said. "You're small and fast. You are up."

Gohan powered up and blasted toward the beast. He slipped behind him and delivered a small blast to his back. Uragiru turned around and approached Gohan. I shook with sickening fear. So far so good. Yeah right. I hated being smart.

EVIL VEGETA

That freaking bastard would pay!! I sat up in a vicious rage! Cccrraacckk! AARRGGGG!! A broken rib wouldn't hold me back! NO WAY!!

WHAT?! The coward Vegeta was actually trying to fight? What a joke! HUH?! He blasted Uragiru and then jacked him right beneath the ribs. The stupid, rancid freak actually stopped and roared in pain! NO! I'm stronger!! Not him! Not the wimp! I WAS STRONG!

Kakerotto took off and began to pound on him! That stupid 3rd class piece of shit! They'll all die!! I'll get rid of my weak double first and then I'll kill everyone else slowly and painfully! I was up and raising my immense power. I fired a gigantic blast that released my great fury!

The blast blew everyone away! HAHA!! Yes! My twin was very distracted. Before he knew it, I landed a punch in his face! Oh, his surprise was great! His eyes filled with terror and pathetic horror. This inferior coward was never a part of me! NEVER! And I'd make sure that he never was again!

NICE VEGETA

OHH! The pain was horrible! How had I ever been able to handle this nerve grinding pain before? Oh, what agony! And my plan! My plan was completely ruined! We would all surely die now! Ohhh, what was I supposed to do? Why wasn't anyone helping me?

" GGAAHHH!!"

He had me by the throat! Already I felt my mind reeling and my consciousness slipping. I was killing myself! My eyes. Out of focus. eerrrggg.. So horribly dizzy..Bulma.Trunks..

Released! I fell to the ground, but Piccolo came and held me up.

" Can you think of another plan? Come on Vegeta!"

I breathed in the cool air threw my aching throat. Calm. I concentrated and focused my feverish brain. Then horror struck! Goku had been the one that released the insane prince's hands from my throat, and now Uragiru was flying right at him! He didn't realize, no, he couldn't because he was distracted by my evil self. No! I wouldn't let Goku get killed because of me! My friend! Uragiru would kill him! Then Gohan and Trunks! Then all the others! I felt my adrenaline rising; my power increasing!

" NOO! Goku!"

I broke away from Piccolo's grasp and relinquished all my energy into one gargantuan blast and fired all I had at the ugly monster.

EVIL VEGETA

Uragiru! His-his head was blown completely off! That freaking little idiot had killed him! NOT ME! That! I! Now I'd be able to kill everyone without inter-interf-without anyone butting in!

The ugly green-faced Namek blasted what remained of the ogre Uragiru. HEY! I should have done that! He'd pay! The energy came to my hand and I blasted the Namek. He, he disappeared! Behind! I turned around with awesome speed, but he stuck out his dirty-clawed hand and whacked between my neck and shoulder! The horrible pain was blinding, and it wouldn't have made me so dizzy but I had bravely used up much of my power during battle. Plus, my ribs were broken, so I couldn't do much as the filthy bastard held me above the ground.

" Vegeta!" Tien called. We both looked at him. "Nice Vegeta. That was amazing. You really do have courage."

The twit Vegeta turned an idiotic shade of red and slowly lowered himself to the ground. We all followed him. Well, I was forced to, but otherwise I would have just killed him.

We landed and Piccolo held me so I couldn't move much. Stupid prick. I glared at the foolish "prince". He stood there. Look at him! Wearing the same clothing and having the same appearance as me! He stood like a fruit Tuffle. He held himself with almost a womanly grace and natural balance. What a weak , short, little baby! What a pretty little prince!

I stood like a real warrior! Full and planted! Great posture and true bravery! The only reason I wore the shiny clear gloves was because my stupid weak side is so obsessed with cleanliness and he fears germs! Oh how I hated him!!

" I'll kill you all now!!"

" Now I see why Vegeta is so messed up," The idiot, human Yamcha said. " Both sides hate each other."

AARRGGG!! What the hell did they know?! They all think they're so cool and smart! Fighting for justice and truth. What a bunch of fruits and flamers! I could see why my weak side liked them!

" So Trunks, how do we put them back together?" Goku asked.

BACK TOGETHER! No! No! I tried to break free! I tried to break away from the Namek! NO WAY! NEVER!

" NEVER!" I screamed.

Piccolo hit me in the middle of my back! Paralyzed! NNOO!! I could barely move! He threw me on the ground in front of him. All I could do was stare at the horizon in front of me with blinding rage. I saw my treacherous son bring out the capsule. He clicked it and threw it out in front of him. He then clicked a small watch on his wrist and began to talk into it.

" Yes mother. We're ready to start. Do want to say, well, goodbye?" The purple haired dumbass nodded. " Bulma will be here shortly. She wants to say goodbye to nice Vegeta."

Where the stupid capsule landed, there was a giant,well, a giant flask or beaker. Like a large genie bottle or something. That's what it looked like! A stupid genie glass full of light green liquid. Would they boil me in it? NO! I won't die that easily! Damn! I couldn't move at all! Arrgg!

"No! You can't kill me that easily! I'll get my revenge!!"

" Oh, you won't be dying," Trunks blabbered. "You'll just be more under control."