I dont own resident evil or make money off this blah blah,if the words are not right I dont care so flamers CHILL

Mistakes in the RE series

RE 2:

Leon:backing away from zombies turns around and sees clarie open a door

Claire:Don't shoot

Leon:shoots Claire in the armoh shit!...sorry!

Claire:chases Leon trying to beat himdon't shoot dose not mean shoot me in the fucking arm

Leon:I said sorry

Zombie:*in backround of where Clarie was shot*hahahahahahahafalls downhahaha I am laughing so hard my ribs fell out agian

RE3

Jill:walking through the kitchan and sees some one and points gun

Carlos:Don't shoot me lady

Jill:withdraws gunwho are you

Carlos:my name is Carlos I came in with umbrella...

Jill:Umbrella?

Carlos:yes I am "the one" who came in with umbrella

Jill:my name is Jill...

Nemisis crashes through the window

Nemisis:SSSTTTAAARRRSSSS

Jill:how the hell did he find me in the kitchen when hes to busy fucking brad!?!?!

Nemisis:WAHHH I DID NOT YOU FREAK

Jill:I though you only say SSSTTTAAARRRSSS!

Nemisis:uh...yah...I just uh...grabs Jill and throws her on the ground

Carlos:jumps in the air and "freezes and the camra spins around and tries to kick Nemisis

Nemisis:bursts out laughinghahahagets kickedI cant work like thiswalks away what a rip off I am calling my agent

Carlos:what?!!Mofo! [pic]ulls out a Uzi and shoots nemisis

Nemisis:blood pouring out of bullet wounds and flesh ripping apart as his head is being penatrated by bullets

Carlos:thats what I thought

Jill:gets uphey you stole my spotlight

Carlos:yahslicks back hairI knowwalks away acting cool

Jill:shocked

Wesker:look the thing with...things

Chris:Helicopter?

Wesker:shut up biotch

Chris:whatever

every one runs into the helicopter and sees Brad flying it

Zombie Brad:stares blankly at Carlos....AHHHHHHH!!!!

Carlos:looks confused...okkk

Jill:kicks Brad zombies head off and tries to work the helicopter

Claire:drags a beated Leon body to the helicopterhurry up!

Wesker:smoking some type of weird looking cigheyyy pushh the lil cough red button thing

Jill:ok flys off

Wesker:I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON SSSSTTTTAAAARRRRSSSS NERVES!