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Harry Python and The Holy Stone

"Can I have your attention, please?" Professor McGonagall asked at dinner, tapping her fork against her goblet to get the students' attention. As one, the student body looked up, and a silence fell over the Great Hall. When all was silent, Professor Dumbledore stood up.
"This year at Hogwarts we will be performing a school play for the rest of the school and your families. Auditions will be held tomorrow night in the Great Hall. Anyone can audition, and two Professors have already 'volunteered' to play small roles. We won't say who until the play is actually performed. I know you will all find it extremely funny. The school play will be a comedy written by muggles that I find very amusing. It's called Monty Python and the Holy Grail. So think about whether you want to audition and off to bed with you now."

The Next night~~~~
"So who do you hope you get to play, Harry?" Ron asked as they walked into the Great Hall to audition.
"I don't know. I hope it's a small part." Harry said rolling his eyes because he knew that they would give him a bigger part.
After an hour of sitting in the Great Hall, Professor McGonagall announced who got parts.
"As the lead role King Arthur is Harry Potter," Ron rolled his eyes as Harry smacked his head with the palm of his hand both saying, "figures." at the same time.
"Sir Bedevere will be played by Hermione Granger, Sir Lancelot will be played by Ronald Weasley, Seamus Finnigan as Sir Galahad, and Sir Robin is Neville Longbottom. That takes care of the Knights of the Round Table. Now for some of the bit parts. Patsy, King Arthur's squire, will be played by," there was a pause for she had to laugh slightly "Draco Malfoy." The whole Great Hall burst into laughs and giggles and Malfoy was screaming at the top of his lungs "NOOOOOOOOO!"
"Concorde, Sir Lancelot's squire, will be played by George Weasley" Ron shot a look and a grin at his older brother, who winced slightly.
"And the French Guard will be played by Fred Weasley. There are many more parts and they will be posted outside the Great Hall. As you are leaving we will give you your scripts, your parts will be highlighted. We will be starting rehearsals on Friday." They all walked out taking their scripts and talking about the big play. Malfoy walked behind Harry yelling mockingly "All hail the great King Potter!" Harry turned his head to look over his shoulder at Malfoy.
"Get used to that position back there, Malfoy." He smiled and went upstairs with Ron and Hermione.