Star Wars House Party

A/N: I don't own any of these characters, and I'm sorry if I offended anybody but most of all ENJOY!!!!!

Chapter 3: Dinner and a Skydiver

*Obi-Wan is in the dining room*

Obi: dinner is ready!.......I cooked it myself!.......HEY!!!!

*everybody looks at him*

Everybody: Alright already!!!

Obi: ok

*everybody is at the dinner table*

Luke: my food smells like fried dog poop

Leia: my food looks like fried dog poop

Padme: my food tastes like fried dog poop

Vader: my food is fried dog poop!!!!

*everybody starts spitting out their food*

*all of a sudden a Skydiver falls through the roof and all of a sudden everything goes into slow motion*

Qui-Gon's ghost: *slow motion* why does everything go into slow motion when something cool happens??

Everybody: *in slowmo* we dunno!

*everything goes into regular speed again*

Skydiver: *hits the ground* oww!........hi, what's up?

Obi: who...are you??

Skydiver: fwahahahahhaha!!!!...... It's me!! XANATOS!!!!.......I finally got into the party!!

Obi: hey, Qui-Gon want to play a game of twister?*grabs Xanatos's leg*

QGG: ok..*grabs Xanatos's leg*

*Obi-wan and Qui-Gon's Ghost start twisting him around and then send him out the window*

Obi: that takes care of that

QGG: yup

Obi: let's see..what's next??

That's the end o' that chapter hang tight for the next chapter.Chapter 4: The Burp Contest!! So keep lookin'!!