The lights go out and then come back on we see Fred and George dressed as liver donor agents opening a fridge, Lavender Brown is standing watching them. Oliver Wood comes out of the fridge dressed in a purple and white pinstriped suit, and starts to sing to Lavender. "Whenever life gets you down Mrs. Brown, and things seem hard or tuff. And people are stupid obnoxious or daft and you feel that you've had quite enough!" The giant screen comes down behind Oliver and Lavender, showing a whole bunch of stars. "Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe." There is a musical interlude as Oliver and Lavender start to dance.
"The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth." At the last line the screen goes up and Oliver goes back into the fridge. Fred then asks Lavender,
"So can we have your liver then?"