1:54 PM 7/8/2002
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: "It just isn't your day, is it little buddy?" -Boss Ham, "Hamtaro"
Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: (to Chu) (w/utter sarcasm) Gee, I wonder WHY you chose this particular quote.
Chuquita: (grinning) Yeah, I wonder.
Goku: (happily) Little buddies are fun!
Vegeta: (smirks) (nods) Yes, we are, aren't we...(bolts to attention) WHADDA YOU MEAN "WE"?
Goku: Huh?
Vegeta: (threatening) YOU SAID BUDDIES! THAT'S IN ITS PLURAL FORM! MEANING MORE THAN ONE!! WHAT WERE YOU DOING THOSE SEVEN
YEARS AT KAIO'S PLANET ANYWAY? MAKING _NEW_ LITTLE BUDDIES? HOW MANY? 5, 10, 510! HUH? HUH!!!
Goku: (whinces) Ehhhh, Veggie I did nothing of the sort.
Chuquita: (sighs) He was using it generally speaking, Vedge. He didn't really MEAN there was more than one "little buddy".
Vegeta: Yeah, well there better NOT be. [gets up out of his seat in the audiance and stands behind Son] (mumbles) I'll make
sure of that you bet...
Goku: (to Chu) Why is Veggie back there? [points to behind his chair; only Veggie from the eyes-up can be seen behind the
tall chair]
Chuquita: Because he's Veggie, Son-San. Only valid answer I have.
Goku: That indeed.
Chuquita: ... (turns to Son, conserned) Say, Son-San? You ever get a cavity?
Goku: (w/3 tons of candy in his mouth) A whaf?
Chuquita: ...nevermind. [goes back to sitting, then sweatdrops] My God, I can actually FEEL that evil smirk on your face,
Veggie.
Vegeta: Heh-heh-heh. (evil smile) Havin a lil tooth decay, Chu-sama?
Chuquita: Shuddup Veggie. I bet you wouldn't even last 2 seconds once they got the needles up your gums.
Goku: (frozen white) NEEDLES?! (sniffles) OH POOR CHU-SAMA! [hugs her] That's so terrible! I am so sorry for you! Don't let
them kill you or else we'll never finish the story!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Thanks Son. Actually it's next Tuesday, I think.
Vegeta: (still smirking)
Chuquita: OH WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT!!! NO WONDER CHI-CHI THINKS YOU'RE ANNOYING!! YOU _ARE_!!!
Vegeta: (chuckles) And darn proud of it.
Pookee: Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Vegeta: (turns to his left) (smiles) HI POOKEE!
Pookee: [still in his skywriting uniform] Hi V-sama!
Goku: (squeals) AWWWWWWWW, Pookee's voice is SO CUTE!!!
Chuquita: Yeah, I zapped him a voice box for the Corner. It'd be kinda silly if he wasn't able to answer any questions cuz he
couldn't talk. (to Pookee) SO! Pookee, how long have you been Veggie's teddy bear?
Pookee: From day 1.
Goku: Wow! Someone who knows Veggie even longer than I have! Amazing!
Pookee: Heehee.
Chuquita: Alright, let's try another question, [flips through her little blue notecards] Pookee.
Pookee: Yes.
Chuquita: (smirks) What's the most horrible, darkest, embarassing secret you know about our little ouji friend?
Vegeta: [turns a pale green] (gulps)
Pookee: (to Veggie) V-sama, may I relay to Chu about the french pink satin underwear and life-sized stuffed "Kaka-plush"
incident?
Vegeta: (embarassed) No you may NOT.
Pookee: Oh-kay, then I'd have to say for horrible: One day V-sama was so groggy from training that when he sat down at the
kitchen he fell asleep and face-first into a lemon-meringue pie on the table.
Goku: Mmm...meringue...
Pookee: As for darkest....[notices the pleading 'keep quiet keep quiet' look on Veggie's face] I'd say probably half the
stuff he's been doing to poor 'ol Kaka-chan ever since he used Bulma's enlarging ray on the little guy.
Chuquita: Kaka-chan?
Pookee: V-sama's name for the Kakarrotto plush he has.
Goku: You mean the one who used to sit next to you ontop the bookcase? I always wondered what happened to him...you know he
WAS your height when I last saw him.
Pookee: V-sama keeps in locked in a cubby-hole in the ceiling now. Not a very good view unless he pulls Kak out to play with
him.
Goku: (to Veggie) (uneasy) You play with a life-sized stuffed toy of ME?
Vegeta: ...so? You play with Plushie.
Goku: (backs away from him) Yeah, but Plushie's only 1 foot tall, not LIFE-SIZED.
Vegeta: What's wrong with life-sized? It's not like it's actually YOU I'm playing dress-up with.
Goku: (starting to get really creeped out) You dress it up in little costumes??
Vegeta: Well, you know, big costumes, actually. I mean, it is your size. And that's pretty, urm, big.
Goku: I think _I_ wanna go sit back in the audiance now.
Chuquita: Cya Son-San. [Son heads for the spot Veggie was sitting in the audiance at, then shivers and finds another empty
seat]
Vegeta: (shouting) COME ON KAKARROTTO! LIKE YOU'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WEIRD TO PLUSHIE!
Plushie: [now in Son's chair] He hasn't.
Vegeta: (glares at him) YOU SHUT UP!!
Summary: Goku and Chi-Chi find out by TV that the man who performed their wedding ceremony is a fraud and has been just sent
to jail, making their marriage illegal. Now the couple have to find a way to get re-married before the others find out,
namely Vegeta. What happens when Chi-Chi can no longer defend her claim to Son-kun llegally? Will Veggie convince Son to
not get married at all? And what about Gohan and Goten? Are they now illegit??? A G/CC fic.
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" Ohhhhhhh... " Chi-Chi yawned. She slowly opened her eyes to see another familiar-shaped pair staring back down at
her, " ...AHHH! OUJI-EYES! " she kicked the figure off the top of the sheets and into the wall.
" Oh, the pain.. " the figure groaned as it slid to the floor. Chi-Chi blinked for a moment as everything came into
focus.
" Wow Mom that was great! You kicked Trunks like it was nothing! "
" Huh? " Chi-Chi leaned over the side of her bed to see 7 year old Goten grinning up at her, " Guh--Goten what are
YOU doing here. " she gawked as Trunks wobbled over to where his friend was standing.
" Uncle Veggie said to make sure you get plenty of rest for today. " Goten nodded.
" Rest? " Chi-Chi looked around the room, then spied her clock, which had been unplugged from the wall, " EEK! " she
grabbed it off the counter, " WHAT TIME IS IT!!! "
" 11:30am. " Trunks answered, looking down at his watch.
" ELEVEN THIRTY!!! " she yelped, " I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE UP FIVE HOURS AGO!!! " Chi-Chi lept out of bed, still in her
nightgown and ran careening down the hallway, only to screech to a halt as she passed Vegeta's door, then backed up, " Grrr,
PLEASE tell me you're still asleep! " she begged, then opened the door to find the room empty, " Ehhh...ehhhhHHHhhh... "
Chi-Chi stood there in fear.
" Mommy Mommy are you oh-kay? " Goten asked as he and Trunks ran over to where she was standing.
" HOW LONG'S HE BEEN UP!!! "
" Huh? Who? "
" YOU KNOW WHO! " she bent down to his height, " THE OUJI!!! THAT'S WHO!!! "
" Oh, Toussan's been awake since about 5:20 somethin this morning. " Trunks shrugged, " He was in a real hurry to get
ready. "
" 5:20... " Chi-Chi trailed off, " AHH! GO-CHAN WAKES UP TO GO FISHING AT 5:30!! THAT EVIL LITTLE MONSTER!!! HE WENT
AFTER MY GO-CHAN AND LEFT ME TO SLEEP IN!!! He'll tell my baby I didn't wake up early enough because I didn't care about him
anymore and then he'll say how much more WORTHY he is than I am and OHHHHHHHHHH!!!! " she wailed, holding the sides of her
head.
" Actually he didn't leave you to sleep in. " Trunks interupted.
" Say what? " Chi-Chi said flatly.
" Heehee, unplugging the clock was OUR idea, Mom. We figured the best way for you to sleep without any distractions
would be without any noise and BOY does that alarm clock make a lot of noise! " Goten said proudly.
" Brilliant logic, son. " Chi-Chi grumbled, " I wonder WHO'S gene pool you got that wonderful talent from? "
" ...yours? " he offered.
" NO NOT MINE!!! " she screamed, then folded her arms in a huff, " OOH!! "
" You know, you're never gonna catch up to Toussan if you just stand there feeling sorry for yourself. " Trunks
pointed out.
" ...oh. Wow, very perceptive of you. Maybe you're not as ouji-ish as I formerly thought. " she smiled, walking past
him. Trunks scratched his head.
" Was the a compliment, or an insult? "
Goten blinked, " I'm not sure. "
" ... "
" ... "
" Wanna go play paintball in the den? "
" 'kay! "
" HAHA! I'M ALL READY TO GO NOW! " Chi-Chi said triumphantly, now cleaned up and dressed in her normal clothes. She
marched down the hallway only to hear a loud creak from the ceiling, " What the? " she followed the sound into the ouji's
room, " My God it sounds like something's dying up there! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, then flew up to a small door in the ceiling,
" I bet it's just that stupid disco ball from last night. " she grumbled, then noticed a piece of fabric hanging out of the
small door and pulled on it, causing the door to fly open and the object inside to come crashing down upon her, knocking her
to the floor.
" Ohhhhh... " Chi-Chi sat up, then shrieked, " AHHHH DEAD BODY DEAD BODY DEAD BODY! EEW EEW EEW!! " she tried to push
the person off of her, only to pause from what she was doing when she noticed the person's rounded knubs for hands, " Huh? "
Chi-Chi pulled the person away from her, " It's a--DOLL! Or a plush toy...or something. " she suddenly sweatdropped, " And it
looks just like Goku. " she held up the life-sized stuffed toy, " Where would you BUY something like this?? I mean who would
you sell it t--oo. " Chi-Chi sat the doll on Vegeta's bed and looked it over. It was wearing a fluffy pink robe, a pair of
Goku's slippers, and had a ribbon tilted on the front right side of it's hair, " Now this is just plain old WEIRD. " she read
the tag on the inside of the robe, " "Ouji Corp. a subdivision of Capsule Corporation". SubSPECIES is more like it. " Chi-Chi
reached up to place it back in it's cubby-hole, then stopped, " No, on second thought, you're coming with me. " she dragged
him out of the room, chucked in him an empty garbage bag and walked out to the car, " You may be more useful to me than you
look. "
" I LOVE FISHING! Don't you Veggie? " Goku said as they sat on the riverbank a mile from his house, soaking wet. The
duo each had their own fishing-pole and were in the process of, well, fishing.
" I don't get it. We just wrestled with several of these beasts 10 minutes ago, why are we doing it THIS WAY now! "
Vegeta exclaimed, pointing to the giganto fishes that lay on a pile behind them.
" Well it's easier to catch the appatizers this way. " Goku explained.
" Appatizers?? " the ouji paraphrased him.
" Yeah, you know, the "wee little fish" that you can fry to make tiny fish nuggets, or place on a pizza as a topping,
or use as a decorative cake accent. " Goku grinned.
Vegeta cocked an eyebrow, " Did you just use the word "wee" in a sentence? "
" ...huh? "
" Must be a beautiful day in Baka Land, eh Kakarrotto? " Vegeta said flatly.
" Yes, yes it is. " Goku nodded, not paying attention.
" I thought so. "
" OUJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!! " a voice roared from behind them.
" I believe the storm clouds just gathered. " Goku frowned, staring straight ahead.
" What? "
" In Baka Land. "
" Oh. " Vegeta said in awe. He glanced over his shoulder at Chi-Chi, who was currently stomping angrily towards them,
" Oh look, Kakay, it's that "mean old witch lady" who abandoned you by not showing up this morning. " the ouji fake-pouted
and purposely leaned against the other saiyajin.
Chi-Chi glared down at Vegeta, then walked infront of him and Goku, who blinked; slightly nervous of how angrily she
was looming over them, " Get your disgusting ouji-germs off his shoulder RIGHT NOW!!! "
" Oh, I'm sorry, were you just ordering ME to remove MY head from MY peasant's shoulder? " Vegeta gasped in
over-dramatic disbelief, " Why _I_ don't go around telling YOU what to do with YOUR children, DO I? "
" ... " Chi-Chi blinked, " GOKU!!! "
" Yes, Chi-Chi? " he looked up at her.
" What happened to "Chi-chan"? " she asked.
" Umm, uh, well, " he blushed lightly, " That would be a little forward to call someone by a pet name when you
haven't even gotten married to 'um yet. "
" WHAT?! " Chi-Chi gawked, " YOU'RE NOT "married" TO THE EVIL ONE OVER THERE AND YOU HAVE _DOZENS_ OF PET NAMES FOR
HIM!! " she exclaimed.
" Well Veggie's my little buddy. I always nick-name my little buddies. You know THAT. " Goku laughed it off.
" Yeah, Onna, bug off. " Vegeta boasted, motioning her to leave.
" OOOOH!!!! " Chi-Chi fumed, then smirked and reached into the big garbage bag over her shoulder, " Ouji if you don't
get away from Goku right now I'll show him what's in this bag. "
" A mild threat. " Vegeta shrugged, smirking.
" Really? You'd think so, wouldn't you? " she took a step forward. Vegeta looked at bag with curiousity, " What if I
were to tell you that this something is from YOUR ROOM--would you be worried? "
The ouji paused, then shook it off, " There's nothing in my room capable of becoming "blackmail". " he said proudly.
" It's wearing a fluffy pink robe. "
" ... " Vegeta froze, then quickly glanced at the larger saiyajin, who just grinned back down at him, " So? "
" It's also wearing a rather "pretty" bow in it's SPIKEY BLACK SAIYAJIN-LIKE HAIR. " she narrowed her eyes.
" Huh? " Goku cocked his head.
" Kakarrotto your prince advices you to remove yourself from the area before it becomes a war zone. " Vegeta said,
his eyes locked on the bag.
" Oh, no, don't leave now Goku. " Chi-Chi teased him, " It's wearing that pair of slippers you lost last month. "
" The white ones? "
" Yes, actually. " Chi-Chi peered inside the bag, then held the doll's foot up.
" MY SLIPPERS!!! " Goku squealed, bounding over to her, " On a....dead body... " he paled.
" This thing's not "dead" Go-chan, it was never alive to begin with. "
He scratched his head, confused. Meanwhile in the backround Vegeta was tip-toeing away so he could teleport to
safety, " Not...alive? "
Chi-Chi pulled the doll's head out of the bag. Goku shrieked.
" AHHHHH!!! IT'S ME!!!! Or something that resembles me. "
Chi-Chi snickered, pulling half the doll's body out of the bag, " And do you know who dressed this little beauty,
Go-chan? "
" Somebody with a sick sense of humor. " Goku nodded, still shocked.
" Yes, I'd say that's partially correct. " Chi-Chi smiled, " OH! _I_ _KNOW_! Why don't we ask the OUJI if he knows
anyone who would dressup a large life-sized plush of you in such a 'sassy' wardrobe. "
" Well, oh-kay. " Goku said, taking her literally. He turned around, " Hey Veggie do you know who would---Chi-Chi? "
" Yes Go-chan. "
" Veggie's gone, Chi-Chi. "
" WHAT?! " she gawked, " ERRRrrrr, fine! Good riddence. " she folded her arms, " Why don't you get changed and we'll
go to the bridal shop so we can get some clothes for the occation? "
" Why can't I wear the one I wore the first time? " Goku asked innocently.
" Because your muscles have become so "rippling" you would tear that suit to pieces now. " Chi-Chi replied.
" Why can't you wear the one you wore the first time? " he asked, then giggled, " Are your muscles ripple-ling TOO
now Chi-chan? "
" No, I'm just, well, I'm not as young as I used to be either. " Chi-Chi grumbled, embarassed.
" Onna's too old and fat to wear her dress. " Vegeta's voice cackled from some unknown source in the backround.
" ERRRRRR, SHUDDUP OUJI!!!! "
" I'm all soggy, like a wet doggie, I left the bathroom squeaky clean and it looks kinda foggy! " Goku sang as he
pranced down the hallway, a long trail of water soaking the floor behind him all the way back to the bathroom.
" Psst! "
He paused in mid-step, " Helloooo? " the saiyajin cocked his head towards an open door. Vegeta stuck his head out,
still soaking wet from swimming in the river catching fish.
" Why Kakarrotto, how nice to run into you here--HOLY BEEF WHERE'S YOUR CLOTHES!!! " Vegeta slammed the door shut in
shock and disgust.
Goku looked down at himself, " ...CHI-CHAAAAAAN!!! " he wailed, then grinned widely as Chi-Chi appeared out of
nowhere and handed him a Son-sized towel. He giggled, " THANKS CHI-CHAN!!! " she walked back down the stairs. Vegeta re-poked
his head out of the doorway, " Look Veggie! I'm wearing duckies! " he pointed to the yellow duck-pattered towel. Goku poked
one of the ducks on his towel, " Quack quack! Heeheehee. I luuuuve duckies--they're good with mustard! " he licked his lips.
" Cannibal. " Vegeta said shortly, then cleared his throat, " Say, Kakay, how would you like to come inside and do a
little brushing for me. " he smirked, holding out a hair-brush.
" Little Veggie that is Chi-Chi's hair-brush! " Goku gasped, pointing to the item, " Infact, that is her room. Why
are you in Chi-Chi's room little Veggie? "
" Feh, talk is for the weak. Enter. " Vegeta smirked, opening the door. Goku stood in the doorway for a moment.
" Veggie I can't let you just--ACK! " he yelped as the ouji pulled him inside and shut the door. Vegeta sat down on
Chi-Chi's stool and shoved the hair-brush into Goku's hands, " Veggie you're not supposed to be in here. " he shook his head.
" It's technically NOT her house, is it? " Vegeta answered, " It's yours. Now start brushing, my hair only stays
gravity-prone when wet for a good 20 minutes until it reverts back to it's cotton-candy-like foof. "
" But Veggie I can't brush your hair. I brush Chi-chan's hair like this. " Goku said uneasily, " It's one of our
"couple" activities."
" SO it should be SIMPLE for you. " Vegeta said, getting annoyed. He grabbed the hand Goku was holding the brush in
and brushed it down through his hair, " There! Simple! "
" Uhh... " Goku stared at the brush, then ran a couple more strokes through the ouji's hair. He let out a giggle,
" Hey, Veggie's hair is pretty too! "
The ouji glowed bright red, " Yes, I know. It IS a beautiful texture, isn't it? "
" Heeheehee, " Goku giggled, " Brushing Veggie's Veggie-hair. Lalalalalala! "
" Ahhhhhhhhhhhh... " Vegeta sighed with contentment, " You know it's been DECADES since I was back on Bejito-sei
where we had servants who'd brush my hair for me. "
" I can't imagine. " Goku said honestly.
" What's that stench--AHHHHHH!!! " Chi-Chi screamed in horror as she entered her room to see Vegeta sitting on her
stool dripping wet while Goku, who was also slightly damp, stood behind Vegeta brushing the ouji's at the moment flat hair
with HER hairbrush, " GO-CHAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING!! " she rushed to his aid and pulled Goku and the brush away from Vegeta,
" DON'T YOU PAMPER HIM LIKE THAT! HAIR-BRUSHING IS _OUR_ PAMPERING ACTIVITY. "
" I tried to warn him. " Goku shrugged in an I-told-you-so manner.
" OOoooOOOOOH, you SICK little monkey! " Chi-Chi made her way over to Vegeta, " It's all clear to me now! Mr. I-think
-I-can-take-over-"Onna"'s-life-and-get-away-with-it!....AND GET OFF MY STOOL! " she pulled it out from under him, causing the
ouji to fall butt-down on the floor.
" Ouch! " Vegeta said, rubbing his back in mild pain.
" "Ouch", that's ALL you have to say for yourself!? " she screamed.
Vegeta thought for a moment, then turned to Goku, " Kakarrotto-chan, who's hair is more enjoyable to brush? My smooth
soft shiny saiyajin hair or Onna's yucky old aging Earth hair? "
" WHAT!!! " Chi-Chi yelled.
" Well, I dunno, they're both pretty much the same to brush. Hair's hair. " Goku said, unsure of how to answer.
" Here why don't you brush mine a couple more times to compare better? " Vegeta handed out a chunk of his hair
towards Goku.
" Umm, alright. " Goku reached to brush it, only to have something smack his hand away, " OWW! That hurt! " he looked
at the source of the slap, Chi-Chi, who had snatched her hair-brush back as well.
" OOOH! Now THIS THING is as good as USELESS! " she threw the brush in her garbage can, " GOKU--TO YOUR ROOM! OUJI--
DOWNSTAIRS! " Chi-Chi snapped.
" Hey, you can't order us around, this isn't YOUR house. " Vegeta smirked.
" Goku may I order you and your "guest" around? " Chi-Chi asked him.
" K. " Goku responded. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Good. " she smiled, " NOW GET MOVING ON THE DOUBLE!!! HUP HUP HUP!!! "
" I can't believe we finally made it! " Chi-Chi sighed with relief as they stood in the bridal shop, " I swear that
was one car-ride I hope to NEVER repeat. "
" That's Chi-Chi-talk for you're walking home. " Goku whispered to Vegeta, who sweatdropped.
" You know, you could always walk home with me. " the ouji smiled, " You know, "the buddy system". "
" Heehee, the little buddy system. " Goku giggled in response, then spied something out of the corner of his eye,
" *gasp* FLOWERS! " he zipped over to a vase in the window display and took a daisy out of the bunch. He took a whiff of the
flower, then to Vegeta's disgust he placed the bloomed part of the plant in his mouth and ate it. Goku removed the rest of
the plant, the stem, and placed it back in the vase, " Ahhh, good stuff. " Goku patted his stomach.
" Those aren't for eating you moron, it's for display. " Vegeta muttered.
" Oh? "
Vegeta sighed.
" Hello, do you need some help? " a saleswoman asked as she approached the group.
Vegeta started to open his mouth, only to have Chi-Chi push him behind her, " Why yes, my husband here and I are
getting re-married and we were wondering if you could show us somethings? "
" Haha! " Goku grinned.
" Well alright if you'll both follow me over here I can show you some of our newer fabrics they're really nice-- "
the woman's voice seemed to blurr off though Goku's ears as he realized his little buddy was no longer with them. He watched
the salesperson lead Chi-Chi to the other side of the store, then turned around in search of Vegeta.
" Little Veggie? Little Veggie where'd you go? " Goku called out as if he were looking for a small child. He folded
his arms in a stubborn, pouty expression, " Veggie I can't just go off with Chi-chan and leave you here! You'll get lost! "
he wandered around the store, then froze, " Like I just did. " Goku sweatdropped, realizing he had just gotten himself lost,
" VEGGIE! VEH-GEEE!!! " he called out, starting to wander again only to bump into something. The large saiyajin lost his
balance, causing him to fall flat on his bottom, " OWW! " he whimpered, then glanced up to see a familiar figure, " It's
VEGGIE! " Goku lept to his feet, " How ya doin little Veggie? " he grinned, " You know I've been looking all over for you!
Somebody could've kidnapped you are hurt you, you know? " Goku shook his finger in a scholding way at the ouji, who continued
to stare forward, " Uhh, Veggie? "
" Isn't it beautiful? " the ouji murmured.
" Hmm? " the larger saiyajin blinked at him, then turned his head in the same direction to see the ouji was staring
at a fancy imported dress, " Yeah Veggie, it's nice. " Goku nodded in agreement, " Looks way too big for Chi-chan though! "
he giggled, " Now follow me, Chi-chan is probably wondering where we are! " he grabbed Vegeta by the wrist and tried to pull
him from his spot, with no result, " AWW! Come on Veggie we have to hurry! "
" I think it's got to be the most beautiful one in the whole store. " Vegeta sighed, in a daze.
" URG! Veggie if you don't snap out of it in 5 seconds I'm just gonna teleport us over to where Chi-chan is! " Goku
snorted, getting frustrated.
" I bet it would look just WONDERFUL on-- "
" --HELLO!! " Goku stuck his face infront of the ouji's, " EARTH TO VEGGIE! CALLING VEGGIE! ARE YOU IN THERE!!!! "
" Huh? " Vegeta blinked, " Kakarrotto how did you get here so fast? "
" I've been here for the past 3 minutes! Heck, I almost knocked you down when I ran into you! You feeling oh-kay? "
Goku asked, worried.
" Uhh, yeah, I'm alright, Kaka-chan. " Vegeta said uneasily.
" Good. " Goku smiled, then gave the smaller saiyajin a quick hug, " You are right though, it is a nice dress....I
wonder if they have any small enough for Chi-chan. I bet she'd like it. "
" Eh? NO! No it's just fine she wouldn't like this one anyway. Like you said it's way too big to fit her and besides
Onna would immediately say she didn't like it just because _I_ did. " Vegeta frantically waved his arms in the air.
" Well I like it. " Goku said innocently.
" You--you do? " the ouji stuttered.
" Yup! Now let's get going! " he grinned, then quickly teleported himself and Vegeta over to where Chi-Chi and the
salesperson were standing.
" And this one also comes in a cream--AHH! " the saleswoman shrieked when Goku and Vegeta seemingly appeared out of
thin air.
" HI CHI-CHAN! HI SALESLADY! " Goku squealed, then pointed to the shorter saiyajin beside him, " Sorry I ran off but
I had to find Veggie and then it took me forever to snap him back out of his little Veggie daydream fantasy world so I could
bring him back here. "
" Yeah, I thought it got quieter back there... " Chi-Chi trailed off, then paused to see the ouji was frowning,
" Whatsa matter with you? Reality interupting one of your sick little ouji fantasies? " she glared at him.
" Yes. " Vegeta answered bluntly.
" Hmmph? " she shrugged, then turned towards Goku, " So! Go-chan, how do you like this one! " Chi-Chi pepped up and
pointed to the dress the saleswoman was holding.
He laughed, " Aww, silly Chi-chan, I'd never fit into that! Besides it's not really my color. "
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " For ME, not YOU, you birdbrain! " she gritted through her teeth.
" Huh? Oh yeah! I knew that! " Goku said sheepishly, " Sure I like it Chi-chan. " he rubbed the material between his
fingers, " Say Veggie, what do you think? You think Chi-chan'd look pretty in this dress? " he asked the ouji, who's back was
now turned to them. Goku groaned to find Vegeta was once again in the same daze as before and staring at the same dress on
the wall that was now hanging across the room, " Aww Veggie you can't keep your brain half turned on and half turned off like
this! It'll short-circut itself. " Goku whined.
" Forget about him. Even if he DID like this one knowing the ouji he'd make some snide remark to me about it no
matter HOW I look in it! " Chi-Chi let out a heavy sigh.
" Heh-heh... " Vegeta let out a small chuckle, still daydreaming.
" Veggie where the heck are you! " Goku waved his hand infront of his little buddy's face.
" Back on Bejito-sei... " he trailed off dreamily.
" Oh yeah, Ouji-land central. " Chi-Chi rolled her eyes.
" Say is this little guy part of the procession too? " the woman asked curiously.
" Hmm? The ouji? " Chi-Chi glanced at him, " Geez I never thought about that. " she mumbled, " Last thing I want is
for him to screw it up....and if I don't invite him he's bound to crash the party, kidnap my Go-chan and do something just
horrible to him! " Chi-Chi bit her lip. Suddenly an evil idea popped into her head, " Heh-heh-heh-heh... " she rubbed her
hands together maniacally, " It might end up backfiring in my face but it'll be worth the shot. I didn't have one last time
anyway. " she turned to the saleswoman, " Why yes, the ouji IS going to be part of the procession. " she said cheerfully,
" He's going to be our flowergirl. "
" GAH!!! " Goku, the saleswoman, and Vegeta all fell to the ground animé style.
" You really mean it Chi-chan? Veggie, our flowergirl? " Goku blinked, surprised.
" Huh? " Vegeta sat up, still confused from being knocked out of his daydream, " Wha happen?? " he looked around,
re-taking in where he was.
" Say Ouji, were there any flowers in that little fantasy of yours? " Chi-Chi snickered evilly.
" Yes, as a matter of fact, there were. " he snorted, then turned to Goku, " Entire fields-ful of them
Kakarrotto-chan! We have such an amazing garden back at the palace on Bejito-sei! All sorts of plants you've never dreamed
existed! " Vegeta mused.
" Really Veggie? " Goku grinned. Vegeta nodded, unapparent that Chi-Chi was beginning to get seriously ticked off.
" Yup. "
" Are they tasty? "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " "are they tasty" he says. " he shook his head, " Sheesh! "
" Bejito-sei doesn't EXIST anymore, ouji-brains. " Chi-Chi grumbled.
" I know... " Vegeta said sadly, then smirked, " You wouldn't last two seconds on my planet before you either
succumbed to the high gravity or I had my royal guards execute you. Kakay, on the other hand... "
" Aww, Veggie's such a sweetie. " Goku giggled at the ouji.
" Of course I am. " Vegeta boasted.
" And that's why you're going to be our flowergirl at the wedding. " Chi-Chi cackled at him.
" ...WHAT!!! " Vegeta gawked.
" You heard me, ouji. You get to wear an embarassing little ouji-sized dress and walk down the eisle for everyone to
see you and you're going to get to throw little flowerpetals behind you. "
" Ehh...ehhhhh... " Vegeta cringed as nightmareish visions passed through his head, " KAKARROTTO TELL HER SHE CAN'T
DO THIS TO ME!!! " he shrieked, pointing to Goku, who sniffled in reaction.
" You don't want to disappoint him, do you ouji? " Chi-Chi smirked. Vegeta cocked his head towards her, " I bet Goku
would feel just TERRIBLE if his "little buddy" declined to be the flower girl at his wedding, " she turned her attention to
the larger saiyajin, " wouldn't you dear? "
" I, uh... " Vegeta sputtered, then yelped as Goku leaned down to his height and grinned happily.
" I am sure my little Veggie would make the prettiest lil flower girl I could ask for! " he gave the ouji a hug.
The ouji's face glowed bright red, " You really think so Kaka-chan? " Vegeta squeaked out.
" Oh ABSOLUTELY little Veggie! " Goku hugged even tighter, " You're the perfect size for my lil flower girl! "
Vegeta gulped, " Oh Kakay I-- "
" --don't forget your little basket, you basket case! " Chi-Chi said cheerfully, handing Vegeta a small flower basket
" --I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS ONNA!!! " Vegeta screamed angrily, throwing the child-sized pink basket to the floor, " DO
YOU HEAR ME!! KILL YOU!!!! "
" Ohh! Go-chan doesn't it look absolutely gorgeous! " Chi-Chi spun around in her dressing room wearing one of the
many different wedding gowns she had picked out.
" Chi-chan looks very sassy indeed. " Goku gave her a thumbs-up from the doorway.
" Heehee! " she giggled, then turned to him and did a double-take, " Goku what are you wearing!!! " Chi-Chi gawked at
the pale pink dress the saiyajin was sporting.
" Veggie kept lookin at it up on the wall there and he seemed so interested that I got interested so I decided to try
it on and see how it looked! " Goku burst into giggles.
" Veh--oh my God you're wearing that outfit the ouji was practically drooling at. " Chi-Chi went pale, " Goku you get
that thing off your body right now before he sees you!!! "
" Silly Chi-chan! I'm just joking. " Goku smiled at her, " Ironic-cally it fits me just right, did you know that? "
" The ouji's intentions are clear to me now. " Chi-Chi said flatly, " Just go back in the dressing room and try a
SUIT on this time. " she groaned.
" *chuckle* But I'm so *snicker* pretty. Hahahhahaha! " Goku laughed, then froze to see a pair of wide-eyes staring
at him. He grinned at Vegeta, " Oh HI little Veggie! Like my new ansomble? Heeheeheehee! "
" Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... " Vegeta stood there staring, his face glowing bright red.
" Eep! " Chi-Chi yelped, then kicked Goku backwards into his dressing room and shut the door on him. She glared at
Vegeta, " There's nothing here to see you sick little monkey! " she shouted, then slammed her own door shut, " Honestly! "
" O'CHI-chan!! " Goku called in a sing-song voice from outside the dressing room door. She sighed and peeked out into
the hallway, " Lookit me! "
Chi-Chi gawked.
" It's the EXACT SAME KIND I wore for the first wedding! Only 3 times bigger. " he tugged at the white suit, " Can
you believe that? THREE TIMES bigger? Wow! " Goku grinned, then sweatdropped to see Chi-Chi herself was now glowing bright
red, " Tsk tsk, Chi-chan's pullin a Veggie. "
" Huh-wha? " Chi-Chi snapped out of it.
" HAHAHAHA! " Vegeta laughed loudly at her, " You looked like a mindless drooling idiot! HAHAHA! "
" SO DO YOU WHEN YOU START GLOWING!! " Chi-Chi snapped at him.
" Chi-chan is correct for Veggie can appear mindless in times of tantalization. " Goku nodded in agreement. He looked
down at his suit and held out a credit card, " I'LL TAKE THIS PLEASE!! "
" Good choice Kakay. " Vegeta smirked, " Very suave. "
" Heeheehee! AWWWWWWW, thanks lil Veggie! " Goku said happily, then turned to Chi-Chi, " Chi-chan gonna buy that
one? " he asked her.
" Yes, I think I am. " she replied, " It's more of a cream than a white though. "
" Ice cream, whipped cream, shaving cream, chocolate cream piiiiiiie... " Goku mused, trailing off. Vegeta rolled his
eyes.
" I suppose I'd call it a vanilla dress. " Chi-Chi said thoughtfully, trying to decide on the tint of the gown she
was wearing.
" Vanilla is a delicious ice cream treat! " Goku said cheerfully, " I think Chi-Chi should buy her pretty ice cream
dress! "
" Well, if you think so....then I'm sold! " she smiled triumphantly.
" YAY! " Goku cheered, " Ring the bells and sound the alarm for we are DONE! "
" Not quite. " Chi-Chi corrected him, then pointed to Vegeta, who froze like a deer in headlights.
" OH YEAH! We still gotta shop for our little flower girl! " Goku grinned excitedly. Vegeta backed up.
" There's no way in heaven I'm going to let you bakayaros get anything frilly near my warrior-isque body!!! " Vegeta
screeched.
" OOH! And I like this one and this one and this one and this one and AWW LOOKIT THAT ONE IT'S SO CUTE!!! " Goku
grinned as he dashed around the store picking out outfits for the couple's "flower girl". Chi-Chi watched him run about the
store, amused. As for Vegeta he was standing next to Chi-Chi, completely humiliated as passers by snickered at him whenever
they would ask Goku who the costumes were for.
" Feelin lucky? " Chi-Chi smirked at the ouji. Vegeta hissed at her.
" I'M DONE!!! " Goku said eagerly, teleporting infront of them, " I'm gonna help little Veggie try these on now! " he
grabbed the about-to-protest Vegeta's wrist and ran into one of the spare dressing rooms.
Chi-Chi laughed, then walked over to the dressing room, " Goku! Make sure to have him come outside each time he tries
one on! " she shouted at the door.
" OH-KAY CHI-CHAN! " Goku shouted back, then turned back to the other objects in the small dressing room, the bench,
the mirrors, Vegeta, and the huge pile of clothes he had just spent the last 15 seconds picking out for him, " SO! " Goku
spoke up, " Is little Veggie ready to go? "
" Ready to go HOME if THAT'S what you mean. " Vegeta grumbled staring at the ceiling lights.
" Oh Veggie don't look up at those you'll hurt your eyes. " Goku pressed the ouji's head back down so it was facing
normal position.
" Urg... " Vegeta crossed his arms, " Listen, Kakarrot. Why don't we FORGET all this "flower girl" stuff and I'll
teleport you off to that candy shop downtown, eh? " he laughed nervously, trying to reason with Goku, " It'll be fun! You,
me, the candy? "
" Sorry little Veggie but candy is for later. " Goku said, unfolding the outfit on the top of the pile. He grinned,
" And don't you worry because I promise I'll help you try them on too! "
" Help? I DON'T NEED ANY HE--Y!!!! " Vegeta snapped as Goku grabbed ahold of the ouji's navy tank top of his training
uniform, " LET GO OF THAT!! "
" Come on Veggie! If you don't try any of them on yourself I'm gonna have to put them on for you! " Goku scholded
him.
" KAKARROTTO I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU DRESS ME UP IN ANY OF THESE RIDICULOUS COSTUMES!!! " Vegeta yelled.
" Well you didn't think that one on the wall didn't look so "ridiculous". " Goku countered.
" That one wasn't for ME, you blockhead! " Vegeta snapped, then smiled, " It was for a friend, in my little "twisted
ouji-fantasies", ALRIGHT? "
Goku sighed, " Alright Veggie. "
" ... "
" ... "
" NOW COME'ERE!!! " Goku screamed, chasing Vegeta around the dressing room in a circle holding one of the dresses.
" NEVER! NEVER NEVER NEVER!!! "
" Sounds like the forces of good and evil are struggling again. " Chi-Chi said sarcastically as she stood outside the
dressing room door. The saleswoman who had just bagged Chi-Chi and Goku's outfits listened to the growls and grunts in shock.
" Are--are they gonna be oh-kay in there? " she asked Chi-Chi, worried.
" Hn? Yeah, they'll be fine. " Chi-Chi said casually, glancind down at her watch.
" HA! GOT YA! " Goku said proudly from inside the dressing room.
Chi-Chi smiled, " This'll be worth a hoot. " she chuckled, then opened the door to see Goku had Vegeta down on the
floor and was currently sitting ontop of him ready to stuff one of the dresses over the ouji's head. Vegeta, who was now clad
only in his gloves and briefs, glanced over at Chi-Chi with a blank look on his face, " Too early eh? "
" Yup. I'm not quite finished yet. " Goku responded to her, " And this is just the first one, right Veggie? " he
turned back to Vegeta, who was now smirking evilly as if he had somehow formulated an evil plan within the seconds the couple
was having their conversation.
" Awww Kakay you're SOOOOoOooOOooooOOOOOo forceful! " the ouji mocked, acting overdramatically impressed.
Goku looked down at him, confused.
" Aww shove it ouji! " Chi-Chi snorted at him. Vegeta glared back at her, then blew a raspberry as she left and
closed the door behind her.
" Well that didn't go as well as I planned. " Vegeta muttered.
" I think you COMPLETELY overdid the "so" part. " Goku remarked.
" Really? "
" Yeah, it was a little too late in the first place anyway. " he shrugged.
" What, that wasn't my fault, you scared the pants off me trying to get that thing on my body in the first place! "
" Oh yeah, I forgot about that. " Goku glanced at dress, " NOW LET ME GET THIS ON YOU ALREADY!! "
" NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!! "
" I look, like an idiot. " Vegeta grumbled as he stared at himself in the mirror.
" Aww no you don't you look absolutely ADORABLE! " Goku gave the little ouji a big squeeze, causing him to turn
bright red, " Like a little Veggie-angel! "
" Am I Kakay's angel? " Vegeta grinned, still glowing, embarassed.
" Of course you are! " Goku hugged him again, then let go, " Now why don't you come outside with me so Chi-chan and
the saleslady can see how pretty you are! "
" AHH! NO NO NO!! " Vegeta waved his arms about in a panic.
" Well why not? You seemed oh-kay just now. " Goku asked, conserned.
" THAT was because I was under the influence of your nastly little Kako-germs. But I am not--NO--I REFUSE to go out
there and be humilated by that Onna and her insane laughter!! " Vegeta pointed at the door.
" Aww come on. We'll take little baby steps. " Goku smiled, slowly pushing the ouji towards the door, " That's it, 1,
2, 3, that's my lil buddy! " he said comfortingly, then suddenly kicked open the door to Vegeta's surprise, " LOOK WHO'S HERE
EVERYBODY! IT'S MY LITTLE VEGGIE-FLOWER! "
" AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! " Vegeta stood there in shock and Goku in confusion. While
he had been busy trying to get Vegeta's costume on Chi-Chi had called up nearly every one of the Z senshi's phone numbers she
knew of instructing them to come down to watch along with the rest of the regular customers in the shop.
" ...uh.....uh.... " Vegeta squeaked out, mortified, " AAAAAAAAAAH!!!! " he wailed, running back into the dressing
room and shutting the door.
Goku stared at the large laughing audiance, disgusted, " YOU--YOU JERKS!!! " he screamed, then walked back inside the
dressing room to console the ouji, who was now sitting in a corner bent over, his back facing Goku, sobbing quietly, " Aww,
Veggie it's alright, don't cry, I'll make it up to you, I promise. "
" Did, did he just call us "jerks"? " Yamcha said to Kuririn, who only shrugged in response.
" There there, it's alright Veggie. " Goku said as he patted the smaller saiyajin on the back, " _I_ thought you
looked pretty. "
" ...rrrrr... "
" Veggie? "
" YOU BIG BACKSTABBING BAKAYARO!!! " Vegeta spun around, grabbed Goku by the neck and slammed him against the wall,
" HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME! AND TO THINK I TRUSTED YOU ENOUGH TO PUT THIS EMBARSSING FROCK ON MY ROYAL BODY FOR YOU!!! "
" But...but Veggie... " Goku squeaked out, practically sufficating, " I...I didn't know...about all the...people... "
" THEY _LAUGHED_ AT ME KAKARROTTO! LAUGHED AT ME---wait, you didn't know about this? " Vegeta pulled a double-take.
" No Veggie I didn't. " Goku shook his head innocently.
" Then...how...that means...ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ONNA!!! " Vegeta dropped Goku to the floor and kicked the door to the
dressing room open in a blind, vengeful rage.
" Look who's back! " Chi-Chi said cheerfully, sliding over to the enraged ouji and grabbing him by one of his cheeks,
" It's our little flower girl! "
Vegeta froze, realizing he was still wearing the poofy pink dress.
" Everyone was so excited to hear you were going to be our flower girl. I just HAD to CALL THEM ALL UP and INVITE
THEM OVER HERE to get a GOOD LOOK at you! " she snickered evilly. Vegeta looked downward, unable to figure out whether he was
about to scream or cry.
" You... " the ouji spoke, causing Chi-Chi to look at him, surprised. A small, mad chuckle escaped Vegeta's mouth,
" You're going to wish you never did this, heh-heh, heh, heh-heh. "
" Huh? " Chi-Chi blinked, backing away from him along with the rest of the Z senshi who had attended.
" RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! " Vegeta burst into ssj2, freaking out the entire gang
with the exception of Chi-Chi, who just stood there and folded her arms, unimpressed. She smirked at him, " AH-HAHAHAHA! YOU
REALLY ASKED FOR IT THIS TIME ONNA! I WAS GOING TO KEEP YOU IN MY DUNGEON AND TORTURE YOU THERE ONCE I DEFEATED YOU BUT
INSTEAD I THINK I'LL JUST BLAST YOU INTO OBLIVION RIGHT NOW!!!! " he let loose a huge ball of ki which blasted the gang and
sent them flying off in different directions, along with the wall to the store. When the smoke decipated Vegeta stood there
to find each member of the group 20 feet away, moaning in pain. He blinked, looking around for his target only to find her
hovering above him with a red ki shield, laughing, " ERR! "
" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! " Chi-Chi let down the shield, " Good one Ouji! Like my Go-chan hasn't taught me ANYTHING about
using ki. HA! "
" *FWOOOSH*! "
" Huh? " Chi-Chi glanced over her shoulder for the source of the sound only to find a chunk of the gigantic ki ball
careening down at her, zapping her, " WHAWHAWHAHWHAWHAWHAWHA!!!! " she screamed, then fell to the floor, sizzles of ki still
trickling around her. She groaned, then fainted.
" ...HEE! " the ouji grinned widely, " HAHAHA! I WIN! " Vegeta stuck his tongue out at her and blew a raspberry, then
put his hands on his hips and proudly marched back towards the dressing room.
" VeggieVeggie what happened? " Goku asked, surprised as the ouji re-entered the room, beaming with pride.
" Oh nothing. I just had to blow off a little steam, that's all. " Vegeta said happily, then patted the sids of
Goku's neck where he had previously tried to strangle him by, " You know what, my Kakarrotto-chan? "
" No Veggie. " Goku shook his head, confused.
" I think I may try on the rest of those goofy outfits for you after all! "
" WHEEE!!! VEGGIE'S THE BEST LITTLE BUDDY EVER!!! " Goku cheered, then held up an even more embarassing outfit than
the one the ouji currently had on, " I like this one it's so CUTE! "
" Ehhhh, " Vegeta retched, cringing, " Me and my big mouth... "
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5:40 PM 7/11/2002
END OF PART TWO
Vegeta: (yelling out to Son who's hiding in the audiance) SEE THAT KAKARROTTO! STORY-YOU IS DRESSING _ME_ UP IN COSTUMES! SO
WHAT'S SO WEIRD ABOUT ME DRESSING UP THAT BIG LIFE-SIZED KAKA-PLUSH!
Goku: IT'S DISTURBING VEGGIE!!!
Vegeta: Hmmph! [sits back in his chair and folds his arms] (turns to Pookee) Pookee, go get Kaka-chan for me, will ya?
Pookee: ...?
Vegeta: Not HIM in the audiance, that STUFFED ONE!
Pookee: [hops off of the desk] Well alright...but dressed the way you left him last night???
Vegeta: (blinks; thinks back) GAH! NO! Uhh, [glances over to where Son his hiding] get him back into that gi he came with,
alright? I'd rather NOT scare the living daylights out of Kakarrot over there.
Pookee: Didn't you burn that?
Vegeta: Huh?
Pookee: I thought you burned it so you could get that excuse to go get all those little costumes for him.
Vegeta: OF COURSE I DIDN'T _ACTUALLY_ "burn" IT! It's under the bed. You know, just incase a situation like this turned up.
Pookee: (salutes him) RIGHT! I'm off V-sama! [runs off the set]
Chuquita: (cocks an eyebrow at Veggie) You are one twisted little ouji, you know that Veggie?
Vegeta: (smiles) Not twisted, just "special".
Goku: AND CREEPY!!! [shakes his fist in the air]
Chuquita: (groans) Veggie's not "creepy", Son-san, now come on down here.
Goku: HA! [walks down to the Corner desk] (to Veggie) (slightly paranoid) What are YOU smiling for! You wanna dress ME up TOO
now, VEGGIE! [rips off his gi top and thrusts it onto the desk] HUH? HUH!! I BET YOU'D HAVE JUST _LOADS_ OF FUN DOING IT TO
THE _REAL_ _THING_!!!!
Vegeta: (lets out a little giggle) Heh-heh, actually I woul--
Chuquita: VEGGIE STOP THAT!!
Pookee: I'm BACK! [dragging Kaka-chan, who is now wearing a Son gi, behind him by the hair] V-sama help me sit him up, would
you?
Vegeta: Of course, Pookee. [picks up Kaka-chan and sits him in his in his chair] (baby-voice) 'Dere we go my lil Kakay!
[gives it a big hug] [lets go]
Chu & Son: (staring at him as if he just sprouted a third eyeball)
Vegeta: WHAT! (to Son) You baby-talk to Plushie too!
Plushie: (sweatdrops) [hiding around the side of the desk from Veggie] I can vouch for that.
Goku: Hmm, [looks "Kaka-chan" over] well, he doesn't LOOK like you've done anything to him.
Vegeta: See! I told you there was nothing to be worried about.
Goku: (sniffs the doll) WAHH! IT SMELLS EXACTLY LIKE VEGGIE! ONLY EVEN STRONGER?!
Chuquita: What? You're kidding? [takes a whiff of it] WHOA! [grabs her nose] He smells even more like Veggie than VEGGIE
himself!!!
Vegeta: So? It's my property, I can do whatever I please with it.
Chuquita: (perplexed) Yeah, but how'd you get it to smell even more like yourself than YOU do??
Vegeta: ...I have my ways.
Goku: (smiles, pleased) It's wrists smell really nice and un-Veggie-like though.
Chuquita: [grabs Kaka-chan's free wrist] Yeah, *sniff*, I think that's some kind of perfume or colonge.
Vegeta: (growls) GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF HIM!!!
[Chu & Son sit back in their seats]
Vegeta: Honestly! [picks up Kaka-chan, sits down and holds it on his lap like a baby] You'd think you've never had NOSES
before! (to Kaka-chan) It's alright, sweetie, V-sama's here now and he's gonna take good care of you, that's right.
(cuddles it) That's my Kakay!
Goku: (cringes)
Vegeta: (flatly) What's YOUR problem?
Goku: (uneasy) You...you just called it your Kakay.
Vegeta: (cocks an eyebrow) ...point?
Goku: But you call ME "kakay".
Vegeta: ... (blinks) Oh. Did I say "Kakay"?
Goku: (worried) Yeah, you called him your Kakay....you're feeling alright, aren'tcha little Veggie?
Vegeta: Uhh, hai. I'm fine. (laughs nervously)
Chuquita: (to audiance) Well, I guess since we can consider Veggie pacified we can finally get to interviewing Plushie.
Plushie: (cheers) YAY!
Chuquita: --in the next chapter.
Plushie: (frowns) Awww...
Chuquita: Be sure to tune in next time for Part 3 of "I Do?"
Pookee: This is getting exciting.
Goku: (pulls at Kaka-chan's pants) What kind of pink underpants is this thing WEARING!?
Vegeta: (yelps and snatches the part of the gi away from Son) Heh-heh-heh...(glares at Pookee) I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SWITCH
EVERYTHING BACK TO THE WAY HE WAS WHEN I GOT HIM!!!
Pookee: I couldn't get that far...I have no fingers. [holds up his paws]
Vegeta: ....oh.
Goku: (to audiance) (grins) See you in the future everybody!
Chuquita: That we will.
Goku: Up up and away!!
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: "It just isn't your day, is it little buddy?" -Boss Ham, "Hamtaro"
Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: (to Chu) (w/utter sarcasm) Gee, I wonder WHY you chose this particular quote.
Chuquita: (grinning) Yeah, I wonder.
Goku: (happily) Little buddies are fun!
Vegeta: (smirks) (nods) Yes, we are, aren't we...(bolts to attention) WHADDA YOU MEAN "WE"?
Goku: Huh?
Vegeta: (threatening) YOU SAID BUDDIES! THAT'S IN ITS PLURAL FORM! MEANING MORE THAN ONE!! WHAT WERE YOU DOING THOSE SEVEN
YEARS AT KAIO'S PLANET ANYWAY? MAKING _NEW_ LITTLE BUDDIES? HOW MANY? 5, 10, 510! HUH? HUH!!!
Goku: (whinces) Ehhhh, Veggie I did nothing of the sort.
Chuquita: (sighs) He was using it generally speaking, Vedge. He didn't really MEAN there was more than one "little buddy".
Vegeta: Yeah, well there better NOT be. [gets up out of his seat in the audiance and stands behind Son] (mumbles) I'll make
sure of that you bet...
Goku: (to Chu) Why is Veggie back there? [points to behind his chair; only Veggie from the eyes-up can be seen behind the
tall chair]
Chuquita: Because he's Veggie, Son-San. Only valid answer I have.
Goku: That indeed.
Chuquita: ... (turns to Son, conserned) Say, Son-San? You ever get a cavity?
Goku: (w/3 tons of candy in his mouth) A whaf?
Chuquita: ...nevermind. [goes back to sitting, then sweatdrops] My God, I can actually FEEL that evil smirk on your face,
Veggie.
Vegeta: Heh-heh-heh. (evil smile) Havin a lil tooth decay, Chu-sama?
Chuquita: Shuddup Veggie. I bet you wouldn't even last 2 seconds once they got the needles up your gums.
Goku: (frozen white) NEEDLES?! (sniffles) OH POOR CHU-SAMA! [hugs her] That's so terrible! I am so sorry for you! Don't let
them kill you or else we'll never finish the story!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Thanks Son. Actually it's next Tuesday, I think.
Vegeta: (still smirking)
Chuquita: OH WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT!!! NO WONDER CHI-CHI THINKS YOU'RE ANNOYING!! YOU _ARE_!!!
Vegeta: (chuckles) And darn proud of it.
Pookee: Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Vegeta: (turns to his left) (smiles) HI POOKEE!
Pookee: [still in his skywriting uniform] Hi V-sama!
Goku: (squeals) AWWWWWWWW, Pookee's voice is SO CUTE!!!
Chuquita: Yeah, I zapped him a voice box for the Corner. It'd be kinda silly if he wasn't able to answer any questions cuz he
couldn't talk. (to Pookee) SO! Pookee, how long have you been Veggie's teddy bear?
Pookee: From day 1.
Goku: Wow! Someone who knows Veggie even longer than I have! Amazing!
Pookee: Heehee.
Chuquita: Alright, let's try another question, [flips through her little blue notecards] Pookee.
Pookee: Yes.
Chuquita: (smirks) What's the most horrible, darkest, embarassing secret you know about our little ouji friend?
Vegeta: [turns a pale green] (gulps)
Pookee: (to Veggie) V-sama, may I relay to Chu about the french pink satin underwear and life-sized stuffed "Kaka-plush"
incident?
Vegeta: (embarassed) No you may NOT.
Pookee: Oh-kay, then I'd have to say for horrible: One day V-sama was so groggy from training that when he sat down at the
kitchen he fell asleep and face-first into a lemon-meringue pie on the table.
Goku: Mmm...meringue...
Pookee: As for darkest....[notices the pleading 'keep quiet keep quiet' look on Veggie's face] I'd say probably half the
stuff he's been doing to poor 'ol Kaka-chan ever since he used Bulma's enlarging ray on the little guy.
Chuquita: Kaka-chan?
Pookee: V-sama's name for the Kakarrotto plush he has.
Goku: You mean the one who used to sit next to you ontop the bookcase? I always wondered what happened to him...you know he
WAS your height when I last saw him.
Pookee: V-sama keeps in locked in a cubby-hole in the ceiling now. Not a very good view unless he pulls Kak out to play with
him.
Goku: (to Veggie) (uneasy) You play with a life-sized stuffed toy of ME?
Vegeta: ...so? You play with Plushie.
Goku: (backs away from him) Yeah, but Plushie's only 1 foot tall, not LIFE-SIZED.
Vegeta: What's wrong with life-sized? It's not like it's actually YOU I'm playing dress-up with.
Goku: (starting to get really creeped out) You dress it up in little costumes??
Vegeta: Well, you know, big costumes, actually. I mean, it is your size. And that's pretty, urm, big.
Goku: I think _I_ wanna go sit back in the audiance now.
Chuquita: Cya Son-San. [Son heads for the spot Veggie was sitting in the audiance at, then shivers and finds another empty
seat]
Vegeta: (shouting) COME ON KAKARROTTO! LIKE YOU'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WEIRD TO PLUSHIE!
Plushie: [now in Son's chair] He hasn't.
Vegeta: (glares at him) YOU SHUT UP!!
Summary: Goku and Chi-Chi find out by TV that the man who performed their wedding ceremony is a fraud and has been just sent
to jail, making their marriage illegal. Now the couple have to find a way to get re-married before the others find out,
namely Vegeta. What happens when Chi-Chi can no longer defend her claim to Son-kun llegally? Will Veggie convince Son to
not get married at all? And what about Gohan and Goten? Are they now illegit??? A G/CC fic.
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" Ohhhhhhh... " Chi-Chi yawned. She slowly opened her eyes to see another familiar-shaped pair staring back down at
her, " ...AHHH! OUJI-EYES! " she kicked the figure off the top of the sheets and into the wall.
" Oh, the pain.. " the figure groaned as it slid to the floor. Chi-Chi blinked for a moment as everything came into
focus.
" Wow Mom that was great! You kicked Trunks like it was nothing! "
" Huh? " Chi-Chi leaned over the side of her bed to see 7 year old Goten grinning up at her, " Guh--Goten what are
YOU doing here. " she gawked as Trunks wobbled over to where his friend was standing.
" Uncle Veggie said to make sure you get plenty of rest for today. " Goten nodded.
" Rest? " Chi-Chi looked around the room, then spied her clock, which had been unplugged from the wall, " EEK! " she
grabbed it off the counter, " WHAT TIME IS IT!!! "
" 11:30am. " Trunks answered, looking down at his watch.
" ELEVEN THIRTY!!! " she yelped, " I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE UP FIVE HOURS AGO!!! " Chi-Chi lept out of bed, still in her
nightgown and ran careening down the hallway, only to screech to a halt as she passed Vegeta's door, then backed up, " Grrr,
PLEASE tell me you're still asleep! " she begged, then opened the door to find the room empty, " Ehhh...ehhhhHHHhhh... "
Chi-Chi stood there in fear.
" Mommy Mommy are you oh-kay? " Goten asked as he and Trunks ran over to where she was standing.
" HOW LONG'S HE BEEN UP!!! "
" Huh? Who? "
" YOU KNOW WHO! " she bent down to his height, " THE OUJI!!! THAT'S WHO!!! "
" Oh, Toussan's been awake since about 5:20 somethin this morning. " Trunks shrugged, " He was in a real hurry to get
ready. "
" 5:20... " Chi-Chi trailed off, " AHH! GO-CHAN WAKES UP TO GO FISHING AT 5:30!! THAT EVIL LITTLE MONSTER!!! HE WENT
AFTER MY GO-CHAN AND LEFT ME TO SLEEP IN!!! He'll tell my baby I didn't wake up early enough because I didn't care about him
anymore and then he'll say how much more WORTHY he is than I am and OHHHHHHHHHH!!!! " she wailed, holding the sides of her
head.
" Actually he didn't leave you to sleep in. " Trunks interupted.
" Say what? " Chi-Chi said flatly.
" Heehee, unplugging the clock was OUR idea, Mom. We figured the best way for you to sleep without any distractions
would be without any noise and BOY does that alarm clock make a lot of noise! " Goten said proudly.
" Brilliant logic, son. " Chi-Chi grumbled, " I wonder WHO'S gene pool you got that wonderful talent from? "
" ...yours? " he offered.
" NO NOT MINE!!! " she screamed, then folded her arms in a huff, " OOH!! "
" You know, you're never gonna catch up to Toussan if you just stand there feeling sorry for yourself. " Trunks
pointed out.
" ...oh. Wow, very perceptive of you. Maybe you're not as ouji-ish as I formerly thought. " she smiled, walking past
him. Trunks scratched his head.
" Was the a compliment, or an insult? "
Goten blinked, " I'm not sure. "
" ... "
" ... "
" Wanna go play paintball in the den? "
" 'kay! "
" HAHA! I'M ALL READY TO GO NOW! " Chi-Chi said triumphantly, now cleaned up and dressed in her normal clothes. She
marched down the hallway only to hear a loud creak from the ceiling, " What the? " she followed the sound into the ouji's
room, " My God it sounds like something's dying up there! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, then flew up to a small door in the ceiling,
" I bet it's just that stupid disco ball from last night. " she grumbled, then noticed a piece of fabric hanging out of the
small door and pulled on it, causing the door to fly open and the object inside to come crashing down upon her, knocking her
to the floor.
" Ohhhhh... " Chi-Chi sat up, then shrieked, " AHHHH DEAD BODY DEAD BODY DEAD BODY! EEW EEW EEW!! " she tried to push
the person off of her, only to pause from what she was doing when she noticed the person's rounded knubs for hands, " Huh? "
Chi-Chi pulled the person away from her, " It's a--DOLL! Or a plush toy...or something. " she suddenly sweatdropped, " And it
looks just like Goku. " she held up the life-sized stuffed toy, " Where would you BUY something like this?? I mean who would
you sell it t--oo. " Chi-Chi sat the doll on Vegeta's bed and looked it over. It was wearing a fluffy pink robe, a pair of
Goku's slippers, and had a ribbon tilted on the front right side of it's hair, " Now this is just plain old WEIRD. " she read
the tag on the inside of the robe, " "Ouji Corp. a subdivision of Capsule Corporation". SubSPECIES is more like it. " Chi-Chi
reached up to place it back in it's cubby-hole, then stopped, " No, on second thought, you're coming with me. " she dragged
him out of the room, chucked in him an empty garbage bag and walked out to the car, " You may be more useful to me than you
look. "
" I LOVE FISHING! Don't you Veggie? " Goku said as they sat on the riverbank a mile from his house, soaking wet. The
duo each had their own fishing-pole and were in the process of, well, fishing.
" I don't get it. We just wrestled with several of these beasts 10 minutes ago, why are we doing it THIS WAY now! "
Vegeta exclaimed, pointing to the giganto fishes that lay on a pile behind them.
" Well it's easier to catch the appatizers this way. " Goku explained.
" Appatizers?? " the ouji paraphrased him.
" Yeah, you know, the "wee little fish" that you can fry to make tiny fish nuggets, or place on a pizza as a topping,
or use as a decorative cake accent. " Goku grinned.
Vegeta cocked an eyebrow, " Did you just use the word "wee" in a sentence? "
" ...huh? "
" Must be a beautiful day in Baka Land, eh Kakarrotto? " Vegeta said flatly.
" Yes, yes it is. " Goku nodded, not paying attention.
" I thought so. "
" OUJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!! " a voice roared from behind them.
" I believe the storm clouds just gathered. " Goku frowned, staring straight ahead.
" What? "
" In Baka Land. "
" Oh. " Vegeta said in awe. He glanced over his shoulder at Chi-Chi, who was currently stomping angrily towards them,
" Oh look, Kakay, it's that "mean old witch lady" who abandoned you by not showing up this morning. " the ouji fake-pouted
and purposely leaned against the other saiyajin.
Chi-Chi glared down at Vegeta, then walked infront of him and Goku, who blinked; slightly nervous of how angrily she
was looming over them, " Get your disgusting ouji-germs off his shoulder RIGHT NOW!!! "
" Oh, I'm sorry, were you just ordering ME to remove MY head from MY peasant's shoulder? " Vegeta gasped in
over-dramatic disbelief, " Why _I_ don't go around telling YOU what to do with YOUR children, DO I? "
" ... " Chi-Chi blinked, " GOKU!!! "
" Yes, Chi-Chi? " he looked up at her.
" What happened to "Chi-chan"? " she asked.
" Umm, uh, well, " he blushed lightly, " That would be a little forward to call someone by a pet name when you
haven't even gotten married to 'um yet. "
" WHAT?! " Chi-Chi gawked, " YOU'RE NOT "married" TO THE EVIL ONE OVER THERE AND YOU HAVE _DOZENS_ OF PET NAMES FOR
HIM!! " she exclaimed.
" Well Veggie's my little buddy. I always nick-name my little buddies. You know THAT. " Goku laughed it off.
" Yeah, Onna, bug off. " Vegeta boasted, motioning her to leave.
" OOOOH!!!! " Chi-Chi fumed, then smirked and reached into the big garbage bag over her shoulder, " Ouji if you don't
get away from Goku right now I'll show him what's in this bag. "
" A mild threat. " Vegeta shrugged, smirking.
" Really? You'd think so, wouldn't you? " she took a step forward. Vegeta looked at bag with curiousity, " What if I
were to tell you that this something is from YOUR ROOM--would you be worried? "
The ouji paused, then shook it off, " There's nothing in my room capable of becoming "blackmail". " he said proudly.
" It's wearing a fluffy pink robe. "
" ... " Vegeta froze, then quickly glanced at the larger saiyajin, who just grinned back down at him, " So? "
" It's also wearing a rather "pretty" bow in it's SPIKEY BLACK SAIYAJIN-LIKE HAIR. " she narrowed her eyes.
" Huh? " Goku cocked his head.
" Kakarrotto your prince advices you to remove yourself from the area before it becomes a war zone. " Vegeta said,
his eyes locked on the bag.
" Oh, no, don't leave now Goku. " Chi-Chi teased him, " It's wearing that pair of slippers you lost last month. "
" The white ones? "
" Yes, actually. " Chi-Chi peered inside the bag, then held the doll's foot up.
" MY SLIPPERS!!! " Goku squealed, bounding over to her, " On a....dead body... " he paled.
" This thing's not "dead" Go-chan, it was never alive to begin with. "
He scratched his head, confused. Meanwhile in the backround Vegeta was tip-toeing away so he could teleport to
safety, " Not...alive? "
Chi-Chi pulled the doll's head out of the bag. Goku shrieked.
" AHHHHH!!! IT'S ME!!!! Or something that resembles me. "
Chi-Chi snickered, pulling half the doll's body out of the bag, " And do you know who dressed this little beauty,
Go-chan? "
" Somebody with a sick sense of humor. " Goku nodded, still shocked.
" Yes, I'd say that's partially correct. " Chi-Chi smiled, " OH! _I_ _KNOW_! Why don't we ask the OUJI if he knows
anyone who would dressup a large life-sized plush of you in such a 'sassy' wardrobe. "
" Well, oh-kay. " Goku said, taking her literally. He turned around, " Hey Veggie do you know who would---Chi-Chi? "
" Yes Go-chan. "
" Veggie's gone, Chi-Chi. "
" WHAT?! " she gawked, " ERRRrrrr, fine! Good riddence. " she folded her arms, " Why don't you get changed and we'll
go to the bridal shop so we can get some clothes for the occation? "
" Why can't I wear the one I wore the first time? " Goku asked innocently.
" Because your muscles have become so "rippling" you would tear that suit to pieces now. " Chi-Chi replied.
" Why can't you wear the one you wore the first time? " he asked, then giggled, " Are your muscles ripple-ling TOO
now Chi-chan? "
" No, I'm just, well, I'm not as young as I used to be either. " Chi-Chi grumbled, embarassed.
" Onna's too old and fat to wear her dress. " Vegeta's voice cackled from some unknown source in the backround.
" ERRRRRR, SHUDDUP OUJI!!!! "
" I'm all soggy, like a wet doggie, I left the bathroom squeaky clean and it looks kinda foggy! " Goku sang as he
pranced down the hallway, a long trail of water soaking the floor behind him all the way back to the bathroom.
" Psst! "
He paused in mid-step, " Helloooo? " the saiyajin cocked his head towards an open door. Vegeta stuck his head out,
still soaking wet from swimming in the river catching fish.
" Why Kakarrotto, how nice to run into you here--HOLY BEEF WHERE'S YOUR CLOTHES!!! " Vegeta slammed the door shut in
shock and disgust.
Goku looked down at himself, " ...CHI-CHAAAAAAN!!! " he wailed, then grinned widely as Chi-Chi appeared out of
nowhere and handed him a Son-sized towel. He giggled, " THANKS CHI-CHAN!!! " she walked back down the stairs. Vegeta re-poked
his head out of the doorway, " Look Veggie! I'm wearing duckies! " he pointed to the yellow duck-pattered towel. Goku poked
one of the ducks on his towel, " Quack quack! Heeheehee. I luuuuve duckies--they're good with mustard! " he licked his lips.
" Cannibal. " Vegeta said shortly, then cleared his throat, " Say, Kakay, how would you like to come inside and do a
little brushing for me. " he smirked, holding out a hair-brush.
" Little Veggie that is Chi-Chi's hair-brush! " Goku gasped, pointing to the item, " Infact, that is her room. Why
are you in Chi-Chi's room little Veggie? "
" Feh, talk is for the weak. Enter. " Vegeta smirked, opening the door. Goku stood in the doorway for a moment.
" Veggie I can't let you just--ACK! " he yelped as the ouji pulled him inside and shut the door. Vegeta sat down on
Chi-Chi's stool and shoved the hair-brush into Goku's hands, " Veggie you're not supposed to be in here. " he shook his head.
" It's technically NOT her house, is it? " Vegeta answered, " It's yours. Now start brushing, my hair only stays
gravity-prone when wet for a good 20 minutes until it reverts back to it's cotton-candy-like foof. "
" But Veggie I can't brush your hair. I brush Chi-chan's hair like this. " Goku said uneasily, " It's one of our
"couple" activities."
" SO it should be SIMPLE for you. " Vegeta said, getting annoyed. He grabbed the hand Goku was holding the brush in
and brushed it down through his hair, " There! Simple! "
" Uhh... " Goku stared at the brush, then ran a couple more strokes through the ouji's hair. He let out a giggle,
" Hey, Veggie's hair is pretty too! "
The ouji glowed bright red, " Yes, I know. It IS a beautiful texture, isn't it? "
" Heeheehee, " Goku giggled, " Brushing Veggie's Veggie-hair. Lalalalalala! "
" Ahhhhhhhhhhhh... " Vegeta sighed with contentment, " You know it's been DECADES since I was back on Bejito-sei
where we had servants who'd brush my hair for me. "
" I can't imagine. " Goku said honestly.
" What's that stench--AHHHHHH!!! " Chi-Chi screamed in horror as she entered her room to see Vegeta sitting on her
stool dripping wet while Goku, who was also slightly damp, stood behind Vegeta brushing the ouji's at the moment flat hair
with HER hairbrush, " GO-CHAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING!! " she rushed to his aid and pulled Goku and the brush away from Vegeta,
" DON'T YOU PAMPER HIM LIKE THAT! HAIR-BRUSHING IS _OUR_ PAMPERING ACTIVITY. "
" I tried to warn him. " Goku shrugged in an I-told-you-so manner.
" OOoooOOOOOH, you SICK little monkey! " Chi-Chi made her way over to Vegeta, " It's all clear to me now! Mr. I-think
-I-can-take-over-"Onna"'s-life-and-get-away-with-it!....AND GET OFF MY STOOL! " she pulled it out from under him, causing the
ouji to fall butt-down on the floor.
" Ouch! " Vegeta said, rubbing his back in mild pain.
" "Ouch", that's ALL you have to say for yourself!? " she screamed.
Vegeta thought for a moment, then turned to Goku, " Kakarrotto-chan, who's hair is more enjoyable to brush? My smooth
soft shiny saiyajin hair or Onna's yucky old aging Earth hair? "
" WHAT!!! " Chi-Chi yelled.
" Well, I dunno, they're both pretty much the same to brush. Hair's hair. " Goku said, unsure of how to answer.
" Here why don't you brush mine a couple more times to compare better? " Vegeta handed out a chunk of his hair
towards Goku.
" Umm, alright. " Goku reached to brush it, only to have something smack his hand away, " OWW! That hurt! " he looked
at the source of the slap, Chi-Chi, who had snatched her hair-brush back as well.
" OOOH! Now THIS THING is as good as USELESS! " she threw the brush in her garbage can, " GOKU--TO YOUR ROOM! OUJI--
DOWNSTAIRS! " Chi-Chi snapped.
" Hey, you can't order us around, this isn't YOUR house. " Vegeta smirked.
" Goku may I order you and your "guest" around? " Chi-Chi asked him.
" K. " Goku responded. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Good. " she smiled, " NOW GET MOVING ON THE DOUBLE!!! HUP HUP HUP!!! "
" I can't believe we finally made it! " Chi-Chi sighed with relief as they stood in the bridal shop, " I swear that
was one car-ride I hope to NEVER repeat. "
" That's Chi-Chi-talk for you're walking home. " Goku whispered to Vegeta, who sweatdropped.
" You know, you could always walk home with me. " the ouji smiled, " You know, "the buddy system". "
" Heehee, the little buddy system. " Goku giggled in response, then spied something out of the corner of his eye,
" *gasp* FLOWERS! " he zipped over to a vase in the window display and took a daisy out of the bunch. He took a whiff of the
flower, then to Vegeta's disgust he placed the bloomed part of the plant in his mouth and ate it. Goku removed the rest of
the plant, the stem, and placed it back in the vase, " Ahhh, good stuff. " Goku patted his stomach.
" Those aren't for eating you moron, it's for display. " Vegeta muttered.
" Oh? "
Vegeta sighed.
" Hello, do you need some help? " a saleswoman asked as she approached the group.
Vegeta started to open his mouth, only to have Chi-Chi push him behind her, " Why yes, my husband here and I are
getting re-married and we were wondering if you could show us somethings? "
" Haha! " Goku grinned.
" Well alright if you'll both follow me over here I can show you some of our newer fabrics they're really nice-- "
the woman's voice seemed to blurr off though Goku's ears as he realized his little buddy was no longer with them. He watched
the salesperson lead Chi-Chi to the other side of the store, then turned around in search of Vegeta.
" Little Veggie? Little Veggie where'd you go? " Goku called out as if he were looking for a small child. He folded
his arms in a stubborn, pouty expression, " Veggie I can't just go off with Chi-chan and leave you here! You'll get lost! "
he wandered around the store, then froze, " Like I just did. " Goku sweatdropped, realizing he had just gotten himself lost,
" VEGGIE! VEH-GEEE!!! " he called out, starting to wander again only to bump into something. The large saiyajin lost his
balance, causing him to fall flat on his bottom, " OWW! " he whimpered, then glanced up to see a familiar figure, " It's
VEGGIE! " Goku lept to his feet, " How ya doin little Veggie? " he grinned, " You know I've been looking all over for you!
Somebody could've kidnapped you are hurt you, you know? " Goku shook his finger in a scholding way at the ouji, who continued
to stare forward, " Uhh, Veggie? "
" Isn't it beautiful? " the ouji murmured.
" Hmm? " the larger saiyajin blinked at him, then turned his head in the same direction to see the ouji was staring
at a fancy imported dress, " Yeah Veggie, it's nice. " Goku nodded in agreement, " Looks way too big for Chi-chan though! "
he giggled, " Now follow me, Chi-chan is probably wondering where we are! " he grabbed Vegeta by the wrist and tried to pull
him from his spot, with no result, " AWW! Come on Veggie we have to hurry! "
" I think it's got to be the most beautiful one in the whole store. " Vegeta sighed, in a daze.
" URG! Veggie if you don't snap out of it in 5 seconds I'm just gonna teleport us over to where Chi-chan is! " Goku
snorted, getting frustrated.
" I bet it would look just WONDERFUL on-- "
" --HELLO!! " Goku stuck his face infront of the ouji's, " EARTH TO VEGGIE! CALLING VEGGIE! ARE YOU IN THERE!!!! "
" Huh? " Vegeta blinked, " Kakarrotto how did you get here so fast? "
" I've been here for the past 3 minutes! Heck, I almost knocked you down when I ran into you! You feeling oh-kay? "
Goku asked, worried.
" Uhh, yeah, I'm alright, Kaka-chan. " Vegeta said uneasily.
" Good. " Goku smiled, then gave the smaller saiyajin a quick hug, " You are right though, it is a nice dress....I
wonder if they have any small enough for Chi-chan. I bet she'd like it. "
" Eh? NO! No it's just fine she wouldn't like this one anyway. Like you said it's way too big to fit her and besides
Onna would immediately say she didn't like it just because _I_ did. " Vegeta frantically waved his arms in the air.
" Well I like it. " Goku said innocently.
" You--you do? " the ouji stuttered.
" Yup! Now let's get going! " he grinned, then quickly teleported himself and Vegeta over to where Chi-Chi and the
salesperson were standing.
" And this one also comes in a cream--AHH! " the saleswoman shrieked when Goku and Vegeta seemingly appeared out of
thin air.
" HI CHI-CHAN! HI SALESLADY! " Goku squealed, then pointed to the shorter saiyajin beside him, " Sorry I ran off but
I had to find Veggie and then it took me forever to snap him back out of his little Veggie daydream fantasy world so I could
bring him back here. "
" Yeah, I thought it got quieter back there... " Chi-Chi trailed off, then paused to see the ouji was frowning,
" Whatsa matter with you? Reality interupting one of your sick little ouji fantasies? " she glared at him.
" Yes. " Vegeta answered bluntly.
" Hmmph? " she shrugged, then turned towards Goku, " So! Go-chan, how do you like this one! " Chi-Chi pepped up and
pointed to the dress the saleswoman was holding.
He laughed, " Aww, silly Chi-chan, I'd never fit into that! Besides it's not really my color. "
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " For ME, not YOU, you birdbrain! " she gritted through her teeth.
" Huh? Oh yeah! I knew that! " Goku said sheepishly, " Sure I like it Chi-chan. " he rubbed the material between his
fingers, " Say Veggie, what do you think? You think Chi-chan'd look pretty in this dress? " he asked the ouji, who's back was
now turned to them. Goku groaned to find Vegeta was once again in the same daze as before and staring at the same dress on
the wall that was now hanging across the room, " Aww Veggie you can't keep your brain half turned on and half turned off like
this! It'll short-circut itself. " Goku whined.
" Forget about him. Even if he DID like this one knowing the ouji he'd make some snide remark to me about it no
matter HOW I look in it! " Chi-Chi let out a heavy sigh.
" Heh-heh... " Vegeta let out a small chuckle, still daydreaming.
" Veggie where the heck are you! " Goku waved his hand infront of his little buddy's face.
" Back on Bejito-sei... " he trailed off dreamily.
" Oh yeah, Ouji-land central. " Chi-Chi rolled her eyes.
" Say is this little guy part of the procession too? " the woman asked curiously.
" Hmm? The ouji? " Chi-Chi glanced at him, " Geez I never thought about that. " she mumbled, " Last thing I want is
for him to screw it up....and if I don't invite him he's bound to crash the party, kidnap my Go-chan and do something just
horrible to him! " Chi-Chi bit her lip. Suddenly an evil idea popped into her head, " Heh-heh-heh-heh... " she rubbed her
hands together maniacally, " It might end up backfiring in my face but it'll be worth the shot. I didn't have one last time
anyway. " she turned to the saleswoman, " Why yes, the ouji IS going to be part of the procession. " she said cheerfully,
" He's going to be our flowergirl. "
" GAH!!! " Goku, the saleswoman, and Vegeta all fell to the ground animé style.
" You really mean it Chi-chan? Veggie, our flowergirl? " Goku blinked, surprised.
" Huh? " Vegeta sat up, still confused from being knocked out of his daydream, " Wha happen?? " he looked around,
re-taking in where he was.
" Say Ouji, were there any flowers in that little fantasy of yours? " Chi-Chi snickered evilly.
" Yes, as a matter of fact, there were. " he snorted, then turned to Goku, " Entire fields-ful of them
Kakarrotto-chan! We have such an amazing garden back at the palace on Bejito-sei! All sorts of plants you've never dreamed
existed! " Vegeta mused.
" Really Veggie? " Goku grinned. Vegeta nodded, unapparent that Chi-Chi was beginning to get seriously ticked off.
" Yup. "
" Are they tasty? "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " "are they tasty" he says. " he shook his head, " Sheesh! "
" Bejito-sei doesn't EXIST anymore, ouji-brains. " Chi-Chi grumbled.
" I know... " Vegeta said sadly, then smirked, " You wouldn't last two seconds on my planet before you either
succumbed to the high gravity or I had my royal guards execute you. Kakay, on the other hand... "
" Aww, Veggie's such a sweetie. " Goku giggled at the ouji.
" Of course I am. " Vegeta boasted.
" And that's why you're going to be our flowergirl at the wedding. " Chi-Chi cackled at him.
" ...WHAT!!! " Vegeta gawked.
" You heard me, ouji. You get to wear an embarassing little ouji-sized dress and walk down the eisle for everyone to
see you and you're going to get to throw little flowerpetals behind you. "
" Ehh...ehhhhh... " Vegeta cringed as nightmareish visions passed through his head, " KAKARROTTO TELL HER SHE CAN'T
DO THIS TO ME!!! " he shrieked, pointing to Goku, who sniffled in reaction.
" You don't want to disappoint him, do you ouji? " Chi-Chi smirked. Vegeta cocked his head towards her, " I bet Goku
would feel just TERRIBLE if his "little buddy" declined to be the flower girl at his wedding, " she turned her attention to
the larger saiyajin, " wouldn't you dear? "
" I, uh... " Vegeta sputtered, then yelped as Goku leaned down to his height and grinned happily.
" I am sure my little Veggie would make the prettiest lil flower girl I could ask for! " he gave the ouji a hug.
The ouji's face glowed bright red, " You really think so Kaka-chan? " Vegeta squeaked out.
" Oh ABSOLUTELY little Veggie! " Goku hugged even tighter, " You're the perfect size for my lil flower girl! "
Vegeta gulped, " Oh Kakay I-- "
" --don't forget your little basket, you basket case! " Chi-Chi said cheerfully, handing Vegeta a small flower basket
" --I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS ONNA!!! " Vegeta screamed angrily, throwing the child-sized pink basket to the floor, " DO
YOU HEAR ME!! KILL YOU!!!! "
" Ohh! Go-chan doesn't it look absolutely gorgeous! " Chi-Chi spun around in her dressing room wearing one of the
many different wedding gowns she had picked out.
" Chi-chan looks very sassy indeed. " Goku gave her a thumbs-up from the doorway.
" Heehee! " she giggled, then turned to him and did a double-take, " Goku what are you wearing!!! " Chi-Chi gawked at
the pale pink dress the saiyajin was sporting.
" Veggie kept lookin at it up on the wall there and he seemed so interested that I got interested so I decided to try
it on and see how it looked! " Goku burst into giggles.
" Veh--oh my God you're wearing that outfit the ouji was practically drooling at. " Chi-Chi went pale, " Goku you get
that thing off your body right now before he sees you!!! "
" Silly Chi-chan! I'm just joking. " Goku smiled at her, " Ironic-cally it fits me just right, did you know that? "
" The ouji's intentions are clear to me now. " Chi-Chi said flatly, " Just go back in the dressing room and try a
SUIT on this time. " she groaned.
" *chuckle* But I'm so *snicker* pretty. Hahahhahaha! " Goku laughed, then froze to see a pair of wide-eyes staring
at him. He grinned at Vegeta, " Oh HI little Veggie! Like my new ansomble? Heeheeheehee! "
" Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... " Vegeta stood there staring, his face glowing bright red.
" Eep! " Chi-Chi yelped, then kicked Goku backwards into his dressing room and shut the door on him. She glared at
Vegeta, " There's nothing here to see you sick little monkey! " she shouted, then slammed her own door shut, " Honestly! "
" O'CHI-chan!! " Goku called in a sing-song voice from outside the dressing room door. She sighed and peeked out into
the hallway, " Lookit me! "
Chi-Chi gawked.
" It's the EXACT SAME KIND I wore for the first wedding! Only 3 times bigger. " he tugged at the white suit, " Can
you believe that? THREE TIMES bigger? Wow! " Goku grinned, then sweatdropped to see Chi-Chi herself was now glowing bright
red, " Tsk tsk, Chi-chan's pullin a Veggie. "
" Huh-wha? " Chi-Chi snapped out of it.
" HAHAHAHA! " Vegeta laughed loudly at her, " You looked like a mindless drooling idiot! HAHAHA! "
" SO DO YOU WHEN YOU START GLOWING!! " Chi-Chi snapped at him.
" Chi-chan is correct for Veggie can appear mindless in times of tantalization. " Goku nodded in agreement. He looked
down at his suit and held out a credit card, " I'LL TAKE THIS PLEASE!! "
" Good choice Kakay. " Vegeta smirked, " Very suave. "
" Heeheehee! AWWWWWWW, thanks lil Veggie! " Goku said happily, then turned to Chi-Chi, " Chi-chan gonna buy that
one? " he asked her.
" Yes, I think I am. " she replied, " It's more of a cream than a white though. "
" Ice cream, whipped cream, shaving cream, chocolate cream piiiiiiie... " Goku mused, trailing off. Vegeta rolled his
eyes.
" I suppose I'd call it a vanilla dress. " Chi-Chi said thoughtfully, trying to decide on the tint of the gown she
was wearing.
" Vanilla is a delicious ice cream treat! " Goku said cheerfully, " I think Chi-Chi should buy her pretty ice cream
dress! "
" Well, if you think so....then I'm sold! " she smiled triumphantly.
" YAY! " Goku cheered, " Ring the bells and sound the alarm for we are DONE! "
" Not quite. " Chi-Chi corrected him, then pointed to Vegeta, who froze like a deer in headlights.
" OH YEAH! We still gotta shop for our little flower girl! " Goku grinned excitedly. Vegeta backed up.
" There's no way in heaven I'm going to let you bakayaros get anything frilly near my warrior-isque body!!! " Vegeta
screeched.
" OOH! And I like this one and this one and this one and this one and AWW LOOKIT THAT ONE IT'S SO CUTE!!! " Goku
grinned as he dashed around the store picking out outfits for the couple's "flower girl". Chi-Chi watched him run about the
store, amused. As for Vegeta he was standing next to Chi-Chi, completely humiliated as passers by snickered at him whenever
they would ask Goku who the costumes were for.
" Feelin lucky? " Chi-Chi smirked at the ouji. Vegeta hissed at her.
" I'M DONE!!! " Goku said eagerly, teleporting infront of them, " I'm gonna help little Veggie try these on now! " he
grabbed the about-to-protest Vegeta's wrist and ran into one of the spare dressing rooms.
Chi-Chi laughed, then walked over to the dressing room, " Goku! Make sure to have him come outside each time he tries
one on! " she shouted at the door.
" OH-KAY CHI-CHAN! " Goku shouted back, then turned back to the other objects in the small dressing room, the bench,
the mirrors, Vegeta, and the huge pile of clothes he had just spent the last 15 seconds picking out for him, " SO! " Goku
spoke up, " Is little Veggie ready to go? "
" Ready to go HOME if THAT'S what you mean. " Vegeta grumbled staring at the ceiling lights.
" Oh Veggie don't look up at those you'll hurt your eyes. " Goku pressed the ouji's head back down so it was facing
normal position.
" Urg... " Vegeta crossed his arms, " Listen, Kakarrot. Why don't we FORGET all this "flower girl" stuff and I'll
teleport you off to that candy shop downtown, eh? " he laughed nervously, trying to reason with Goku, " It'll be fun! You,
me, the candy? "
" Sorry little Veggie but candy is for later. " Goku said, unfolding the outfit on the top of the pile. He grinned,
" And don't you worry because I promise I'll help you try them on too! "
" Help? I DON'T NEED ANY HE--Y!!!! " Vegeta snapped as Goku grabbed ahold of the ouji's navy tank top of his training
uniform, " LET GO OF THAT!! "
" Come on Veggie! If you don't try any of them on yourself I'm gonna have to put them on for you! " Goku scholded
him.
" KAKARROTTO I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU DRESS ME UP IN ANY OF THESE RIDICULOUS COSTUMES!!! " Vegeta yelled.
" Well you didn't think that one on the wall didn't look so "ridiculous". " Goku countered.
" That one wasn't for ME, you blockhead! " Vegeta snapped, then smiled, " It was for a friend, in my little "twisted
ouji-fantasies", ALRIGHT? "
Goku sighed, " Alright Veggie. "
" ... "
" ... "
" NOW COME'ERE!!! " Goku screamed, chasing Vegeta around the dressing room in a circle holding one of the dresses.
" NEVER! NEVER NEVER NEVER!!! "
" Sounds like the forces of good and evil are struggling again. " Chi-Chi said sarcastically as she stood outside the
dressing room door. The saleswoman who had just bagged Chi-Chi and Goku's outfits listened to the growls and grunts in shock.
" Are--are they gonna be oh-kay in there? " she asked Chi-Chi, worried.
" Hn? Yeah, they'll be fine. " Chi-Chi said casually, glancind down at her watch.
" HA! GOT YA! " Goku said proudly from inside the dressing room.
Chi-Chi smiled, " This'll be worth a hoot. " she chuckled, then opened the door to see Goku had Vegeta down on the
floor and was currently sitting ontop of him ready to stuff one of the dresses over the ouji's head. Vegeta, who was now clad
only in his gloves and briefs, glanced over at Chi-Chi with a blank look on his face, " Too early eh? "
" Yup. I'm not quite finished yet. " Goku responded to her, " And this is just the first one, right Veggie? " he
turned back to Vegeta, who was now smirking evilly as if he had somehow formulated an evil plan within the seconds the couple
was having their conversation.
" Awww Kakay you're SOOOOoOooOOooooOOOOOo forceful! " the ouji mocked, acting overdramatically impressed.
Goku looked down at him, confused.
" Aww shove it ouji! " Chi-Chi snorted at him. Vegeta glared back at her, then blew a raspberry as she left and
closed the door behind her.
" Well that didn't go as well as I planned. " Vegeta muttered.
" I think you COMPLETELY overdid the "so" part. " Goku remarked.
" Really? "
" Yeah, it was a little too late in the first place anyway. " he shrugged.
" What, that wasn't my fault, you scared the pants off me trying to get that thing on my body in the first place! "
" Oh yeah, I forgot about that. " Goku glanced at dress, " NOW LET ME GET THIS ON YOU ALREADY!! "
" NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!! "
" I look, like an idiot. " Vegeta grumbled as he stared at himself in the mirror.
" Aww no you don't you look absolutely ADORABLE! " Goku gave the little ouji a big squeeze, causing him to turn
bright red, " Like a little Veggie-angel! "
" Am I Kakay's angel? " Vegeta grinned, still glowing, embarassed.
" Of course you are! " Goku hugged him again, then let go, " Now why don't you come outside with me so Chi-chan and
the saleslady can see how pretty you are! "
" AHH! NO NO NO!! " Vegeta waved his arms about in a panic.
" Well why not? You seemed oh-kay just now. " Goku asked, conserned.
" THAT was because I was under the influence of your nastly little Kako-germs. But I am not--NO--I REFUSE to go out
there and be humilated by that Onna and her insane laughter!! " Vegeta pointed at the door.
" Aww come on. We'll take little baby steps. " Goku smiled, slowly pushing the ouji towards the door, " That's it, 1,
2, 3, that's my lil buddy! " he said comfortingly, then suddenly kicked open the door to Vegeta's surprise, " LOOK WHO'S HERE
EVERYBODY! IT'S MY LITTLE VEGGIE-FLOWER! "
" AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! " Vegeta stood there in shock and Goku in confusion. While
he had been busy trying to get Vegeta's costume on Chi-Chi had called up nearly every one of the Z senshi's phone numbers she
knew of instructing them to come down to watch along with the rest of the regular customers in the shop.
" ...uh.....uh.... " Vegeta squeaked out, mortified, " AAAAAAAAAAH!!!! " he wailed, running back into the dressing
room and shutting the door.
Goku stared at the large laughing audiance, disgusted, " YOU--YOU JERKS!!! " he screamed, then walked back inside the
dressing room to console the ouji, who was now sitting in a corner bent over, his back facing Goku, sobbing quietly, " Aww,
Veggie it's alright, don't cry, I'll make it up to you, I promise. "
" Did, did he just call us "jerks"? " Yamcha said to Kuririn, who only shrugged in response.
" There there, it's alright Veggie. " Goku said as he patted the smaller saiyajin on the back, " _I_ thought you
looked pretty. "
" ...rrrrr... "
" Veggie? "
" YOU BIG BACKSTABBING BAKAYARO!!! " Vegeta spun around, grabbed Goku by the neck and slammed him against the wall,
" HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME! AND TO THINK I TRUSTED YOU ENOUGH TO PUT THIS EMBARSSING FROCK ON MY ROYAL BODY FOR YOU!!! "
" But...but Veggie... " Goku squeaked out, practically sufficating, " I...I didn't know...about all the...people... "
" THEY _LAUGHED_ AT ME KAKARROTTO! LAUGHED AT ME---wait, you didn't know about this? " Vegeta pulled a double-take.
" No Veggie I didn't. " Goku shook his head innocently.
" Then...how...that means...ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ONNA!!! " Vegeta dropped Goku to the floor and kicked the door to the
dressing room open in a blind, vengeful rage.
" Look who's back! " Chi-Chi said cheerfully, sliding over to the enraged ouji and grabbing him by one of his cheeks,
" It's our little flower girl! "
Vegeta froze, realizing he was still wearing the poofy pink dress.
" Everyone was so excited to hear you were going to be our flower girl. I just HAD to CALL THEM ALL UP and INVITE
THEM OVER HERE to get a GOOD LOOK at you! " she snickered evilly. Vegeta looked downward, unable to figure out whether he was
about to scream or cry.
" You... " the ouji spoke, causing Chi-Chi to look at him, surprised. A small, mad chuckle escaped Vegeta's mouth,
" You're going to wish you never did this, heh-heh, heh, heh-heh. "
" Huh? " Chi-Chi blinked, backing away from him along with the rest of the Z senshi who had attended.
" RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! " Vegeta burst into ssj2, freaking out the entire gang
with the exception of Chi-Chi, who just stood there and folded her arms, unimpressed. She smirked at him, " AH-HAHAHAHA! YOU
REALLY ASKED FOR IT THIS TIME ONNA! I WAS GOING TO KEEP YOU IN MY DUNGEON AND TORTURE YOU THERE ONCE I DEFEATED YOU BUT
INSTEAD I THINK I'LL JUST BLAST YOU INTO OBLIVION RIGHT NOW!!!! " he let loose a huge ball of ki which blasted the gang and
sent them flying off in different directions, along with the wall to the store. When the smoke decipated Vegeta stood there
to find each member of the group 20 feet away, moaning in pain. He blinked, looking around for his target only to find her
hovering above him with a red ki shield, laughing, " ERR! "
" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! " Chi-Chi let down the shield, " Good one Ouji! Like my Go-chan hasn't taught me ANYTHING about
using ki. HA! "
" *FWOOOSH*! "
" Huh? " Chi-Chi glanced over her shoulder for the source of the sound only to find a chunk of the gigantic ki ball
careening down at her, zapping her, " WHAWHAWHAHWHAWHAWHAWHA!!!! " she screamed, then fell to the floor, sizzles of ki still
trickling around her. She groaned, then fainted.
" ...HEE! " the ouji grinned widely, " HAHAHA! I WIN! " Vegeta stuck his tongue out at her and blew a raspberry, then
put his hands on his hips and proudly marched back towards the dressing room.
" VeggieVeggie what happened? " Goku asked, surprised as the ouji re-entered the room, beaming with pride.
" Oh nothing. I just had to blow off a little steam, that's all. " Vegeta said happily, then patted the sids of
Goku's neck where he had previously tried to strangle him by, " You know what, my Kakarrotto-chan? "
" No Veggie. " Goku shook his head, confused.
" I think I may try on the rest of those goofy outfits for you after all! "
" WHEEE!!! VEGGIE'S THE BEST LITTLE BUDDY EVER!!! " Goku cheered, then held up an even more embarassing outfit than
the one the ouji currently had on, " I like this one it's so CUTE! "
" Ehhhh, " Vegeta retched, cringing, " Me and my big mouth... "
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5:40 PM 7/11/2002
END OF PART TWO
Vegeta: (yelling out to Son who's hiding in the audiance) SEE THAT KAKARROTTO! STORY-YOU IS DRESSING _ME_ UP IN COSTUMES! SO
WHAT'S SO WEIRD ABOUT ME DRESSING UP THAT BIG LIFE-SIZED KAKA-PLUSH!
Goku: IT'S DISTURBING VEGGIE!!!
Vegeta: Hmmph! [sits back in his chair and folds his arms] (turns to Pookee) Pookee, go get Kaka-chan for me, will ya?
Pookee: ...?
Vegeta: Not HIM in the audiance, that STUFFED ONE!
Pookee: [hops off of the desk] Well alright...but dressed the way you left him last night???
Vegeta: (blinks; thinks back) GAH! NO! Uhh, [glances over to where Son his hiding] get him back into that gi he came with,
alright? I'd rather NOT scare the living daylights out of Kakarrot over there.
Pookee: Didn't you burn that?
Vegeta: Huh?
Pookee: I thought you burned it so you could get that excuse to go get all those little costumes for him.
Vegeta: OF COURSE I DIDN'T _ACTUALLY_ "burn" IT! It's under the bed. You know, just incase a situation like this turned up.
Pookee: (salutes him) RIGHT! I'm off V-sama! [runs off the set]
Chuquita: (cocks an eyebrow at Veggie) You are one twisted little ouji, you know that Veggie?
Vegeta: (smiles) Not twisted, just "special".
Goku: AND CREEPY!!! [shakes his fist in the air]
Chuquita: (groans) Veggie's not "creepy", Son-san, now come on down here.
Goku: HA! [walks down to the Corner desk] (to Veggie) (slightly paranoid) What are YOU smiling for! You wanna dress ME up TOO
now, VEGGIE! [rips off his gi top and thrusts it onto the desk] HUH? HUH!! I BET YOU'D HAVE JUST _LOADS_ OF FUN DOING IT TO
THE _REAL_ _THING_!!!!
Vegeta: (lets out a little giggle) Heh-heh, actually I woul--
Chuquita: VEGGIE STOP THAT!!
Pookee: I'm BACK! [dragging Kaka-chan, who is now wearing a Son gi, behind him by the hair] V-sama help me sit him up, would
you?
Vegeta: Of course, Pookee. [picks up Kaka-chan and sits him in his in his chair] (baby-voice) 'Dere we go my lil Kakay!
[gives it a big hug] [lets go]
Chu & Son: (staring at him as if he just sprouted a third eyeball)
Vegeta: WHAT! (to Son) You baby-talk to Plushie too!
Plushie: (sweatdrops) [hiding around the side of the desk from Veggie] I can vouch for that.
Goku: Hmm, [looks "Kaka-chan" over] well, he doesn't LOOK like you've done anything to him.
Vegeta: See! I told you there was nothing to be worried about.
Goku: (sniffs the doll) WAHH! IT SMELLS EXACTLY LIKE VEGGIE! ONLY EVEN STRONGER?!
Chuquita: What? You're kidding? [takes a whiff of it] WHOA! [grabs her nose] He smells even more like Veggie than VEGGIE
himself!!!
Vegeta: So? It's my property, I can do whatever I please with it.
Chuquita: (perplexed) Yeah, but how'd you get it to smell even more like yourself than YOU do??
Vegeta: ...I have my ways.
Goku: (smiles, pleased) It's wrists smell really nice and un-Veggie-like though.
Chuquita: [grabs Kaka-chan's free wrist] Yeah, *sniff*, I think that's some kind of perfume or colonge.
Vegeta: (growls) GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF HIM!!!
[Chu & Son sit back in their seats]
Vegeta: Honestly! [picks up Kaka-chan, sits down and holds it on his lap like a baby] You'd think you've never had NOSES
before! (to Kaka-chan) It's alright, sweetie, V-sama's here now and he's gonna take good care of you, that's right.
(cuddles it) That's my Kakay!
Goku: (cringes)
Vegeta: (flatly) What's YOUR problem?
Goku: (uneasy) You...you just called it your Kakay.
Vegeta: (cocks an eyebrow) ...point?
Goku: But you call ME "kakay".
Vegeta: ... (blinks) Oh. Did I say "Kakay"?
Goku: (worried) Yeah, you called him your Kakay....you're feeling alright, aren'tcha little Veggie?
Vegeta: Uhh, hai. I'm fine. (laughs nervously)
Chuquita: (to audiance) Well, I guess since we can consider Veggie pacified we can finally get to interviewing Plushie.
Plushie: (cheers) YAY!
Chuquita: --in the next chapter.
Plushie: (frowns) Awww...
Chuquita: Be sure to tune in next time for Part 3 of "I Do?"
Pookee: This is getting exciting.
Goku: (pulls at Kaka-chan's pants) What kind of pink underpants is this thing WEARING!?
Vegeta: (yelps and snatches the part of the gi away from Son) Heh-heh-heh...(glares at Pookee) I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SWITCH
EVERYTHING BACK TO THE WAY HE WAS WHEN I GOT HIM!!!
Pookee: I couldn't get that far...I have no fingers. [holds up his paws]
Vegeta: ....oh.
Goku: (to audiance) (grins) See you in the future everybody!
Chuquita: That we will.
Goku: Up up and away!!
