Authors Note - Yes, yes, I know it's been done before. But this is one of those parodies that is gonna suck, but wont go away. Never mind that there isn't any conceivable order to the lyrics, jumping around from different points in the game. Also never mind that it doesn't rhyme in most places. But do try singing it, as it actually fits and it's quite fun to yell out these words in crowded rooms. As always, I own nothing that isn't mine.
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Some fairy once told me
A tree wanted to see me
He was guardian god of the forest
Well it turned out he was sick
So I had to make a trip
To kill the spider in his roots to heal him
Well, the monsters started coming and
they didn't stop coming
Fed to a fish and I saw my horse running
Drew the sword and I grew up tall
Seven years passed in no time at all
So much to save, so much to do
So what's wrong with those cursed skulltullas dudes
You never win if you don't fight
You'll never learn if you don't do it right
Hey now, you're Kokiri, grab your fairy,
go quest
Hey now, you're a hero, get your sword out, be the best
The Triforce glitters; it's gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's an odd world, and they say it gets
stranger
Hyrule's in peril and it's people are in danger
But one Shiekiah knows the warp songs
In the Caverns the bells all go a ding dong
The ice in the Domain
Is really really thick
The king is frozen and defrosting is a trick
The mountians on fire, the Gorons all are trapped
The fortress is guarded
And the desert ain't mapped
Hey now, you're Kokiri, grab your fairy,
go quest
Hey now, you're a hero, get your sword out, be the best
The Triforce glitters; it's gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
The Zora Princess once said
Boy; Get it through your head
You'll only get my ring if you can obey
But given a choice
I'd pick her scratchy voice
Over a battle with Gannon any day
Well, the castle started falling and it
didn't stop falling
Feeling lots of pain but I could hear the Princess calling
Gannon tried to kill me but I still survived
Drew the sword and stuck it straight between his eyes
Still lots to do, still fights to win
So why did Gannon doubt I could beat him
You'll never know if you don't grow (grow!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow!
Hey now, you're Kokiri, grab your fairy,
go quest
Hey now, you're a hero, get your sword out, be the best
The Triforce glitters; it's gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
The Triforce glitters; it's gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
