4:55 PM 7/15/2002
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from DBZ ep #275 "The Majin's Secret! The 2 Buus Inside of Buu"
{Vegeta:} How long are you going to squeeze yourself against me?

Chuey's Corner:
[Chu & Son are happily sitting at the desk; Pookee & Plushie ontop of the desk; Kaka-chan laying on the floor where Veggie
dropped him before he tripped, and Veggie standing beside the desk now in a leg-cast and various other bandages]
Chuquita: (snickers at him)
Vegeta: (glares at her) Oh shut up you! It's you're fault I danced right off the stupid set.
Chuquita: You were the one who thought it would be nice to do a victory dance for something I might not even give you.
Vegeta: ...then I blame the CAMERAMAN!!!
[Mirai slinks away from behind the camera]
Chuquita: You can't blame Mirai!
Vegeta: Why not? Maybe he PUT THAT WIRE THERE just so I could TRIP OVER IT!!!
Goku: Little Veggie is very paranoid. (sweatdrops)
Plushie: So I've noticed.
Vegeta: Hmmph! [folds his arms; looks up at the Quote of the Week] ... (to Chu) AGAIN with the Kaka-jokes?
Chuquita: What? I thought it was a funny episode. Well, the only one I've seen is the Japanese version--but I did enjoy it.
(to Son) You know I roughly counted the number of seconds the cheek-to-cheek ki-blast lasted; from start to explosion to
lingering to end?
Goku: Really?
Chuquita: Yup. About 35 to 40 seconds long.
Pookee: (gawks) That's like 10 minutes in animé time!?
Vegeta: (grumbles) Yeah, tell me about it. [rubs his kako-cheeked cheek in disgust]
Chuquita: Yeah. I had another funny Veggie-quote from that episode, but it had a bad word in it and this fic is supposed to
be G..or PG...whatever.
Goku: G is for Son Goku! (big grin)
Vegeta: (also grinning) And K is for Kakarrotto!
Goku: (sweatdrops) Couldn't you call me by my Earth name just once?
Vegeta: (blinks) If I did that I wouldn't be me.
Chuquita: (to Son) GT Veggie calls you Goku.
Goku: (gasp)
Vegeta: (cocks eyebrow)
Chuquita: Buuuuut I believe he's some evil freakishly tall bad-hair-cut un-Veggie-like clone Bulma created down in the lab.
Vegeta: (sarcasm) You're imagination never ceases to amaze me, Chu.
Chuquita: Ahh, that it does. (smiles)
Kaka-chan: [gets up and wobbles to the desk, dizzy]
Goku: AHH! VEGGIE'S BIG STUFFED ME-DOLL HAS COME TO LIFE!
Plushie: EEK! [leaps into Son's arms] DADDY!!!
Kaka-chan: (groans in pain; leans the side of his head on the desk)
Vegeta: (curiously pokes him) Kaka-chan?
Chuquita: I figured it'd be stupid not to end this story without giving him some time to be life-of-the-party.
Vegeta: (worried) Aww, here we go Kaka-chan, I'll help you to a seat. (sits him down in his chair) There, better now?
Kaka-chan: Ohhhhhhh...(glances up at Veggie & glows red) Hee-hee..[leans his head back over the chair and falls asleep]
Plushie: Not a very talkative one, is he?
Pookee: He was a pretty good gossip until V-sama started working him to the bone.
Goku: (shivers) I still think he's a little creepy.
Vegeta: (snaps) HE'S NOT CREEPY!!! (grabs Kaka-chan and hugs him) (sweetly) He's my baby...
Kaka-chan: (still sleeping)
Goku: Your baby.....right.
Chuquita: Well, I guess we'll have to chat with Kaka-chan at the end of Part 4, eh?
Vegeta: (patting Kaka-chan on the back) (still talking sugary-sweet) Nighty-night lil Kakay! [hugs it tighter] You get lotsa
sweep so Chu can interview your cute widdle stuffed Kaka-self! K?
Kaka-chan: (yawns loudly)
[everyone sans Veggie & Kaka-chan sweatdrop]
Goku: (to Chu) (whispers) I say we take it when he's not looking and hide it somewhere he'll never find it again.
Chuquita: (confused) That big stuffed thing really makes you THAT uncomfortable??
Goku: (nods rapidly)
Chuquita: Well...on with the show.

Summary: Goku and Chi-Chi find out by TV that the man who performed their wedding ceremony is a fraud and has been just sent
to jail, making their marriage illegal. Now the couple have to find a way to get re-married before the others find out,
namely Vegeta. What happens when Chi-Chi can no longer defend her claim to Son-kun llegally? Will Veggie convince Son to
not get married at all? And what about Gohan and Goten? Are they now illegit??? A G/CC fic.
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" This is a very VERY good sign! " Chi-Chi said happily as she brushed her hair. The past week had been a pleasant
one for her side, not to mention the fact that Vegeta had been hiding out in his room most of the time so she didn't have to
see his ugly face, well, ugly to her anyway. Goku had made a habit of calling her a couple times each day which had kept her
spirits continuiously up. She left him enough money so he could order out food and he even came over to Capsule Corp to eat
with them several times, " And now there's only one day left and I can finally leave this ouji-germed place! And this time
things are gonna be diferrent! No more Ouji bossing around my Go-chan! No more hearing Go-chan call that evil little monster
his "ruler" and his "prince"! Because after today I regain what is rightfully mine!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! "
" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! "
Chi-Chi froze and poked her head out the door to the guest room. She narrowed her eyes in the direction of the
all-to-familiar laugh and walked down towards Vegeta's room, only to be caught up in a huge pink cloud of smoke. Chi-Chi
coughed only to slam into something outside the ouji's door, " OWW!! "
" *boop* *beep*! Sorry, Miss. " one of the Briefs robot attendents said, backing up and wheeling itself around her.
Chi-Chi stood up and backed out of the cloud, " What the heck is he up to NOW! " she exclaimed, then watched as
several more robot attendents rushed by her and into the pink smoke cloud. She watched a couple of the robots squeakle back
out of the smoke and tripped one of them.
" OOFF! *beep*! "
" Hey you! " she pointed to the 2 foot tall robot as it got up, " What's going on in there!!! "
" Prince Vegeta has given us stict orders *boop* to not reveal the current status of our *beep* assignment. " the
robot got up, then wheeled away again.
" Oh, PRINCE Vegeta. Apparently we're using TITLES now. " Chi-Chi skeptically remarked, " Prince MORON'S more like
it. " she grumbled as she headed downstairs, " WELL I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN THERE OUJI!! NOT A BIT!!! "
" Heeheehee! "
" ... " Chi-Chi turned around and zipped up the stairs again, " Go-chan? Goku is that you? " she said towards the
smoke nervously, then felt a water droplet fall on her head. Chi-Chi looked up to see a rusty water pipe hanging above her.
" Heeheehee! " the pipe squeaked. Another droplet fell onto her. Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" Remind me to get that fixed. " Mr. Briefs said to her as he walked by.
" URG!!!! " Chi-Chi clenched her fists, " I swear I'm going to go CRAZY!!! "
" Kaasan come eat breakfast with us!!! " Goten said cheerfully from the bottom of the steps. Chi-Chi let out a heavy
sigh.
" Alright, Goten. I'm coming. " she decended the stairs. They headed for the kitchen where Trunks was already busy
stuffing his face with what food the few robots who were not attending to Vegeta's room upstairs had cooked up.
" Hi Goten Hi Mrs. S--err--Miss. G, Kaasan's in the lab, Gramps is fixing the pipes and Grandma's out watering the
garden. " Trunks spat out while shoveling food into his mouth at the same time.
" Lovely. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped at the 8 year old's ability to stuff his face. Goten sat down and also began to eat
the scrambled eggs, biscuits, and pancakes infront of them. Chi-Chi looked down at the food and sat in a chair herself. She
held up one of the pancakes and looked at it with disgust.
" Ech, Ouji food. " she tossed it over her shoulder, then curiously took a bite out of the scrambled eggs only to
spat it back out again, " YUCK!! WHO PROGRAMS THESE 'BOTS!!! "
" I *chew-chew-chew-SWALLOW* dunno. " Trunks shrugged.
" How can you eat this slop! " she exclaimed.
" ...I don't think it's slop. " Goten said, shoving a sausage into his mouth.
Chi-Chi thought for a moment, " Hmm....HEY! How would you boys like to have some REAL breakfast food? " she asked
them. Both looked at her inquizzitively, " Say Trunks, have you ever tried waffles? "
" WAFFLES!!! " Goten squealed with joy. Chi-Chi quickly placed her hand ontop of her son's head and motioned him to
keep quiet. Goten let out a couple muffled giggles.
" No I haven't. All the food we have here either comes from Capsules or we order out someplace. " Trunks explained.
" Well how would you boys like to help me make some food for a change. " Chi-Chi smiled.
" YAY!!! " Goten cheered, " I LOVE FOOD!! "
" Wait...you can "make" food? " Trunks blinked, confused. Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" This..is going to take a while. "


" Ahhhhhh, that was great stuff. " Trunks sighed as he, Goten, and Chi-Chi sat around the table, stuffed.
" Heeheehee, I don't think I can move. " Goten grinned as he patted his full belly.
" Neither can I. " Chi-Chi agreed, chuckling, " Now do you see what you can accomplish with a little patience and
several basic ingredients? "
" Wow, MY Kaasan NEVER cooks for us. " Trunks said to Goten.
" That's why my brother and I are so strong! " he replied.
" Because of the food? You're kidding? " Trunks gawked in disbelief.
" Hmm, I don't like to brag but my ablility to create various dishes is one of the reasons I won over my Go-chan in
the first place. AND one of the reasons I get to keep him! " Chi-Chi boasted.
" Toussan says that you put hypnotizing stuff in your recipees to keep Mr. Son under your "evil witching Onna powers"
. " Trunks nodded. Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" When did he say THAT? "
" This morning. "
" "This morni--" you actually TALKED to the ouji this morning!? " Chi-Chi said in surprise, " Why he hasn't come out
of that room all WEEK! "
" Well I sort of talked to him. It's hard to breathe in that giant cloud of pink smoke hovering around his doorway.
So I was talking to Toussan through the door telling him breakfast was ready he said "that evil witch Onna didn't make it did
she? Because if she did you can forget living to see lunchtime because she puts poisons and hypnotizing stuff in her recipe
to keep unwanted people from eating it and to keep 'Kakay' under her power". End quote. "
" ... "
" ... "
Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes, " Goten. Get Mommy the leaf-blower, will you dear? " she said, glaring up at the ceiling.
" Oh-kay Mommy! " Goten said cheerfully, hopping out of chair and retrieving the desired device, " Here you go! " he
handed it to her, " What do you need the leaf-blower for Mommy? "
" Mommy's going Ouji-hunting, Goten. " Chi-Chi turned on the leaf-blower and headed for the stairs, " ONWARD!! "
Trunks and Goten smiled mischievously at one another.
" Heh, this looks like fun. " Trunks snickered, intreged as he followed Chi-Chi to the stairs.
" WHOOPEE! " Goten ran after his friend, laughing happily.


" Doodoo doodoodoo! Doodoo doodooDOO! WHO YA GONNA CALL! "
" GHOSTBUSTERS! "
" Do you MIND! " Chi-Chi spun around and glared at the singing chibis. Goten was still "doodoodoo"ing in a lower key
to himself, " And stop that Goten because yes I can hear you. "
" Aww. " he pouted. Chi-Chi adjusted the leafblower on her back.
" I need to have complete QUIETNESS in order to blow this stuff away without that Ouji hearing me! Do you understand
what I'm saying boys? " Chi-Chi groaned as she stood before the pink smoke's outer limits.
" Alright. Fine. We get it. Be quiet. " Trunks hurried her along. She snorted, then turned to face the smoke.
" When there's something strange... "
" ...in your neighborhood... "
" ...who ya gonna call? "
" GO! GO GO GO! SHOO! " Chi-Chi turned the blower on them, sending the boys flying off the stairs.
" WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! "
" WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! " they both screamed. Chi-Chi peered over the edge, only to see the duo floating in mid-air,
giggling.
Trunks noticed her stare and put on his best defense, which unfortunately due to his family tree sounded remarkably
over-exaggerated and Veggie-ish, " Ha! Take that! You thought we were goners huh? Well you're just lucky we have super powers
and can fly and stuff. And if you weren't Goten's Mom we'd kick your butt for THAT little move you just pulled there! "
" Yeah! Hahahaha, butt. " Goten laughed in agreement.
Chi-Chi shook her head, " Why don't you boys go down to the lab and see what Bulma's doing or something? "
" Hai! " Trunks grinned, " Come on Goten, my Mom lets us play with the chemicals she keeps in the basement! "
" HOORAY! " Goten flew down to the lab after him.
" Well, glad that's over. " Chi-Chi muttered, then set the blower on full power at the pink smoke, blasting it away
and revealing nearly half of Capsule Corp's robot attendents standing before the ouji's door holding various wrapped
packages. She turned to the door to discover the pink smoke was coming from inside the room, " Ouji? OUJI ARE YOU IN THERE! "
Vegeta froze in place.
" WHAT ARE YOU DOING!! "
" ... "
" IF YOU DON'T ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO BREAK THIS DOOR DOWN!!! " Chi-Chi screamed, then jumped back in
surprise as several more layers of doors appeared infront of the first one, the last one resembling the door to a back vault.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Uhh, yes, well. Let that be a lesson to you Ouji!!! " she shouted, then walked away, confused.
" Heh-heh-heh, " Vegeta chuckled from inside his room, " Baka Onna. " he looked down at the object in his hands,
" ATTENDENT BOTS! YOU CALL THIS PERFECT! EVERYTHING IS SUPPOSED TO BE PERFECT! HOW CAN IT BE PERFECT IF YOU MAKE IT TO BE..
BE...NOT PERFECT!!! COME FIX ME NOW!!! "


" Chi-chan hasn't called me yet. " Goku said sadly as he sat by the phone, " She said she'd call me, why hasn't she
called me? " he frowned at his only companion at the moment, Hiyah dragon, Gohan's childhood pet who had taken it upon
himself to wander into the Son home unannounced. Hiyah was chewing on a broken off piece of the kitchen table and cocking its
head at Goku.
" Rrraaa. " Hiyah responded, then continued to chew.
" I hate being all by myself, Hiyah. It's so lonely. " the saiyajin pouted, " You understand don't you? I mean,
neither Chi-chan OR little Veggie called or stopped by to say hi to me today. I miss them both so very much... "
" ... "
" WHAT DO YOU _MEAN_ WHO DO I MISS MORE!!? What a TERRIBLE question to ask me! " he folded his arms in a stubborn
fashion while Hiyah wandered off to the living room and began tearing up the furniture, " I mean, it's not like I'm avoiding
the obvious, but I don't think it's right for you or anyone else to make me choose between two people I love and care for. "
Hiyah swung the pillow to Chi-Chi's couch in its mouth, sending stuffing flying out of it and all over the room. It cawwed
as if it had just defeated a violent foe.
" And I know I love Chi-chan, I mean she's been so nice to me...but Veggie's really special also, I mean, my own
waterbed? That's a very nice thing for him to give me. Course in order for me to bring it back here I'd probably have to
unlatch it from his floor...he's not too bright sometimes you know. Because latching a gift for someone to your own bedroom
floor may seem like a good idea to keep it from getting stolen at the TIME, but when that person goes to retrieve their gift
they'd have one heck of a time pulling the cement off the legs to their new bed. Don't you think so Hiyah? " he turned around
to see the large purple, wing-ed dragon staring at him from the living room, wide-eyed. It was now holding half of, well, the
remaining half of the Sons' TV in it's mouth. Goku sweatdropped at the torn apart living room.
" I don't think Chi-Chi OR Veggie's gonna like this. "


" *sigh*! " Chi-Chi sighed as she sat back on the couch infront of the TV.
:::AHH! DON'T EAT THAT TV THAT'S NOT FOR EATING!!!::
She bolted to attention, hearing Goku's voice in the back of her mind, " Well that was weird. Maybe I should call
him. " she got up to go get the phone.
" Hello Chi-Chi. " she looked over her shoulder to see Mr. Briefs and Bulma; both drenched in some kind of blue goop.
" What happened to you? " Chi-Chi asked as she grabbed the phone.
" Well we can say this much, they won't be developing inflatable jello beach balls for a while. " Bulma wiped some of
the goo off her face, " Say, where's Vegeta? I need to talk to him about something. "
" HA! " Chi-Chi scoffed, " The Ouji's upstairs, that is, if you can get past the smokescreen. " she signalled to the
huge pink cloud engulfing the door to Vegeta's room and that section of the hallway as well.
" What in the world?! " Bulma climbed the stairs towards the smoke, " Vegeta what are you doing in there?! Everything
alright? " she reached for the doorknob, only to find a large steel-plated bank door there instead, " ...oh heaven help me. "
she grumbled, " Oh Ve-GEE-tah? " Bulma called out in a sing-song voice.
" What-is-it? " the ouji mocked her back in a similar key.
" What are you do-ing in there??? "
" I'm pre-par-ing my-self! "
" For WHA-aaat? "
" Something VER-REE im-por-tant! "
Bulma sweatdropped, " Well that tells me a lot. " she walked around past the pink smoke to the bathroom door, opened
it and then reached for the door connecting the ouji's room with the bathroom. She flung the door open, " You for-got to lock
THIS ONE, Veh--HOLY MOTHER OF CHEESE!!! " she gawked at the ouji.
" AHH! " Vegeta shrieked, " ATTENDENT BOTS! TO THE BACK DOOR!!! "
" *beep*beep*beep*boop*beep*boop*! " several of the small robots quickly wheeled over to the bathroom door and shut
it on Bulma's face.
She stood there for a moment, in shock, " My God...he's REALLY LOST IT this time. I didn't think it would happen, but
it did! Every lick of common sense--GONE!!!....wait, he didn't have any to begin with...oh well. " Bulma shrugged and walked
back out of the room, " His loss. "


" *RING* *RING* *RING* *RING*! "
" Why isn't he answering? You'd think he'd answer by now! " Chi-Chi said, worried, as she held the phone up to her
ear. Mr. Briefs was sitting at the table behind her trinking some coffee.
" *RING* *RING* *RING*! "
" Maybe something TERRIBLE'S happened to him! Oh no! What if accidently lit the microwave on fire and BURNED DOWN OUR
WHOLE HOUSE!! Or what if he went out fishing this morning and those giant fish ATE HIM! OR WORSE!! What if that little ouji
teleported himself down to Go-chan's house and is doing horrible nasty things to him!!! "
" You don't have to worry about THAT, he's busy doing horrible nasty things to himself upstairs. " Bulma muttered,
walking by.
" You--you saw the Ouji? What's he doing? " Chi-Chi asked.
Bulma mock-laughed, " HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--........you'd never believe me. " she said flatly, then left the
kitchen. Chi-Chi paced the floor, the phone in her hand.
" Come on Goku! Pick up!!! What if he forgot how to use the phone!!!! " she gasped, then paused to hear a muffled
sound on the other end of the line, " He--hello? "
" Chi-chan!! " a surprised voice said, " Uh, heh-heh, gosh, small world--let go of that--uh, heh. "
" Are you alright down there Go-chan? " Chi-Chi said into the phone.
" Huh? Oh! Me, yeah, well I'm fine. It's just this, well I'm kinda busy right now you see--cut that out I told you
you're not allowed on there!!--wait, where was I? " Goku said, confused.
" Goku is there someone down there with you? " Chi-Chi scratched her head. Goku froze. He looked over at Hiyah, who
was now sitting on what was left of the kitchen table, wagging its tail.
" No, no there's no one down here! I'm completely alone. Yup. Heh-heh. Couldn't be more by myself. " he laughed
nervously.
" Rrrrrraarrrrrrr.... " Hiyah growled at Goku when he tried to stick his hand out in an attempt to push the large
creature of the table.
" What was that! " Chi-Chi yelped.
" What was what? "
" That wasn't the Ouji was it? It better not be him! " she warned the saiyajin.
Mr. Briefs paused from drinking his coffee, " Mrs. Son if I'm not mistaken I think Bulma already told you that
Vegeta's upstairs in his room. "
Chi-Chi glared at him, " DON'T YOU BACK-SASS ME!!! " she snapped, then returned to the phone.
" Chi-chan's mad at me? " the voice on the phone sniffled.
Chi-Chi froze, " NO! No Goku I wasn't talking to you just now! " she hurriedly tried to calm him down, " I'm not mad
at you at all. "
" Listen, Chi-Chi I really have to get going, I have, err, something important I need to take care of--STOP TRYING TO
EAT MY HAIR!!! IT'S NOT FOOD!!! "
" You didn't bring a bear home again, did you Goku? " Chi-Chi asked sarcastically.
" NO! NO! There is absolutely NO bear. I can assure you. Bye now! *click*! " he quickly put down the phone, then
backed up and prepared to tackle Hiyah, who leapt off the table just as Goku leapt onto it, causing him to slide straight
forward and smash into the wall, " ...oww. "


" Great, just great. One more day till the wedding and the Ouji's locked up in his room doing some evil ouji deed,
my house is being over-run with wild animals, and Goku's trying to keep me from finding out about it. What MORE could go
wrong! "
" *ding-dong*! " Chi-Chi blinked, then answered the door only to gasp with delight to see a delivery man holding a
giant vase of flowers, " Oh my goodness! Go-chan wanted to apologize and say he was sorry! Or perhaps it's an early wedding
present. Oh boy oh boy oh boy!!! " she reached out to grab it.
" Is there a Mr. Vegeta Oujisama here? " the delivery man said in a dull voice.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Upstairs, follow the smelly mist, you can't miss it. " she grumbled.
The man handed the vase to her, " Sign here. " he held out a clipboard. Chi-Chi wrote the short saiyajin's name on
the line and handed the pen back to the man, who nodded to her, " Good day. " he said, then left. Chi-Chi kicked the door
shut.
" Flowers, HONESTLY! What does that evil little ouji want with a vase full of-- " she read the card on the stem,
" To V-sama, love your eternal slave to the throne...Kakay. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped. The entire card was written in Vegeta's
own handwritting, " GETTING A LITTLE DELUSIONAL, EH OUJI!!! AT LEAST WHEN GOKU SENDS _ME_ FLOWERS HE _KNOWS_ ABOUT IT!!! "
" I'll be taking, *buzz* that. " one of the robots grabbed the vase out of Chi-Chi's hands and dashed up the stairs.
" HEY! YOU COME BACK HERE!! " she shouted, then raced up after it and through the pink smoke around to the bathroom
entrence. She skidded to a halt at the doorway and peeked in the bathroom. The robot knocked on the door only to have a
second bot. Chi-Chi kicked the first bot out of the way and stuck her head into the room only to have two hands slap over
her eyes, temporarily blinding her.
She blinked, the hands still in her way, " Ouji? That you? "
" Heh-heh-heh. Why yes, Onna. It is. " Vegeta replied, still covering her eyes.
Chi-Chi sniffed the air, then cringed, " Oh my God! What are you doing in there! Having a popori fest or something? "
" Actually this would fall into more of the "something" category. " he rambled off.
" What KIND of something? "
Vegeta smirked, " I don't think it would be wise to disclose such information, Onna. "
" Oh brother, now he thinks he's an FBI agent and---are those your hands? " she pointed to the objects covering her
eyes.
" Yeah. "
" What did you do to them? They feel like you dunked them in a bucket of moisturizer!! " Chi-Chi poked one of his
hands.
" Actually, I did. " Vegeta replied, " It's so they'll fit into the gloves easier. "
" Planning on killing somebody? " she said skeptically.
" No. However I am planning on giving you the shock of your life. Heh, by this time tommorow you'll be so jealous
you'll envy my gloves! " he boasted.
" You ALWAYS wear gloves. "
" ... "
" ... "
" These are special gloves. "
" 'special' gloves. "
" Yes, I ordered them out of a catalog. They're made of saten! " Vegeta grinned.
" You mean satin. "
" ... "
" ... "
" YOU DARE CORRECT ME ONCE MORE AND I SHALL RIP YOUR EYEBALLS CLEAR OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS!!! " he roared.
" Sure you will, tiger. " Chi-Chi scoffed, " How about giving me a look around the room real fast, you know, just to
make sure you're not up to anything TOO creepy. "
" HA! You won't be allowed to even see my 'sassy new look' until V-day tommorow! " he boasted.
" Ouji, I wouldn't WANT to see your "sassy new look" if you paid me...and what do you mean V-day? " Chi-Chi asked.
" V as in VICTORY for VEGETA! V-day. I made that up while eating breakfast this morning. "
" Good for you. "
Vegeta nodded solumnly, " And now, Onna, you must take your leave. " he fake-sniffled, then pushed her out of his
room and closed the door before she even got a good look at what was inside.
" ... " she sat up and rubbed her back in pain, " Hmmph! " Chi-Chi got to her feet, " "V-day". HA, THERE WON'T BE ANY
V-DAY AS LONG AS I'M AROUND OUJI!!! "
Vegeta snickered from inside his room, " More like as long as Kakarrotto's around, eh Onna? "
" Huh? " Chi-Chi backed away from the door, " Hmm, note to self--keep an eye out for the Ouji. "


" Nightfall at the Son home. Son Goku lays on his half-chewed up couch watching the TV snow fall before him. His mind
however is in a most terrible predicament. " Goku had gotten so bored he had started narrating to himself. It had been almost
5 hours since he kicked Hiyah out of the house and was starting to wonder whether that had been the best choice. While the
animal put anything in its mouth it could get its grubby hands on it had been better company than what he had now, " The
puzzled saiyajin decides the TV snow is not at all as relaxing as he had hoped and changes the channel. *click*. " Goku
pressed several buttons no the remote.
He sighed, " Forget this. I don't now HOW Mr. Popo can go on talking in 3rd person all the time. It isn't nearly as
much fun as it was two hours ago. " Goku pouted.
" RRa RAA RAA. " he looked up to see Hiyah staring at him curiously. Its head just about fit through the window.
" Oh. You're back, huh? " he blinked, the dragon cocked its head at him. Goku got up and walked over to Hiyah,
" Hiyah, can I ask you a question? "
" Ra raa rra. " it bit down on the window ledge; then, realizing it was too hard to take a bite out of, started to
suck on it instead. dribbling all over the wall.
" Hiyah, tommorow Chi-chan and I are supposed to get re-married legally this time. Do you like Chi-chan Hiyah? " Goku
gave the creature a small smile.
" Rraa... "


:::" YOU COME BACK HERE YOU BACKWOODS PEST!!! " Chi-Chi roared, chasing after Hiyah with her trusty frying pan. Hiyah
had an entire pot of beef stew lodged in its throat as it dashed back out towards the forest. Chi-Chi skidded to a halt, then
threw the frying pan like a boomerang, smacking Hiyah in the back of the head only to return to her a moment later, " HAHAHA!
TAKE THAT YOU BEAST!!! "
" Rrrrraaaooorrraaa... " Hiyah groaned dizzily.:::


" RRA RRA RRA RRA RRA!!! " Hiyah shook its head with fright, then ducked cautiously, only to reappear in the window
a second later. It whimpered.
" Yeah, " Goku sighed, " She isn't very respectful to all the yummy-tasting animals that live around here. But just
because she's a little mean sometimes doesn't mean I should ditch her...right? Veggie thinks I should. I guess he would do
that if he were in my position. Chi-chan doesn't like Veggie too much either. "
" Raa. " Hiyah nodded sympathetically.
" I mean, I've made my decision on what to do since I had that talk with Veggie back in part 3, but still. I'd like
someone else's opinon before I go through with what I think I should do tommorow. I love Chi-chan, but I love Veggie too.
Either way one of them is gonna be sad. " Goku sniffled, " What do you think I should do? "
" Hmm. Rra rra raa, raa raa rooraa raaa. Raa raa RRR! Raa woo rro rraa raa raa? Raa rru ra rre rora. "
" ... "
" ... "
Goku grinned widely, " Aww, thank you Hiyah! That's exactly what I was going to do! And another very good reason to
do it! " he gave the dragon a hug, " You are a real friend! "
Hiyah ripped the shoulder off of Goku's gi and started to munch on it. Goku looked down at the big hole exposing his
now drool-drenched shoulder, " Eew. "


" TODAY'S THE DAY! " Chi-Chi proclaimed, determined, " OHHHHHHH!!! What-am-I-gonna-do? What-am-I-gonna-do!!!! " she
panickily paced her guest room, all decked out in her bridal gown, " I don't get it!! I wasn't NEARLY this nervous LAST TIME!
OOHHHH!!! I had such control over everything the last time! What if the limos are late! What if Goku can't find is way to the
chapel! What if he's misplaced his suit! What if forgot to write our names down and don't know we're coming! What if that
stupid little ouji decides to pull something right in the middle of the ceremony!! Oh I KNEW I should have kept my big mouth
shut about having him be the flower girl!! He'll pull some prank and blow that right back in my face! I can see it all now!
Just wait till they get to "Anyone who believes these two should not be married speak now or forever hold your piece." That
Ouji'll pull out a list of reasons a mile long and humiliate me infront of everyone!!! "
" Chi-Chi! Chi-Chi everyone's finally here! " Bulma knocked on the door, only to have it fling wide open and smash
her into the wall. Her arm twitched in pain.
" Huh? " Chi-Chi blinked, then grinned with relief at the gang and dashed downstairs, " You're all here! You made it
oh I'm so happy! Things are going so well so far. " she turned to Gohan, who was holding a clipboard, " SO! We almost ready
to go? "
" Let's see, bridesmaids, check, grooms-uhh--friends...maids..., check, best man? " he made a big Son grin and
pointed to himself, " Check! Maid of Honor? "
" Check! " Videl raised her hand.
" How come YOU get to be the best man this time? " Kuririn asked him, " I thought we were all keeping the same roles
as the first time. "
" Well, yeah but you see Bulma was the maid of honor last time and she's married now so she doesn't count as a maid
so we had Videl be the maid and I'm the best man this time because, well-- "
" --because you're such a genius and going to make your mother VERY PROUD! " Chi-Chi patted him on the shoulder,
smiling, " ...and don't slouch dear it makes you look fat. "
Gohan sweatdropped, " Umm, ring bearers? "
" With the power of their mighty undersea decoder rings Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy UNITE against the forces of
EEE-vil! " Gohan looked down from his clipboard to see Trunks and Goten in their suits playing with the rings. They looked up
at him.
" HI!! " Goten chirped.
" HOLY FISHSTICKS BARNACLE BOY! IT'S OUR ARCH-NEMESIS THE DIRTY BUBBLE!! " Trunks said heroically.
" YAY! " Goten shouted.
" ...Goten, he's our NEMESIS. You know, a fancy word for bad-guy? "
" Oh...then, BOO!! FEEL THE POWER OF MY WATERBALLS!!! " Goten announced in an uncanny superhero-ish tone. Trunks
sweatdropped. Goten grabbed the water balloon in his pocket and prepared to heave it at their 'nemesis' only to have him grab
his younger brother by the arm and swipe the balloon out of his hand.
" The rings. " Gohan said bluntly.
Goten whimpered, then handed the ring over. Gohan turned to Trunks.
" YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!! " he shouted, then dashed off, his legs spinning as fast as they could go, only to
slow down to a halt to find Gohan was holding him in mid-air by the back of his collar, " Aww...rats. " he handed the ring he
had been put in charge of over to Gohan also. Gohan set the two boys down, " Hmmph. Well maybe we'll just use fusion, THEN
we'll kick your can! "
" YEAH!.... " Goten paused, " Uhh, Trunks, I don't see any can. "
" Then consider it kicked. " he nodded.
" HOORAY! WE WON!! "
" ...oooooohhhhhhh boy. " Gohan groaned, slapping himself on the forehead. He placed the rings in their cases and
put them in his pocket, " Kaasan I think I'll hold onto these until we get there, then I can give them back to Trunks and
Goten. Oh-kay? "
" Sure, Gohan. " Chi-Chi smiled in agreement, " Now that we have everyone we're ready to go! " she clasped her hands
together, " Goku said he meet us there on the kinto'un! Isn't that exciting! Just like old times! "
Kuririn looked around, " Say, aren't we missing someone? "
" Don't tempt him, Kuririn. " Juuhachigou sighed, then bolted to attention as the lights in the entire building
suddenly went dark. A single spotlight came out of nowhere and beamed forth at the door to Vegeta's room.
" What the--? " Kuririn blinked.
" THANKS, Kuri-kun, JUST when we thought we might actually be able to leave without him. " Juuhachigou shook her head
, feeling a migraine coming on.
Chi-Chi quickly grabbed her bazooka from behind a piece of furniture and positioned it on her shoulder. The others
sweatdropped.
Two of the robots from before exited the door to Vegeta's room and tooted the bugles they held in their hands, " *DO
DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOOO*!!! "
Each robot wheeled itself to either side of the door as a small figure kicked the door wide open and stepped out.
Chi-Chi's jaw dropped to the floor.
" Greatings commoners! The GREAT AND POWERFUL saiyajin no ouji has arrived! " Vegeta said proudly as and marched down
the stairs. The entire gang was gawking at him.
" Wha, wha, what the??? " Gohan sputtered. Chi-Chi slapped her hand over his mouth before he could speak, still in
shock. The ouji was wearing the frilly pink flower girl outfit Goku had picked out. He also had on the pair of satin gloves
he had previously boasted to Chi-Chi about; which ironically matched the costume. On his feet Vegeta was wearing a pair of
flip-flops which looked more for the beach than a formal gathering. The ouji was holding the little flower basket Chi-Chi had
so mockingly given him back in the department store and to top it off was wearing a white headband with a small bow on the
object that sat right ontop of his widow's peak. In short, Chi-Chi wanted to strangle him. Very VERY badly.
" Uhhh, " Gohan looked down at his list, " Flower...girl? "
" *THPT!!* " Vegeta blew a raspberry at Gohan to conferm his role, then stood by the rest of the gang.
" ...what was Toussan thinking?! " Gohan muttered in shock at the ouji's outfit.
" Actually, this was my idea. " Chi-Chi grumbled, slightly embarassed.
" YOU!? WHY DID YOU--- "
" --forget it. " Chi-Chi interupted him, then walked over to Vegeta, who was smirking at her, " Hello Ouji. "
" Why, Onna, how are you today? " Vegeta smiled, unusually polite. He handed her one of the flowers from his basket,
" Feelin lucky? "
" Don't. " Chi-Chi said bluntly, then chuckled, " Nice outfit, flower-maid. "
" Yes, it is nice, considering how much WORK Kakay went through to pick out something he thought would look
absolutely exquisite on my beautiful body. " Vegeta boasted, then reached for his hair and paused. The ouji reached into his
basket and pulled out the ring of flowers he had ordered the bigger saiyajin to make for him the other day and placed it on
his head in addition to the headband, " I almost forgot this--by the way Kakay made it ESPECIALLY for ME. " he cackled right
in Chi-Chi's face.
" Why you ungrateful little--hey, what's that on your cheeks? " Chi-Chi blinked, her train of thought interupted.
" Eh? " Vegeta sweatdropped, backing up.
" Seriously, what is that? " a small smirk appeared on her face just as simliarly sized shiver shot down Vegeta's
spine. She reached for the ouji's cheek, only to have him backup onto the stairs, growling at her. Chi-Chi folded her arms,
deep in thought. Suddenly she snapped her fingers as if she had an idea. She spun around and and squealed, " OH GO-CHAN I'M
SO GLAD YOU MADE IT! "
Vegeta bolted back down the stairs, only to have Chi-Chi grab him in a headlock and swipe one finger across his right
cheek. She looked at her finger, then burst into laughter while the others were still looking on in shock at Vegeta's
clothing, " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! It's--HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--it's ROUGE! HAHAHAHAHA!!! "
Vegeta snarled in anger as the rest of the gang, starting with Piccolo, Yamcha, Kuririn, then the rest, burst into
laughter as well, " YOU KEEP YOU FINGERS OFF MY ROYAL FACE ONNA!!! "
" THE OUJI'S WEARING ROUGE! " Chi-Chi held her gut with laughter, causing her to drop her headlock on Vegeta, who
fell onto the steps, then got up and dusted himself off, " OH THIS IS HILARIOUS! YOU--ROUGE! WHO'S IDEA WAS THAT!!! "
" It was MY idea. " Vegeta said in the dead-serious voice he used normally only in battle. He turned to the group,
" AND THE FIRST OF YOU BLITHERING HYENAS WHO STARTS LAUGHING _NOW_ IS GOING TO BE BLASTED INTO SO MANY PIECES _SHENLONG_
WON'T BE ABLE TO PUT YOU BACK TOGETHER!!! " he roared. The entire group instantly froze, then did their best to ignore the
ouji by looking in different directions; whistling.
" Heh-heh-heh. " Piccolo let out a mock-chuckle. Vegeta walked over to and pointed at him.
" Don't test me Namek. " he glared.
" Hmm? Oh, *snort*, I'm sorry, did you say something MISS? " Piccolo grinned an almost Son-like smile.
Vegeta formed a ball of ki in his hand, " WHY YOU BIG GREEN LUMMOX I'LL-- "
" Tsk tsk tsk! " he looked over his shoulder to see Chi-Chi smirking at him, " What would "Kakay" think of you, his
very own flower girl, if you were to blast Piccolo's head clear off his shoulders? Ne? "
" He'd say, "Thank you Vegeta, you have made the world a better place.". " Vegeta nodded proudly.
" HA! " Piccolo scoffed.
" YOU BETTER NOT SASS ME GREEN BEAN!!! " Vegeta snapped.
" "Green bean"? That's the BEST you could come up with? " Piccolo cocked an eyebrow, slightly disappointed.
" Well, yes...I'm not in a sour mood at the moment and I don't care to be creative right now....at least until we get
to the chapel. " Vegeta said, " Besides, there is a much better show that is yet to come. "
" Really? " Chi-Chi said, suspicous.
" Yes, really. " Vegeta snickered as the gang walked outside to where the limos were, " You just WAIT, Onna. All you
have to do is wait... "


" And wait and wait and wait. " Gohan said dully as he stared down at his watch.
" Oooh WHERE IS HE!!! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, " WE'VE BEEN "wait"ING FOR ALMOST 3 _HOURS_ NOW!!! "
" Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm. " Vegeta hummed happily to himself, spraying himself with a reddish gas out of a furry bottle
of perfume. The people sitting behind him fainted from the stench.
Chi-Chi sniffed the air, " EEEW! VEGETA YOU REEK MORE THAN USUAL!!! "
" Put that thing away shorty, you're gonna fry my brain circits! " Juuhachigou pinched her nose.
" Hmmph! You only find my saiyajin smell disgusting because of your lack of refined noses In fact I've been refining
my scent for the past week trying to get it even better than before. "
" Is THAT why you locked yourself in your room!? " Bulma nearly gagged.
" Yup! Well, partially the reason. You see you being Earth people can only smell the thin outer coating to what to a
saiyajin nose is a glorious mixture of heavenly ingredients that no full-blooded saiyajin can resist taking a whiff of. "
" You still like a garbage dump to me Vegeta. " Gohan put his hands on his hips and shook his head at the smaller
saiyajin.
" You BAKA! I said my true smell can only be comprehended by FULL-BLOODED SAIYAJINS! Your nasty Onna-genes prevent
you from witnessing its beauty. " he smirked.
Gohan turned to Chi-Chi, " Thank you Mom. Thank you very much. " he said with utmost sincerity, then gave her a hug.
" Glad to be of service Gohan-chan! " she replied proudly.
" *sigh*, this is getting annoying. " Piccolo muttered, glancing up at the clock at the wall. The man who was to
perform the ceremony had long since fallen asleep at his pedistal, " Come on Son Goku, hurry up! Chi-Chi's right, even WITH
all these flowers around here this place is seriously starting to reek of Vegeta. "
" HEY! ARE YOU INSULTING ME!! " the ouji snapped at him.
" Yes, yes I am. "
" ... "
" ... "
" Say, I haven't seen you "change" your scent before. " Bulma folded her arms, suspicous. Vegeta let go of the furry
bottle he was holding.
" That's because you haven't seen my tail before. " Vegeta smirked as the tail, which was giving of the odoriferous
stench.
" WOW! DAD THAT IS SO COOL!! " Trunks grinned.
" I want a tail too! " Goten cheered.
" HOW DID YOU GET THAT THING BACK!!! " Bulma screamed at him.
" Back when we went to go save Kakay in space I happened to notice these two moons and *snap*! The ability to change
my wonderful scent and change into a giant monkey creature were returned to me. I've been hiding it under my clothes.
Unlike Kakay who has been forced to hide his tail completely!! " he glared at Chi-Chi.
" HA! You FORCED him to look at those moons knowing very well he'd grow that hideous appendage back! At least if he
keeps it hidden beneath that blue belt of his it doesn't have to interact with your own disgusting extention of your ouji
self!!! " Chi-Chi snorted at Vegeta.
" Yes, of course. Why don't we ASK Kakarrotto-chan what he thinks about that--oh--wait, we CAN'T. Because he's NOT
HERE. He's not showing up! *fake-gasp*. Could it be that he has ditched you because of the horrible person you are! "
Vegeta mocked her, then talked in a baby-voice, " Aww, poor Onna. Weft at de awwter because widdle Kakay-chan does not
wuv her anymore. " he cackled, " How very tragic. "
" OOOH! HE IS TOO GONNA SHOW UP OUJI!!! " Chi-Chi snarled.
" Of course he will, and little pink elephants are going to come flying out of my nose! " Vegeta tip-toed around her,
mockingly.
" Really? " Goten said, getting excited, " Can I keep one? "
" Can we feed them to Videl's dog? " Trunks rubbed his hands together menacingly.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " It was a figure of speech, boys. "
" Awwww, nuts. " Trunks pouted stubbornly.
" You mean there aren't any little pink elephants? " Goten asked, disappointed.
" Nope. "
" Awwww... "
" Sad thing, boys. You know what else is sad? For Onna I mean? That Kakay isn't coming. " Vegeta shook his head.
" WHAT?! " Chi-Chi roared, " OF COURSE HE'S COMING IF HE KNOW'S WHAT'S GOOD FOR HIM!!! "
" He does, and that's WHY he's not coming. " Vegeta explained, " You see, Kakarrotto and I had a little chat the
other day and frankly we decided he'd be better off living with me than you. "
" HE WOULD NEVER--MY GO-CHAN WOULD NEVER CONCEDE TO _YOU_!! "
" Ha, he already has. He's not here is he? "
" HE'LL BE HERE! "
" Nope. I doubt that Onna. You see I made several good points in favor of moí, so you're just going to have to face
facts that you'll never be able to see Kakay again. Tsk, poor poor you. " Vegeta snickered.
" Waitaminute! If you're so certain Goku's not coming then WHY did you spend the past week getting yourself all
dolled up for!!! " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
" Like I would even LET Kakarrotto see me looking like this? HAHAHA! That would probably be a blow to my pride so
big I'd probably NEVER recover from it. Besides, I can easily take any of you in this room down if you were to even TRY and
mock my position as Kakay's flower girl. Heck, he should be MY flower girl. Not the other way around! "
" Now why would I wanna be THAT!? "
" ... " the whole crowd went silent, then slowly turned around to see Goku standing by the back door in his tux,
cocking his head to one side.
" AAH!! " Vegeta screamed in horror, then fell to the ground animé style. He got on his knees and crawled behind a
pew to avoid being seen.
" GOKU!!! " Chi-Chi shouted happily, throwing her arms around him, " Oh I _KNEW_ you'd be here! I _KNEW_ that Ouji
was fibbing to me! " she cried with joy, " ...SO WHERE THE HECK WHERE YOU FOR THE PAST THREE HOURS!!! "
" Actually, I've been outside the chapel for the past 2½. " Goku explained, " I got here but I flew a little low and
Kinto'un got caught on one of those parking meters. He's STILL there; I tried everything short of eating a hole around the
parking meter to free him. " he peered out through the door and smiled weakly at the cloud, which sadly waved back, it's tail
trapped around the meter.
" Oh dear...that looks painful. " Chi-Chi gulped at Kinto'un's condition, then sweatdropped as it yanked the entire
meter out from the ground, floated into the chapel and sat down next to Kuririn and his family, giving the people in the row
even less room. Kinto'un gave Kuririn a thumbs-up sign and the formerly bald monk shook his head, distraught.
" Aww, he freed himself! " Goku grinned at the yellow cloud, then took a whiff of the air around him and wailed in
pain, covering his nose, " HOLY BEEF WHAT'S THAT TERRIBLE SMELL!!! "
" HEY! WHO'S SMELL ARE YOU CALLIN TERRIBLE!! " Vegeta snapped, poking his head out from overtop the bench. Goku took
one look at him and burst out laughing.
" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh little buddy you look so SILLY! " Goku tried to stifle his laughter.
" ERRR, but you said you LIKED this outfit on me!! " Vegeta leapt out from behind the bench infront of the couple.
" Of course I like it on you Veggie; but with the little headband bow and the flowers and the basket--it just makes
it look silly! " Goku attempted to explain.
" Hmm, I suppose the headband thing WAS pushing it... " the ouji trailed off, " Oh well--NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!
YOU AGREED YOU WEREN'T COMING!!! WHY DID YOU CHANGE PLANS!!! " he roared angrily, poking Goku in the stomach and furious for
an explaination.
" I didn't agree to anything. You said something funny--I giggled--you giggled. I don't remember directly saying
anything about not coming. In fact I almost didn't come. " Goku shrugged.
" ALMOST? " Vegeta's face fell.
" HA! " Chi-Chi clapped, " ...what do you mean ALMOST?! "
" Well I was in the kitchen talking to Hiyah last night-- "
" YOU LET THAT BIG IDIOTIC PURPLE DRAGON IN _MY_ KITCHEN!!! " Chi-Chi gawked.
" No... " Goku looked downward, " He kind of...invited himself. "
" Oh no. " Chi-Chi groaned, " Please tell me that wasn't what you were yelling at to get off the table. "
" Sorry, if I told you that I'd be lying. " Goku said weakly.
" OH MY GOOD TABLE! " Chi-Chi slapped herself on the forehead, then glared at their guests, " ONE OF YOU BETTER BE
BUYING THIS HAPPY COUPLE A BRAND NEW TABLE THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY!! "
" Aaaaaaaand some new furniture would be nice. " Goku added innocently.
Chi-Chi stared at him, wide-eyed, " ...I won't even ask. "
" Good, you'll be better off that way, heh-heh. "
" Now that that's over with--LET'S GET STARTED! " Chi-Chi cheered, " YAJIROBE! THE ORGAN! " she ordered the grumbling
, heavyset man. Yajirobe began to play the organ, trying not to fall asleep from waiting so long for Goku to show up.
" WELL, flowergirl? " she turned to Vegeta, " You gonna grace us with your flower petals or what? "
Vegeta sneered at her, " Oh I'll grace you alright, grace you with an uppercut to the jaw, that's what I'd grace you
with. " he muttered angrily, then made his now embarassing walk down the eisle, " I don't get it. " he mumbled to himself,
" I screwed up my smell and that alone will take at least another week to fix!; and here I got thinking I had finally gotten
Kakarrotto convinced on who he should be siding with and what does he do? He goes and backstabs me! I don't get it! What went
WRONG! "
" Nothing went wrong little Veggie. " Goku said from behind him, grinning.
" Yes, everything went right. " Chi-Chi chuckled, hugging onto Goku's arm.
" Then WHY are you here? " Vegeta asked, aggitated.
" Well, actually I was thinking about trying to see what livin with Veggie'd be like, but you told me something that
made such complete sense that there was no way I'd ever leave Chi-chan! " Goku smiled happily.
" WHAT?! When did I say something like THAT! "
" You said, "...humans don't have very long lifespans Kakarrotto. Unlike MYSELF, who, along with YOURSELF, will
probably still co-exist on this planet for about 3 centuries to come..." and then it hit me! " Goku turned to Chi-Chi, " I'll
have over 300 years to get to really know you Veggie--but I'll be lucky if I have Chi-chan with me for another 50! " he
smiled warmly at Chi-Chi, " And that's why I have to make use of the time we have together NOW. Because once she's gone...I'm
gonna have an AWFULLY long wait before I see her again. Besides, if Chi-chan and I loved each other that much when we didn't
know we weren't actually married, think of how much MORE we'll love one another after we're married for REAL! "
Chi-Chi stared at him, glowing bright red herself, " I love this day. "
Vegeta grumbled, " I hate this day. "
Goku rubbed his stomach, " When do we eat? "


" ...in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer, as long as you both shall live? " the clerk looked up at
Chi-Chi and Goku, then looked around the room, " If there is anyone who believes these two shall not be joined in holy
matrimony speak now or forever hold your peace. "
" A--mmph! " Bulma quickly slapped her hand over Vegeta's mouth before he had a chance to talk. The ouji growled and
lightly bit down on her hand. Bulma yelped, pulled her hand away and then bopped Vegeta over the head. He grumbled at the
scene before him.
" Do you, Chi-Chi Gyu-maô, take Son Goku to be your lawfully wedded husband? " he nodded to her.
" I do! " she smiled proudly.
" And do you, Son Goku, take Chi-Chi Gyu-maô to be your lawfully wedded wife? "
" I do? " the saiyajin blinked, then turned to Chi-Chi and grinned, " I DO! "
" I know pronounce husband and wife, you may kiss the bride. " the man smiled.
" YAY! " Goku cheered, then grabbed Chi-Chi, dipped her, and layed a big wet kiss on the lips as the crowd cheered
them on, well, 99% of the crowd, anyway.
" *grumble* *grumble*...stupid..*grumble*. " Vegeta grumbled to himself
" Tell me she isn't glowing? " Kuririn sweatdropped at Chi-Chi, who's face was now a bright red.
" Yup, she's glowing. " Yamcha replied, also sweatdropping.
" MMmmmmm--MAH! " Goku pulled out of the kiss, causing Chi-Chi to fall to the floor. Vegeta let out a small cackle,
" CAKE-TIME FOR ME! " he whooped.
" Yes, *oww*, cake...Goku would you help me up? " Chi-Chi moaned weakly from the floor. Goku looked down at her,
then grinned and picked her up, " Thank you. "
" Anything for my fellow cake-eating partner! " Goku gave her a hug, " NOW LET'S EAT! " he cheered.
" Haha! " Chi-Chi laughed happily as they walked back down the aisle, then paused as they went by Vegeta, " Hnn? "
" What? "
" That's strange, you don't look as sad or angry as I thought you'd be. " Chi-Chi smirked at him, " Watsa matter?
Saving your sobs for when you get home, 'flower girl'. " she mocked.
" Hmmph. " Vegeta snickered at her, " I can wait 50 years. "
" HA! You won't be alive in 50 years. " she laughed, walking off. Vegeta glared at her, then had a small laugh
himself.
" That's what you think. "
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1:32 AM 7/19/2002
THE END
Chuquita: (stretches her arms from typing so much) Ahh! And so ends another fic by yours truely. I enjoyed writing this one.
I can tell I did a good job when I'm sad to end it. I think quality wise this one's up there with "Are You My Mommy?".
Vegeta: Yes, however I still LOST in this one. In the former story I got more of a door prize, which is better than this.
Chuquita: (shrugs) Well, you can't win 'um all Ouji-boy.
Vegeta: Hai you can. You can win anything if you try hard enough.
Chuquita: (sarcasm) Words to live by.
Vegeta: (ignoring her sarcasm) (happily) Yup!
Kaka-chan: (awake) Yup!
Goku: (freaks-out) AHH! IT SPEAKS!! [hides behind Chu] Creepy creepy creepy!
Vegeta: How much time we got left, Chu?
Chuquita: Hmm, I'd say in fic-time about a page. (to Kaka-chan) Let's start the interview, eh?
Kaka-chan: K!
Chuquita: Now, Kaka-chan, how long have you been Veggie--
Kaka-chan: (Mr. Correction) V-sama.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) How long have you been V-sama's plush toy?
Kaka-chan: Umm, I can't tell time.
Chuquita: ...
Plushie: Same time as around when Daddy got me.
Chuquita: Thank you Plushie.
Kaka-chan: (waves) THANK YOU PLUSHIE! I miss seeing you and Pookee on the shelf.
Pookee: (slight jealousy??) Can't say we miss you.
Plushie: (elbows him) Shush!
Chuquita: Now, Veggie used Bulma's enlarging ray on you to make you this size. And earlier Pookee said Veggie gives you
work to do. Is this true and if so, what?
Kaka-chan: I mostly play-act. (nods)
Goku: (curious) "Play-act"???
Kaka-chan: Sometimes if V-sama needs to rehearse something he's going to say before he says it he uses me as a play-actor
to pretend to be that person. There was this one time when he broke Bulma-san's expensive European vase and we play-acted
a couple scenarios of exactly what would be the best explination to give her and the easiest way to get out of it with
the least amount of punishment.
Goku: (leaves his hiding spot) Well, that sounds normal enough.
Kaka-chan: [points to him] I'm also you a lot.
Goku: (returns to his hiding spot)
Kaka-chan: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: (to Son) AWW FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! CUT IT OUT! Veggie and his giant mutated plushy aren't gonna do anything to
you Son! And if they tried I'd just pull out the Big Book of Author Spells and ZAP! They'd be birds...or something.
Goku: (smiles) Oh yeah! I forgot about that. [gets up and goes back to his seat]
Chuquita: So! Kaka-chan, any words before I cut to the preview for the next Corner and Fic?
Kaka-chan: Yes. I wear a very very wide variety of outfits V-sama gives me and I don't really like living in that
cubbyhole in the ceiling; I'm claustrophobic and it's way to dark.
Chuquita: (grins) WELL, that's it from our stuffed guests; Pookee's jealous; Plushie's Son's son; and Kaka-chan has some
very unusual jobs cuertosy of Veggie. Hope you enjoyed the show everybody!
Goku: BYE!
Chuquita: (blinks) We're not done yet.
Goku: (confused) We're not?
Chuquita: NAH! Tune in next time for our newest story! Here's the orignal summary!: Videl can't decide which part of
being a superhero's sidekick is worse; the side or the kick. After Gohan suckers her into becoming 'Saiyaman's sidekick,
Saiyagirl, Videl begins to see the ugly side of being a superhero. But what happens when Veggie decides to create a
supervillain squad composed of himself and Goku? Will Saiyaman and Saiyagirl save Gohan's "kidnapped" mother and
younger brother? Will Videl ever get that funky smell out of her helmet? Again; find out!
Goku: (grins) More superhero antics.
Chuquita: However I keep getting this sinking feeling Veggie's going to hog the spotlight again and it'd turn into from
what might be a potential humorous look at an over-posing superhero and his reluctant sidekick to a humorous look at
how the Masked Avenger over here (motions to Veggie) and his yet-to-be-named sidekick (Son-San) deal with kidnapping
Goten and Chi-Chi. Btw, it's a comedy fic so anyone hoping for any "romantic" Gohan/Videl stuff--well you're going to
have to find another story for that type of thing.
Vegeta: So we're skipping to #3 on the top5 future fic ideas?
Chuquita: Yeah, no offense but after I finish these Chi VS Veggie over Son fics I need to take a breather. Well, after
the really big ones anyway. And this one was pretty big. After that I think I'm going to do the Veggie-takes-a-cruise
to-relax-from-all-the-Kaka-stuff-only-to-have-Son-sneak-aboard-the-ship-because-he-misses-Veggie-so-much-and-Chi-Chi,
-Gohan-and-Piccolo-attempt-to-find-and-rescue-Goku-before-Veggie-finds-out-he's-there-fic.
Goku: Oooh, many many words.
Chuquita: Yes, that one was #2. This story I just finished was #1. And after 3 & 2 I'm gonna do #4 where Veggie
becomes a famous underwear model. However the order could change depending on what the audiance likes best. As for
next story's Reviewer Request Corner I'm using Miss Sheba's idea to have Veggie give us a tour of his room!!
Vegeta: (groans) You don't want to go in there, trust me.
Goku: (sad) Aww, really?
Vegeta: (snaps at him) ESPECIALLY YOU! If you both even so much as enter my room you will be banned from touching any
object from within unless I say otherwise.
Chuquita: (grins) Oh-kay! Let's go Son-San!
Goku: HOORAY! (bravely) OFF TO THE LAND OF ADVENTURE! LITTLE VEGGIE'S ROOM! [both dash off the set]
Vegeta: (a pale white) Hey--where are you going! YOU TWO BAKAS COME BACK HERE YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SET FOOT IN MY
ROOM UNTIL I SAY SO!!!!
Chuquita: (running) (to audiance) We'll see you next time everybody!
Goku: May your olives stay cool and refreshing!
Chuquita: (impressed) Ooh! Good one. Made absolutely no sense!
Goku: (giggles) Heeheehee, thank you.