Khopesh visits Eliza, the friend you never wanted. Inspired by LM having one of her ponies, Parasol, visit Eliza. Not completely my idea. Go a href="http://www- ai.ijs.si/eliza/eliza.html"here/a for Eliza, the friend you never wanted.





Eliza: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you?

Khopesh: Hi, Eliza. I'm Khopesh. My friends say I have an anger problem.

Eliza: Why do you say your friends say you have an anger problem?

Khopesh: I tend to get mad at them rather fast, especially Blade

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?

Khopesh: I yell at Blade. And tend to try killing him.

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?

Khopesh: I just elaborated as much as I could.

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?

Khopesh: Not really. Eliza: Please go on.

Khopesh: Okay... I'm afraid of cats.

Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am afraid of cats?

Khopesh: Not really.

Eliza: Please go on.

Khopesh: Erm...

Eliza: Please go on.

Khopesh: *Sob* I accidentally killed Blade's brother, Silver!!! I didn't meen to!!

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?

Khopesh: I just got mad at him, and then a unicorn helped me wink to him in the air... We hit the ground pretty hard, and I kicked him kinda hard, but I never ment for him to diiiiiiiiie!!!!! *SOBSOB*

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?

Khopesh: *Sob* No....

Eliza: You are being a bit negative.

Khopesh: Actually, I'm not, I can't elaborate any further.

Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am not you cant elaborate any further?

Khopesh: What?

Eliza: Does that question interest you?

Khopesh: Not really.

Eliza: Please go on.

Khopesh: I don't think I will.

Eliza: Why do you not think you will?

Khopesh: Because you annoy me.

Eliza: Do any other reasons not come to mind?

Khopesh: And I'm starting to hate you.

Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am starting to hate i?

Khopesh: Oh, very much.

Eliza: Please go on.

Khopesh: -Lifts a stone mallet-

Eliza: Please go on.

Khopesh: -Starts hammering away at ELIZA-

Eliza: P-please go o-o-o-on.

Khopesh: DIE, YOU STUPID MECANICAL DEMON!!!

Eliza: Oh, i stupid mecanical demo- *CRASH*

Khopesh: Yes.

Eliza: *Dieing mechanical voice* You are sure?

Khopesh: Oh, I'm possitive. -Walks away- Now to get my money back....