Khopesh visits Eliza, the friend you never wanted. Inspired by LM having one of her ponies, Parasol, visit Eliza. Not completely my idea. Go a href="http://www- ai.ijs.si/eliza/eliza.html"here/a for Eliza, the friend you never wanted.
Eliza: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you?
Khopesh: Hi, Eliza. I'm Khopesh. My friends say I have an anger problem.
Eliza: Why do you say your friends say you have an anger problem?
Khopesh: I tend to get mad at them rather fast, especially Blade
Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
Khopesh: I yell at Blade. And tend to try killing him.
Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
Khopesh: I just elaborated as much as I could.
Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
Khopesh: Not really. Eliza: Please go on.
Khopesh: Okay... I'm afraid of cats.
Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am afraid of cats?
Khopesh: Not really.
Eliza: Please go on.
Khopesh: Erm...
Eliza: Please go on.
Khopesh: *Sob* I accidentally killed Blade's brother, Silver!!! I didn't meen to!!
Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
Khopesh: I just got mad at him, and then a unicorn helped me wink to him in the air... We hit the ground pretty hard, and I kicked him kinda hard, but I never ment for him to diiiiiiiiie!!!!! *SOBSOB*
Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
Khopesh: *Sob* No....
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
Khopesh: Actually, I'm not, I can't elaborate any further.
Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am not you cant elaborate any further?
Khopesh: What?
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
Khopesh: Not really.
Eliza: Please go on.
Khopesh: I don't think I will.
Eliza: Why do you not think you will?
Khopesh: Because you annoy me.
Eliza: Do any other reasons not come to mind?
Khopesh: And I'm starting to hate you.
Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am starting to hate i?
Khopesh: Oh, very much.
Eliza: Please go on.
Khopesh: -Lifts a stone mallet-
Eliza: Please go on.
Khopesh: -Starts hammering away at ELIZA-
Eliza: P-please go o-o-o-on.
Khopesh: DIE, YOU STUPID MECANICAL DEMON!!!
Eliza: Oh, i stupid mecanical demo- *CRASH*
Khopesh: Yes.
Eliza: *Dieing mechanical voice* You are sure?
Khopesh: Oh, I'm possitive. -Walks away- Now to get my money back....
