Gir and his tuna
One day at Zim's house/spaceship/laboratory/mental institution for Gir, Zim woke up.
Zim: AAAAAAAAAAAH what a beautiful morning…………………..TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA.
Known to us but unknown to Zim, Gir has duck taped Zim in his blanket like a cocoon.
Zim: what is the meaning of this?!
Gir: goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning hehehehehehhehehe.
Zim: Gir let me out immediately
All of a sudden gir starts running around the room screaming: TunaTunaTunaTuna TunaTunaTunaTuna TunaTunaTunaTuna TunaTunaTunaTuna TunaTunaTunaTuna TunaTunaTunaTuna TunaTunaTunaTuna TunaTunaTunaTuna TunaTunaTunaTuna
Gir runs down to the Laboratoryleaving Zim confused and dizzy.
Gir sees Zims ultra power ray gun in the laboratory
Gir: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO shiny
Gir takes the ray gun and starts going on a rampage in the house/spaceship/laboratory/mental institution for Gir. Gir winds up in the kitchen.
Gir: im hungry. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO tuna.
Gir takes the can of tuna, looks at it for a minute, and then starts banging it on his head. After ten minutes of this the can opens. Gir takes out all the ray gun bullets and puts tuna in instead. He goes up to Zims room starts shooting tuna all over the place
Gir:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the process of the tuna fliing everywerethe soggyness of the tuna dampens the tape and Zim gets out. He take the gun away from Gir , ties to a pole opens Girs Mouth and shoots the tua from the gun into Girs mouth. Zim sees that girs fuel is drip on the floor.
Zim: Gir why you empty fuel
Gir smilies stupidly
Gir : Make room for tuna hehehehhehehehh beebbob shideebedoobob hidibee skiberidee dooda
The end
A/n: hey this was my first fic ever. So if u don't find it funny im sorry. Flames will be eaten with tuna. Thank you for reading.
