Disclaimer: Neither J. nor Star Wars are mine. I wish they were…
Note: -giggles- Well, someone got all huffy cause this has Star Wars and isn't straight Laby… but actually they must have thought it was serious. It's not. And anyway, before you go any further- this is written in the Dr Seuss style. Deliberately, as it was a response to a challenge on one of the Laby fan-fic lists… Cause after Ep I it was all anybody could talk about and everyone had a crush on a Jedi and there were countless x-overs… So just imagine Jareth getting told this. Cause that image actually sparked another x-over which I may post someday. Comments are very welcome.
Flamers: I'm amazed y'all would have so little sense of humor. Go flame someone who won't pity you as it will be much more satisfying.
Now you are all thoroughly warned. If you're still reading: ENJOY!
~* Labyrinth's Out *~
Goblin Kings are childish: Jedi Knights are in.
Jareth is passe. We'll only bow to Qui-Gon Jinn.
Whining and complaining- Sarah's such a total bore!
Leading and ruling- Queen Amidala's so much more.
The Wise man in a Bird Hat has been done.
Jedi Master Yoda's way more fun.
What's a crystal good for anyhow?
When one can pull a lightsaber and- pow!
Jareth is so immature and bratty,
It tends to drive one batty.
Darth Maul is much more up to par
Of being a true villain super star.
Who needs Ludo's grunts and rocks?
Jar-Jar's so much clearer when he talks.
Who needs Hoggle at their side
Now we've 3P0 to run and hide.
It's true that Sir Didymus is very brave.
But it's Obi-Wan Kenobi we all crave.
So yes, poor Jareth, your labyrinth's simply out.
Mazes just can't cut it- of that there is no doubt.
The Goblin City's quite out of date, it's no lie
Naboo is ever so much more pleasing to the eye.
Goblin Kings are childish: Jedi Knights are in.
Jareth's so passe, now there's Qui-Gon Jinn.
