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Last time on Disturbingly Weird Soap…….
Yu: Kazuhi, I'm not your real brother
Dramatic Music plays in the background
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Garu: I'm in love with Teela
More dramatic music
Leena: I don't wanna live anymore!
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Rio: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Hmmmmmmm…… I smell chicken!
Erts: I have two requests
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Kazuhi: *stares at Yu*
Yu:…………
Kazuhi: *continues staring at Yu*
Yu:………..
Kazuhi: *shocked and still staring at Yu*
Yu: *getting uncomfortable*
Kazuhi: *shocked and confuse and still staring at Yu*
Yu: Please say something
Kazuhi: I can't believe you're not my real brother…
Yu: I can ex- *cell phone rings* excuse me for a moment
Rill on cell phone: Mr. Yu Hikura, I have terrible news
Yu: What is it?
Rill: Your friends are in the hospital
Yu:……………..
Rill: don't you even care?
Yu:………….no
Rill: Well can you at least come down to the hospital?
Yu: Fine, fine……….*click turns off cell phone*
Kazuhi: What is it my brother? Wait you're not my brother
Yu: We have to go to the hospital, our "friends" are in there
Kazuhi: What "friends"?
Yu: You know the idiot that talks and eat a lot, the one with white, greenish, grayish hair, and the one that has an extremely small pony tail and a really big yellow bow.
Kazuhi: Those are our friends?
Yu: Yeah I guess..
Kazuhi: Gosh……We must be really pathetic to have such friends like them..
Yu: *shrugs*
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At the park again….
Teela: Garu, why are you following me?
Garu: I'm not following you…….
Teela: Yes you are…….
Garu: *pissed off* No I'm not!
Teela: What is your problem?
Garu: I love you?
Teela: ………………
Garu: Really I do….
Teela: I can't love you Garu!
Garu: Why not?!
Teela: Well first of all, you're mean, cruel, and you killed your own best friend……
Garu: I did not kill him….
Teela: Yes you did….
Garu: No I didn't…
Teela: Then what do you call running into a middle of a heavy traffic while he pushes you out of the way and gets hit by a drunk trucker who was driving a truck full of bread…….
Garu: Suicide?
Teela:……..You're impossible…
Garu: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! ERNEST *breaks down and sobs* THE GUILT IS EATING ME UP ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teela: What were you doing in the middle of traffic anyways?
Garu: I was trying to stop this evil demon car from hitting this little kid….
Teela: That's not quite how I remember it….
Garu: What do you know? You weren't even there…….
Teela: Yes I was…….
Garu: Oh really?
Teela: I was the dark mysterious shadow hiding in the alley and watching your every move……
Garu: Now that's just creepy
Teela: Anyways you ran out to the heavy traffic because you saw something shiny from across..
Garu: Oh yeah! That was the brand new Ultimate, Super, Laser beam, heavy duty, yet light weight, ultra, mega, destroyer 150000000000
Teela: *sweat drop*
Garu: What? I had to get it!
Teela: And you just rushed out to the heavy traffic risking your life while killing Ernest all because of that gun?
Garu: Pretty much
Teela: And you think I'm cold…
Garu: Hey what's that suppose to mean?!
Teela: -_-; never mind
Garu: TELL ME!!!
Teela: no…It's too difficult to explain to dumb ass like you….
Garu: Grrrr……does that mean you don't love me?
Teela: When did I say I love you?
Garu: Just now
Teela: WHY AM I EVEN TALKING TO YOU?!
Garu: Because you love me?
Teela: GRRRRRRR…………… I hate my life!
Garu: Does that mean you love me?
Teela: *glares at him*
Garu: *glares back*
Teela: *glares harder*
Garu: I just love it when you do that!
Teela: -_-
Garu: *smirks*
Teela: I can't eve- *cell phone rings* excuse me for one moment..
Rill: Hello? Miss Teela Zain Elmes?
Teela: Yes?
Rill: Your friends are in the hospital….
Teela: ………..
Rill: So….Can you come down here to fill out some paperwork?
Teela: Why?
Rill: Because they're your friends……
Teela: Since when?
Rill: *pissed off * JUST GET OVER HERE!
Teela: Okay! Shesh… You don't have to get all mad about it! *hangs up*
Garu: What was that all about?
Teela: We've gotta go see our "friends", they're in the hospital.
Garu: What "friends"?
Teela: You know, the idiot that's always hitting on girls, but gets rejected, the one that secretly loves Ernest, and the one with enormous bow in her hair…
Garu: Oh them……
Teela: We must be losers since we're friends with them..
Garu: Yeah…….
After 5 minutes of silence
Teela: Let's go
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Meanwhile…..In Leena's lai erm…uh…..dark dungeon like basement
Leena: *mixing poison* Okay *reads the instruction* After adding ordinary household cleaning items to the mystery green liquid it should turn clear, stir well.
Leena: *keeps on stirring* Yes! It's working all I need to do is get Teela to drink this, some how……*liquid turns clear* MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Phone rings
Leena: *picks up phone* Hello?
Rill: Miss Leena Fujimura?
Leena: Yes?
Rill: Your friends are in the hospital….
Leena: Oh no! I'll get there immediately! *clicks* Hmmmmmmmmmm……..Teela and Garu should be there……..Perfect I'll just take this poison and slip it into Teela's food or drink. MWAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No one can stop me now!
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Meanwhile at the hospital……
Garu: So what are we doing here again?
Teela: Our "friends" need us….*filling out paperwork*
Garu: Well I'm going to go bother Rio…..
Teela: Kay *still filling out paperwork*
Garu: Aren't you going to miss me?
Teela: Why would I? *fills out more paperwork without looking up*
Garu: Because you love me?
Teela: Garu! For the last time I don't love you!
Garu: *shocked* You don't love me????!
Teela: *finish first stack of paperwork* No
Garu: I don't wanna live anymore!!!!!! *runs off*
Kazuhi: *gets knocked down by Garu who is still screaming "I don't wanna live anymore!!!!!!!!*
Yu: *helps Kazuhi up*
Kazuhi: I wonder what happened to him?
Yu: *shrugs* Who knows, they're all weird..
Kazuhi: Let's go sit with Teela…
Yu: Why?
Kazuhi: Because I think she's one of our "friends"
Yu: Oh…*sits next to Teela*
Kazuhi: *grabs a seat next to Yu*
10 minutes of silence….
Kazuhi: Sooooo my fake brother…..How come you're not my real brother?
Yu: Well it all started out like this……
*flashback*
Yu narrating flashback
Yu: Your brother and I were best friends….ever since we were little, and that was when it happened…….
Scene: A beautiful meadow surrounded by green grass and pretty flowers with butterflies.
Yu: You, me, and your brother were playing around and then I was overcome with this urge to kill your brother…….
Kazuhi: why?
Yu: Because he….he…..he…….
Kazuhi: what?
Yu: He stole the last of the cupcakes…..
Kazuhi: *sweat drop* What's the big deal about the cupcake?
Yu: First of all, when you're that age it is a big deal! And second he wouldn't share! It was against our ways not to share!
Kazuhi: so what happens next?
Yu: I pushed him off the nearest cliff……
Scene: Yu pushes off this fat boy who was eating cupcakes off the cliff….
Kazuhi: WHAT?!
Yu: You were so scared that you ran into a rock and lost your memory…..
Kazuhi: I'm confused……
Yu: You should be you lost your memory….
Kazuhi: Then how come I never have dreams or flashback of those moments?
Yu: Because the tea I make for you has these special stuff that keeps you from remembering stuff like that…
Kazuhi: Oh that explains a lot…..
Yu: Well anyways, your parents would've found out sooner or later of what happened to their son, so I decided to be your brother and I pushed them off the cliff too….
Scene: Yu pushes fat boy's parents off cliff too
End of flashback
Kazuhi: How could you do such a thing?!
Yu: Well would you rather have a fat, disgraceful, stupid boy as your brother or an honorable, handsome, strong, and intelligent man as your brother?
Kazuhi: Well….You got a point there…..
Yu: So do you hate me?
Kazuhi: I don't hate you, you.
Yu: Oh that's a relief….
Kazuhi: But I do hate you for killing my parents and my fat brother!
Hateful and tragic music plays in the background…..
Suddenly Leena arrives with a cup of steaming poisoned coffee….
Leena: Teela! You've been working so hard, filling out all these paperwork! How about a nice cup of coffee? *smiles warmly to hide the evil smile*
Narrator: *techno dramatic music( I love techno ^.^) Will Teela fall for this Leena's diabolical plan? What's going to happen between Kazuhi and Yu now that Kazuhi knows the truth??? And where'd Garu go to? Will Rio, Tune, and Leena be okay, and what's going to happen to Mr. Snuggums, now that Erts is gone? Find out on the next weird, interesting, OOCness, Disturbingly Weird Soap!
Longer chapter this time…I really didn't want to make Leena evil, because Leena's one of my favorite characters, but I needed someone to be evil and she was the only one left….
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