Hello all! ^_^ This is the final chapter of Disturbingly Weird Soap, I have to admit this was the most pointless fic I have ever written, but I gotta finish it. Soooo……..Enjoy!
Leena: *smiles* Teela, would you like some coffee?
Teela: *looks up* Um……No thanks.
Leena: *smiles* Why not?
Teela: Because I have a strange feeling that you poisoned it…
Leena: Oh why would I ever do that?
Teela: Because Garu loves me?
Leena: *fuming mad* ONE DAY I'LL GET YOU!!!!!! *runs off*
Teela: *shrugs*
Kazuhi and Yu: *confused*
Yu: So…
Kazuhi: ……………….
Yu: Please say something…
Kazuhi:…………..
Yu: *sighs*
Kazuhi: Why didn't you ever tell me?
Yu: I told you now, isn't that what counts?
Kazuhi: I'm going for a walk….
Yu: Okay
Kazuhi: *walks away*
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In the hospital room……
Phil: *wakes up*
Nurse: It's about time you woke up..
Phil: What happened?
Nurse: You made Dr. Rill extremely mad so she knocked you out.
Phil: Oh….How are the others?
Nurse: Well, Miss Youg is recovering from her asthma attack, and Mr. Vilgyna woke up about an hour ago.
Phil: So where is he now?
Rio: *enters* Hi Phil!
Nurse: I'll leave you two alone.
Rio: *pats Phil on the head* I was worried, and I stayed by your side holding your hand for about 5 minutes then I got hungry and went to the cafeteria.
Phil: -_-; That's nice..
Rio: I was thinking about what you said to me before I fell…
Phil: uh huh..
Rio: Just to let you know I love you too…….
Phil: Oh no…
Rio: So anyways, I want to get married around June, then we can live in an apartment and have 9 children, I even thought of names for them!
Phil: Rio, um…
Rio: Itchy, Missy, Fuzzy, Spiky, Bob, Icky,
Phil: Rio, I um….
Rio: Penny, Dizzy, and Cookie…
Phil: …………….
Rio: What do you think, Phil?
Phil: Rio, I only said I love you because I didn't want you to jump off……..
Rio: *shocked*
Phil: I'm so sorry…..
Rio: NOBODY LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off*
Phil: -_-;
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On Kazuhi's walk……
Kazuhi: *walking*
10 minutes of walking
Kazuhi: *finds a kitty cat* Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww……………Is the poor kitty lost? *picks up kitty* Hmmmmmmm……………Looks like you lost your owner, um….
*looks at name tag* Mr. Snuggums?
Mr. Snuggums: meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
Translation- My owner got hit by this idiot that thinks he could fly…
Kazuhi: Hmmmmmmm……. I think I'll take you home with me…
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Back at the hospital…..
Teela: *watching the news on her portable TV*
TV person: Oh my god!!!!!! I just receive the most terrible news! There's a meteoroid and it's about to hit Zion! It's suppose to destroy the planet and wipe out humanity!
Teela: *sweat drop* This day just keeps on getting more unusual…..
Garu: *runs in* Oh my god!!!!!!!! Did you just hear the news?!
Teela: Yes, Garu, there's a meteoroid that's going to hit Zion.
Garu: Then what should we do?!
Rio: *comes out of nowhere* There's only one thing we can do!
Kazuhi: *comes back from walk* What's going on?
Yu: There's a meteoroid and it's going to hit Zion.
Kazuhi: O.O
Garu: What are we going to do then, Rio?
Rio: Hide and cower until the meteoroid finally hits!
Garu: -_-;
Teela: -_-;
Rio: Or we can sing Broadway style! *microphone magically appears in Rio's hand*
Kazuhi: O.O;
Teela: O.O;
Garu: O.o;
Yu: Save us all!
Rio: *sings off key* We're all gunna die!! *does this strange dance* Join me Garu!
Garu: O.o;
Rio: *sings some more* That's okay anyways because, we're all going to die, it's okay to me because Garu was going to kill me when he finds out that I stole his gun and replaced it with a water gun!!!!!!!!!
Garu: What did you say?!
Rio: uh oh *screams and runs*
Garu: Come back here!
Teela: We're all doomed………
Yu: We might as well join them since we're gonna die anyways.
Kazuhi: Oh what the hell….Let's sing!
Yu: *sings* I killed your parents and your fat brother!!!!!!!!
Kazuhi: *sings* I hate you for that!
Rio: *sings and runs* I can't believe I said that, how stupid was I!!!!!
Garu: *joins in the song* Very stupid indeed, I shall kill you, and crush you then use you to fertilize um…………….these seeds!
Kazuhi, Yu, Garu, Rio: We're all going to die, so we must ……uh……eat some pie!!!!!
Rio: PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where?
Garu: *chokes Rio* I'll make you pay
Rio* breaks free* How about some other day! *runs away*
Teela: *horrified*
All: C'mon Teela! Join us in our happy song!
Teela: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Teela: *wakes up* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs out of her room*
Garu: *walks out of his room* I'm thirsty, where's water when you need it?!
Teela: *runs into Garu*
Both fall on the floor…
Garu: GODDAMN IT FIRST!!!!!!!! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!!
Teela: *looks around* Do you love me?
Garu: What kind of question is that? Of course I don't why the hell would I ever love you?!
Yu: *comes out to see what's happening*
Teela: Oh, hi Yu…….
Yu: Hello First…
Teela: You called me First instead of Teela..
Garu: Of course he did, your nickname is First..
Teela: Yu? Tell me, is Kazuhi your real sister?
Yu: Yes…She is….
Kazuhi: *enters* What's going on?
Garu: First is freaking out..
Kazuhi: Is everything all right?
Teela: yeah I must've had a bad dream…..
Fin~
Well, that wasn't really funny, I wasn't in the mood to write, but I just wanted to finish this. Please review.
