Hello all! ^_^ This is the final chapter of Disturbingly Weird Soap, I have to admit this was the most pointless fic I have ever written, but I gotta finish it. Soooo……..Enjoy!

Leena: *smiles* Teela, would you like some coffee?

Teela: *looks up* Um……No thanks.

Leena: *smiles* Why not?

Teela: Because I have a strange feeling that you poisoned it…

Leena: Oh why would I ever do that?

Teela: Because Garu loves me?

Leena: *fuming mad* ONE DAY I'LL GET YOU!!!!!! *runs off*

Teela: *shrugs*

Kazuhi and Yu: *confused*

Yu: So…

Kazuhi: ……………….

Yu: Please say something…

Kazuhi:…………..

Yu: *sighs*

Kazuhi: Why didn't you ever tell me?

Yu: I told you now, isn't that what counts?

Kazuhi: I'm going for a walk….

Yu: Okay

Kazuhi: *walks away*

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In the hospital room……

Phil: *wakes up*

Nurse: It's about time you woke up..

Phil: What happened?

Nurse: You made Dr. Rill extremely mad so she knocked you out.

Phil: Oh….How are the others?

Nurse: Well, Miss Youg is recovering from her asthma attack, and Mr. Vilgyna woke up about an hour ago.

Phil: So where is he now?

Rio: *enters* Hi Phil!

Nurse: I'll leave you two alone.

Rio: *pats Phil on the head* I was worried, and I stayed by your side holding your hand for about 5 minutes then I got hungry and went to the cafeteria.

Phil: -_-; That's nice..

Rio: I was thinking about what you said to me before I fell…

Phil: uh huh..

Rio: Just to let you know I love you too…….

Phil: Oh no…

Rio: So anyways, I want to get married around June, then we can live in an apartment and have 9 children, I even thought of names for them!

Phil: Rio, um…

Rio: Itchy, Missy, Fuzzy, Spiky, Bob, Icky,

Phil: Rio, I um….

Rio: Penny, Dizzy, and Cookie…

Phil: …………….

Rio: What do you think, Phil?

Phil: Rio, I only said I love you because I didn't want you to jump off……..

Rio: *shocked*

Phil: I'm so sorry…..

Rio: NOBODY LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off*

Phil: -_-;

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On Kazuhi's walk……

Kazuhi: *walking*

10 minutes of walking

Kazuhi: *finds a kitty cat* Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww……………Is the poor kitty lost? *picks up kitty* Hmmmmmmm……………Looks like you lost your owner, um….

*looks at name tag* Mr. Snuggums?

Mr. Snuggums: meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow

Translation- My owner got hit by this idiot that thinks he could fly…

Kazuhi: Hmmmmmmm……. I think I'll take you home with me…

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Back at the hospital…..

Teela: *watching the news on her portable TV*

TV person: Oh my god!!!!!! I just receive the most terrible news! There's a meteoroid and it's about to hit Zion! It's suppose to destroy the planet and wipe out humanity!

Teela: *sweat drop* This day just keeps on getting more unusual…..

Garu: *runs in* Oh my god!!!!!!!! Did you just hear the news?!

Teela: Yes, Garu, there's a meteoroid that's going to hit Zion.

Garu: Then what should we do?!

Rio: *comes out of nowhere* There's only one thing we can do!

Kazuhi: *comes back from walk* What's going on?

Yu: There's a meteoroid and it's going to hit Zion.

Kazuhi: O.O

Garu: What are we going to do then, Rio?

Rio: Hide and cower until the meteoroid finally hits!

Garu: -_-;

Teela: -_-;

Rio: Or we can sing Broadway style! *microphone magically appears in Rio's hand*

Kazuhi: O.O;

Teela: O.O;

Garu: O.o;

Yu: Save us all!

Rio: *sings off key* We're all gunna die!! *does this strange dance* Join me Garu!

Garu: O.o;

Rio: *sings some more* That's okay anyways because, we're all going to die, it's okay to me because Garu was going to kill me when he finds out that I stole his gun and replaced it with a water gun!!!!!!!!!

Garu: What did you say?!

Rio: uh oh *screams and runs*

Garu: Come back here!

Teela: We're all doomed………

Yu: We might as well join them since we're gonna die anyways.

Kazuhi: Oh what the hell….Let's sing!

Yu: *sings* I killed your parents and your fat brother!!!!!!!!

Kazuhi: *sings* I hate you for that!

Rio: *sings and runs* I can't believe I said that, how stupid was I!!!!!

Garu: *joins in the song* Very stupid indeed, I shall kill you, and crush you then use you to fertilize um…………….these seeds!

Kazuhi, Yu, Garu, Rio: We're all going to die, so we must ……uh……eat some pie!!!!!

Rio: PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where?

Garu: *chokes Rio* I'll make you pay

Rio* breaks free* How about some other day! *runs away*

Teela: *horrified*

All: C'mon Teela! Join us in our happy song!

Teela: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Teela: *wakes up* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs out of her room*

Garu: *walks out of his room* I'm thirsty, where's water when you need it?!

Teela: *runs into Garu*

Both fall on the floor…

Garu: GODDAMN IT FIRST!!!!!!!! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!!

Teela: *looks around* Do you love me?

Garu: What kind of question is that? Of course I don't why the hell would I ever love you?!

Yu: *comes out to see what's happening*

Teela: Oh, hi Yu…….

Yu: Hello First…

Teela: You called me First instead of Teela..

Garu: Of course he did, your nickname is First..

Teela: Yu? Tell me, is Kazuhi your real sister?

Yu: Yes…She is….

Kazuhi: *enters* What's going on?

Garu: First is freaking out..

Kazuhi: Is everything all right?

Teela: yeah I must've had a bad dream…..

Fin~

Well, that wasn't really funny, I wasn't in the mood to write, but I just wanted to finish this. Please review.