*Disclaimer* I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho! ^_^
"Okay, are you ready to go kick some Osama butt?" Yusuke asked as he
boarded the plane with his three friends. "Hn. I don't know why we're
going. The United States are the ones that got attacked." Hiei said as he
glared at his friend. "We are helping our friends!" Yusuke said.
(Remember, Yu Yu Hakusho is set in Japan!) After everyone sat down
and buckled their seatbelts, the PA came on. "Okay everybody, we are now
taking off." the flight attendent said. The plane starts to move. "WHY ARE
WE MOVING?" Hiei asked. "We're supposed to move." Kurama said.
"OH NO! THE EARTH'S FALLING APART!" Hiei yelled. He
unbuckles his seatbelt and runs toward the emergency exit. Hiei opens the
latch. "AAAAAAAAH! WE ARE LEAVING THE GROUND!" The flight attendent runs
over and grabs ahold of Hiei while she closes the door. After Hiei gets
buckled in, he falls asleep. "This has been a long day for Hiei, almost
falling off the plane and everything." Yusuke said. "BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I can't
believe the shrimp is afraid of planes." Kuwabara said. " Well, I would be
too after the hijacking." Kurama said. "OKAY EVERYBODY! THIS IS A
HIJACKING!" A masked man said as he came out of the first class. "Oh no!"
Kuwabara cried. "This might be the last time I can see anybody! My Yukina!"
Hiei wakes up. "Hn. Can't a demon get any sleep around here?" The hijacker
points the gun toward Hiei's head. "OH, CRAP." He says. Hiei pulls off his
bandana, revealing his Jagan. The hijacker floats toward the top of the
plane and gets thrown into one of the storage bins. "Wow Hiei! You saved
us!" Kuwabara said, amazed. "Hn. He was bothering my sleep." *Everyone
sweadrops except for Hiei*
~Afghanistan~
"OKAY! WHERE'S OSAMA??????" Yusuke yelled as he jumped off the plane.
"Oh my. He's dead." a person said. "WHAT????" Yusuke asked. "Yes, Kabul is
now the world's Barbie Doll capital." the person replied. "OH CRAP! WE CAME
HERE FOR NOTHING!" Yusuke said. "Here," the person said. "have an Osama Bin-
Laden Ken doll." The person gives Yusuke the doll and he rips its head off.
"YAY!" Kurama and Hiei sang. "We killed Bin-Laden, we killed Bin-Laden!"
~END~
Hi there! I want to have a moment of silence for all of those killed in the
September 11th terrorist attacks. I think our nation is doing sooo great at
going on with our everyday things. I know that everyone was deeply touched
by the attacks. I just hope that they find Bin-Laden, dead or living.
YuYuHakugirl ©
e-mail me cjmuddgirl2002@hotmail.com
