At a convention center in Unikingdom, a butterfly convention was taking place. Unikitty and Puppycorn were walking through the main hall through all the booths that were set up. The princess was wearing a butterfly-themed hat while her brother wore an 'I 3 butterflies' t-shirt. "I can't believe we're actually here at the biannual butterfly convention!" Unikitty said.
"Butterflies are awesome!" Puppycorn said.
The siblings walked up to a display of nets, where one of the Action Police officers was standing guard, "Cool. State-of-the-art butterfly nets."
"Touch." Puppycorn said while laying a paw on the nets.
"Don't touch." the officer said.
The siblings then made their way to a giant tree prop that was covered in nectar, which was being guarded by the other Action Police officer, "Wow. The tree from 'Butterfly: The Movie.'" Unikitty said.
Puppycorn put his paw on it, "Touch."
"Don't touch." The officer said.
Next, they ended up at a small stage where a minifigure was speaking to an audience, his most notable feature being a large bruise on his cheek. Standing next to him was a picture of an angry-looking butterfly with large fists, "Look. It's Prof. Annsrevenge, the guy who got punched by Large Manny, and lived." Unikitty pointed out.
"And now it only hurts if you touch it." The professor said before Puppycorn walked up and touched the bruise, causing him to scream in pain.
"Touch." he said while doing it.
Both Action Police officers were standing next to him, "Do we have to follow you around all day?" they asked.
The siblings walked a little more until Unikitty gave a gasp of surprise, "Could it be, little bro?" she asked.
"Pizza?" Puppycorn guessed.
The princess pointed to a crowd of people gathered around a stage. Standing on it were five male canaries wearing polo shirts and glasses. The most prominent figure on the stage was a female marmoset who wore suspenders, glasses, and had a fuzzy-looking hat on. "The Fly-Spotters. The world's premier butterfly enthusiast club." Unikitty said before gasping again, "And their leader. The coolest butterfly enthusiast in the world… Macy the marmoset."
"What's so great about a nerdy monkey?" Puppycorn asked.
"If I could just touch the hem of her pocket protector, then all her wisdom will rub off on me…" Unikitty said.
"Sis, as your brother, I think that's very geeky." Puppycorn said before a butterfly mascot walked past them, "Oh my gosh! Bennie Butterfly! Wait Bennie! I have to touch you!" he said before running after the mascot.
The Action Police gave pursuit, "Hey!"
"Bamboo? I only use composite materials in my net handle." Macy told the crowd.
"Composite materials…" the crowd repeated in a murmured tone while writing down what she said.
"Next question?" she asked, causing the same reaction from the crowd.
Unikitty popped up at the front of the crowd with wide eyes, "Uh… Hi, Macy…" she droned.
"Hi. What's your question?" Macy asked
"Hi, Macy."
"Whatever. Next question please?" Macy asked while pointing to another section of the crowd.
Unikitty popped up in that area, "Hi, Macy."
"Hello loser. Alright you, way in the back." Macy said while pointing to a raised paw at the back of the crowd.
The paw belonged to Unikitty, "Hi, Macy."
"Does anyone here have an actual-" Macy started to say before being interrupted by heavy breathing coming from Unikitty, who somehow made her way onto the stage and was standing next to her.
"Hi, Macy. I'm your biggest fan." she said.
"That's great. Security!" Macy yelled.
"No, wait! I'll do anything for you!" Unikitty pleaded.
"Why don't you go jump off a building?" Macy asked smugly.
She then heard Unikitty screaming and saw her falling off a building from out a window. The princess then made her way back inside, "Anything."
"Punch yourself in the face." Macy ordered. Unikitty obeyed and punched herself with a boxing glove, causing her face to sink in, "Didn't that hurt you?" Macy asked.
Unikitty replaced the boxing glove with a spiked gauntlet, "Did you want it to hurt me, Macy?" she asked.
This caused the marmoset and her companions to laugh, "That is the best! We have got to take this kid butterfly catching with us." Macy suggested.
"No, Macy, no. She's a geek." one of the canaries chirped.
"Look, I'm not actually going to let her join the club. I just want to see how many times she'll get jabbed before she runs home crying like a baby." Macy whispered to them.
"Peep, peep, Macy's a genius." the canary said before the other joined in agreement.
"Say, kid. How would you like to try out for the Fly-Spottes?" Macy asked.
Unikitty was lying on a hospital bed with a doctor standing over her with a defibrillator, causing her to jolt up and say, "I'd love to!"
Later on, the Flyspotters were riding on Unikitty's back through Butterfly Fields, "Ah… Nothing like a nice ride through Butterfly Fields, eh boys?" Macy asked, causing the canaries to chirp in agreement. "OK, here's good." she said, causing Unikitty to collapse and the Fly-spotters to get off her, "I hope you didn't forget our nets."
"I didn't forget them, Macy. They're in the trunk." Unikitty said before taking off her tail and emptying out the club's butterfly catching supplies. "Oh wow, I can't believe I'm actually trying out to be Fly-spotter." Unikitty said before starting to vibrate, "I mean all my life I wanted to be a Fly-spotter and be out here with the nets, the jars, the butterflies…" Unikitty rambled on while erratically moving all around.
"Hold it!" Macy shouted, causing Unikitty to freeze in place. "In order to become a Fly-spotter, you first need to pass a series of rigorous tests. Are you ready?"
"Yes, ma'am!" Unikitty said.
"Your first test: Catch a butterfly."
A butterfly flies into Unikitty's net by itself, "Hey, I caught one! Am I a Fly-spotter now?" the princess asks.
The canaries chirp in amazement before Macy slaps the butterfly out of the net, "That doesn't count!" she yells before she is jabbed by the butterfly with a pointed stick, causing a bruise to form on her face.
"Squawk, squawk, squawk…" one canary says in a mocking manner.
"I meant two butterflies!" Macy said right before two more butterflies made their way into the net, causing the canaries to chirp in amazement once more. "I meant twenty butterflies!" Macy said.
A bunch of butterflies flew into Unikitty net, "OK let's see… one… two…" Unikitty started to count before Macy yelled in frustration and kicked the net, causing all the butterflies to jab her and the one canary making their mocking noise.
Later, Macy was holding a jar of nectar, "Flyspotters allow butterflies to eat nectar off their face." she said before smearing the nectar on Unikitty's face.
"Who wants to lick my cheeks?" the princess asks before some butterflies draw near, "I see I have some takers."
"So, how does it feel?" Macy asks.
The butterflies formed a mustache on Unikitty's face, "It tickles my nose." she says while giggling.
"Not for long." Macy says before she and other spotters snicker. Unikitty then sneezes, causing all the butterflies to land on Macy's eyes and jab them, leaving them blackened.
"Squawk, squawk, squawk…"
"Will you cut that out!?" Macy shouted at the offending canary.
"Am I Fly-spotter now?" Unikitty asked.
"No! I have many more tests for you to take!"
Unikitty caught a butterfly while doing a handstand, "Am I in the Fly-spotters now?"
The butterfly jabbed Macy's nose, "No."
Unikitty caught a butterfly blindfolded, "Am I in the Fly-spotters now?"
The butterfly jabbed Macy's head, causing a lump to form, "No."
"Now?"
Macy's ears got bruised, "No."
"Now?"
Macy's mouth got swollen, "No."
"Now?"
Macy's butt was bruised and swollen, "NO!" Unikitty asked if she was in many more times and Macy was injured every time. Her whole body eventually became bruised and swollen, "That's it, princess! It's your turn to get jabbed- I-I mean… are you ready for your final test?" she asked.
"Am I ever!"
"I sure hope so. Because we're going to catch a queen butterfly."
"A queen. Can I help?"
"Of course. We're giving you a special job."
Unikitty was tied up between two poles, "This is fantastic! I've never been live bait before. I don't think I've ever seen a queen butterfly either."
"That's probably because you haven't used a real queen butterfly call." Macy said while handing the call up to Unikitty's mouth via a long stick, "Why don't you try it out?"
Unikitty took the call in her mouth the blew.
Loser!
Loser!
Loser!
"Hey! I've heard this call before!" Unikitty said.
"I bet you have." Macy said before she and the other spotters left.
"Hey, where are you all going?" Unikitty asked.
"Don't worry, we'll be right behind this bush." Macy said as she and others ducked into it. A scream of pain was heard, and she rose from the bush with a few bruises, "Who's got my bruise ointment?" she asked before ducking back in.
"This is great. Pretty soon I'll be an official Fly-spotter." Unikitty said before blowing the call again.
Loser!
Loser!
Loser!
Loser!
Loser!
Loser!
Unikitty blew the call over and over throughout the day, but nothing happened. Her blows started to slow down as she began to tire, "Hey, Macy. I don't think this is working. Nothing." she said. She noticed a large shadow looming over her, revealed to be the queen butterfly. She was fairly large and was dressed in regal robes and a crown. Her appearance caused Unikitty to gasp in excitement, "She's here! She's here! She's here, Macy! She's-" the bush where they were hiding ripped away, showing nothing but a used bottle of bruise ointment. The queen butterfly then took out a large stick and made a jabbing motion at the princess.
Unikitty escaped before it could hit, running across the fields while avoiding more strikes. She eventually came to a ravine and was cornered. She turned into Sad Kitty and pleaded for her life, "I'm so sorry, your highness! I'll never bother you again!" she said before she broke down in tears. The chest of the queen opened up, revealing her to be a mech suit piloted by Macy and her club. They laughed at the princess' expense, "Macy?" she asked.
"That's right! You should've seen the look on your face when we jabbed you!" Macy mocked.
"But Macy… I was your biggest fan." Unikitty said.
"So are they." Macy said while pointing down the ravine where many other people were.
"Hey, look everybody! Macy's back!" one of them said, causing the others to cheer and call for her help.
"You are so lame with your dorky butterfly gall. Loser!" Macy taunted, with her comrades joining in.
"I am not a loser." Unikitty whined. The group didn't listen and continued to call her a loser. A large figure started to rise from the ravine behind Unikitty, eventually revealing itself to be an even larger regal-looking butterfly.
The sight of it made Macy and the spotters stop their mocking, "Great Man Upstairs…" Macy said in wonder.
"King Butterfly." Unikitty said.
The king noticed the 'queen' and instantly fell in love. He then began to move towards it while puckering its lips, "Kissy face!" Macy yelled. Both Unikitty and the mech started to fly away from the king while it still tried to kiss the 'queen.' The mech eventually crashed into a billboard, causing it to break. The king was confused until it saw Macy cowering in fear amongst the wreckage.
He became angry and pulled out a large golden scepter. He used it to try and jab the group, only to miss. They run into a nearby cave, causing the king to don a football uniform and ram into the cave to try and get them out. The group cowered in the cave as the tackles went off until everything fell silent. "I think he's gone. One of you, go out and check." Macy said, sending out one of the canaries on watch.
He looked around before turning back to the group, "Peep, peep! Peep, peep!" he said in reassurance before getting smashed flat by the scepter, causing him to sound off a warning.
The others chirped to Macy for guidance, "I don't know anything about this! I was just in it for the fashion!" she admitted, "We're trapped! We're trapped! Help me, Mommy. Help me! I want my blankie! I want my blankie!" she cried out while in a fetal position.
"Now what do we do?" Unikitty asked the spotters before they started doing the same thing Macy was doing. With a determined look, the princess stepped outside the cave to face the king head-on. He readied his scepter for jabbing right before Unikitty pulled out a toy oven. The king was confused at this right up until Unikitty quickly baked a pie and gave it to him. The king licked his lips and took it before flying off.
The rest of the group joined her outside, "Amazing. How did you know?" Macy asked.
Unikitty giggled and responded with: "Everyone likes pie."
…
…
"Squawk, squawk, squawk…"
"Well princess, I must say I'm impressed. But you still can't be in the club because you didn't catch a queen butterfly." Macy said. The spotters gave Macy an annoyed gaze before going over to her. "Hey, what're you- Ow!" she said as a ripping sound was heard.
The spotters placed her fuzzy hat on Unikitty, "Hey! I didn't know this was hat!"
Macy now had a bald spot where the hat was, "It wasn't…"
Back at the convention hall, Unikitty met back up with Puppycorn, "Hey sis. Did you get into that club?" he asked.
"Yeah, but I turned them down. Besides, it's not about Macy. It's about butterflies." Unikitty told him.
"Just goes to show, sis. Hero worship is unhealthy." Puppycorn said. He had tied up Bennie Butterfly and placed him into a wagon, "Come on, Bennie." he said while wheeling him away.
