Eye Guy
Author's Note: Enjoy the poem and R&R.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Power Rangers franchise.
Summary:
A poem based on Eye Guy from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.
Don't take your main eye off the genius
The nerdy sight Rita beheld badly enough
Staring daggers to drain
For all she had were low-IQ pea brains
Who it was clear she'd had enough of
Nincompoops she couldn't flush
Who she wanted to
Had there'd been a sewer to send them down to
Disqualified, on the moon
Sore eyes from seeing Eye Guy's eye sores again
The monster with visual acuity and a bite for intelligence
A loose set of eyes, rolling and floating
Watching to catch the Rangers in a mistake
Not to get dizzy and pound the ground
Not to lose sight of first prize
