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BGM: Respite and Sunlight (Fire Emblem: Three Houses)
"Hmm…" Anya checked out Ruby's rose arm. "What happened to your arm? It's so… sickly. I think."
"Oh this? It's my new arm. Let's just say I had a really bad fight with someone and had to get my arm amputated and replaced."
Anya frowned. "Oh… that's sad."
"Aw, it's not so bad!" Ruby smiled as she put her hand out. A flower bloomed in the palm of her hand.
"Ooooh!" Anya's eyes sparkled. "That's so cool!" She said as she placed the flower on Anya's head.
"There, now you look pretty!" Ruby smiled.
"Awesome!"
Ruby rubbed her chin in thought. "Hmm… ya know, I just noticed this."
"Hmm?"
"I can't help but realize that you kinda sound like Laura…"
"Who?"
Meanwhile…
"ACHOO!" Laura sneezed.
"Whoa, you okay?" Becky asked.
"Ugh, I don't know why, but I feel like someone was just talking about me…" She said. "Eh, I'm probably just paranoid."
Back with them…
Ruby giggled, ruffling her hair. "Ah, don't worry about it."
"Okay!" Anya smiled as she hopped off of the couch and walked around while Ruby went back to reading a comic book with a chuckle.
"I must say… your cookies are incredible." Ozpin said, as he and Mavis were visiting their home.
"Aw, thank you!" Summer smiled as Mavis chomped down on one.
"...Goodness gracious. This is the best cookie I've ever had~!" She said with her eyes sparkling. "I don't care if I'm a ghost, this is good~!"
"I've tried out a few combinations. At one point, I tried baking Star Bit cookies, but unfortunately, I learned the hard way that Star Bits explode when they're cooked." Summer sighed. "That was a mess… there was honey everywhere."
"I should've told you not to cook them…" Rosalina giggled. "I've had that experience myself… took me weeks to get all the honey out of my hair."
Tai laughed. "Talk about a bad hair day."
"More like a bad hair week… or two." Rosalina giggled.
"So, when exactly is the wedding?" Ozpin asked, drinking some coffee.
"Oh, in about a few days." Tai said.
"Ibuki already made the dress, but she's working on the finishing touches. I actually wore it just to get a feel for it. It's gorgeous."
"And you didn't bother to show us the dress." Qrow said, leaning on a wall.
"Both of us decided to keep it a secret until the big day." Rosalina chuckled. "Still, I can't help but try to wonder who ought to escort me down the aisle… I've narrowed it down to Kali, Willow, Bereto and Ibuki, but… I'm in a dilemma."
Ozpin chuckled. "I could always do it myself." He offered.
Rosalina giggled. "I'd be honored either way."
Ozpin nodded and looked at Loid. "So, Loid. How has this quiet life been treating you?"
"Well, I had a feeling it wouldn't be a dull moment around here. And I was right." He chuckled. "Especially considering the so-called "pets" around the house. The dogs are one thing, but then you have a Zinogre… and then the dragons like that Nergigante. Seriously, it looks massively threatening yet I'm always amazed that it's a gentle giant. I've seen it give Anya rides."
Rosalina giggled. "That one is mine. In the past, we weren't exactly eye to eye, but we gained a respect for each other's power."
Loid chuckled. "I can see that. It looks mighty powerful."
"I don't know what surprises me more." Ozpin said. "The fact that you tamed a Nergigante, or the fact that you converted your home into a five star hotel. Seriously, the power bill must be extraordinary."
Tai chuckled. "We have someone on the inside who helps out with that."
Ozpin gave a knowing smile. "I'm sure you do."
Back in the living room, where Ruby was resting on Byleth's lap, the latter gently stroking her head while watching TV, the doorbell went off.
"I got it." Bereto said as he walked over to the door and opened it up, only to see Arceus.
End BGM
"Hello, Bereto. Mind if I come in? I wish to speak with your family."
Bereto blinked and looked inside. "Guys? We got company!" He called out as everyone walked in… to see Arceus attempting to squeeze his way through the doorway.
"Hnnngh! Hrrrrgh!"
"...What are you doing?" Summer asked.
"Trying to come inside. No doorway can… contain… me! Mmmph!" Arceus grunted as he fell flat. "...Do you happen to have a window that's larger than this doorway, by any chance?"
Rosalina opened a window as Arceus tried to climb inside. "...Wait a moment, what am I doing?" He asked as he backed out and teleported inside, causing everyone to sweatdrop.
"You couldn't have done that earlier?" Maia asked.
"Didn't even cross my mind."
"Whoa…" Loid said, looking at the giant Pokemon in awe as Anya jawdropped.
"That… that is a big horse. I wanna ride it!" Anya said with her eyes sparkling.
"What can we help you with, Arceus?" Ozpin asked.
"Hmm… I feel like we need more people here." Arceus said.
Ruby pulled out her scroll. "Already on it!" She said.
Later…
Azure landed on the ground as the Schnees and Belladonnas hopped off and walked into the house.
"Ruby, what's going on? You said something about an emerge- WHAT THE HECK?!" Weiss yelled, seeing Arceus in the room. "HOW DID HE MANAGE TO GET INTO THE HOUSE?!"
"I teleported in." Arceus said nonchalantly as Anya was on his back, not that he minded one bit.
Weiss sweatdropped. "...I… I'm… okay… I'm just glad this five star hotel could fit you." She admitted.
"I'm more concerned about the little girl on top of him." Blake said.
"Hiya!" Anya waved.
Willow giggled. "Cute."
"Yup!" Kali smiled, as she couldn't help but take a picture of it as JNPR walked in next.
"What was this about an emergency, Ruby?" Jaune asked and looked up. "Oh hey Arceus. …ARCEUS?! How did you-"
"He teleported in." Raven said.
"...Just like that?"
"He's a god, Jaune. Teleporting's in his blood!" Nora said. "All gods teleport!"
"So by that logic, would Zelda, Mewtwo, Xena, Yagami and Chiaki count as gods too?" Ren pointed out.
"What? No!"
"But you said all gods teleport."
Nora sweatdropped. "Okay, most gods!"
CFVY walked in next. "Yo, need somethi-... holy…! Hey big guy." Coco greeted, and then Gloria walked in with Marnie and Victor.
"Need something la-... oh!" Gloria said in surprise.
"Bloody hell, how'd he get in here?" Victor wondered.
"Teleporting." Ruby said.
Victor sweatdropped. "In this grand hotel? …Makes sense."
"Is this everyone?" Arceus wondered. "I could've sworn JINXY would get involved."
"I tried texting them, but no one answered. I ran into Xena yesterday and she asked me if I'd seen Umber. She hasn't heard from him since he went to visit Dedede in Dreamland a few days ago." Ruby explained.
"Hmm…" Arceus closed his eyes. "Palkia mentioned that he was detecting spacial rifts opening up in Popstar, and he's been doing his best to close them. Let's just hope none of them sucked in your friends."
"I'm sure they're fine." Yang said.
"Seems like this is all of us." Tai said.
"Indeed. This will do." Arceus chuckled. "Now then, are you familiar with the Hisui region?"
"The Hisui region…?" Ruby tilted her head. "Never heard of it."
"Nope… doesn't ring a bell." Dorothea said.
"I thought not." Arceus nodded.
BGM: Personality Quiz (Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX)
"You see… back in the ancient times of Pokemon, Sinnoh went by a different name. Hisui. The land was treacherous and filled with wild Pokemon. These Wild Pokemon are not the same wild Pokemon that you know. These ones back in the day would destroy you without even batting an eye. There were some docile Pokemon, but they were far and in-between. Even a Pokemon like Paras was enough to cause harm."
"A Paras? Those little things?" Marnie raised an eyebrow.
"Indeed. You would think a Paras would flee in terror over a human four times its size. However, they were quite feisty back in the day."
"Interestin'..." Gloria mused.
"This was also the time where Pokemon and humans bonding together was just a mere fairy tale at the time. Those who ventured outside of their villages were at risk of being killed by the hostile Pokemon. Pokemon back then were feared and the thought of taming such creatures was unheard of. Over time, however, humans tamed these wild Pokemon and eventually, deaths caused by Pokemon stopped being recorded. However, there are still tales of a Gengar stalking a human or a Drifloon hauling away a small child… but, those are far and in-between."
"So, why tell us this?" Ruby asked.
"Because someone went back in time and is trying to sever that bond." A voice said as they turned to see Cynthia leaning in the doorway, and was also joined by Steven.
"Ah, Cynthia. Steven. I was wondering when you two would come." Arceus said.
Steven chuckled. "Sorry we're late. We had a hard time figuring out where the house was." He admitted.
"And we were also waiting for him to come along." Cynthia said as they turned their heads as a man walked in.
The man in question had a black hat with white trim, he had long green hair decked out into a ponytail, he wore a black shirt with a white overshirt. He wore a necklace that seemed to have a planet at the center with a blue ring. He had accessories on his wrists while wearing khakis and green shoes. He also had a yellow rubik's cube-like object hanging from his belt.
"Who's this guy?" Yang asked.
"Greetings, everyone. My name is N."
"...Your name is… N?" Yang tilted her head.
"Well, if you want to be specific, my full name is Natural Harmonia Gropius." He said, causing everyone but Arceus, Cynthia and Steven.
"...I… I think I'll just stick with N." Ruby said.
N chuckled. "That's fine with me."
Why does he talk so fast? …Oh Oum, he's a genderbent Ruby! Weiss thought.
"Apologies for intruding, but when this was brought to my attention, I knew I had to act." N explained.
"Who would do such a thing in trying to destroy the bond between humans and Pokemon?" Rosalina wondered.
N pulled out a device. "I know of one man who could do such a thing." He tossed it on the coffee table as a hologram popped up.
End BGM
BGM: Team Plasma Plots (Pokemon Black/White)
"His name is Ghetsis." N began. "He's the leader of Team Plasma. In his mind, humans and Pokemon weren't meant to be together. He wanted people to give up their Pokemon. He believed Pokemon were being abused by selfish trainers and wanted to put a stop to it. I should know… I used to belong to Team Plasma. I was also crowned king of Team Plasma, given my ability to speak with and understand Pokemon. He found me and raised me like I was his son, teaching me his ways. I looked up to him, thought of him as my idol."
N pulled down his cap. "However, little did I realize that Ghetsis only did what he wanted to do because by making people give up their Pokemon, no one would stand in his way to conquer the Unova region. I was his pawn. I didn't see it until it was too late after I had defeated Alder. However, several Pokemon trainers by the name of Hilda, Hilbert, Bianca and Cheren knocked some sense into me and in turn, Ghetsis revealed his true colors. They fought valiantly against Ghetsis, and in the end, they beat him and I went my separate ways. You would think that was the end of it… but I thought wrong."
"He came back?" Blake guessed.
"Indeed. Two years later, Team Plasma reemerged in Unova. By this time, I dedicated my life to bonding and taking care of Pokemon. Three new Pokemon trainers emerged. Bianca was Professor Juniper's assistant, Cheren became a gym leader… and as for Hilda and Hilbert, I have no idea what happened to them. In their place were Rosa, Nate and Hugh. Together, those three tore through Team Plasma's ranks… but to make things worse, they had managed to capture Kyurem and destroyed an entire city with him. With my help, we located Ghetsis and… unfortunately, he had gone mad. He forcibly fused Zekrom and Kyurem together to make Black Kyurem. We put a stop to him… however, as we unfused the two and we battled him. He snapped. He came this close to killing all of us by forcing Kyurem to use Glaciate. Luckily, I had Zekrom stop him. Then, after we defeated him… he was arrested. That should have been the end of it."
"I'm afraid not." Ozpin mumbled.
"Just a few days ago, there were reports of a prison break out in Unova. When I arrived there to see for myself, Ghetsis wasn't there. And then about a day later, I hear about a device that was stolen from Colress in Alola. I've reason to believe he forced Colress to make a time machine."
"He used it in the Sinnoh region." Arceus explained. "Uxie, Mesprit and Azelf caught wind of this and told me about it."
"We believe that Ghetsis went back in time to ancient Hisui to try and stop the bond between Pokemon and humanity." Cynthia explained.
"Of course, this could be one of his followers… yet considering I didn't see Ghetsis in prison, I'm convinced that it might be him."
"So you want us to go to Hisui, find him and put a stop to him?" Ruby asked. "Assuming it's this Ghetsis guy?"
Arceus nodded. "Indeed."
Cynthia chuckled. "Considering Sinnoh is my stomping grounds, I'm going over there."
"I'm good friends with Cynthia, and since nothing crazy is going on in Hoenn, I decided to go as well." Steven said. "I tried locating Zinnia and asked if she could come with, but I couldn't find that crazy girl."
End BGM
BGM: Magnus's Theme (Kid Icarus: Uprising)
"Well… might as well check this place out. Gives us something to do." Summer chuckled.
"Exploring Sinnoh's past… oh, that sounds exciting!" Ruby smiled. "I'll be right back!" She quickly used her semblance to head up the stairs to her room.
N blinked. "...Did she just… turn into a vertical tornado?"
"Better get used to it, it's kind of our thing." Blake said, hearing her parents and Weiss chuckle.
N sweatdropped. What world did these two bring me to?
Ruby came back downstairs, looking entirely different. Her cloak had her emblem imprinted on it, with her emblem being white and her cloak also had some white trim to it. Her combat skirt remained the same, however there were bike shorts underneath. She also had thigh high steel-toed boots, corset and a waist belt, and she also had stockings and gloves with a diamond pattern at the end of it.
"That definitely fits the bun." Coco chuckled.
"Geez, sis, that was kinda fast." Oran said as he was also sporting a new look as he was wearing black combat boots, with dark green shoe laces and light green socks. He wears brown shorts that can be converted to jeans, with a brown belt which has a belt buckle with his symbol on it. His symbol consisting of several jungle vines growing around a regular mushroom, like the ones growing on his shell. His shirt is dark green, with the image of a 1-Up mushroom at the front of it. He wears red, white, black and yellow armbands on his arms. He has dark green fingerless gloves. On his belt are holders on which he can put his bow, while he wears a quiver on his back to keep the arrows in. There are some pouches on his belt in which he keeps snacks and dust, he now has a small backpack with him, replacing his satchel. There was also a brown jacket inside his backpack as well, just in case if the weather calls for it.
"Well, you know me, I live on the fast lane." Ruby said.
"If you call that the fast lane, then what would you call Sonic's lane?" Byleth teased, causing Ruby to sweatdrop, slumping a bit.
"Aaah, sis… you had to ruin the moment…" Ruby sighed, causing Byleth to giggle.
"If it's all the same to you, I think Anya and I will stay here and house sit." Loid said.
"You sure? We could have my folks stay and-"
"Nonsense, my boy!" Zhang said. "I feel fit as a fiddle! We must go to Hisui and correct this hooligan because he spells disaster for us all!"
Luce giggled. "Indeed."
Tai blinked before chuckling. "Someone's in a good mood." He said.
"We'll stay behind too." Yatsuhashi said.
"Really?" Coco asked.
"Yes. We could go, but we don't have Pokemon compared to you and Vel. We'll stay here." Fox said.
"I mean, you could catch some back in the past but… oookay, if you two insist." Coco nodded as she turned to Velvet. "You ready, Bun Bun?"
"Yeah!" Velvet nodded.
"Hmm… you think we can handle Hisui and it's dangerous environment?" Ruby wondered.
"Ruby, you're asking the wrong question." Victor said. "The real question you should be asking is if Hisui can handle Gloria."
"Hey!" Gloria said, while Marnie failed to hold in her laughter.
Ruby snickered. "Good point."
Arceus teleported out of the room as everyone walked out of the house, and right on cue, Dialga and Palkia appeared. With a nod from Arceus, the two of them unleashed Spacial Rend and Roar of Time, creating a portal in front of them.
"This, right here, is a space time portal. Since we are in Remnant, it will take a bit longer to get you to Hisui." Arceus explained.
"Sounds good." Weiss nodded.
"I would advise that your monsters stay here. I've a feeling they will strike fear into the hearts of men to the point where they refuse to even acknowledge Pokemon." Arceus said.
"Probably a good idea." Pyrrha nodded.
"However, I must warn you. Going into a space time portal is not for the faint of heart. You may experience things that will make an ordinary person go completely insane." Arceus warned.
"Come on, we've experienced tons of things that would make anyone lose their mind. How bad can this one be?" Qrow chuckled.
"We can handle it." Raven nodded.
"Very well… but don't say I didn't warn you." He said.
Ozpin looked to Mavis. "You ready?"
Mavis grinned. "I'm ready~!" She said.
"Let's go!" Ruby said as they all went into the portal, where it closed as everyone went in.
End BGM
"Have fun." Loid said.
Arceus looked behind him. "I'm sorry, little one… but I'm afraid you will have to get off now."
"Aww…" Anya climbed down.
Arceus chuckled, gently patting her on the head. "Don't worry. When their quest is over, I'll give you a proper ride."
Anya's eyes sparkled happily. "Okay!"
Meanwhile, in the space time dimension…
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Everyone cried as they fell through the dimension before they all met together and were surrounded in a blue and pink void.
"Ooookay, this is kinda freaky." Blake said.
"How is it that I've come to a point in my life that I'd consider this normal?" Weiss wondered.
"...Wait, hold on a moment." Yang said. "Willow's here. Whitley's here… where's Winter?"
"She had to stay in Atlas. Apparently Esdeath is on the warpath and she's furious." Whitley said.
"...Why does that fill me with dread?" Ruby wondered.
"Believe me, Winter told us that she's never seen Esdeath so mad that it's actually unnerving her, but she's trying to calm her down." Weiss said.
"Wait, hold on a second… do you guys hear that?" Summer asked. "It almost sounds like…"
"Hello there!"
"General Kenobi! You are a bold one… hahahaha… kill him."
"Huh? Where did that come from?" Coco wondered.
"Simba, let me tell you something that my father told me. Look at the stars. The great kings look down at us from those stars."
"Really?"
"Yes, so whenever you feel alone, just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you… and so will I."
"...Uh… is it me or am I hearing voices?" Nora asked.
"Nope, we're hearing it too." Pyrrha said.
"Oh gooood, we can all go crazy together!"
"You ever wonder how I got these scars?"
"What country you from?"
"What?"
"What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What"?"
"What…?"
"ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
"Whoa!" Summer immediately covered Oran's ears as Weiss did the same with Manaphy.
"Yes!"
"Then you know what I'm saying!"
"Yes!"
"Describe what Marcellus Wallace LOOKS LIKE."
"What…?"
"Say "what" again! SAY "WHAT" AGAIN, I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker, say "what" one more god damn time!"
"He-he's black…"
"Go on!"
"He's bald…"
"Does he look like a bitch?"
"...What?"
BANG!
"AUUUUGH!"
"DOES HE LOOK! LIKE! A BITCH!"
Qrow chuckled. "I like this guy's way of thinking."
"Mhm." Raven agreed.
"Seriously, what the fock is going on here?!" Gloria wondered.
"YOOOOU! SHALL NOT! PAAAAAASS!"
"You're a wizard, Harry."
"...I'm a what?"
"Ah, don't you like going through the sweet sound of pop culture?"
"Wah!" Ruby yelped as they turned to see a man in a red suit looking through a crossword puzzle. "Who are you?! Where'd you come from?!"
"Heya folks, name's Deadpool! Nice to meet all of ya!" He greeted. "Thought I'd drop into this dimension."
"How did you…?" Ren wondered.
"EXPECTO… PATRONUUUUUUM!"
"Ah, Cable wanted to take me somewhere in a timeline so we jumped in. Wouldn't ya know it, we got separated so here I am, accompanying you guys!" Deadpool said. "He goes through this all the time, he calls it the… oh, what do you call it… the "Pop Culture Migraine Tunnel" or something. It's a hell of a long tunnel. He mentioned he almost snapped by the time he reached his destination. Had to kill a few assholes just to calm himself down."
"Aaaah, Perry the Platypus! Your timing is uncanny… and by uncanny, I mean COMPLETELY CANNY!"
"Hey Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!"
"He does this all the time?" Weiss asked.
"Yup! Might make yourselves comfortable, we're gonna be here for a while." Deadpool said as he looked through his crossword puzzle.
"Can you fly this plane and land it?"
"Surely, you can't be serious?"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
"Seven letter word for Dark Ruby, hmm…" Deadpool mused.
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
"Mistake?" Ruby suggested.
"M-I-S-T-A-K-E… hey, it fits!" Deadpool chuckled.
"Harry Potter… the boy who lived… come to die… AAAAAVADUH KEDAVRUH!"
"Three letter word for a certain someone getting into a big movie franchise? …Starts with an M…" Deadpool rubbed his head.
"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions suffer every year!"
"...We could've had that guy be there when we were in Delfino." Blake said.
"M… M… MTV…?" Deadpool tilted his head.
"UUUUUNLIMITED… POOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!"
"M… M… come ooooon…"
"Well well, how the turn tables."
"M… AHA!" Deadpool scribbled it in. "MCU! Pardon me for a sec." He put his head through a portal.
"YOU! ARE! A! TOOOOOY! You are not the real Buzz Lightyear, you're… you're an action figure! You're a child's play thing!"
"...You are a sad strange little man. And you have my pity. Farewell!"
"HEY DEATH BATTLE DEADPOOL! I'VE MADE IT TO THE MCU AND I'M BRINGING WOLVERINE WITH ME! SUCK MY COCK, ASSHOLE!" Deadpool closed the portal. "Heheheh, I love that guy."
"Where are you right now!"
"I'm at soup!"
"What do you mean you're AT soup?!"
"I mean I'm AT soup!"
"WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!"
"I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!"
"WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!"
"FUCK YOU!"
"...No no, he has a point. Why would you buy clothes at a place like that?" Cynthia pointed out.
"Got me." Steven shrugged.
"I can see why Arceus was saying this isn't for the faint of heart." N mumbled.
"Goodness gracious, how long does this go?" Marnie wondered.
"I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye."
"Ah, I was wondering when we'd hear the Marvel ones." Deadpool said.
"GET OUT! That was the dumbest idea you've ever had and you've had some DOOZIES!"
"Blood pressure!"
"Wait… was that Cave…?" Blake wondered.
"I just… couldn't see it. He was a… A THIEF! A criminal! He stole my suit! He's a menace to the entire city! I want that wall crawling arachnid prosecuted! I want him strung up by his web! I WANT SPIDER-MAAAAAAAAAAN!"
"Yeah, definitely sounds like him." Rosalina mused.
"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father…"
"He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him!"
"No… I am your father."
"No… no… that's not true! That's impossible!"
"Search your feelings, you know it to be true!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOO."
"Oooh, spoiler alert!" Deadpool chuckled. "Hope y'all watched Star Wars."
"HEY! If you're gonna fuck me in front of everyone, at least buy me dinner first!"
"What kind of dinner are you suggesting, lady? Name your price!" Deadpool said.
"This is the way."
"See? MANDO GETS IT!"
Ruby sweatdropped. "Uh-huh…"
"All worlds begin in darkness, and all so end. The heart is no different. Darkness sprouts within it, it grows… consumes it, such is its nature! In the end, every heart returns to the darkness whence it came! You see… darkness is the heart's TRUE essence…"
"...Heh?" Yang tilted her head.
"So you have come this far and still you understand NOTHING. Every light must fade, every heart RETURN TO DARKNESS!"
"Ah boy, here we go…" Deadpool mumbled.
"KINGDOM HEEEEEEAAAAARTS! FILL ME… WITH THE POWER OF DARKNESS!"
"Kingdom Hearts everybody. Where everyone is either a hammy psychopath or they're doing it wrong! No in-between!" Deadpool said.
"...What?" Marnie asked.
"Your eyes are like two of grandma Mario's specialty meatballs!"
"...Oh Mario… what is the matter with you? You cannot tell your future wife that she looks like meatballs!"
"Aw, Luigi, I don't know if I can do that romantic stuff! I can't talk that way-"
"Alright, alright, alright. Calm down. Don't worry."
"Wait, Mario and Luigi?" Nora wondered. "Nah, it didn't sound like them…"
"Probably two cosplayers." Pyrrha said. "...Or actors, I dunno."
"Hahahaha! Oh, that takes me back…" Deadpool chuckled.
"He's saying you can shove it."
"What, I can "shove it"?! Okay, no, that's it! We're switching roles. You're good cop, I'm bad cop!"
Deadpool chuckled. "That there Pikachu sounds like a handsome devil."
"...A talking Pikachu. Wot?" Gloria wondered.
"I've heard of a talking Meowth, but not a talking Pikachu." Victor said.
"Talking Pokemon exist, there is that Pikachu, most legendary Pokémon, an infamous meowth, N if some theories are to be believed, some psychic types…"
N looked at Deadpool in surprise. "Wait, what did you say?"
"Psychic types?"
"No, the other one."
"A certain infamous Meowth?"
N groaned. "Oh, forget it…"
"Wait! That wasn't the deal!"
"Oh. You poor naive creature. It's not your fault! A more advanced intellect would've seen this move coming a mile away…. Or one point six kilometers."
"But I trusted you! You were my friend!"
"Hahahahahaha! Hehehehehe! HA HA HA HA HA! I'm sorry, that just hit me funny. Let this be my final lesson to you, you dimwitted celestial skin tag. Friends are open, honest and vulnerable to each other. Which means X squared times the hypotenuse of Y squared divided by the absolute value of friendship equals… DOOKEY!"
"Ugh… math? Come on…" Ruby groaned.
"Math isn't all that bad…" Ozpin said.
"Hmph! Back in my day, all you ever needed to learn was addition and subtraction. Math went downhill when they started including multiplication and division! Do NOT get me started on fractions!" Zhang grumbled.
"Ow ow ow ow! Are you KIDDING ME with that handshake!"
"Relatable. You try ever shaking hands with Colossus? It ain't pretty. Guy does gentler handshakes, my ass…" Deadpool mumbled.
"RANDAAAALL! WIFEY'S HOME!"
"Sounds like a very angry wife…" Willow mused.
"GAAAAH! HOW MUCH FURTHER?!" Weiss yelled.
"I was about to ask the same thing…" Summer mumbled.
"May the odds be ever in your favor!"
"I volunteer! I VOLUNTEER! I volunteer as tribute!"
"Wait a moment…" Ruby looked at Zhang. "Grandpa, what about algeb-" Luce covered her mouth.
"Sweetie, don't ask. We don't need to get him ranting about it for the next three hours…"
"Oh… that bad?"
"Yes."
"Did I hear "algebra"?" Zhang growled.
"No no no, you heard… algae! Like you see in the ocean!" Luce lied.
"That's what I thought."
"Titans GO!"
"BOOYAH!"
"Please tell me that's the OG Titans and not what I think it is!" Deadpool said as he looked into a random portal. "Okay, good, it's the OG. Those quotes survive… for now!"
"It feels like we've been in here for centuries…" Bereto said.
"Yeah… tell me about it." Byleth sighed.
"Oh, it's like that? Fine, we're not friends! LATER HATER!"
Ruby groaned. "It feels like we've been-"
"I have been falling! FOR THIRTY MINUTES!"
"THAT." Ruby grumbled.
Deadpool looked through his crossword puzzle. "Let's see here… the answer to this puzzle is a tricky one… aaaagh, what is it!"
"May I have the honor of killing you?"
"Was that… Yor?" Ruby asked.
"Sounded like it." Coco nodded.
"Geez… it makes me wonder how long this goes…" Tai wondered.
Immediately, a portal appeared underneath them. "Oh hey, that looks like your stop!" Deadpool said. "Have fun!" He waved as everyone fell through.
Meanwhile…
"Row?" A Rowlet spotted a portal opening up. "Row! Row!"
"Cynda?" A Cyndaquil wondered.
"Osha! Oshawott!" The three of them ran off.
"Hey! Where are you three going? Wait for me!"
THUD!
Everyone was on top of one another, letting out groans as stars circled around their heads. "Uuuugh… I think we're here…" Yang groaned.
"Give me a minute… I… I need this headache to stop…" Summer moaned.
A professor approached the pile as an Oshawott, Cyndaquil and Rowlet all surrounded the group. "Goodness! What happened here?"
"Uuuugh… give us a second, lad… my head's poundin'..." Gloria groaned.
The professor chuckled. "Hang on a second, let me help you out."
Immediately a portal opened up. "Hey guys!" Deadpool called out. "I just finished this crossword puzzle! Apparently, the solution is: "To be continued in JINXY and the Forgotten Land". It's a weird solution to this crossword puzzle, but what can ya do!"
A hand grabbed Deadpool by the throat. "Ack!"
"WADE, GET OVER HERE!"
"Cable! At least buy me dinner-" He was yanked away, the portal closing. "FIIIIIIIIIIIRST!"
Ibuki: Ah! There goes Ibuki's chance to interact with Deadpool! Oh well, there's always some other time.
So, believe it or not, Yoshi came up with that wild idea of them listening to pop culture quotes galore while going through that tunnel, and then suggested Deadpool accompany them. I was like "That's ridiculous. Let's do it!" Also a shout out to Log for coming up with Deadpool announcing JINXY and the Forgotten Land!
