One day in Los Angoles there was a big parade with lots of confetti and limousines because Uncle Phoenix had just won the trial of the century!

"Haha, thank you!" he said from atop a parade float, waving a scepter. John Phoenix felt emotions seeing this. Not bad emotions like envy, but good emotions like the emotion of knowing he is better than his Uncle Phoenix and that it's not fair that he gets a parade and he doesn't. John Phoenix actually had a hundred parades earlier that day but it's not fair that Uncle Phoenix got one too.

Even though John Phoenix respected his Uncle he knew he must defeat him to teach him a lesson in humility and knowing his place so he decided to win the trial of the millennium which is more than a century.

"Court is now in session" said the judge.

"Objection I win," said John Phoenix. He handed the judge a note that said he won.

"Good work John Phoenix, you win again!"

Everyone cheered because this was truly the trial of the millennium because he won it so much better than anyone else ever did. THE END!