The Homelander is the number 1 superhero in America. He is the leader of his own team, The Seven, which lives in New York. Homelander is much like Superman, having all the same powers and knowing how to use them. The truth about Homelander unfortunately is that he is not what he seems: he is not an alien that landed on Earth as a baby, like Superman - instead, he is a genetically engineered being created by the pharmaceutical company Vought America, a company that exploits modern society's worship of Superheroes by creating their own Superheroes that end up becoming decadent celebrities obsessed with fame rather than actual heroes. Homelander in particular is a morally bankrupt sociopath who is more than willing to outright murder anyone who tampers with his or Vought's own interest - he is equal parts man-made monster and corporate asset that takes the form of a handsome blonde hero in a cape.

"Everyone is doubting us now," Captain America says, as he stares up at the large building in the middle of the city."It's all because of that bastard Homelander. It's as if he's determined to prove there is no good in this world," Cap complains.

"We cannot allow this to happen," Iron Man adds, as he tries to calm Captain America down."We must do what it takes to win this fight."

"We WILL win this fight," Thor adds, as he holds his helmet with both hands. "Thor, you're a god, do you really need to wear that silly helmet?" Hawkeye glares at Thor."Homelander will crush that thing like a tin can."

"Watch it!" Thor shouts, as he smashes his fists together.

"And I," Hawkeye replies, as he looks at Thor. "Will end this."

"You two don't stand a chance." The Avengers looked behind them to see Wilian Butcher. William crossed his arms."This is a fool's errand, mates; you can't just take on Homlander head-on and survive. He'll kill you all, and the worst part will be how slow your deaths will be, and how much he will enjoy killing you. I know because this is what he did to my wife. I want to help you kill him, we gotta approach this situation with some brains, or you're all boned, mates."

"We don't need you," Iron Man replies. "Our goal here is to save this city, and for that, we need the Avengers."

"I can help you with that," William replies. "Because I know exactly how to kill Homelander." "Sure you do," Iron Man mocked, "If you really did, you'd be up there killing Homelander already. So, enlighten us on your oh-so brilliant plan, Willy, assuming you have one."

"I do," William replied, as he gestured towards the Avengers. "And here's my plan: get those God-forsaken superheroes out of the way, so I can kill that villain. Simple." "All by yourself?" Thor glares quizzically,"What could a mear mortal such as yourself do that I, the god of thunder, could not?"

"What I am doing right now," William replies, "Is impossible. Which is why I can't kill him. But with you out of the way, it will be easy."

"You think you're good enough to kill me?" Thor asks, as he looks at William. "Why do you hate superheroes, Butcher?" Cap asked genuinely.

"I'm not gonna tell you, mate," William replied. "What I will tell you is: you need to let that piece of crap go, before you end up all dead."

"What are you talking about?" Hawkeye asks, as he turns towards William. "What is he talking about?"

"My wife," William replied, "She was driven to suicide by that psycho Homelander. He killed her and he couldn't even enjoy it."

"What?" Captain America said, as he stared at William. "This is all your fault!" "It's THEIR fault!" Butcher shouted pointing at Vought Tower."All they care about is profit: as long as the bloody cash is flowing, they don't care who their heroes hurt!"

"Quiet!" Iron Man shouted, as he looked at William. "You chose your side, now choose to remain on that side or betray it."

"I choose to join you," William replied, "Or I will betray you."

"Glad to have you on board." "Back to the subject," Captian America reminded,"Homelander, what do we do about him?"

"We need information," Iron Man replied,"We need to know where he's hiding. If William can get him to talk, then maybe we can figure out a way for us to kill him."

"If you think you can trust that idiot," Hawkeye said, "You clearly haven't been paying attention." "Who're you callin' an idiot!?" Butcher glares at Haweye."At least I didn't bring a bloody boy and arrow to a sodding gunfight!"

"Shut up," Hawkeye replies, "And let's get inside."

"Can he be trusted?" Cap asked, as he stared at William.

"He's got a reason to hate Homelander," Iron Man answered, "And he's here to help us." "That's what Homelander tells the public," Hawkeye said,"We know less about Butcher than we do Homelander. Gimme. one reason we can trust this lunatic."

"Because he said so," Cap replied,"And because we need him. He can prove useful, and he doesn't strike me as a liar."

"Alright, alright," Hawkeye replied, "But if he betrays us, he better hope we don't kill him." "We don't need to kill Homelander per se, as much as I bloody want to," William said."What we need is to dig up some dirt on him and show it to the people. We need to prove how much of a rotten rat bastard he truly is."

"And how do we do that?" Cap asked. "By bringing him into the media spotlight," William said,"If we expose him to the eyes of the masses, then people will believe us."

"And how do we get him in front of a camera?" Thor asked. "We bring the camera ourselves, mate," William explained, "There are rumors of one of the heroes having some secret footage of Homelander refusing to save people on a falling plane. Apparently, he didn't even save the children."

"Great," Thor said, "Lets go."

"We'll need a plan," William reminded,"He's probably being careful, and he probably has some security. He won't be caught off guard."

"Well, that's easy." Hawkeye said,"We'll sneak in using some stealth techniques."

"And how are you going to do that?" Cap asked. "I'm good at sneaking," Hawkeye replied,"Just watch me."

"Alright," William said, "Hawkeye, and Cap will your sneaky on and infiltrate the tower. You guys are already superheroes, so there's no reason they won't let you in. Then you need to find the bugger who's got the footage, and convince 'em to let you have it. Here are some tiny camera's you can plant all over the place while you're in there. When you're done, me 'an the Boys will be down in the sewers below the tower to take the footage, and you just walk out of the tower with none the wiser."

"And what if they don't give us the footage?" Hawkeye asked.

"Then we steal it," William replied,"We're professionals. We're practically superheroes. We'll get the bloody thing."

"Sounds like a plan," Hawkeye said, "So lets go." The Avengers held a bogus meeting with Homelander and The Seven supposedly concerning Thanos, who Iron Man claimed was still alive. Anyone with a brain knew that Thanos was dead, but Homelander could not pass up the publicity of the Avengers meeting the Seven, so he invited them into the tower.

"You said there was some sort of 'crisis' with Thanos," Homelander said,"What's going on?"

"Nothing much," Cap replied,"He's probably just laying low until everything is all sorted out."

"And when will that be?" "Who knows? Thanos could be anywhere," said Cap."Whenever he returns, it will take both of us to defeat him. imagine what great publicity that'll be!"

"And in the meantime," Thor said,"What are we supposed to do? Just wait for him to come back?"

"That's it," Cap replied,"We're gonna sit around and wait for him to come back."

"Sounds great to me," Thor said, "Hey, Homelander, let's get some SICK. pictures together while we're here! the internet will go insane!"

"Sure," Homelander said,"As long as it isn't too expensive."

"No problem," Thor said,"A few quick photos, and it will be over with in no time."

"So," Cap said,"When do we start?" While this conversation was going on, Black Widow was putting her spy skills to good use, offering to take photos with everyone she walked into, and taking advantage of the moment to plant the camera's into rooms she normally would not be allowed to be in. All was going smoothly until she bumped into a member of the Seven, the mute black-clad hero, Black Noir. He stared at her with an unnerving silence.

"Hi," she said,"I'm Black Widow."

"And I'm Black Noir," he replied,"What do you want?"

"Why do you keep staring at me?" she asked,"Do I make you uncomfortable?"

"No," he sighed, "I just get lonely sometimes. You know, that whole thing with me not being able to talk is just a marketing stunt - most people still think I'm a white dude."

"No, no," she said,"It isn't like that at all."

"It's hard to explain," he replied,"When I get like this, I just kind of retreat inside myself. I know it's wrong, but I can't help it."

"I'm sorry," she replied, "Listen, Noir, how do you really feel about your leader, Homelander? What's it like working with him? Just be honest with me."

"Honestly?" he said,"Honestly, I think he's a jerk. I mean, look at him. He's just a fat guy in a fancy suit, and he doesn't do anything. He just orders people around, and takes credit for things he didn't do. "He's fat? He looks so lean and athletic on TV."

"Yeah," he replied,"And he hates being fat, so he's always working out. It's weird. "What do you mean, 'hates being fat'?"

"Well," he explained." Since nothing on Earth can cause him to expend effort or burn calories, he just gets fatter as he eats. Because of this, the company won't let him eat anymore, so no one will notice that he's out of shape. It's actually kinda funny."

"Wow," she said,"I had no idea he was that big."

"You think he's fat?" he asked,"You should see the other guys. "Other guys?"

"Yeah," he said,"The other seven."

"The other seven? None of them look fat to me. Are you really fat under that suit?"

"No," he said,"I'm just really fat. "

"Black Noir," she said, "I just asked if you're really fat, then you said no, but then you said are fat anyway."

"Yeah," he said,"Yeah, I guess I am."

"So," she said,"If you hate Homelander so much, why don't you just leave?"

"I'm afraid of what might happen," he replied,"I don't want to die. " "He would kill you just like that?"

"Yes," he replied,"He's very powerful. "

"Well," she said,"Then why don't you just run away? No one is really going to notice you missing."

"But what would I do?" he asked, "How do you flee from a man who can see through walls and hear things from miles away? I'd never be safe, at least I'd be safer than those poor people on the plane."

"So why don't you just talk to him?" she asked,"Tell him how you feel? Apologize? Maybe he'll forgive you. "Maybe?"

"I don't know," he said,"It's scary. "

"Well," she said." My teammate is the Hulk, it doesn't get much scarier than that."

"So you're saying he might actually listen to you?"

"Probably not," she said,"But he might listen."

"Okay," he said,"Let's do it."

"Why are you here?" Homelander asked,"What do you want?" "Oh, er, we, uh, wanted to talk to you about Thanos, remember?" Black Widow reminded nervously.

"Yes," he said,"So?"

"Well," she said,"I noticed you seem really worried about him. I was just wondering if, well, maybe we're a little bit worried about him, too. "

"Really?" Homelander said,"So what do you want?"

"Well," she said,"I was wondering if we could work together and come up with a plan to stop him."

"Why?"

"Because he's hurting a lot of people," she replied,"He's killing people, and we just want him to stop." "What kind of idiot do you take me for?" Homelander asked, grabbing Black Widow by her throat."We both know Thanos is dead, kinda like you're about to be, if you don't tell me the truth. Hurry now, your toothpick of a neck might snap between by godlike fingers."

"I don't know what you're talking about," she said,"I swear.

"You little liar," he roared,"You and your pathetic boyfriend are after my money!"

"No," she said,"We just want to help. "

"Help? I don't need anyone's help! I don't need you and your little team up to make me popular, I already AM popular! I'm the Homelander! I'M the real hero, NOT YOU!"

"But that's wrong," she said,"It's wrong that you're doing all this by yourself."

"Like your pathetic boyfriend," he sneered,"I know he helps you guys, but he's not a real hero."

"He is," she said, "More of a hero than you'll ever be. And if I were you, I sure as hell wouldn't murder a member of the Avangers. Methinks that'll effect your approval ratings, not to mention Vought will be very mad at you."

"Vought? Ha! You think that's important? That isn't why I'm doing this! I'm doing this for the WORLD! For ME! Isn't that enough?"

"Is it?" she asked,"Because I don't see you helping people."

"Why should I help people?" he asked, "Normal people don't matter. Superheroes are gods, WE are the only ones who matter, not mortals like you..." he let's go, and Black Widow falls to the floor, coughing.

"...and you."

"You're insane," she said,"You are insane. "

"Perhaps," he said,"But I don't care. "

"Who cares?" she repeated, "Honestly you can kill me now if you like - I've been live streaming this entire conversation! Thank you for your cooperation..." Black Widow smiles caustically.

"You little..."

"I can't wait," she finished,"for Captain America to put you and THAT loser friend of yours out of your misery."

"I'm sorry," she said,"I was wrong. I was so hoping there was still some good in you, Homelander, but I guess we go with plan A: Thor, give'em hell!"

"Ha!" he screamed,"YOU and your puny friend are next! And you're lucky I have such good friends, unlike you, not one of them is dumb enough to attack me!"

"I hope not," she said,"Because they're not that stupid." Black Noir truly was not that stupid. Instead, he let Thor attack Homelander, and chose not to be invlolved.

"No!" Thor roared,"That isn't going to happen! You pathetic weakling! You'll never hurt ANYONE again!"

"No!" cried Thor,"I'll kill you! I'll kill you! "

"No!" roared Homelander, "I'm the Homelader! I can do whatever I want!" Homelander said as punched Thor through several concrete walls. Thor didn't seem to care, however, and kept fighting.

"You're not strong enough!" Thor cried,"You'll never be strong enough! "

"You think you're so special," said Homelander, "With you stupid magic hammer! How's THIS for a weapon!?" Homelander used his laser vision to shoot Thor's hammer, superheating to the point where Thor yelled in pain and let go of his hammer, leaving him open for another tackle by Homelander.

"You are INNOCENT!" Thor cried,"Please don't hurt me!"

"Why should I?" asked Homelander,"You hurt my friends, you hurt my frends, and YOU hurt ME! Why should I NOT hurt you? " Thor smirked."Cause that will make Hulk even angrier..." Thor said, a sly smile forming on his face.

"I don't care," said Homelander,"He'll get over it. "

"No," said Thor,"You're right, he won't. "

"Just give me the ax." "No, you can have the little one..." Thor joked, using his mind to send his hammer into Homelander's face. The laser blast was so quick that Thor didn't even know it was coming.

"Go on," said Thor,"He can't hurt you with it. "

"Thor," said Hulk,"Would you mind killing him for me?"

"Sorry." Thor apologized."That was the best I can do. I trust you to hold him off, Hulk."

"I can do that," said Hulk,"Thanks. "

"No problem," said Thor,"Where do you want me? "

"Anywhere," said Hulk,"Just as long as you're here. "

"No problem." Thor summons his hammer back to his hand. Both Hulk and Thor flanked Homelander.

"Don't you ever touch my friends again!" Hulk yelled,"I don't wanna hurt you, but you better think VERY hard about trying it again! "

"HULK!" Thor yelled,"What are you DOING!?" "HULK SMASH!" Hulk clapped his hands so hard, it sent a shockwave through the building causing it to blackout. The sound brought agony to Homelander's supersensitive ears.

"AHHHHHH!" He cried out,"My ears! "

"Welp," said Thor,"Guess your hearing's outta whack. "

"I can hear you just fine!" cried Homelander,"I can hear everything! " "Can you hear your fans?" Black Widow asked."They're watching all of this through my phone. They're watching their hero lose his mind and attack the Avengers. I guess William was right, we never had to kill you, just kill your reputation."

"I hate you!" he screamed,"I hate you, I hate you, I hate you! "

"Do you know how that makes me feel?" Black Widow asked,"To know that you can't stand the thought of me living, or your friends living, or ANYONE LIVING! " How sad, Homelander. It appears you can't contain yourself even when losing control over one person." Thor taunted.

"They will ALL pay for this!" he screamed,"Not just you! " "

"Like your fans?" Thor asked,"They'll cheer you on, I'm sure. "

"No!" he screamed." YOU RUINED MY LIFE, I'LL KILL YOU ALLLLL!" Homelander flew into Thor. they both burst from the roof of the tower. Homelander flung Thor into the stratosphere. Thor's cape ripped, and his costume tore. His muscles burned, he screamed in agony.

"What are you doing!?" cried Thor,"You can't kill me! "

"I said I'd kill you," said Homelander,"I'm gonna kill you!" "Bringing the God of Thunder into the clouds? How foolish!" Thor summoned all the power of the sky, and zapped Homselander with a torrent of lightning.

"AHHHHHH!" screamed Homelander,"You BASTARDS! " "I AM THOR! " Thor roared,"Stop this, please!" "You wish," said Homelander,"You're all going down! " Homelander was forced into a frenzy. It was like the lightning no longer effected him. He punched Thor so hard, his fist went through Thor's body. Thor winced, but didn't seem phased by the pain.

"Now, Hulk!" Hulk grabbed Thor, and tossed him so hard, Thor was thrown into a nearby building. Hulk and Homelander brawled in the streets, destroying cars and setting buildings on fire. "Was all this part of your brilliant plan, Avengers!? Tear the city the apart!? I'll make you pay, you'll pay for messing with me!" Homelander and Hulk threw hands, their blows causing shockwaves to shatter every window within the block. A wounded Thor struggled to get up, but fell on his face.

"I swear, Thor," said Black Widow,"Your stupidity is unbelievable! "

"I didn't start it!" Thor yelled,"You did! "

"No, you did." "Well, it matters not who started it, for Hulk will finish it, and by it, and mean the Homelander." Hulk grabbed Thor and tossed him straight up. Hulk landed on top of Thor, crushing him into the ground.

"No!" cried Thor,"Don't do this! "

"Shut up," said Hulk,"Or I'll kill you myself. " "Hulk, you moron!" Thor complained,"you're supposed to smash Homelander, not me!" "What do you care? You're already dead!" Hulk was so enraged, he couldn't even think straight. He roared, and smashed Thor so hard, he cracked his skull.

"No!" Thor screamed,"Nooo! "

"Oh, please." Homelander clapped his hands."This is exactly why you're no different than me. you let a freaking monster be part of your team, but you're surprised whenever he turns on one of you." Hulk snapped,"Enough!" He slammed his fists together, and sent the shockwaves through the streets. The buildings and cars stopped moving. "WHY AM I HERE!?" Hulk screamed,"WHY ARE THEY ALLOWED TO LIVE!?" In all the commotion, Black Widow and William Butcher fled the building. They decided that the only Safeway to leave was by boat. Suddenly Black Noir appeared behind them. Turned out that HE was the one who had the airplane footage all along!

"Don't move!" shouted Black Noir,"Or you'll be joining your friend on the roof!" "Whoa!" said Black Widow,"You're the one who did this!?" "Yes!" said Black Noir,"And now it's your turn to watch! " "I don't understand," Cap said."I thought that's Homelander in the footage." "That's what I thought at first," said Hawkeye,"But now I'm not so sure." "Why?" asked Cap."Because," said Hawkeye,"This footage was taken by a drone, and the drone was actually recording footage of the Avenger's HQ." "You mean." "I think this footage was faked...by Nick Fury!" "WHAT!?" Cap was stunned. "He's our former director of operations," said Hawkeye,"He was specifically tasked with finding and stopping the Hulk. " "He's just trying to save face," said Cap, "I think Fury's real plan was to get us to fight Homelander." "I thought so too," said Hawkeye,"But for Fury to fake the attack, that would have taken him days, and that drone was probably being controlled from Fury's own computer. " "So," said Cap, "Are you telling me that Homelander is freaking innocent!?" "I think so," said Hawkeye,"I mean, what did he do wrong!?" "He tried to save us," said Cap,"The problem is that no matter what he did, we were always going to hate him." "But," said Hawkeye, "Even if the footage is fake, I think Homelander is far from innocent. The guy's clearly nuts." "So," said Cap,"What do we do?" "Well," said Hawkeye,"It looks like we're stuck in the middle. " "This is all your fault, Hawkeye!" Cap yelled,"You knew all this before, and you didn't say anything!" "But..." "No buts! We have to stop Homelander and Hulk from destroying the city! Otherwise, civilians will be killed!" "But..." "No buts! Either fight, or shut up!" "Cap," said Black Widow,"You're acting like a child! " "So," said Hawkeye,"Should we fight or not?" " Screw it," Hawkeye said, pulling out his bow."Let's fight." Cap and Hawkeye then jumped back into the battle. "Now, Hulk!" Hulk roared,"You have no one to blame but yourself! " "And you," Hulk said,"If you weren't such a coward, none of this would've happened!" "What the hell!?" Iron man said."Who's Hulk talking to!?" "Just Hulk," Hawkeye said,"They were friends once, but now they're just mad." "And now," said Hulk,"You're about to feel my anger! " "You wish," said Captain America, summoning Thor's hammer, bashing Hulk's jaw.

"Woah!" Hulk shouted,"Wait, what!?" "You like that!?" Cap asked,"Well, you're gonna love this!" Captain America then blasted Hulk with his shield, sending him flying several blocks. "You guys," Black Widow yelled, "What about Homelan-Ah!" she was lasered in the leg by Homelander from behind. "Aw, come on!" Hawkeye yelled,"At least wait until we finish fighting!" "No!" said Black Widow,"We can't let them hurt anyone else!" "Well," said Hawkeye,"Either way, you're getting shot in the leg." "You're right." Iron Man landed before Homelander with a thud."You hurt Black Widow again, and I'm gonna lose it." "Aw, come on," said Hawkeye,"It's only a flesh wound!" "Whatever," said Iron Man,"I'm gonna break your puny arms, Hulk!" "Ok," said Hulk,"let's do it! " Using a remote control in his brain, Iron Man summoned another power suit to fight both Homelander and Hulk at the same time. "You think you can beat me, you puny human?" Iron Man taunted."I won't!" Hulk yelled,"I'll make you regret ever being Iron Man!" Iron Man smirked."You say that now, but soon I'll prove that you're wrong!" Iron Man blasted Hulk with powerful missiles. "Yeah!" The other Iron man pursued Homelander threw the sky. "Nice!" Hulk exclaimed,"Now, let's pound some sense into those weaklings!" Hulk and Iron Man then charged at each other. "Hulk," Hawkeye yelled,"Did you forget to punch him?" "Yeah," Hulk said, before Iron man tasered Hulk in the neck, forcing Hulk to transform back into Bruce Banner. Banner looked confused. "What happened?" "I t-told you," Hulk said,"I d-didn't want to transform!" "What?" Hawkeye asked,"Why didn't you punch Iron Man!?" "I..." Hulk just stood there. Homelander and Iron man engaged in intense aerial combat. "Come on, Hulk!" Hawkeye yelled,"This is your chance!" "What? " Hulk said,"I c-can't." "Why not?" Hawkeye asked."I-I don't know." "Geez," Hawkeye said, "Homelander is our enemy! Iron Man can't take Homelander on his own." "Then..." "We can!" Hawkeye quickly transformed back into Hawkeye, grabbed a arrow, and jumped out to Hawkeye-arrow flight. "Hawkeye!" Hawkeye yelled,"You'd better come quick!" "I'm coming!" The other Hawkeye was a woman named Bishop. Both Hawkeye and Hawkeye fired explosive arrows at Homelander and Hulk pounced on Homelander. Hulk punched him so hard, that it looked like he crashed onto street. "You fool!" Hulk yelled,"You could've killed us both!" "I-I wasn't thinking!" Hulk and Hawkeye quickly flew away from the wreckage. "Well," Hulk said, "Guess I'll smash you now, Homelander. Any last words, you fake hero?" "Yeah," said Homelander,"I hate you." "You should have thought of that before you destroyed the city!" Hulk said, and smashed Homelander with all his strength.

"You ok?" Hawkeye asked. "I..." Hulk just lay there. Hulk fainted. Hawkeye then carried him to safety. "What the hell?" Iron Man asked,"I thought I had him!" "Actually," said Hawkeye,"He's still unconscious. " "Well," Hawkeye said,"We'll take care of him. " While everyone was distracted, Black Noir used The Deep's phone to post the plane footage on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. He did this so Homelander would think that The Deep blackmailed Homelander instead of Black Noir. "You think you're so cool, don't you," Black Noir said,"So, you think you can beat me?" "I know I can!" Homelander said."I'll show you, boss!" "Boss?" Black Noir said,"You're not my real boss!" "But." "I loved you..." Homelander broke into tears,"...like a brother..." he said...then he ripped Noir's guts out. "Hey!" Black Noir yelled,"I'll show him!" "Wait!" Black Noir said,"I..." he then started laughing. "What?" Black Noir asked,"What are you laughing about?" "Nothing," Black Noir said, "It just occurred to me that we're the same person is all. Which means, we're both dying." "What? " Black Noir said,"I was wondering if maybe," he started coughing,"...maybe we should switch bodies." "Now you're freaking me out," Black Noir said,"And stop laughing!" "Sorry," Black Noir said, "I think it's best we go out like this. At least we can die like real heroes, right, buddy?" "Yeah," Homelander said,"Maybe..." "Hey," Black Noir said,"You're welcome." Black Noir and Homelander then switched bodies. Black Noir and Homelander then were in each other's bodies. "This feels weird." "Yeah, but now, Homelander's dead. Guess that means we won. " "I feel kind of guilty," Black Noir said,"After all, he was a good boss. " "Yeah," said Homelander,"But now, it's my turn." "Guess so," Black Noir said." Using Homelander's body, Black noir turned Homelander in. The Deep then released him. Black Noir then shot Homelander in the head. "No!" Black Noir said,"I didn't mean to!" "Yeah," Homelander said,"But I deserved it. " Homelander finally died for good. "It's finally over," Black Noir said,"And now, I die..." "No," said Black Noir,"No!" Black Noir shot Homelander in the head again. "I didn't mean to," Black Noir said, and with the founding members of the Seven dead, Vought scrambled to bribe every news source to clear their name, while searching for another asset to replace Homelander.

"I guess I was in shock." "You probably should've thought something like that would happen." "I just thought I couldn't turn into Hulk anymore." "What can I say?" "I'm glad you're okay." "Thanks." "And um..." "What is it?" "I was just thinking...what's stopping us from losing our way like the Seven did?" "Like what?" "Like," Hulk said,"Getting caught up in our identities as heroes." "I dunno." "I was thinking..." "Yeah?" "Maybe we shouldn't be heroes anymore." "Like," Hulk said, "We stop using our hero names?" "Yeah." "Or..." "Or what?" "I don't know." "You mean," Hulk said,"We become normal people?" "Yeah." "What if we became firemen?" "Then people will think we're heroes again." "I don't want that." "Maybe we can still be heroes; after all, we can't just stop doing good. What we need is a way to hold us accountable." "Hold us accountable?" "Yeah." "Like how?" "I don't know." "Maybe we should split up." "Like," Hulk said,"We become individual heroes?" "Yeah." "I don't know about that." "I don't either," Hulk said, "But that's how we started out right? Are we better together? or alone? Maybe we should just become normal people again." "Oh..." "We'll figure something out." "Right..." "So, uh..." "Yeah?" "Do you mind if I, um..." "I don't mind." "...become a fireman? And so Hulk and Cap retired to become firemen. Hulk and Cap then became firefighters. They were finally happy, and weren't heroes anymore.

"But," Hulk said,"Being a fireman isn't too exciting." "Yeah," Cap said,"But this is fun." "Yeah." As Vought was looking for new heroes to join the Seven. They found a few oddballs, like Deadpool and Venom. Deadpool was an immortal mercenary who was adept and sword-fighting; he was also a colossal smartass. He seemed marketable enough. Venom was a fusion of Eddy Brock and an alien Symbiote, they could talk to each other telepathically. Venom looked like a monstrous version of Spiderman, and so Vought forced him to hide his long shark-like teeth so he would not scare children.

They forced Venom to wear a huge helmet with a blue tint so no one would see him. Venom also wore a black suit so that people would not recognize him. But, as for Deadpool, he was not as marketable as Venom. Deadpool was huge, but, he was not as strong as Venom. Deadpool was just in it for the cash like everyone else, but Venom really believed in the hero's cause, which was why he killed bad people. Still, anyone was better than Homelander.

So, they made a deal with Deadpool and Venom. They turned them away from the Seven. Instead, they cast them aside and forced them to become "heroes for hire." The Deep was thrilled. These "heroes for hire" were further under the radar. The Deep suddenly found it great that he no longer was suffocated by paparazzi obsessed with his every move, and judging him. For once in a very long time, Deep felt comfortable in his own skin, which was something, because he happen to have a big-ass pair of gills under his shirt. Deep then went out, and bought himself a fancy car, a sports car.

He also started frequenting nightclubs in Soho. Deep then became what appeared to be some "secret agent." Deep was very happy about this. Deep then started partying, and enjoying life. A while later. Vought finally found a very marketable candidate for being the leader of the Seven, a woman who called herself Stormfront. She could control lightning and even fly like Homelander. She was pretty popular with the crowd. The only problem was that no one seemed to know who Stormfront really was or where she came from. Stormfront was a mysterious woman. She only showed up on rare occasions, just long enough to gain her fame and then vanish.

Even Black Noir did not know her true name. Deep was also really worried about Stormfront. She was very mysterious. Stormfront was also pretty powerful. She seemed to be as powerful as Homelander, which was very concerning. Deep was worried that Vought would discover her true identity, and then kill Stormfront. The Deep then quickly summoned Black Noir, and told him that he needed to find out who Stormfront was and what she would do next. Deep then told Black Noir, that he was in grave danger. While off the radar, Deep had gotten involved in a cult and was forced to marry a woman he barely knew.

The woman was very powerful, and hypnotizing. She was very religious, and forced her cult to kidnap and sacrifice children. Deep was horrified. Deep then tried unsuccessfully to fight off the woman. Deep then realized that he had to fight, and escape this cult. Black Noir wondered if there was a connection between this woman and Stormfront. Black Noir then decided to find this woman. He did not know Stormfront's true name, but he knew that she worked as a maid for a rich family in Westchester. Black Noir then made his way there. While in the house, he snuck around and searched the mansion. There he found family portraits of the woman and Stormfront that dated back to the 1940s, implying that the two had eternal youth.

He then went to Stormfront's room. There he found many of Stormfront's personal items, and an odd journal. The journal was titled "Stormfront's Dream Journal" and listed Stormfront's desires. Black Noir realized that they were very dark. They were all about eugenics. In her journal, Noir realized that Stormfront was a Nazi experiment, a prototype of sorts that led to the creation of Homelander. Black Noir tried not to soil himself at the realization that there was a SUPER POWERED IMMORTAL NAZI IN CHARGE OF HE SEVEN! Stormfront then appeared, and saw Black Noir snooping around. She seemed upset, and decided to take Black Noir away.

" "What is it?" "Nothing," Black Noir said,"Just," Black Noir said,"Just following you around." " So, You've found the truth about me, you little Untermensch..." "You what?" "You heard me," Stormfront said,"I'm supposed to be a leader, and you slink around in the shadows," "I was not trying to," Black Noir said,"I just..." "Well, then why did you follow me?" "I had to find out where you came from. But I regret knowing now! I can't let a Nazi become America's number one hero!" "Look," Stormfront said,"You don't understand. I wasn't born that way. I..." "Don't you try lying to me!" "I was brainwashed. That's what I'm trying to tell you." "I don't believe you! You're a Nazi!" "I just want you to be a hero." "Oh, I'll be a hero, once I show this to the world!" "What?" "I'm going to expose you! I'm going to tell everyone what you're really all about!" "You won't! No one will believe you! And even if they did, I wouldn't care. I would kill you myself!" "But, I'm the Seven's leader!" "I'll be the leader!" Stormfront electrocuted Black Noir. Black Noir was knocked unconscious, and dragged away.

Deep was awakened from his sleep by the sound of a knocking. He slowly got up and opened the door. There he saw Black Noir, tied up and gagged. "What's going on?" "She just tried to kill me!" "WHAT!" Suddenly Deep's wife appeared behind him, and gave him a hug. "Oh, I thought you were just passed out..." "Shut up!" "What happened?" "She was trying to kill me! You have to help me!" "What? Why?" "She was a Nazi," Black Noir said, "She has been around since World War II! We can't let this woman become the leader of the Seven!" "But you said nothing of her," Deep said,"Black Noir, how could you keep this from me?" "Well, I kinda had my reasons..." "Those were your words," Deep said,"I didn't wanna hear it." "Sorry..." Later on, Stormfront started to put her plans into motion. First, she forced her black teammate, A Train, to resign, and replaced him with a white hero named Shockwave.

She also revealed that she had a granddaughter who was going to be recruited. Shockwave then announced his recruitment. She then called a meeting of her Seven, and told them that they were going to be expanding. She introduced A Train's replacement, Shockwave. She also revealed a new member, a girl named Marvel Girl. Marvel Girl had the combined powers of the Fantastic Four. She was actually an alien that could shapeshift, making her the perfect spy. Storm Front forced Marvel Girl to sneak into the Pentagon, and steal the government's nuclear launch codes. Storm Front then called A Train back.

She announced that he was back, and re-hired him. She then took all his equipment, and hid it. Storm Front then started scouting out heroes to recruit. She had some standards though. Her new team was mostly going to be made of white people from the Far Right Wing. Re-hiring A Train was just a cover to prevent other from suspecting she was a Nazi. Also, Storm Front started creating an alternate identity for herself. She was actually the granddaughter of a couple, who had died in a plane crash.

She was adopted by a couple, and raised in a nice neighborhood. When she became a teenager, she developed powers. She then joined a group called the Avengers, and became very popular. The media ate up her fake news. She held rallies pushing for superheroes to be used in modern warfare against terrorism. Her followers began calling her "The Leader". She convinced them to call her "Storm Front". The media then started referring to her as "The Leader". She then convinced them to call her "The Leader". The media then started referring to her as "The Leader". As The Leader, she started a campaign to ruin the Avengers' reputation, using the fight between Hulk and Homelander to make the Avengers out to be awful superheroes. The Leader's campaign was successful, and the public opinion of superheroes was shattered. This gave Storm Front a great opportunity. She then created a group called the Axis, which was composed of the Axis of Evil, and included such villains as Magneto, Red Skull, Baron Zemo, and many others. All she needed now was the backing of Dr. Victor Von Doom, Lord of Latveria, to join her, which would give her a powerful stronghold in Europe. Doom then agreed, and the secret alliance known as the Axis was formed.

Storm Front used her powers to transport to Latveria, and meet with Doom. She then introduced him to her grandson, and told him how she was going to destroy the Avengers. Doom then agreed, and told her to meet him in two days. William and his team, The Boys, had been tracking StormFront's activities. Huey begged William to divulge his information to SHIELD, so they could stop StormFront.

William then handed him a file on a folder, which contained all of StormFront's activities. Later, The Boys were investigating StormFront's castle. There, they found an underground lab containing all kinds of horrific experiments to create an Axis army. One of the prisoners was a marine by the name of William Blacowitz III, or "Doom Guy" as he was called touring his tour in Afganastan.

" "Welcome, Doctor Doom," Storm Front said,"The famous ruler of Latveria." "The pleasure is all mine," Doom replied,"But what is this? I know I'm not a guinea pig!" "Now now, all I need is your unique DNA to enhance our soldiers. I apologize for doing this without your consent." "I don't care!" "I'll deal with you later," Storm Front said,"Let's go. Your pals are waiting for you."

" "Don't worry, kid," Doom Guy said,"I'll soon make you proud. But Doom Guy was nothing like Dr. Doom. He was a trigger-happy loose cannon that was discharged for attacking his superior officer after his superior officer ordered him to fire upon the children of terrorists. He was also incredibly arrogant, and grew impatient with waiting.

Storm Front then transported Doom Guy to her castle, and introduced him to her grandson. "Grandpa, meet the new recruit." "Oh, is he your grandson?" "Yes," Storm Front said, "As you can see, he was born decades ago, so he's older than I was before I granted my eternal youth. I tried to pass my powers onto him, I failed.

But don't worry, I made him a supervillain. So, as you can see, Doom Guy, this army is for you." "Why me?" "Because you're the newest recruit. My grandson, Dr. Doom, told me that his soldiers need unique DNA. You fit the bill perfectly. You're perfect. "Hold the phone!" Doom Guy paused." Are you telling me that VON DOOM is your grandson!?" "That's right," Storm Front said,"Von Doom is my grandson. We raised him together. He gave his away, and transferred his powers to me.

The bad guys are gonna love you!" "How can that be?!" But Doom Guy was simply spying on Storm Front, as he was now on the Boy's side. He snuck into the armory, and found a REALLY big gun called the BFG 9000, and used it to blow the armory to hell. He then went outside, and used his teleportation powers to transport to Storm Front's castle.

" "So, where's that teleporting bitch?" Doom Guy asked,"I want to see her." "She's upstairs. You can't harm her, but you can use your powers on her. "So how'd you get your power, Doom Guy?" Huey asked. Doom Guy lower his head."It ain't a pretty story, kid," Doom Guy said,"But one day, I was leading my men to capture a dangerous terrorist known as Sabretooth. Sabretooth killed one of my men, and was about to kill another. I was about to shoot him, but Sabretooth was about to kill him. I wish it was me that dies that night, but I was the only survivor. Afterward, I was captured and experimented on by Dr. Doom. Now I'm a killing machine that's too angry too die." "Now that's a sad story," Huey said,"But you have the power! Use it!" "Alright," Doom Guy said,"Let me use one of my powers." "What's that?" "Well, I'm good at a lot of things." Doom Guy explained that he could use firearms without loading them with ammunition, and use a chainsaw without fuel, but he could only do this by taking lives.

" "What are you gonna do?" Huey asked. "I'm gonna give you the ultimate compliment. I'm going to shoot you," Doom Guy said,"And you gonna tell me how it feels!" "No, don't shoot him!" Storm Front yelled. " return to me my BFG 9000, you Untermensch traitor!"

Doom Guy then took his giant gun, and shot Storm Front in the chest. But instead of killing her, she simply teleported away. "Damn!" Doom Guy said,"I missed! Just for you, kid, I'm gonna save her." "But how?" "Why do ya wanna save her after all the shit she's done to ya, mate?" Willaim butcher asked. "Because I love her," Doom Guy said,"She's the only reason I exist."

Doom Guy then teleported to Storm Front's castle, and found her unconscious on the floor. He then carried her to the infirmary, and gave her CPR. "I'm not dead!" Ut turned out that Doom Guy was actually William Blasowitz the First, and was just as old as Storm Front. They were both experiments in Castle Wolfenstein. But they were separated, and Storm Front became indoctrinated with Nazi ideals. Doom Guy escaped, and roamed the earth all this time, until being captured by Dr. Doom.

" "So, how did this happen?" Doom Guy asked,"What the hell is wrong with you?" "Don't you dare speak to me that way," Storm Front said,"I saved your life, and now you have to save mine." "How?" " Lightning! Lightning is the source of my power!" "But lightning can't cure you." "I know that," Storm Front said,"But it can cure me. With your power, I can harness lightning and use it to cure me. "But is that gonna kill ya?" "Of course not," Storm Front said." I will become a god with our powers combined!" "Sounds good to me," Doom Guy said,"But how?" "That's easy!" Storm Front said,"Wait for it..." "There it is!" Doom Guy said,"Now make the lightning come." "Okay." The Boys rushed into the room to stop Doom Guy from saving Storm Front. But Storm Front stopped them, and explained how their combined powers could save her.

" "Aren't you gonna kiss me first?" Storm Front asked. "No," Doom Guy said,"But I do wanna see what happens next." "Thanks, my love," Storm Front said. But then, she turned on Doom Guy! She drained Doom Guy's lifeforce, and became twice as powerful! "You'll pay for this!" Doom Guy screamed. "No, you won't," Storm Front said,"Because now, I have all the power! "But how?" "With your power, I can control lightning!" "So I can control it, just like you?" "No, you control it!" Storm Front said,"But I can direct it! "Why are you saying all this to me?" "Because," Storm Front said,"Now that you have my power, it's our power!" "I don't wanna be a part of this, I just want to go home with you! Give up this evil plan of yours!" "So you can get me killed?" "It isn't evil!" "Fine, then!" "Now move!" Storm Front threw Doom Guy across the room, and used his newfound power to create a lightning storm. The storm eveloped all of Latveria, and became an impenetrable dome. This was now the ultimate stronghold. From here. she could invade England and Russia, avenging Hitler.

But Storm Front wasn't the only person in control of the lightning. Doom Guy had secretly gained control of Storm Front's powers, and used them to create his own lightning storm. This storm was much more powerful, and ripped the dome apart. "You've lost!" Storm Front screamed. "I'm gonna punch you so damn hard, that you'll forget what it's like to breathe!" Doom Guy rushed Storm Front, and punched her in the side of the head. This knocked her out, but Doom Guy was shocked to see that he got shocked by lightning. "What did I do wrong?" Doom Guy asked. "You didn't do anything wrong, mate," William patted Doom Guy on the back,"It's just that you're so close to death, that your body is so weak." "But why did I not get shocked by lightning before?" "I think I figured out why," William said, "The more control you have over electricity, the more sensitive you are to it. You're like a bloody glass cannon." "So you recommend I stay away from it?" "No," William said,"But you shouldn't rely on it either." "So what should I do?" "The same thing you do every day," William said,"Just keep doing your job." "But what should I do about Storm Front?" "Leave this whore to us. It's best you're not here for what I'm fixin' to do to her..." he hissed. "But what am I gonna do?" "Don't worry," William said,"I'll leave yer stuff outside, and I'll see you later." "But, if I'm not here for what you're fixin' to do..." "You'll be fine," William said, "Go home, mate, you deserve it."

" "Don't worry," Doom Guy said to William,"I'll be fine." "But don't be out too late," William said,"And try to stay out of trouble." "I'll see you later, mate." "Night. " "Night." When Doom Guy got home, William gave him his stuff, and told him to go home. "It's best you stay outta trouble," William said,"It's not safe for ya to be out there at night." "But I'm a superhero," Doom Guy said, "At least, Use to think I was..." "I understand," William said,"But when you're out at night, you're fair game for muggers." "I understand," Doom Guy said,"But I still wanna help." "I understand that too," William said,"But you can't. " Doom Guy remembered that his powers only work when he kills people. He couldn't be a hero. "I know," Doom Guy said,"I just wanna help." "I'll see you later, mate." "Night." "Night."

" "You're late!" Thunder Struck said,"Have you been out drinking again?" "No, I was walking home." "Walking home! You're a superhero, not a slob!" "I just couldn't stay out late!" "Well, you're here now," Thunder Struck said,"So c'mon, let's go!" "Where are we going?" "To save someone." "Someone?" "Anyone! You can't just sit here on your hands!" "I just wanna be a slob, okay?" "Now you listen to me," Thunder Struck said,"You're not gonna be a slob anymore! " "Sorry, I just don't wanna be a hero anymore." "You're not gonna be a hero anymore?" "No!" Doom Guy decided to become a security guard. He wanted to keep people safe without killing anyone. "I just wanna be a slob, okay?"

" "Of course," Amanda said,"It's just a measly 20 dollars." "I still don't see why I should pay you." "Because I brought you here," Amanda said." Now, I hope your job as a security guard works out. Don't kill anyone." "I'll see you around, mate." "Goodnight." "Goodnight."

" "Thanks for coming," Susan said,"It's the least I could do." "Why did you invite me here?" "Because you're the Last Avenger." "No, I'm not!" " Storm front left us in shambles. We need to rebuild. We need to fine the original members! "If you can figure something out, we can count on you." "So, you're a supervillain?" "Yes. " "But, you seem like a nice villain." "Thanks," Susan said,"You're pretty cute yourself." "Oh, yeah?" "OMG, this conversation is going nowhere!" Deadpool complained to Venom. "You gotta love how the guy's just flirting left and right," Venom said,"But he's actually talking about us." "What do you mean?" "Well," Deadpool said,"You and I are the only two original members left. Everyone else is dead." "What do you mean?" "Way I see it, we're the only ones who can rebuild the Avengers. everyone else either went off the grid or became a fireman. Who else is qualified!?" "I guess that makes sense." "So, what do you say?" "I think it's a good idea," Venom said,"But, I don't want to miss my nap." "Sleep is for the weak!" Deadpool said,"We can do this!" "Yeah," Venom said." Now let's get some tater tots and chocolate!" "Oh, yeah, that sounds good."

" "Hey," Deadpool said,"Why'd you become a fireman?" "I'm saving lives," Superman said,"It's what I do." "But you just said saving lives was what you do." " "But this way, I can do it without the media watching my every move. I like being a humble fireman." "You can still be a humble superhero." "I really don't know what I would do without the media." "Maybe, you could just find a woman." "Where?" "I don't know. But you should go for it." "But you think I should go for this?" "Yes." "Okay." "So, what now?" "Dude, I know a humble superhero who once said that with great power, there must also come great responsibility. And you have way too much responsibility to be nothing more than a freaking fireman!" Deadpool said. "I agree." "So, what are you gonna do?" "I will find this woman, and make her my wife!" Superman said. "We'll see about that!"

" "I want to marry her," Superman said,"She's the one for me!" "Who?" " Her name is Lois Lane. She is a reporter for the Daily Planet. But she's way outta my league." "Really?" "She's a beauty." "Okay," "But, anyways, she's not just a reporter." "She's an heiress! Her grandfather is one of the richest men in the world! So, she doesn't need a man to support her. " "But, she has a job." "She likes to earn her own money," Superman said,"It's what I love about her." "Okay," "But, anyways, she's not just a reporter. She's a babe!" "Really?" "She's a hottie!" "Okay," "But, anyways, she's not just a reporter. She's a babe!" "Really?" "Stop saying the same thing over and over!" Venom said."Are you gonna ask Lois to marry you or not?" "No," "Are you gonna ask her to marry you or not?" "No." "Are you gonna ask her to marry you or not?" "No." "Are you gonna ask her to marry you or not?" "No." "Are you gonna ask her to marry you or not?" "No." "Guys, I think we broke Superman..." Deadpool lamented."Let's see what Spiderman is up to!" "Spiderman?" "He's the next closest person to us! He can see our point of view!" "I hate you," Venom said."So, what do we do now?" "We go to the Avengers," "What? You're mad? You thought I would be mad at you!" "I hate spiderman!" Venom said."Everyone thinks I'm just a derivative of him. But I'm my own hero!" "Okay," "So, what now?" "We go to the Avengers," "What? You're mad? You thought I would be mad at you!" "No," "We're gonna tell the Avengers that we need to get back to fighting crime!" "I thought you said you wanted to be a hero!" Superman decided to let Deappool and Venom continue to argue endlessly. The next night, he invited Lois to dinner, where he planned to propose to her. They eventually ended up going to a Chinese restaurant. It was relatively quiet, which was perfect for a romantic atmosphere. The waiter brought them some green tea, and as Lois took a sip, Superman leaned in and kissed her.

" "So," Lois said,"You want to ask me something?" " Will you give me the honor of becoming Lois Kent?" Superman kneeled before her and offered her a gorgeous ring. "Yes!" Lois shouted happily. "Wait," Superman said,"I almost forgot," He took out a tape recorder from his pocket. "I recorded you," He said,"Saying yes to this question." "Wow," Lois giggled,"You really are a great journalist." "Thank you," "So, does this mean you want to marry me?" "Absolutely!" Lois said,"Yes, yes, yes!" "Okay," "So, when's the big day?" "I want to marry you right now!" Lois replied. But right now would have to wait! Because the Bat signal was shining in the sky, and Batman was nowhere to be found; this looked like a job for Superman! He flew towards the sky, and was just about to reach the Bat signal, when suddenly, it stopped. "Did someone say bat signal?" Superman said,"Hello, Batman!" "Hey," Batman said,"Are you busy?" "No," "I thought you were retired, Bruce. Did you become a fireman too?" "Yeah," "Why'd you do that?" "Why do you think?" "I think it's because of the paparazzi." "Exactly!" Batman said,"Now, the paparazzi are gonna be gone, and I wanna try something." "What?" "Why don't we fight some crime together, but as FIREMAN!?" Bruce shouted heroically. "That sounds fun!" Superman said,"As long as we get to be heroes again!" "You bet!" Batman said,"I've always wanted to fight crime with you!" "I have always wanted to fight crime with you!" "Well, I didn't become a fireman," Wonder Woman said."I have returned from Themiscira to answer the call, of heroes! Superheroes! Not firemen!" "I think you guys make a great team," Superman said. "I think we make a great team!" Batman said. "Now, let's prove it!" And so Superman and Batman decided to not be firemen anymore, but super heroes! And then they formed the League, which was Way cooler than the Avengers! So, you decided to go to the Avengers. And you had found it! You entered their headquarters, and were greeted by Captain America. "Hey," Captain America said,"What's up?" "I'm Katana!" "Nice to meet you," "I wanna join!" And so all the fighters from Mortal Kombat joined the Avengers, which made the Avengers WAY cooler than the Justice League!

You and the Avengers are at the Daily Planet, where you and Iron Man have to fight a gigantic robot. Iron Man has his repulsor gloves on, and is fighting it bravely. He is using his body to block its punches, and he is using his repulsor gloves to punch it. Scorpion jumps on the robot and sets it on fire, dealing damage to it. Captain America and Thor are punching it from behind, and Wolverine is punching it from the side. Hulk is smashing it with his body, and Thor is hitting it with Mjolnir. Katana is jumping above the robot and shooting it with shurikens. The robot could not taske anymore, and so it collapsed to the ground. the pilot revealed himself to be...SENATOR ARMSTRONG! Iron Man had defeated him, and so Armstrong was taken into custody. You and the other Avengers celebrated your victory.

"I had a great time," Captain America said."We did too," Wolverine said."So, where do we go from here?" Captain America asked."That should be obvious," Iron Man said. "We're going to sign the Sacovia Accords, so the Avengers will become accountable for their actions, unlike those vain pigs, the Seven! How are those losers doing, anyhow?" "They aren't doing too bad," Thor said,"They formed a team called the Avengers Unity Squad, and are trying to atone for their crimes." "That's admirable," Iron Man said."I admire their selflessness." "Yeah," Thor said, "But we ought to sue them for using our name!" "Why?" Captain America asked."Because those useless chumps stole our thunder!" "But..." "You see, the Avengers are now a popular superhero team," "And so, we..." "They deserve to be punished for using the word Avengers," Iron Man said. "Trust me, I know a good lawyer, Mad Murdock." "Well," Captain America said,"We'll think about it." "We will?" Iron Man asked."Yeah," "So, what about that robot?" Thor asked."Can I smash it?" "No," "Then, what am I supposed to do with it?" "Let's dismantle it and give the parts to a museum, like responsible heroes!" Iron Man said. And so the Avengers gave the museum most of the parts of the robot, except parts like the head, which Tony Stark kept as a trophy. You and the other Avengers were happy you were finally done, and decided to have one final farewell. "Well, it's been fun," Captain America said, "I gotta say, I'm glad the Seven are gone. They were making us look bad." "I agree," Wolverine said,"I miss the old days when we did our own thing." "Me too," Thor said,"The Unity Squad is awful. They never did anything. Actually, they mostly just watched." "Yeah," Spiderman said,"I wonder what happened to Deep and Black Noir?" "It's a mystery," Iron Man said,"I can't imagine they would still be alive." "If they were, they probably joined the Unity Squad," Captain America said."That reminds me," Thor said,"The Avengers have a dinner for the Unity Squad and ourselves. What do you guys think?" "Maybe we should ask if any members of the Unity squad want to join the Avengers?" Hawkeye offered. "That would be a good idea," Iron Man said,"And it's the right thing to do." "Oh, that reminds me," Captain America said,"I almost forgot! I need to call the Sheriff and tell him about..." "Hey," Iron Man said, "Turn up the volume! What's going on on the news!?" "It's the Unity Squad," Captain America said,"They've released a video." "But..." "The whole squad is in the room," "And they're all talking!" "But..." "I can't hear anything!" "But..." "Oh my god!" Captian America shouted."I remember that man: He's Soldier Boy!" "What?" "The Soldier Boy! He's the leader!" "Oh my God!" Spiderman said."I remember him!" "He's the leader?" Thor asked."He's probably a bad guy!" "I don't know," Iron Man said,"He's kinda hot." "Keep it in your pants, Tony," Captian America rolled his eyes."That guy was just as irresponsible as Homelander. He was a terrible soldier and a terrible hero! But I thought he was dead..." "You mean, the super-soldier?" Spiderman asked."He was..." "A military experiment," Captain America continued,"He was injected with a serum that gave him superpowers. He had some health problems, though, and he retired." "Soldier Boy?" Hawkeye asked. "So there was another super-soldier fighting for America in the 40's alongside you, Cap?" Hawkeye asked. "That's true," Captain America said,"But we never saw him again. And then Soldier Boy died!" "Was it him!?" Thor asked. "It's him!" Spider-Man exclaimed,"That was Soldier Boy!" "This guy was the leader of the Unity Squad." "We have to see if it;'s truly the same man!" Black Widow said. Let's get this dinner party with the Unity Squad over with so we can see for ourselves." "Alright," Captain America said,"I'll call the Sheriff and tell him to come over." "I can't wait to hear about this!" Hawkeye said. "We'll see you later," Iron Man said. "I can't wait to hear this!" Thor said. "Don't forget." The dinner party was being held in Avenger's Tower, not to be confused with Vought Tower. For the first time in decades, Captian America was reunited with his rival, Soldier Boy. "Captain America!" Soldier Boy exclaimed."It's good to see you!" "You too, Soldier Boy," Captain America said."I'm glad to see you alive," "And you have met the new Iron Man," Soldier Boy said, pointing to Iron Man. "Actually, that's the same Iron Man as before," Cap said."It's just a new armor." "You have changed!" Soldier Boy said."It seems we've become good friends." "I guess," "But, can I ask why you're here?" "Yes," "I mean, you didn't need to come to our dinner party." "It seems like you're doing pretty well without me," Captain America said. "Hell yeah, I am," Soldier Boy chuckled."The Unity Squad's kickin' ass with the ratings - we're almost as popular as you guys." "That's great," Cap said."It wasn't easy in the beginning," "We tried starting our own superhero team," "But, we failed," "So, we asked you to join us," "And you refused," Hawkeye added. "So, we kinda forced you," "And you've learned your lesson, haven't you?" "We've got great ratings, but we're still bad," Soldier Boy replied."Even if we are popular, we're still not heroes," "What makes you say that?" Cap asked. "Well," Soldier Boy said,"The other heroes are proud, and I'm proud of them." "But," Hawkeye said,"We're still bad." "Yeah," Soldier Boy agreed,"But, I'm starting to learn." "And." "Even so,"Iron Man said,"You probably don't want to, but you and your team to also sign the Sacovia Accords - a superhero team as a private organization is too irresponsible." "I'm sorry," Soldier Boy said,"But, as you've said, we are popular." "And, you can't ignore that." "Also," Thor said,"You should probably join us so we can beat the Unity Squad." "I know," Soldier Boy said, "But I can't abandon these losers - they need a real hero on the team." "What's wrong with you?" Black Widow asked."The Unity Squad is a bunch of losers!" "Yeah," Soldier Boy said,"But, I can't help it - I'm their leader." "You should just leave the Unity Squad," Hawkeye said."You could be a hero." "I like what I am," Soldier Boy glared,"famous, loved, not like you weak-kneed government lapdogs." "You'll never be a hero like that," Black Widow said."You're reckless and pathetic." "You're jealous!" Hawkeye said. "Jealous?" Black Widow scoffed."You should be happy you have a job." "I earn my money," Hawkeye replied. "Stop arguing with me." "You know, Steve, I haven't forgotten about Russia..." Soldier Boy glared daggers at Captain America. "Oh," Black Widow said,"This should be good..." "This should be good!" Hawkeye exclaimed. "I think its about time you remembered your history." "It's not all Russia's fault," Captain America replied."You think that?" Soldier Boy asked. "No...I think it's YOUR Fault!" out of nowhere Soldier Boy socked Cap in the chin. Cap almost fell, but Black Widow caught him. "You have no idea who your fighting with!" Soldier Boy charged at Cap again, but Black Widow grabbed him by the leg. "You want a piece of me?" Black Widow asked. "You think you're tough?" Soldier Boy taunted. Black Widow's taser's did nothing to Soldier Boy. Bitch, please!" Soldier Boy smacked Black Widow away effortlessly. Suddenly a fight broke out between the Avengers and the Unity Squad. The fight was hard, but not the hardest fight the Avengers had ever faced. Captain America knew that Soldier Boy was the strongest fighter in the Unity Squad, and he was the main threat. He was holding back, but Cap knew that he wouldn't hold back forever. And sooner or later, Soldier Boy would explode. Soldier Boy's return came at a cost. His radioactive DNA made him unstable. He was now able to fire devastating beams from his chest."You sold me out, Steve!" Soldier Boy roared at Cap. Captain America was holding his own, but he was getting tired. "You think you're better than me?" Soldier Boy asked. "You betrayed me, and so I will do the same to you!" Soldier Boy fired a blast at Cap. Captain America blocked it, but he wasn't strong enough to stop the blast. Thor caught Cap."What is he talking about?" "He doesn't know," Captain America said."I told nothing to him!" "He knows," Black Widow said."But, he doesn't know he knows," "He's pretending to be ignorant," Captain America replied. "So, how do we stop him?" "I have an idea." "Oh, this should be good..." Wolverine said skeptically. "Let's do this," Captain America said. He and Thor got behind Soldier Boy and Thor grabbed him by the leg. Wolverine grabbed him by the other leg. Then Cap and Thor yanked as hard as they could."If you can, break the grip!" Captain America yelled. Their combined strength tore Soldier Boy in half, causing him to detonate. The explosion destroyed the top of Avengers Tower. The explosion hurt the heroes, but not as much as it hurt civilians.

The explosion killed many people, including Tony Stark. The explosion also blew a hole in the top floor, causing the entire building to fall. Civilians were crushed to death, and burnt to a crisp. It was the worse tragedy since 9/11. Since then, Superheroes finally became outlawed. All Supers were converted into Supercops and super soldiers, so that from now on, superhuman beings would finally be accountable for their actions. THE END.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Sorry for the short chapter. I though it was a bit boring. Anyways, the 4th or 5th chapter should be out in a couple of hours.