(Or "You Mean the World To Me")
"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WENT TO PEABODY'S LABORATORY TO TAKE HIS NEW DRILL MACHINE OUT FOR A JOYRIDE INTO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!"
"HOLY JUMPIN' THREE-HEADED SEA MONKEYS!" Bullwinkle exclaimed. "That's the second-biggest drill I've ever SEEN!"
"Bullwinkle, what did I tell ya about stealin' other peoples' catchphrases?" Rocky sternly asked.
"To not do it…" Bullwinkle sighed. "But it's so COOL!"
"Well, what are we waiting for?" Rocky asked, opening the door to the drill.
"PEABODY, AS PER USUAL, HAD A WIDE ARRAY OF BUTTONS, DIALS AND SWITCHES THAT CONTROLLED HIS INVENTION THAT NEITHER BULLWINKLE NOR ROCKY KNEW HOW TO USE."
"Ookay!" Rocky gazed at the largest, red button in the center of it all. "I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's THIS ONE!"
"ROCKY IMMEDIATELY PRESSED THE RED BUTTON AND THE DRILL HUMMED TO LIFE."
"Burrowing Open Ramming Excavating Drill, B.O.R.E.D, activated." A computerized voice from the mainframe spoke, then immediately two seatbelts strapped Rocky and Bullwinkle in. "Initializing seatbelts."
"BULLWINKLLLLEEEEEE!!" Rocky exclaimed as the rotating drill began to quickly burrow into the ground.
"Hah, "BORED!" The moose simply laughed at the acronym that Peabody had picked for his latest invention.
"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Tunnel Vision" OR "Once you go Verne, that's what you'll yearn!"! Does...does anyone actually get the second title reference?"
