(Or "Once you go Verne, that's what you'll yearn!")
"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD TAKEN PEABODY'S HUGE DRILL EXCAVATION MECHANISM AND WERE QUICKLY BARRELING TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!"
"AAAAAAAAAGH!" Rocky and Bullwinkle grabbed each other tightly out of fear and screamed in unison.
(*BEEP! BEEP! BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP--*)
"A SMALL MONITOR SHOWING THE VARIOUS SEDIMENTARY LAYERS OF THE EARTH STARTED TO RAPIDLY BEEP A WARNING, FOR IT WAS GETTING HOTTER AND HOTTER BY THE SECOND AS THE MOOSE AND SQUIRREL CONTINUED TO GET DEEPER AND DEEPER."
"Bullwinkle, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO JUMP!" Rocky exclaimed, unbuckling his seatbelt and opening the door to the back end of the drill.
"Are you INSANE?!" Bullwinkle replied, reluctantly unbuckling his seatbelt.
"IM' INSANELY SURE WE'LL DIE IF WE DON'T JUMP!" Rocky replied, grabbing the moose's arm. "NOW!"
"ROCKYYYYYYYYY!!!" Bullwinkle exclaimed.
"ROCKY HAD CAUGHT BULLWINKLE IN TIME, THE MOOSE HELD TIGHTLY TO ROCKY'S TAIL, ROCKY OPENED UP HIS SKIN FLAPS LIKE A PARACHUTE, AND EASILY FLOATED TO SAFETY, HE AND BULLWINKLE LANDING NEAREST A LAVA POOL."
"Ah, gee, thanks for savin' me, buddy!" Bullwinkle smiled, hugging Rocky.
"No problem…" Rocky smiled, then looked up. "OHNOTHEDRILL!" He rapidly exclaimed.
"PEABODY'S DRILL EXCAVATOR LANDED IN THE MASSIVE POOL OF LAVA NEAREST ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE."
(*KATHOOOOOM!*) the drill exploded in the distance, reduced to nothing but burning, partially lava-melted scrap metal.
"Ooh…" Bullwinkle tensed up a little, then smiled. "I'm sure he can buff that out."
"ARE YOU KIDDING?!" Rocky exclaimed. "He'll KILL US FOR THIS!"
"Or maybe they will." Bullwinkle pointed at something in the distance.
"WHAT?!" Rocky gasped.
"A TON OF STRANGE, RODENT-LIKE CREATURES EMERGED FROM ANOTHER HOLE AND APPROACHED ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE. THESE CREATURES SEEMED TO RESEMBLE...MOLES, WITH STAR-SHAPED NOSES, BLIND EYES AND PALE FUR, EXCEPT THEY WERE ABOUT AS TALL AS HUMANS AND WORE LOINCLOTHS AND VARIOUS OTHER ARTICLES. SOME EVEN HAD TATTOOS ALL OVER THEIR BODIES AND CARRIED SPEARS MADE FROM BITS OF GARBAGE ONE WOULD FIND ABOVE GROUND."
"What are they, Rock?" Bullwinkle asked.
"I have no idea, pal." Rocky replied, then the mole-creatures pointed their spears at Rocky and Bullwinkle, growling in a very threatening manner.
"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Whack a Moleman" OR "Holy Mole-y!"!"
