"And now it's time for—" Rocky's started to speak.

"Now here's something we hope you'll really like!" Rocky replied.

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Dudley Do Right in: "Mountie Falls"

"AH, SUMMER IN THE NORTHWESTERN REGION OF CANADA. DUDLEY DO-RIGHT HAS DECIDED TO TAKE HIS TWO-WEEK VACATION FROM THE MOUNTIE POST (thank goodness for Canadian federal regulations) TO NONE OTHER THAN BEAUTIFUL NIAGRA FALLS!"

"Quite lovely, isn't it, Horse?" Dudley asked his companion, who gave an excited whinny.

"MEANWHILE OVER IN THE DISTANCE, AT THE HIGHEST PEAK OF THE FALLS STOOD NONE OTHER THAN SNIDELY WHIPLASH, THAT CANADIAN CAD!"

"Oh so Do-Right thinks he can just take a vacation and not notify me, eh?!" Snidely inquired. "Well he should know that EVIL never takes a HOLIDAY!"

"SNIDELY PROCEEDED TO GAZE INTO THE HUGE BARREL THAT HE'D SNUCK WITH HIM OVER THE CANADIAN-U.S BORDER—SAID BARREL JUST SO HAPPENED TO CONTAIN A BOUND AND GAGGED NELL FENWICK, BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER OF INSPECTOR FENWICK!"

"Have a nice trip, darling…" Snidely sneered at the clearly angry, yet muffled Nell. "SEE YOU NEXT FALL! NYEHEHEH!!"

"AND SO, BEING THE EVER-VIGILANT MOUNTIE THAT HE WAS, DUDLEY SAW FROM THE CORNER OF HIS EYE, THAT NELL WAS ABOUT TO BE DROPPED INTO NIAGRA FALLS."

"GOOD HEAVENS! HORSE! TO ACTION!" Dudley exclaimed, once again jumping on his horse the wrong way and riding off. "I'LL SAVE YOU NELLLL!!"

"Oh wait a moment, darling, your imbecile boyfriend is here…" Snidely spoke, placing Nell on the ground and gazing out a small telescope that he'd bought. "I want to see where this is going…."

"NELL BEGRUDGINGLY LET SNIDELY WATCH HER BOYFRIEND WHILE SHE PULLED OUT A FILE AND ATTEMPTED TO FILE AWAY THE BINDINGS THAT HELD HER CAPTIVE."

"HERE I COME NE—AAAAGH!" Dudley exclaimed as he and Horse went right off the waterfall and down into the mist below.

"HAH!" Snidely exclaimed as he watched Do-Right fall. "Now then Ne—"

(*WHAMMO!*)

"NELL HAD MANAGED TO FREE HERSELF AND KNOCKED SNIDELY OUT COLD WITH A FRYING PAN. FOR SOME STRANGE AND PHYSICS-DEFYING REASON, DUDLEY WAS NOW RIDING HORSE UP THE SIDE OF THE OTHER END OF THE FALLS."

"Oh, Dudley, thank heavens you knocked him out in the nick of time!" Nell exclaimed, sighing and sensually falling in Dudley's arms.

"I did?" Dudley pondered.

End.

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"And now, back to the show!"