Ainz and Albedo vs Bugs Bunny and the Vampire Bunnies Army
… by Euterpe…
Ainz Ooal Gown is the main protagonist of the Overlord series. He is the guildmaster of Ainz Ooal Gown, Overlord of the Great Tomb of Nazarick, and the creator of Pandora's Actor. He is regarded as the highest of the Almighty Forty-One Supreme Beings by the NPCs of Nazarick. He is also a undead skeleton spellcaster.
In the New World, he is the Sorcerer King of the Sorcerer Kingdom and the most powerful magic caster in the world. His other identity is famously known as "Momon," a dark warrior and leader of Darkness, an adamantite ranked adventurer group of that nation. He is an adamantite class adventurer and the strongest adventurer known in E-Rantel.
He is accompanied by his partner and servant, Albedo.
Albedo is the Overseer of the Guardians of the Great Tomb of Nazarick and a succubus dressed in white. She is in charge of the general management and supervision of the activities done by the seven Floor Guardians, meaning that she ranks above the other NPCs in Nazarick. She is a demoness who holds the title of Guardian Overseer, which is the highest-ranking position in the Great Underground Tomb of Nazarick. With flowing raven hair and golden pupils, her beauty could bewitch a nation.
She is proud of her position and confronts intruders as a confident, dignified superior being.
Regardless of how brilliant or brave her foes are, or whether she considers them strong, she will never acknowledge them as being equal to herself.
This is because she understands the meaning of the position bestowed upon her.
Her abilities befit the title of Guardian Overseer, with outstanding intelligence and combat ability. She is also deeply in love with Ainz
However today, both Ainz and Albedo faces one of their greatest challenges yet. Bugs Bunny and his legion of Vampire Bunnies. The bunnies are read to troll the shit out of Ainz.
Bugs Bunny is an anthropomorphic gray hare famous for his relaxed, passive personality, his pronounced Mid-Atlantic accent which Blanc described as being a mixture of Brooklyn and Bronx accents,[4] his depiction as a mischievous trickster, and his catchphrase "Eh, what's up, doc?" usually said while chewing a carrot. He is also a cartoon character from the popular show Looney Tunes
Growing tired of Ainz's genocide of bunny people, the bunny people cried to their gods : the Warner Bros for aid. Hence summoning the hero Bugs Bunny and a horde of Vampire Bunnies... to troll the shit out of Ainz in his home-turf, the Great Tomb of Nazarick. Ainz may know 10th-tier spells and is a powerful undead sorcerer while his servant Albedo, his right-hand woman was fearsome for her skill with a halberd. Can the two match Bug's antics?
The two opposing side are ready to shed blood upon each other.
"I am the one who shall rule all things."
─ Name: Ainz Ooal Gown (Ainz Ooal Gown)
─ Race: Undead
─ Class: Sorcerer King
─ Level: 40
─ HP: 11,926/11,926
─ MP: 6,871/6,871
─ STR: 8
─ DEX: 13
─ VIT: 15
─ SKL: 12
─ CON: 16
─ INT: 18
─ MND: 14
─ Willpower: 20
─ Agility: 19
─ Magic: 17
─ Skills: Summoning Magic, Conjuration, Necromancy, Spellcraft, Transmutation, Dark Magic, Light Magic, Wind Magic, Water Magic, Earth Magic, Fire Magic, Lightning Magic, Ice Magic, Holy Magic, Spirit Magic, Demonology, Spirit Manipulation, Necropsy, Divine Protection, Advanced Telepathy, Advanced Clairvoyance, Advanced Empathy, Advanced Intuition, Advanced Perception, Advanced Memory, Advanced Analysis, Advanced Reasoning, Advanced Knowledge, Advanced Sense, Advanced Sensory, Advanced Healing, Advanced Mana Regeneration, Advanced Mana Storage, Advanced Mana Creation, Advanced Mana Manipulation, Advanced Mana Recovery, Advanced Mana Control, Advanced Mana Transfer, Advanced Mana Regeneration, Advanced Mana Storage, Advanced Mana Creation, Advanced Mana Manipulation, Advanced Mana Recovery, Advanced Mana Control, Advanced Mana Transfer, Advanced Mana Regeneration, Advanced Mana Storage, Advanced Mana Creation, Advanced Mana Manipulation, Advanced Mana Recovery, Advanced Mana Control, Advanced Mana Transfer, Advanced Mana Regeneration, Advanced Mana Storage, Advanced Mana Creation, Advanced Mana Manipulation, Advanced Mana Recovery, Advanced Mana Control, Advanced Mana Transfer, Advanced
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Ainz, Albedo on one side, Bugs Bunny and his army of Vampire Bunny's clashed in the Tomb of Nazarick.
After the battle, Ainz was able to learn the true power of the Vampire Bunnies.
"Whew~! I'm glad we won. It would have been a real pain if they'd gotten into our dungeon."
"Indeed. They were quite troublesome. We should thank the gods for granting us victory."
"Yes, indeed. Now then, let's get back to work."
They returned to their respective tasks.
It had been a while since Ainz had fought against such a large number of enemies. He hadn't expected them to be so persistent. As a result, he had lost some of his mana. But it wasn't too bad. He was sure he could recover it soon enough.
"You're not hurt, are you, Ainz?" asked Albedo.
"No, I'm fine. Let's go, everyone."
As Ainz walked away, he heard the voices of several other adventurers in the background.
"Geez, what a buncha' noobs! Did ya see the way those vampire bunnies just kept coming after him?!"
"...Yeah. Those bunny guys are pretty tough, ain't they?"
"Oh yeah. And they've got some crazy-ass powers. Like that fire magic that's like, 'Wham!'
It was then Ainz's realized, Bugs was still alive by the grace of Loony Plot Armour and standing and he still have a handful of Vampire Bunnies left... Although wait! It wasn't just a handful, the Vampire Bunnies as do regular bunnies, multiplying into the thousands. Bugs Bunny pull out a carrot, snap it into two with his buck tooth and grinned to Ainz and Albedo...
"Heh What's up doc?" Bugs taunted menacingly.
It's round two.
Ainz was going to enjoy this.
"Hmph! You know, I really hate having my plans foiled!"
"Ha ha, that's hilarious. Never thought you'd say something like that. In fact, if it weren't for your plan getting foiled, we wouldn't even be here! Oh well, whatever!"
"What's wrong with you? Do you think you can stop me now?"
"Nah, I don't need any help from you. Just leave it to me."
With that said, Bugs Bunny began waving his carrot around in the air.
"Whoa?! That's some serious firepower! If I didn't have my armour on, I'd be dead already!"
"I guess I should've expected as much from you guys. Haha, I'm gonna make mincemeat of these guys."
Suddenly, a giant fireball appeared in the sky and slammed down onto the ground.
The explosion was massive and the wind pressure was incredible. Many adventurers nearby were blown away.
But Ainz and Albedo remained unharmed.
That's strange, Ainz thought. I remember you said that you used up all of your mana, yet you're still standing.
He looked at Albedo, but she too seemed to be unharmed.
Was it because of their equipment or the area's magic resistance? Either way, Ainz felt relieved.
"All right, I'm tired of watching you guys play around. How about we call it quits here?"
"Good idea. Here we go!"
Another giant fireball formed in the sky, then fell to earth with a thunderous roar. This time, however, Ainz and Albedo were nowhere near its path.
"Wow, what a show! You guys are amazing!" cheered out one of the adventurers.
There was another cheer from the crowd.
The bunny people were clearly enjoying themselves.
"Hey, Bugs. Are you sure that's enough? I mean, I'll admit, you've got some mad skills, but you're definitely not invincible."
"And why is that? Just watch."
Just as Ainz said, another giant fireball appeared in the sky. Then with a thunderous boom, it landed on the same spot where the last one hit.
"Hahaha! What a joke! You can barely scratch me!"
"We'll see about that!"
Ainz took the lead as he cast spells that were far more powerful than anything the bunny people had seen before.
"Whuh?! Wh-what the hell is that?!"
"I don't believe it! Who does that guy think he is?! He's gotta be joking!"
"You're just jealous!"
"Ha ha, good one. Hey, Bugs Bunny! Wanna bet?"
"Huh? Bet...?"
"Yeah, let's bet on who dies first. You against me. Come on, I'll give you twenty bucks!"
"Th-that's ridiculous! Why would I ever accept a bet like that?!"
"Yeah, that's exactly what I thought! But if you lose, you have to pay up."
"How dare you, you lowly little runt?! I'll kill you!"
Ainz chuckled at their exchange.
"If you wanna gamble, then let's do it. I'll bet that I'll win. Because I'm stronger than you."
"Y-you're bluffing! There's no way—"
"You're on. So let's do this, okay? No cheap tricks."
"Urgh... Fine! I accept!"
"Okay. Wait right there!"
After saying that, Ainz took out a small black cube.
"Hmm... Hmm..."
He placed the cube on top of the bunny people.
"What are you doing?! Stop that!"
"Don't worry, it won't do anything to you."
"R-really?"
"Yep. It's a teleportation device."
"Wh-what?! A teleportation device?! That's insane! So what, you teleport yourself somewhere else when I beat you!?"
"Exactly. I'll use the teleportation device to escape to safety while you're busy dying. If that happens, then I win."
"Great! You can count on me!"
As Ainz spoke, the rabbit people started chanting.
Albedo seeing Ainz's pure genius can't help herself but utter : "Sasusga Ainz-sama!" with ectasy.
─ Skill Acquired: Teleport Device
─ Level Up: 10
"All right, everyone. Let's do this! Good luck!"
Ainz grinned broadly as he activated the teleportation device.
─ Teleportation successful.
─ Destination: Unknown
─ Time remaining: 0 seconds
─ Teleporting to unknown location.
─ Teleported out of sight.
─ Teleporting destination successfully obtained.
─ Teleportation complete.
─ Teleported to unknown location.
─ Time remaining: 0 seconds
─ Teleporting to unknown location.
─ Teleported out of sight.
─ Teleportation destination successfully acquired.
Ainz managed to teleport somewhere out of the Battlefield with Albedo, but where is he? Also while he is out of the frying pan he is into the fire, as now Bugs Bunny and his Vampire Bunny legion were scouring the New World to search for the Undead Sorceror Ainz Ooal Gown and his Assistant Albedo.
─ Quest Acquired: Search for the Undead Sorcerer Ainz Ooal Gown and His Assistant Albedo (Level 50)
─ Reward: 100 gold coins
─ Successful quest completion.
Albedo nudges Ainz, whispering with excitement, "Master, Master! I found you!"
"Oooh~! Yay! Thank goodness! I was worried for a second there!"
She points to her right, and they both notice someone in front of them.
"Hm?"
Ainz and Albedo recognized that face immediately.
"Huuuh? You again, huh?"
Bugs Bunny's voice echoed across the battlefield as he approached Ainz and Albedo.
"Ah ha! So you guys made it outta' there! Well done! But I won't let you get away with cheating!"
"You were probably planning on teleporting away once I defeated you, weren't you?"
"No way! How rude! If I wanted to teleport away, that wouldn't be a challenge! Besides, what's the fun in winning if I win without putting up a fight?"
"I see. Fair enough."
"So what do ya want? Some kind of reward? Or maybe you want to gloat or something?"
"Well, I guess we could do that. It would be nice if we could do something together again, Bugs."
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Settings:
Storyteller: Euterpe
Genre: LitFantasy
Platform: NovelAI Beta
Subscription: Trial
"Author's" Note :
Hey y`all, actual human talking here. So my friend showed me something funny today. He managed to use AI to make Ainz and Albedo fight a chimpanzee which ends in the chimpanzee choking the shit out of Ainz and then Albedo… and Ainz happened to love the choking. Funniest shit that made my day.
Hence I have the brilliant idea of making a AI write a entire short Overlord story for me. First I asked my friends what were the dumbest things they can think of to make Ainz and Albedo fight? Friend A answered "Bugs Bunny", Friend B answered "Vampire Bunnies".
So this is the results
Words in Bold are my input to make them DO SOMETHING AND NOT FUCK AROUND while the words in italic with the triple dots (…) is the AI prompt to create context.
Thank you for reading.
