==Transcript==
(In the Reynolds family members' house, Sydney and Olive are reading comic magazines. but then they hear peculiar laughing and chuckling going on in the entire house.)
Sydney: "Did you just hear that peculiar laughing, Olive?"
Olive: "yeah, Sydney. I think your dad and my mom have fallen in love with one another."
(Cut to Max and Debbie on the living room sofa with one another...)
Max: "you know something, Debbie? ever since my dear sweet wife, Alisha passed away from a terminal sickness, you been super kind hearted to me over the past years."
Debbie: "thanks a bunch, Max. I really appreciate that."
Max: "you're welcome. but there's one thing I need to tell you. will you marry me, please?"
Debbie: "of course I'll marry you. we better get everything prepared for our wedding ceremony party in the park."
(Cut back to Sydney and Olive again...)
Olive: "did you just hear that?"
Sydney: "my dad and your mom are gonna be married to one another real soon."
Olive: "we need to tell everybody in Portland, Oregon about this."
Sydney: "let's go tell them."
(Sydney and Olive exit the entire house to tell Zach, Emma, Derek and Sophia about Max and Debbie's wedding ceremony party.)
Sydney: "Zach, Emma. you guys."
Olive: "Sydney's dad and my mom just got engaged to one another."
Sydney: "and they're gonna be married to one another real soon."
Zach: "whoa! how super exciting."
Emma: "I can hardly wait to come to the wedding ceremony party."
Derek: "are you gonna invite any of us?"
Sydney: "why sure. of course we are."
Olive: "you're all invited to join us."
Sophia: "oh good. I can hardly wait to get there."
Sydney: "okay. we'll see you guys later on then."
(Sydney and Olive continue walking around.)
Sydney: "wait. if my dad marries your mom, then that must mean-"
Olive: "she'll become your half mother."
Sydney: "and you'll become my half sister."
Olive: "we need to wear some fancy dress clothes for the wedding ceremony party."
Sydney: "that's exactly right, Olive. (pointing right at where her adorably cute bellybutton's located) 'cause we don't want our bellybuttons exposing."
Olive: "except on hotel vacation beach trips."
(They continue walking around, thinking about what to do for Max and Debbie's wedding ceremony.)
Sydney: "I can practice my poetry for the upcoming event."
Olive: "what a super good idea. I can even help to make my mom a super good luck package."
Sydney: "and I can even help my Grandma Judy decorate the wedding cake as well too."
Olive: "we better get back home right before it gets dark out here."
(Sydney and Olive walk around on their way back home to their own separate houses.)
Judy: "Sydney. oh good. you can help me decorate the wedding cake."
Sydney: "that's exactly why I'm here."
(Sydney and Judy begin decorating the wedding cake. and they put it right back in the wedding cake box and right into the refrigerator.)
Sydney: "perfectly good. goodnight, Dad and Grandma Judy. see you guys tomorrow morning and afternoon."
(Sydney walks right upstairs on her way to her bedroom.)
Sydney: just as beautiful as a horse-drawn carriage
coming down for this fun thrilled party
but not too hearty
in honor and congratulations on your wonderful marriage.
(Sydney takes her pajama clothes. and she changes right into them in the upstairs washroom, brushes her teeth and she goes right into her bed. and they all fall asleep in their separate bedrooms.)
(The very next morning and later that day right after their breakfast and lunch meals, the day of Max and Debbie's wedding ceremony party just arrived. and they're all prepared to go in their super fancy dress clothes.)
Judy: "come on, everybody. hurry up. the charter bus is waiting for all of us."
(They all head on out and they get right on the charter bus. and they drive around on their way to Portland Oregon Park where Max and Debbie's wedding ceremony party's being held. and when they get there, everybody's all seated. Lexi's the flower girl and Dylan's the ring bearer. and Reverend Kirk Saget (named after in tribute and memoriam of the late Salute Your Shorts actor, Kirk Baily and the late Full House and Fuller House actor, Bob Saget respectively) comes right up to the podium.)
Kirk Saget: "good afternoon, everybody."
All Portland, Oregon Residents: "good afternoon."
Kirk Saget: "we're all here today to celebrate and encourage and support the cheerfulness of these two: Max Reynolds and Debbie Rozalzki. they're gonna make and share in the joy and cheerfulness that experience just as they pledge their true love and commitment to one another. now, Max. do you take Debbie here, to be your lawful wedded wife? to have and to hold? for the richest or for the poor? for good or for sickness? will you promise to really love her? console her? honor her? and keep her in sickness? and in health? and for the sake of all others, keep the only unto her? so just as long as you both shall live?"
Max: "I do."
Kirk Saget: "and, Debbie. do you take Max here, to be your lawful wedded husband? to have and to hold? for the richest or for the poor? for good or for sickness? will you promise to really love him? console him? honor him? and keep him in sickness? and in health? and for the sake of all others, keep the only unto him? so just as long as you both shall live?"
Debbie: "I do."
Kirk Saget: "then from this day forth, I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Max and Debbie Rozalzki-Reynolds."
(Max and Debbie are now married to one another. and the crowd's cheering wildly. and Lexi tosses the bouquet of flowers for Sophia to catch. and Sydney's now super thrilled to have Debbie as her half mother and Olive as her half sister as well too.)
(Later on, during the sit-down lunch meal ceremony...)
Wedding DJ (Donald Glover cameo appearance): "and now, it's time for the cuttin' of the weddin' cake."
(Max and Debbie begin cutting the wedding cake. and some of them share one single piece with one another.)
Sydney: "well, Olive. I'm gonna really love having you around as my half sister. and Debbie as my half mother as well too."
Olive: "so am I, Sydney. I'm also gonna really love having Max as my half father as well too."
Sydney: "but you're never gonna know exactly what might happen next now that they're married to one another."
(Olive looks around whistling casually. and the screen goes right to a black screen.)
