Not gonna lie I was just going through old files and came across this lol. I apparently wrote this a while back but never posted it. Its not to be taken serious, just something I found and was surprised to see it was(somewhat) complete.
"Wubba lubba dub dub! I'm Tiny Riiiiiiiiccckk!" A short boy with spiky blue hair, and black pupils in the shape of splotches shouts as he walks towards his new Hero Academia. He was hyped about this. This was his first time entering a world based on anime.
This catches the attention of people who were passing by. One person in particular who had a green mohawk and features of a mantis shook his head and said something in Japanese in a demeaning tone.
He shakes his head and walks off toward his class.
"Geez, whats his deal?" Rick frowns as he watches the mantis boy walk away. He was killing the vibe.
Beside Tiny Rick walked a boy who had his hands on his pockets and looked at the ground as he walked. He had short brown hair combed around his head and black pupils in the shape of splotches as well.
Both wore the official U.A uniforms.
"Aw geez Rick. Why are we in this world again? This weird anime where everyone has abilities? I don't get why we have to go to a high school made for students with powers if we can just portal home." Morty says nervously looking around at other students wearing the same uniform as them. He sees a boy walk by who had no lips, and it kinda freaked him out a bit.
Rick turns to Morty, grabbing him by the shoulders despite the height Morty held over him.
"First off they are called quirks Morty. Some time back humanity evolved and suddenly manifested theses weird powers that got more potent overtime. People bred and made more kids with more powerful quirks. Quirks apparently dominate most of society, those with weak quirks or no quirk are typically discriminated against. I mean REALLY discriminated against. Like 1940's jews in Nazi Germany type of-"
"Alright I heard enough." Morty sighs, not wanting to hear more about this world's issues. It was bad enough being around aliens that technically weren't aliens, not to mention being in Japan.
"Besides why would we leave now? I mean look at how cool this place is! I mean look around." Rick points towards a boy with a raven head and a shadow bird looking creature following him.
"Look at that guy Morty! He has a bird head! He has some shadow demon attached to him! I mean where do you find shit like this!" Morty looks at the guy, questions popping into his mind the more he stares.
"You know we can't leave here Morty. You know this is the only place that we can find the substance they call "Trigger". In this world that shit is like opium, people love it. It makes your quirk super strong or whatever. The ingredient is only in THIS WORLD, nowhere else. Once I can get a sample I can use it for so much more than what these peons use it for. If only I knew what the main ingredient was." Tiny Rick does a thinking pose.
"Still...Why did you decide to become Tiny Rick again and why are we in a high school? I thought you were done with that?" Morty questions as they approach the halls of U.A.
"Well duh. You can't have an old sack of shit sign up for high school. I'm sure even these people have standards. I mean sure faking records of two recommended students from out of the country was easy, but imagine explaining an old drunk." Tiny Rick found his eyes drawn to a blue-haired girl with a larger than normal chest, floating towards the building.
"Also this school is well known across the planet so I figured we could be let in on some secret shit, or of course we can always come back at night." Rick shrugs. He REALLY wishes he could drink right about now.
The two bump into a boy with indigo hair, glasses, and engines in his calves.
He started speaking in Japanese and flicking his arms robotically, which confused the two.
Rick turns to Morty, taking out ear pieces.
"Morty put this on. It instantly translates any language to broken english and makes anything we say to Japanese. That way there are no problems with talking to locals." Morty takes it and put it in his ear, pressing the button to turn it on.
He learned his lesson with the shoes on the Mega seed planet.
Rick does the same.
"-is why you are wrong!" they catch the boy finishing his rant.
"Bro don't you got class?" Tiny Rick asks, the device translating his voice to perfect japanese.
"Yes I do. I was heading there now." He says, folding his arms across his arms and looking down on Rick.
Rick was not about to take any bullshit from anyone. He may be tiny, but he wasn't about to be bullied by anyone.
He goes on a rant.
"Actually since you are such a kiss ass to the rules. Explain why you are holding up traffic. Explain why you are harassing two students who have done nothing to you. Tell us why anything you said actually matters in the long run. Explain why you think enforcing rules despite being a student yourself and given no authority by anyone, is a good idea. Matter of fact explain why I shouldn't report this to the principal, blatant public harrassment to smaller individual beings. This can be listed as bullying and could leave a baaaaad mark on your record. Just saying." Tiny Rick shrugs being non-chalant, knowing how these types work.
There was a girl with orange hair in a side ponytail, and blue eyes standing behind them. She smiles politely. Morty blushes looking at her, thinking she is adorable and how her hair color reminds him of Jessica.
'Anime girls aren't so bad.' he says, lowkey checking out the girl.
The boy with glasses stammers out an apology and tries to think of an answer, but before he can, the bell rings.
The girl with orange hair rushes the other direction, heading towards her class while the glasses boy goes in the opposite direction.
Rick quickly pulls back the sleeve of his uniform and looks at a watch. It shoots out a light green light that shows them the way to their classroom, sort of like some sort of clairvoyance.
"Lets get to class Morty, and hope that we don't run into that jackass again." Rick shakes his head, annoyed. Some of these kids were always pissing him off.
The two go to class.
"Aw geez Rick, why did you go and make him your enemy? Wh-what if we find him in class?" Morty says nervously, grabbing his arm. That guy was intimidating and Morty did not want to see him again.
"Oh please Morty. The odds of that dork being in the same class as us are lower than limbo. Think positive Morty, we might see anime Jessica here."
Morty blushes again, not realizing he was caught staring at the other girl. The thought of seeing her instantly soothes his nerves.
"Now come on Morty. Lets get ready to have some adventures in our new hero academia!" Rick then opens the door with a smile, expecting to see all kinds of cool things and people.
The moment he opens the door the smile fades as he locks eyes with the same guy from the hall.
He sighs and facepalms.
"Oh great. This kiss ass is in our class?" Rick groans out, drawing the attention of three people nearby. A boy with a tail, a girl with purple hair and headphones on her ears, and a boy with what appears to be multiple limbs.
"Rick! You're drawing attention." Morty says nervously as he feels eyes head their way.
Tiny Rick shrugs, not giving a damn.
"So? None of these irrelevant 2-D models are real, doesn't matter what they think." Rick walks off, Morty following him. Morty gives the three an apologetic look.
That statement caused the three to look at each other confused, the girl raising her eyebrow as in questioning what the fuck the kid was smoking.
Tiny Rick scans the room.
"Damn Morty, looks like anime Jessica isn't in class. Better luck next time." Rick pats his shoulder sympathetically.
"Excuse me, I would have to ask you to please refrain from using such vulgar language." the two turn around coming face to face with titties.
Morty blushes again, this time covering his pants as he sees who was talking to them.
In front of them was a tall girl with gray eyes, and dark hair in the shape of a ponytail. She had a shape that drew the attention of the two, mostly her rack.
Rick does a wolf whistle, causing the girl to blush slightly but she kept her demeanor.
"Damn Morty you better shoot your shot, go get er' champ." Rick pats Morty's back, leaving him to go talk to other students. If Tiny Rick was good at one thing, it was socializing.
The girl shakes her head looking at Tiny Rick with a disappointed glare.
"What a foul boy." she comments.
Morty stammers, trying to come up with something to say to the girl.
'Anything! Come on Brain! Don't fail me now!' Morty tries hyping himself up, wanting to try and get her number despite the fact they were there for a limited time.
Right as he opens his mouth, the girls walks off toward her seat, leaving Morty alone.
Morty sighs, and walks to an empty seat, putting his head down.
"Aw geez."
End of the day
Morty sighs as he walks out, waiting for Rick. His teacher Aizawa was someone to be feared. That guy was not normal. He randomly made everyone do a quirk assessment test and nearly expelled some crazy green haired kid who broke his finger.
Morty himself passes easily because Rick gave him the Purge Planet suit to use as his "quirk" while Rick himself just used his cybernetic enhancements as his quirk.
He didn't manage to make any friends, just like his old school.
Morty scrolls through his phone, waiting for Rick.
"Mortyyyyy!" Morty hears Rick calling him and turns around.
"Wh-what the?" Morty's eyes nearly budge out of his head as he sees Tiny Rick...with a lot of his classmates.
Namely, Ashido, Kaminari, Kirishima, Sero, Sato, and Hagakure.
"Check it out! I made hella friends Mortyyyyy!" Tiny Rick says fist pumping.
