Episode 28: Wheel comes in Circles!

Hakamo-o, Mareanie ans Ribombee all sat in the elimination area, they looked angry, well all but Mareanie who smiled tiredly.

Host: Why so angry? First let's reveal the prize votes!

Prize votes: Ribombee, Ribombee, Ribombee, Donald Trump (Ribombee!)

Ribombee: alright!!! I'll ignore that Donald Trump comment because I I'm happy right now, so what's the dumb prize this time?

Host: it shall be revealed later... for now.. the votes!

Hakamo-o: Mareanie

Mareanie: Hakamo-o

Ribombee: Mareanie

Reasons: Hakamo-o and Ribombee dislike Mareanie, Mareanie thinks Hakamo-o is the bigger threat.

Both Ribombee and Hakamo-o smirked as the creepy Goth girl got most votes.

Host: now let's not forget about our audience!

Viewer Votes:

Save: Hakamo-o(10), Mareanie(21), Hakamo-o(0-1), Mareanie (10)

Mareanie: 0

Hakamo-o: -1

Eliminate: Mareanie(01), Hakamo-o (-10) Mareanie(12), Hakamo-o (01)

Welp Mareanie is eliminated!

Mareanie: heheheheh... dang...

Hakamo-o: I'll have to give you props weirdo, never thought you'd last this long.

Ribombee: I was surprised you even reached the merge to begin with.

Rowlet: Alright back off... you alright Mareanie?

Mareanie: heheheh better than ever... I'll miss you but it was fun making it this far...hehehe see ya.. *She walked away*

Rowlet felt sad.

Host: Why you sad? You gonna see her again right now! You see the final challenge is challenges all created by your eliminated players! You can only fail three times before you strike out! The challenges will be chosen at random so good luck everyone! Oh Ribombee your prize is you get four lives instead of three.

Ribombee (Confessional): I saw this exact same challenge on another show, these host is really unoriginal...

all the final 3 players were sitting in a stage, where invisible host said that the highest level player will spin the wheel*

Everyone expected Hakamo-o, so everyone bit Hakamo-o looked surprised went Rowlet went in first.

Rowlet spun the wheel and he got-

Host: Challenge #6 Grubbin wants you to BITE AND CHEW WOOD!

Rowlet looked annoyed, he glanced at the audience infront of the huge stage, which were all the precious eliminated contestants... Grubbin was smirking while Lurantis and Mareanie smiled at him.

Grubbin (Confessional): It is time for Grubbin to shine! I choose a very disgusting challenge in order to get any of those freaks eliminated! haha this is gonna be so good!

Rowlet looked angry as he was biting wood and ripping it off a log, he then glared at Grubbin straight in the eyes as he began to chew.

Host: Rowlet Survived! Here is a pokeblock yoi can use to skip doing challenges, with Two pokeblocks you can dare someone else to do the challenge! Hakamo-o you're up!

Hakamo-o walked towards the wheel and spins it

Host: Challenge #16 Minior! Explain it?

Minior: Hmpft! Hmp, Muffled humf!

Hakamo-o: What?

Host: Minior wants you to do a one minute Beatbox show..

Hakamo-o grumbled as he never did a beatbox before but tried, many contestants were laughing at how bad it sounded, you could hear Miniors uncontrollable muffled laughter from insjde its shell.

Host: and Hakamo-o wins a pokeblock!

Ribombee flew towards the circley wheel and spinned it..

Host: Challenge #8 Sandygast demands you.. to eat sand!

Ribombee looked disgusted

Rowlet: I had to chew on wood, so dont start complain now... *He boredly looked at her*

Ribombee growled and ate sand

Many rounds went on... Crabrawler told Rowlet to box against him, which he lost; Hakamo-o lost as he couldn't do the taxes of Trump forged for him, Ribombee lost as Turtonator challanged her to flip over his flipped shell body! However Rowlet won Dewpiders rock climbing mini challenge, Hakamo-o won Brionnes awkward singing challange, And Ribombee won Passimians do a three pointer in basketball challenge!!!!

The final three all looked tired... Rowlet skipped on Torracats swimming challange cause he didnt like getting wet, Hakamo-o skipped on Comfeys nursing challange saying his family would kill him if he was too girly, Ribombee skipped on Mudsdales farm work challenge...

Eventually there were no more skips left...

Rowlet, Hakamo-o and Ribombee were all starting to get very tired, to make things more interesting, the host started insentivicing dares!

Rowlet dared Ribombee to eat Orangurus biter medicinal soup, she did it but had tears in her eye...

Hakamo-o dared Rowlet to do a super loud cackling laugh like Mareanie

Rowlet boredly looked at Mareanie and she awkward said heheheheh

Rowlet sighed and did so loudly...

Ribombee dared Rowlet to be nice like Lurantis, he would lose if he cursed or got angry as she was always shy and calm.

Rowlet grumbled and told Lurantis oh come on what kind of challenge is that?

Lurantis blushed and looked away.

Host: You already failed it but because I'm nice I'll give you another chance.

Hakamo-o: wack.

Rowlet dared Hakamo-o to do Tsareenas beauty contest and dress up, he angrily did so.

Hakamo-o dared Rowlet to cry like Wishiwashi, he had a full minute to make himself cry, we see Rowlet desperately trying to cry but nothing coming out.

Wishiwashi cried seeing him struggle so hard...

Rowlet failed, he only had one life left.

Rowlet looked shocked but before he yelled he calmed himself down because he still had the Lurantis challenge

Rowlet breathed in and out, then said.

Rowlet: excuse me you two very defined pokemon, but why are thou picking on me so much *He asked with a smile*

Hakamo-o: Isn't it obvious? Ribombee and i realized if you're gone both of our chances of winning increase!

Rowlet: w-what...

Ribombee: We're both bad and if the viewers have to vote in the final two who you'd think they'd vote a bad guy or a nice guy!

Rowlet: I'm not even nice

Hakamo-o: Still, you've done less shady things than we did this season so viewers would obviously make make the winner instead of us, you're you're obvious winner which is why we have to take you down

Rowlet looked shocked and stuttered.

Rowlet: Come on give me a chance... haven't you heard the rejoiners never win rule? They wouldn't vote me cause of that!

Hakamo-o: oh yeeeea not like we gonna risk that anyway

Ribombee: too many factors, so we just gonna drop you off right now!

Rowlet: Come on host.. this can't be fair it's two against one... *He looked at the sky and tried his best to not sound mad*

Host didn't reply.

Hakamo-o: heh there's our answer

Ribombee: now move aside cause it's my turn!

Ribombee spun the wheel it landed on Dhelmise.

Host: Dhelmises challenge is sing the Sea Shanty!

Dhelmise: Don't worry matey, this one's an easy one!

Rowlet frowned and began to sing: It's the Sea Shanty.. and it's quite catchy...

Hakamo-o and Ribombee kept laughing as the owl tried his best to now cry of embarrassment.

The whole audience of eliminated players watching him sing on stage, Lurantis, Comfey, Ribombee, Mareanie, Brionne, Oranguru and Lycanroc were the only ones that didn't laugh, Komala also but she was asleep.

Host: Rowlet your turn!

Rowlet looked depressed and defeated as he spun the wheel, he got Salazzle...

Host: Salazzle wants someone to steal the Golden camera across a bootcamp challenge, there will be mines and traps.

Rowlet: Is flying allowed?

Host: yea

Rowlet: Alright I choose Hakamo-o.

Hakamo-o crossed his arms and scoffed, he began doing the course to be a thief like Salazzle however he accidentally stepped on a mine and blew himself up landing in the stage again!

Hakamo-o grunted and said that Rowlet has to do the next challenge no matter what it is as he spun the wheel

Rowlet got Stuffles build your own bear plush.

Hakamo-o growled

Rowlet began to work and did it effortlessly.

Ribombee spun the wheel and got Wimpods be called mean things by everyone challenge

Ribombee: how is this a challenge..

Wimpod: it's mentally crippling...

The challenge started

Drampa: Back in my days owls couldn't be pokemon! All we had were pigeons and crows!

Rowlet looked bored

Donald Trump: I don't like you owl, you're un-American.

Rowlet facepalmed

Crabrawler: You suck at fighting dude!

Rowlet shrugged

Mudsdale: you're a little peeps peepsqueak!

Rowlet looked sleepy.

Tsareena: You know that hat makes you look fat right?

Rowlet fixed his tophat.

Dhelmise: Sorry matey but forced to tell you that you'd never make it in me crew

Rowlet sighed

Lurantis: oh um... do i have to say something?

Host: You MUST!!!!

Lurantis: oh um okay...uh I think you're uh... cool?

Host: no something mean!

Lurantis: oh um... ehm... seeing you eat wood was kinda gross?

Rowlet: fair enough...

Lycanroc: Awe man saying something mean to you? That's gonna be hard we are like best buddies!

Rowlet: are we?

Lycanroc: geez... why you always such a party pooper...

Mareanie: heheheheh you have a big forehead... *she snickered*

Rowlet: Thanks for the honesty...

Host: congratulations you have survived!!!!

Rowlet: honestly Wimpod that challenge was so long and boring I just wanted to end it all right there and then...

Ribombee: i know right, took around forty minutes to get through everyone...

Host: Alright new rule you MUST do the challenges you the wheel now, no giving it to others!

Rowlet didn't look fazed, but Hakamo-o and Ribombee looked a little worried.

Rowlet had 1 life, Hakamo-o had 1 and Ribombee had 2.

Rowlet boredly spun the wheel, it landed on Bruxish.

Host: your challenge is... to KISS BRUXISH!!!

DRAMATIC MUSIC*

Bruxish: Come 'ere baby! Pucker Up! *she did kissing sounds*

Rowlet had a big frown.

Hakamo-o: Hahaha you have a kiss the ugly fish!

Ribombee: just don't think of those slimy lips Rowlet haha!

Rowlet glared at them, he then looked at Lurantis and Mareanie they both frowned and shrugged.

Lurantis: um... go get em tiger?

Rowlet sighed and said I'm an owl.

Bruxish went on the stage, Rowlet prepared for a small kiss and then Bruxish went to town and kissed him lots.

Mareanie: heheheh score...

Host had to physically pull Bruxish off him...

Host: oh um... you survived...

Rowlet looked sad, it doesn't feel like i did... he said... he had lipstick marks all over his face.

Rowlet (Confessional): I Swear if i did all this work just for those two jerks to beat me in the end, I'm gonna lose it!

Hakamo-o grinned and spun the wheel.

Hakamo-o your challenge is to say something to Morellul in Morse code!

Hakamo-o: but I don't know that!

Host: just tap and get something random..

Morellul was in stage to hear better

Hakamo-o looked oddly at the wood and began to tap sometimes pausing and then tapping again

He said...

.. / ... ... .. .--. / -.-- -- ..- / .-- .. - ... / .-. -- -... -- - -.--

This made Morellul blush and he shot an energy ball at Hakamo-os face.

He looked angry and blushed as he left and blinked .. / -.. -- -. .--. - / -.. .- - . / . -- -- / -... -- -.-- ...

Hakamo-o: wah what did I say?!

Host: doesn't matter, next up is Ribombee!

Ribombee got Oricorios get kicked I'm the face by each member of the old Queen Trio Alliance

Ribombee: What! That's not fair!!!!

Mareanie: heheheheheh I'm gonna enjoy this... *she jumped on Ribombees face and sticked on her face*

Ribombee muffled screamed and threw her off

Tsareena: No hard feelings bae but I gotta teach who's still in charge *she then did a Trop Kick on Ribombees face*

Lurantis then walked in shyly.

Ribombee looked a bit dizzy from Tsareenas kick but then grinned when she saw Lurantis.

Ribombee: What's your shy butt gonna do to me huh?

Lurantis got mad and kicked Ribombee in the face hard.

Ribombee: ow... *she groaned in pain*

Rowlet and Hakamo-o both couldn't help but smirk at her.

Lurantis: How about that beoch! I hate you! *for the first time Lurantis looked mad and spoke loudly as she then huffed and walked away*

Ribombee looked bruised and hurt when an Anchor came in looking happy.

Dhelmise: Aye Aye matey, this shall definitely hurt you more than it will hurt me you weasel, SAY GOOD NIGHT SALLY!!! *she sung her metal anchor at Ribombee completely knocking her out*

Dhelmise: Yar! And people said this pirate doesn't have strength hmpf! *She flew back to the audience*

Hakamo-o: Damn Ribombee got an ass whooping

Host: yea but since she technically fainted she didn't finish the challenge therefor she loses a life and she's on her final life!

Ribombee: What!! That's *BEEP!* I DID YOUR STUPID CHALLENGE I SHOULD'VE WON!

Host: deal with it, you all have 1 final life anyone one of you that lose a challenge is automatically eliminated! Rowlet you're up!!

Rowley walked towards the wheel, once someone's challenge had been completed only the ones that havent bee done remained... as of now only Trumbeak, Komalas and Lycanrocs challenges were up..

Rowlet spinned and got Komala.

Host: I sprayed you with a Drowsy gas, you will now want to sleep extremely badly! If you fall asleep you lose!

Rowlet looked EXTREMELY tired and sleepy

Hakamo-o spun his... Lycanroc her challenge was to change your color and be shiny!!!

Rowlet: What the... come on Lycanroc that's a super easy challenge... *He tiredly looked at her*

Lycanroc: what.. I wanted to be nice...

Hakamo-o however looked horrified

Hakamo-o (Confessional): Shiny? SHINY?! Does anyone know how dumb a shiny Hakamo-o looks! I'll be the laughing stock of my pack!

Hakamo-o sweated and growled a fine.

Gasps!

Hakamo-o: Only cause if I said no and lost my family would tease me a dragon like myself lost to a small owl and a fairy bug... huh what are you nerds looking at?

Ribombee: um... here use my... fashion mirror.. *Ribombee frowned as she gave him her mirror, oh BTW Ribombee rn is bruised and has a black eye*

Hakamo-o boredly took it and... HE WAS SHINY!!!!

Hakamo-o: What the! This isn't fake coloring this is.. my real body!!!

Host: oh yea I used magic to turn you shiny... and even if you evolve you'll still be shiny.

Hakamo-o fell to his knees and screamed NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Mareanie: heheheheheh you're pink *she snickered*

Ribombee: and barf yellow...

Host: Ribombee you get Trumbeaks challenge her challenge is... eat worms!

Ribombee: Are you serious Trumbeak!

Trumbeak: what... I thought the challenges had to be themed... we birds eat worms!

Rowlet: I don't.

Turtonator: Shut up tree eater hahahaha *He laughed much to Rowlets annoyance*

Ribombee blushed looking at everyone who was staring at her and began to eat worms infront of everyone

Many players gagged and ew'ed

Ribombee cried and said done... with a mouthful of earthworms, she swallowed

Host: gross but you survived! Alright I have scanned the deepest darkest parts of your mind and decided you shall all do what YOU think is the worst challenge!

What!? The final 3 said

Hakamo-o: First of all invasion privacy! Second of all how can you even do that! You a psychic type?!

Host: I'm not even a pokemon

Ribombee (Confessional): Thinking about it... no one on any season before has ever seen what the host looks like, none of us know what he is!

Rowlet your biggest fear is being controlled and forced into something so we force you to marry someone right now in the traditional Alolan for life pledge!

Gasps!

Rowlet: what... you can't be serious...

Host: Tick tock before time runs out!

Lycanroc: oh Arceus he's actually serious!

Oricorio: This is awful!

Tsareena: Dont worry owl man! It's just something you'll be stuck with forever and won't be able to change so take your time! *He laughed evilly*

Rowlet looked to be panicking

He looked at Lurantis who looked back.

Rowlet: i.. uh... um... i... i...

Host: Okay 10 seconds left.

Rowlet: i... I choose Mareanie?

Gasps!!!!!

Mareanie: heheheheheheh what?! *She blushed and laughed nervously*

Lurantis: but um... why?

Rowlet: no hard feelings but... I um... don't really know much about you...

Lurantis: oh... and you do with her...

Rowlet: Kinda? I been with her a lot during this entire season... and I want to help her get better as well...

Mareanie smiled.

Turtonator: dude that's gonna be a nasty smash.

Rowlet glared at him and a lot of the girls told Turtonator to shut up, he looked at the floor sad

Host: Alright then do the alolan ritual

Mareanie smiled and got on stage, she began the dance and alolan ritual with Rowlet and well-

Host: k you both are married whatever

Eliminated players all clap

Host: Hakamo-o your turn! Your biggest fear is being weak... so... I'LL TURN YOU INTO A LEVEL 1!!!!!!

GASPS!!!!!!!

Hakamo-o: WHAT?!?!?!?!

Host: You can decide if you wanna remain a shiny Hakamo-o or be a Shiny Jangmo-o!

Hakamo-o looked horrified.

Rowlet: I guess my challenge wasn't as hard as his *He whispered to his wife*

Mareanie: heheheheh he's screwed...

Hakamo-o growled and said Fine do it you bitc-

Before he could finish lightly struck him from the sky and afterwards afterwards was a tiny level 1 shiny Jangmo-o!

Jangmo-o: NOOOO MY STRENGTH DEVELOPMENT!!!

Passimian: HA! And you were so close to becoming a Kommo-o too yo! Got em!

Jangmo-o growled and said I'll destroy you, but his smaller voice sounded cute more than scary now

Host: Ribombee you ready for your challenge?!

Ribombee looked nervous but nodded.

Host: Ribombee... your challenge is... to eat trash!!!!!

Ribombee looked horrified.

GASPS!

Mudsdale: damn all of these challenges are gasp worthy! What do you say Salazzle?

Salazzle was on a hospital bed in a coma, her medical IV beeped from time to time*

Lycanroc looked sad seeing her like that.

Host: So, will you do it?

Ribombee began crying and started eating it

Everyone ew'ed even the host, some pokemon even puked.

Ribombee: I...came this far...i cant... stop... now... *She sounded muffled since she was chewing an crying*

Jangmo-o looked depressed seeing as his powerful strength was gone AND he was pink?

Rowlet smiled and talked to Mareanie to not fall asleep, she blushed and smiled back.

Lurantis looked a bit sad but deep inside she was happy Rowlet was happy.

Host: wow... you all REALLY wanna win... the champion of alola title which means you get a job in the Alola League, and that pays a lot!

Rowlet, Jangmo-o and Ribombee all looked tired and hurt in one way or another...

Host: fine... final Challenge will be a... hmmm... ehm... I never thought anyone would make it this far...

The host had run out of challenges to do...

Everyone was waiting what the true final challenge was gonna be...

Host: The final challenge is... a don't breathe challenge!! Take deep breath because I'm about to make your mouth and nose completely shut so you can't can't oxygen! First contestant that goes unconscious loses and won't be able to be voted for the final time!!!!

GASPS!!!!!

FIVE*

Lycanroc: Wait there has to be another way!

FOUR!*

Oricorio: This can't be legal!

THREE*

Tsareena: Sorry girl but check again on the fine print.. *she showed the show contract*

TWO!*

The eliminated players were all screaming and looked nervous...

ONE!!!!*

Rowlet, Jangmo-o and Ribombee all sweated and looked terrified but they all took a deep breath and absorbed oxygen.

Ding!

A cute bell sounded...

Everyone was silent...

Rowlet, Jangmo-o and Ribombee all had their cheeks puffed up a bit as they were all holding air...

Everyone looked nervous...

At 30 seconds their cheeks stopped being puffed as they exhaled air for the last time

The final 3 now really started to shake and look afraid...

A full minute had passed and the players were extremely struggling, some even fell to the floor but were still awake.

Comfey: You must stop this! Don't you know that lack of oxygen can cause many health risks!!!!

The final 3 were all crying and then... they all stopped shaking as they died

Silence

Brionne: T-they're dead!

Salazzles machine beeped

Torracat: No we aren't talking about you

Mareanie looked horrified and cried seeing Rowlets dead body

The Host was silent...

Tsareena: Hey host! I command you to do something!

Host: huh wah? Oh they died I went away to check on something...

Dewpider: please do something! They're dead!

Host: yea... it seems they're pretty dead... Braixen levels of dead... huh never thought this would happen...

Silence

Host: oh well I guess I can just revive them

Bop*

Rowlet, Jangmo-o and Ribombee were all alive gasping for air and sweating they all looked the same... Rowlet with lipstick all over his face, Jangmo-o shiny

And Ribombee had her black eye and was covered in dirt/trash a bit, she also smelled bad.

Oranguru: what did you see on the other side? *the wise money asked*

Rowlet: ... we... we were dragged to the Distortion world... and had to escape Giratina who wanted to drag us to hell...

Jangmo-o: ... we were all terrified but worked together to keep escaping from her...

Ribombee: eventually we were cornered... so we only had one option... we all began to fight Giratina ... and then... we were all teleported here again...

Silence

Host: Well that's a cool scene we will never see anywho did anyone saw who died first? Anyone at all?

Silence...

Lurantis: we were all kinda too horrified by their deaths we didn't pay attention to that...

Mareanie: heheheheh yea...that was horrible... *she looked tired and frowned*

Turtonator: Nah I don't think anyone saw...

Host: no one at all saw? Hmm... alright then... I guess I'll choose you... you're eliminated.

Rowlet: WHAT WHY!!!!! *HE LOOKED OUTRAGED*

Host: idk rejoiners never win I guess...

Rowlet: YOU MOTHERFU- *HE KEPT SENDING BRAVE BIRDS AND LEAFAGE ATTACKS AT THE SKY*

But since the host is invisible it hit nothing...

Host: Which means Jangmo-o and Ribombee are the final two!!!

The audience did slow claps.

Lycanroc: I cant tell which one is worse, they're both ass.

Passimian: exactly yo!

Elimination music starts playing*

Rowlet in the background was seen angrily screaming and yelling at the sky curse words, Lurantis and Mareanie hugged him to try and calm him down.

Jangmo-o and Ribombee looked tired and lifeless as the voice of the host said...

Host: Viewers! Vote who you think deserves to win this season the most! The one with the most votes shall be the winner of The Alolan Olympics!!!!

Vote for a winner, voting ends tomorrow


Episode 29: Afthermathematics Review!

Now let's see who will leave... with an Aftermath Show!

Afthermathematics Theme*

A live audience was clapping and cheering on the contestants who were now all sitting in stage bleachers*

Brionne: Is that how you spell Aftermath?

Suicune: it gives it flare so shut up

Trumbeak: what the... why is Suicune here.. this is like the only time a host has ever shown up!

Ninetails: don't forget Co-Host! My name is Ninetails!

Oricorio: Are you two perhaps the ones that host the show and are invisible?

Ninetails: oh Spear Pillar no! We just work for him, if we don't he will annihilate us

Suicune: true, work is a bitch but hey at least we get payed... anywho here in the Afthermathematics segment we will interview our contestants! Show off the juices of secrets, maybe see some drama and of course the main event is deciding who wins Alolan Olympics!

Jangmo-o and Ribombee were sitting together in a small throne, they both barely fit together so they looked uncomfortable

Passimian: Hey whats up with your color yo! You look pink!

Jangmo-o: Thanks for reminding me monkey!

Mareanie: hehehehe she smells bad... *she snickered*

Ribombee huffed and looked away as she was covered in dirt, grime and even a dead fish skeleton

Suicune: Alright let's get to interviewing! In our new segment called Your Experience Here!

(YEH INTRO)

Claps and cheers from live audience*

Torracat: Where is that even coming from?

Rowlet boredly shrugged

Suicune: Wimpod, you were the very first player eliminated! So how did it feel any thoughts?

Wimpod: ...well my time on the islands weren't really that exciting... heck I was scared of my own team... but I think I'm getting better... maybe I'll join a new season in the future!

cheers*

Ninetails: nicely said Wimpod! What about you Bruxish?

Bruxish: I am saddened I didn't spend much time with these ssssexy! Men... I could've given then all smooches *she did kissing sounds*

The men looked uncomfortable...

Ninetails: uh... okay?

Suicune: Alright old man your time is up! What happend during your short time spend in the island?

Drampa: gah it was horrible all the walking around and yelling, I just want to listen to some news about the communists and relax sleeping on the patio, instead I had to be around all these annoying young whippersnappers! Back on my day they showed us old veterans some respect!

Suicune: yea yea whatever you say.. *she looked bored as she lighted up a cigar and began smoking*

Ninetails: um... next up is Stuffle! How did you feel about your pedobear accusations?

suddenly the APD busted in and grabbed hold of Stuffle!*

Army-Men Arcanine: Alolan Police Department! That stuffle is going away for a long time, they committed a horrible crime!

Suicune: wait so their accusations of being a pedo are true?!

General Garchomp: what? Of course not, he's going away for the worst crime of all... TAX FRAUD!!!!

dramatic music*

Stuffle did cute bear noises

Lieutenant Lucario: You bear bastard, you dare to smile as such awful crime...

Sheriff Sandslash: Alright get em out of here!

The APD left with stuffle*

Ninetails: Ooooo Classic Stuffle!

Laugh Track*

Ninetails: Anything you have to add Komala?

Komala was snoring deep asleep...

Suicune: uh we'll be right back after these messages ...

The camera zoomed out a bit as the Afthermathematics theme played, and commercials/ads started playing*

Suicune: okay? Next up we have Morellul!

Morellul: .. ..-. / -.-- -- ..- / - .- .-.. -.- / - -- / -- . / .- --. .- .. -. / .. / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / -.-. .- .-.. .-.. / -.-- -- ..- / -.-. ..- -. -

Suicune: uh noted...

Ninetails: How about we talk with Oranguru!

Oranguru: To find inner peace... one must first find themselves... that's why a bowl is most useful when it is empty...

Silence

Mudsdale: uh what the hell does that mean?

Suicune: meh probably the same thing as this *she pointed at Minior who said muffled hmpft mumble HMMMM!!!*

Suicune: Whatever next interview is with Crabrawler!!!

Crabrawler: I am so angry I got unfairly eliminated! That shit was rigged! I kept being targeted by this one dude, so if I ever see him in real life I'm bout to square up on sight! *He looked angry and dramatic music played when Crabrawler showed his hit list that said people I have to punch in the face and one of those names was Dittscord*

Ninetails: oh... um... next up is Brionne! *She tried to change the vibes to happier ones*

Brionne: Hello everyone! I am so happy to be here! Anywho I loved my time on the show and adored my team!

Turtonator couldn't help but snicker.

Brionne: my only regret is not getting to know you all more... I truelly enjoyed my shirt time on the show!

Suicune: what do you mean? You reached the merge... anywho Torracat you're up

Torracat: I don't care I was eliminated, specially by this butterfly bitch!

Ribombee: Hey! Rude!

Tsareena: heh isn't that hypocritical...

Ninetails: Let's give it a hand for Turtonator!

Turtonator: Heh hey everyone Big T up in this house!

Rowlet: It's more of a outside amphitheater stage. *Rowlet spoke in his usual deadpan voice *

Turtonator: Shut up nerd! Anywho i deserved to stay in longer! I have no idea why I was eliminated over these losers!

Suicune: uh alright whatever next up is Salazzle!

Salazzle was on her life support bed her machine beeping from time to time and suddenly it flatlined*

Ninetails: Um! The Afthermathematics Show will be right back!!! Call the medic!!!

The screen zoomed out a bit revealing the panic on stage*

few minutes later*

We see Oricorio patting a crying Lycanroc

Suicune: Well she's finally in a true hospital, hopefully she will recover but doctors aren't sure *she tasted Lycanroc which made her cry more*

Oricorio glared

Suicune: oh calm your lesbian bird needs and say hi to Mudsdale!

Mudsdale: So about my farm you see-

Suicune: K we skipping you... the viewers want to see actual popular characters not boring normies...

Mudsdale: what! Im not boring!I have a farm a-a-and I uh like mud!

Suicune: LIKE I WAS SAYING, next up is Oricorio the lesbian girl!

Oricorio: Stop calling me that, and what I have said he already been said... I don't mind leaving the game... sure I met many unpleasant people but also some good friends *she smiled at Lycanroc who smiled back*

Suicune: heh yea "friends" whatever Passimian it's your turn. *she did a memeable face*

Passimian:I'm a rejoiner yo but I'm happy I got this far I teacher everyone that sports rules!

Ninetails: Um ninetails what are you getting in your fax machine? *she asked nervously as the sound of fax machine printing was sounding*

Suicune: hmm, it seems it's a chart made by the in-universe fans of the show.

The Chart showed a Meme which said

The Virgin Passimian: Returns and is the same cocky monkey; is physical strong so he has no excuse for losing so much; gets no prizes; eliminated a few episodes after his rejoin; Got No Bitches!

The Chad Rowlet: Returns and develops; is physically weal but works hard and wins; gets lots of prizes; got super close to the end at fonal 3; Scored 2 babes in 1 season!

Passimian: thats just messed up bro... *He did sad monkey noises*

Suicune: Accurate anywho we are almost done, next up is the tyrant queen of mean herself, Tsareena!

Tsareena: Thanks for addressing me so formerly you fat host

Suicune: what did you just!!

Tsareena: I for one am very happy so that so many of MY alliance members reach this far it is thanks to ME that you reached that far, so feel free to thank me! *she looked confident and posed*

Dhelmise and Mareanie glared, Lurantis looked at her boredly...

Ribombee sighed: Thanks Tsareena... you're the best... *she looked bored as she was forced to say that*

Lycanroc: You're her bitch even till the end huh...

Ribombee rolled her eyes.

Jangmo-o: Can you all hurry this up! I'm bored!

Tsareena: Fine, Ninetails which one of these losers is up next?

Ninetails: I suppose that would be Dhelmise!

Dhelmise: Yar! I had a fun time playing this game, it was a true pirate adventure for me yo ho ho, it's a shame I had to walk the plank so close to the end but I'll try to sign up for future seasons matey!

Ninetails: well said, how about you Lurantis? Anything you wanna talk about?

Lurantis: um.. not really... my time on the show was fine...I guess... *she looked shy*

Suicune: how about you spill the beans and tell us the drama, what has been happing between you, Rowlet and Mareanie~

The live audience said ooooooooo~~~~

Lurantis: i- um- what?

Suicune: It's pretty obvious you had the hots for Rowlet as soon as he returned *She showed her Aftermath TV screen scenes of Lurantis blushing staring at Rowlet in the background*

Lurantis blushed

Suicune: So I assume him marrying Mareanie must've been a huge *beep* punch

Lurantis: um... well... I'm not mad... I'm happy he is happy with her... I guess... I'll get over it... hopefully he and I can at least be friends...

Rowlet: Sure, i don't have a problem with that *He shrugged nonchalantly*

Lurantis and Mareanie were at both sides of Rowlet, he still had his blackglasses on.

Passimian: *Sad Monkey Meme Face*

Ninetails: almost done! Lycanroc your opinion on the show?

Lycanroc: I think it was kinda nice and fun at the start but near the end there was just too much drama, I'm a little upset the final two are both jerks!

Jangmo-o: Cry me a river will you

Ninetails: Mareanie anything to say?

Mareanie: heheheheh I have a husband now... *she snickered and hugged him*

Ninetails: well it seems that's fact, and finally Rowlet! How was your experience on the show?

Rowlet: Hmm let's see it was filled with annoying brutes

Shows scenes of Turtonator and Mudsdale pushing players around*

Rowlet: boring nice people

shows scenes of Brionne, Comfey and Lycanroc complaining every wasn't nice or being too overly happy*

Rowlet: Annoying cowards...

Shows scenes where Rowlet looks boredly at Wimpod, Wishiwashi and Dewpider who all looked terrified in episode 1*

Rowlet: Absolute braindead morons!

shows scenes of Dhelmise singing and being annoying while also showing Crabrawler doing math wrong and Trump being stupid*

Rowlet: Tyrant controlling alliances...

Shows scenes of both Tsareena with Ribombee and Hakamo-o by himself trying to make Rowlet join his alliance*

Rowlet: and of course it had super over the top weird people...

shows scenes of Bruxish doing kissy face, Minior speaking muffled and Mareanie snickering*

Rowlet: well, wasn't all that bad; at least i got to meet some very special people along the way.. *He gave a small genuine smile at Lurantis and Mareanie*

Live audience awes

Suicune: k enough mushy stuff it's time for the reveal of the end on our new segment Afthermathematics Winner!!!!

(AW Theme!)

Suicune: here are the rules, one by one we will ask who do YOU want to win the season, Jangmo-o or Ribombee!

Both of them in the throne looked nervous...

Comfey: wait we are the ones that vote now?!

Brionne: Deja vu...

Ninetails: That's right darling, you choose who wins this season so start voting, Rowlet?

Rowlet: uh... I don't like either of them... * He looked bored*

Suicune: Host says you must vote someone or else they gonna make you all hold your breaths again

Gasps!

Rowlet: fine... I choose Ribombee...

Mareanie: heheheh... I'll choose what my husband chooses i guess... *she snickered*

Lycanroc: Ugh this is hard I hate them both so much...I guess ill go with Jangmo-o just cause he wasn't on the Queen Trio alliance...

Lurantis: same... I'll go with Jangmo-o

Dhelmise: Yar! Jangmo-o it's ye lucky day you get a vote for me you slimy swashbuckler!

Tsareena: You hoo, Bombee guess what I'll vote for you, just cause a queen rewards her underlings~

Passimian: Jangmo-o betrayed me yo, so I vote Ribombee dude!

Oricorio: obviously Jangmo-o he didn't traumatize me like Ribombee...

Mudsdale: Jangmo-o is my bud so him I guess

Ninetails: we got a note from the hospital! It says Salazzle voted for Ribombee...

Oricorio: isn't she in a coma?

Tsareena: because someone threw her off a rocky cliff..

Lycanroc: *Barked at the sassy grassy*

Turtonator: uh Jangmo-o and I were buds too so I'll vote him...

Torracat: I'll only vote Jangmo-o cause he didn't beat me in the tie breaker unlike Ribombee

Brionne: well I'll vote Ribombee cause I feel bad she's getting little votes and wanna make this nice and fair!

Crabrawler: I vote Jangmo-o cause he has potential to become big and strong unlike such a small bug thing

Minior: Hmpft! Muffled HMMM!!!

Trumbeak: uh anyone caught that?

Tsareena: ah yes I think they said *She gets behind Minior and shakes him around as she tries to do a boy voice* I like totally vote Ribombee and by the way mumble muffled hmpft hmmm!!!

Grubbin: not gonna lie seems legit...

Lycanroc: Come on that cant be fair!

Ninetails and Suicune shrugged and said next.

Trumbeak: i vote Ribombee just cause she used to be on our old team Melemele Melees while Jangmo-o is a my little poni!

Dewpider: I vote Jangmo-o cause him being an alpha boy intimidates me...

Comfey: I vote Jangmo-o cause he used to be on my team I guess...

Oranguru: I learned to forgive enemy... one doesn't want to seem to understand that strength isn't everything ..while other is tired weak and suffering instead cause past...I give pity to Ribombee...

Ribombee: Stop looking at my past old man... *she felt her privacy invaded*

Morellul: .-. .. -... -- -- -... . . / .-- ..- ... - / -.-. .- ..- ... . / ... ... . / .. ... / .-.. . ... ... / .- -. -. -- -.-- .. -. --.

Suicune and Ninetails: What?

Morellul boredly walked towards Ribombee...

Ninetails: oooo her

Gumshoos: I vote Jangmo-o just cause men are better than women

Trumbeak: excuse me?

Comfey: um...

Lurantis: huh?...

Lycanroc: you what!

Mudsdale: want a piece of this!

Dhelmise: YAR i'ma sink your boat matey!

Tsareena: don't make me kick you old man!

Wishiwashi: *Cries*

Bruxish: let me bite your *beep* off baby

Brionne: Not nice!

Salazzle: *Flatline sound*

Torracat: Ugh you're a pest...

Komala: Zzzz

Mareanie: heheheh he's sexist... *she snickered*

Ninetails: Alright alright enough, next...

Pyukumuku pointed at Ribombee

Sandygast pointed at Jangmo-o

Wishiwashi pointed at Ribombee crying

Grubbin: Jangmo-o just cause I think his dumb cringe pink color is hilarious!

Jangmo-o snarled.

Komala: *Asleep*

Oranguru: I'll scan her mind...

A few seconds pass...

Oranguru: They said Ribombee...

Suicune: hurry up who's next! A new season of Housewife Gardevoirs premiers tonight and I don't wanna miss out on the drama!

Cop Camerupt: Stuffle is in jail but they said Ribombee...

Suicune: thanks officer...

Drampa: Back in my days dragon types were the superior race, no type could defeat them! Now we have this girly prissy fairy pink crap that Destroys dragons! No thank you! Jangmo-o you deserve to win!

Bruxish: Jangmo-o is a boy so I'll vote him *she winked at him*

Jangmo-o frowned

Wimpod: um... I vote Ribombee.. just cause Jangmo-o was mean to me on episode one.. scaring me and what not...

Ribombee 14

Jangmo-o 15

Jangmo-o wins!

Totally real Live audience: *Cheers and Claps*

Ninetails: ah ah ah, have you forgotten about the viewer votes?

Jangmo-o: Psh this should be easy, I am way more likeable than you!

Ribombee: ... yea yea whatever...

Suicune: Before it is revealed anything you wanna say to your fans and family?

Jangmo-o: Haha I'm coming home with the cash everyone woohoo, this game was so easy! Haha!

Ribombee: I uh actually wanna say something to the eliminated players...

Suicune: what, you have nothing to tell your mommy and daddy?

Ribombee: not really they both were eaten by a Staraptor... anywho I kinda wanted to say I am sorry yet not sorry with all of you.. I'm not sorry cause I did nothing wrong! I played the game right, did alliances and had to do what I had to do to advance!

A lot of players looked mad.

Ribombee: but um... I'm also sorry with a lot of you.. Lurantis, Dhelmise and Mareanie sure were expendable worthless pawns

Dhelmise: and?

Ribombee: nothing else, I just should've kept you under my leash longer

Glares

Ribombee: Lycanroc I'm sorry you probably killed Salazzle and Oricorio I'm sorry my boss kicked the shit out of you

They both glared

Ribombee: Rowlet I'm sorry you got stuck with such an ugly wife

Rowlet: at least I didn't eat shit like you did with that trash

Mareanie: heheheh I can smell her from all the way here... *she snickered*

Ribombee: so in conclusion I am not regretting anything I did! I deserve to win, I made it farther than all of you i-

Ninetails: Ribombee what happened to you...

Ribombee: what...

Ninetails: play the clip...

The Afthermathematics TV showed clips... of episode 1 all the players were introducing themselves*

Jangmo-o: I'm a dragon type so I'll win! *He grinned*

Cutiefly: I like cute things!

The TV shows scenes of Cutiefly being nice and chill with her team at the start... but then when she was a Ribombee she became meaner and did the alliance...

Ninetails: You used to be so nice... so caring... and now you became dirty; literally!

she pointed at Ribombee who had trash on her, she smelled bad and had her black eye still*

Ribombee was silent.

Ninetails: Do you still like cute things?

Ribombee; ... I like to win... if I got this far is because I NEED to win, I don't have the privilege most of you have, living living houses or dens, I'm a wild pokemon! I had to live in the wild with those braindead ferals! Sure I used to like cute flowers and stuff back then... but now I like to win cause I know if I win...I'll finally have a home to call my own

Jangmo-o: Too long didn't read just reveal the votes already bitch

Suicune sighed here are the prize votes she said

Prize: Jangmo-o, Ribombee, Ribombee

Ribombee was suddenly blasted by a water hose

laugh track*

Ribombee looked bored and wet, she still had her black eye.

Suicune: heheh there's your bath bitch anywho here... are the viewer votes...

Winner: Ribombee (1415), Ribombee (1516), Jangmo-o 1514)

Loser: Jangmo-o(1413), Jangmo-o(1312) Ribombee (1615)

Final Score: Jangmo-o 12 vs Ribombee 15

Ribombee wins Alolan Olympics!

Jangmo-o: NOOOOO WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL, I THOUGHT I WON THIS GAME IS SO RIGGED WHAT THE ACTUAL FUC-

Ribombee didn't react much she looked to be indifferent...

The eliminated players did slow Claps, they didn't like either of them but by the first result... they clearly voted Jangmo-o more than her...

Lycanroc: Ugh why would the viewers vote for her?

Comfey: i don't know... the viewers are quite mysterious they even voted me off...

Ribombee was listening to this... did she deserve the win? She worked hard, she did alliances, she did awful challenges...she got more votes..but she felt empty...

Ninetails: Your prize is winning this show so its the prize of champion of alola, which means you won this show you aren't actually champion of alola

Ribombee still was silent...

Suicunte: You also get a free janitorial job at the pokemon league on Ula'Ula Island! Crappy job but Hey the pay is good!

Passimian: anywho let's keep this party going! *He played some music on a boombox and party lights went off, many players danced, some didn't, some went straight to the snacks section, some just outright left*

Ribombee looked to be in deep thought as she watched the Afthermathematics TV screen...

32nd Wimpod

31st Bruxish

30th Drampa

29th Stuffle

28th Komala

27th Grubbin

26th Wishiwashi

25th Sandygast/Palossand

24th Pyukumuku

23rd Trump

22nd Morellul

21st Oranguru

20th Comfey

19th Dewpider

18th Trumbeak

17th Minior

16th Crabrawler

15th Brionne

14th Torracat

13th Turtonator

12th Salazzle

11th Mudsdale

10th Oricorio

9th Passimian

8th Tsareena

7th Dhelmise

6th Lurantis

5th Lycanroc

4th Mareanie

3rd Rowlet

2nd Jangmo-o

1st Ribombee

Ribombee just kept staring at the TV screen while the eliminated players were all having an after show party in the background

Tsareena: So! Thanks to me you won the show how does it feel?

Ribombee: that's the thing... I don't know how to feel...

Tsareena looked at her oddly.

Ribombee: I should feel happy I won but... I keep thinking about all the things I did this season...did i.. really change that much... I can't remember when was the last time I thought something was cute...

Tsareena: Come on, the show is over a party is going on right now celebrate with us a bit, even if we were alliance mates... I still consider you a friend you know?

Ribombee stared at her and then sighed...

Ribombee: I think i need to go clear my head... but I'll be back to dance and eat some snacks if you want... *she gave a small smile*

Tsareena: Hmm, that's alright I suppose, take care. *She watched her fly away*

Tsareena boredly began walking back to the party, all the eliminated contestants were having fun, even the Aftermath show hosts were partying.

Turtonator, Mudsdale, Passimian: Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! OOOOOO!

They cheered Suicune who did a shot battle against Trumbeak who lost...

Tsareena rolled her eyes at the party, it wasn't the best but it would do, then from the shadows someone whispered her to come closer...

The invisible voice then teleported a golden envelope she read it and it said she did decently in this season and she could show off her skills once again in the private and official, All-Stars season.. you has been accepted to join Tsareena 8th Place

Tsareena: Hm.. peculiar... *She stuffed it on her purse went back to enjoy the party with the other ex players*

Tsareena: You seriously still on that form Oricorio you look like a peasant! *She began laughing*

Oricorio rolled her eyes and the party continued

K this marks the end of Season 4, Alolan Olympics!