Episode 1: Past Presents Future
The Hisui region is an ancient land, back from before pokemon were civilized, the pokemon roamed around and a bunch were teleported
Host: Okay so remember last time a big rock from the sky fell and killed a lot of you, well ima do that again
The primitive pokemon looked scared
Host: however ima give one of you a super magical power that will make you destroy the rock and be known throughout all the lands as the coolest boomer! Here are the choices I picked!
Qwilfish: I hate you!
Growlithe: Hello everyone!
Zorua: um...
Typhlosion: yoooo what's up~
Rufflet: I'm ready to stand by for battle!
Kleavor: *He grunted and sharped his axe*
Sneasel:Heh hey there
Ursaluna: what the... how did i get here!
Samurott: I am a warrior!
Decidueye: No I am!
Petillil: I like flowers
Basculin: What gender am I again?
Wyrdeer: It's getting cold now...
Goomy: Woah... where am I?
Bergmite: This place sucks! My phone has like no wifi!
Voltorb: yay!
Host (Confessional): I brought previous season veterans from the future to show how they do in a new environment, Ursaluna, Goomy and Bergmite are all from the future and did previous seasons, Rufflet is also from the future but was never In a season!
Host: Your first challange is archery, you must use these spears and throw them at the apricorns, if your team lands more hits it wins!
Decidueye did it easily so did Samurott trying to prove he was better
Ursaluna: where the hell am i...
Growlithe: ooo this will be fun! *He tried to shoot the Lance but failed*
Qwilfish: I hate Lance throwing
Zorua looked too scared to do the challenge...
On the other side...
Basculin: I don't have hands...
Voltorb and Wyrdeer: Same...
Petillil: Um.. how do i get back home?
Goomy: Come on guys um don't be sad I'm sure we can still win! *He was II3 Goo levels of happy and voice*
Bergmite: We are going to die!!!! Cause my phone is running low on battery! *she did a girly scream*
Wyrdeer frowned at her
Ursaluna: God I don't remember her being that annoying when i first saw season 1... *He threw his Spear and it landed*
Decidueye: Team Why aren't you doing more!
Basculin: We got no hands genius!
Voltorb: yea how could we ever-
Then it cuts away to show that both Rufflet and Kleavor managed to throw their spears and landed it well
Kleavor: Hmpf, no hands is no excuse *He glared at the enemy team*
Host: So it seams Team Old Olders is ufe
Bergmite: Really? Best name you could've come up with?
Host: Shut up, so yea choose someone from Old Olders to save, prize and eliminate! The person with the mist votes gets send back to where they came from!
Episode 2: Foodcraft
Decidueye won the tie breaker against Voltorb easily.
Decidueye: You're a learner not a warrior...
Voltorb looked sad and left
Host: This challenge is to craft! Craft an ancient medicine
Typhlosion: does anyone know how to cook?
Qwilfish: i hate cooking
Rufflin: no
Ursaluna: Nah
Sneasel: heh no
Growlithe; Come on team let's try anyway!
Meanwhile...
Samurott and Decidueye were cooking greatly
Petillil helped getting ingredients with Wyrdeer, Bergmite was trying to find signal and Goomy cheered his team up
In the end Old Olders won and Ancient Ancestors are UFE choose someone from them to leave
Episode 3: Little Magic Flute!
Host: Qwilfish guess what you're eliminated!
Qwilfish: I hate being Eliminated!
Host: So yea forgot to give prizes last time here Bergmite you win a charger
Bergmite: okay so um where are the plugs here? *she looked around the wild area*
Host: Rufflet your prize is uh a muscle band, there...
Rufflet: Cool i guess?
Host: This challange is the old alpha guardian flute playing challenge or something play the flute right and then fight an alpha pokemon!
Ursaluna blew on it but it didn't work: Ugh how does this thing turn on?!
Samurott: Give me the flute Owl, unlike your clan, my family knows how to honor the alpha gods *He snatched the flute away*
Decidueye (Confessional): I had no choice, a demon of orange said he would burn my clan and village if I didn't destroy the Water Edge Kai.. I am not proud of what I've done but I needed to do what i must to survive.
Samurott: That blasted Fist-Hoo Ryu Clan... they destroyed my village and for that I'll make sure I'll get revenge on him soon *He showed his sharp sword*
Growlithe: So um does anyone know how to play the flute?
Kleavor gave it a try but threw it away when he realized he didn't know how to play it..
Sneasel: Apparently not...
Rufflet: ugh..
Host: and Old Olders defeated the alpha Kricketune! It seems someone from Ancient Ancestors leaves! So choose someone to save, prize and eliminate! Voting ends tomorrow
Episode 4: Primal Instinct!
Zorua won the prize! It was an XL Candy, she ate it nervously.
This time Sneasel was out... or well would've been if it wasn't for her save! So out this episode is Rufflet.
This time a fighting challange! where both teams choose their three best champions, best of three wins!
Old Olders choosed...
Petillil: So I think we should choose Samurott, Decidueye and Wyrdeer
Basculin: sure
Bergmite: meh fine by me
Goomy: Come on team you can do it!
Ancient Ancestors...
Growlithe: um... what do we pick?
Zorua shrugged.
Sneasel: I'll fight!
Kleavor: Same.
Ursaluna: Count me in as well!
The battles happened Ancient Ancestors lost, vote to save, prize and eliminate them
Episode 5: Seeds of Evil!
Ursaluna destroyed Sneasel in the tie breaker challange like he did in season 2...
Ursaluna (Confessional): I don't have much waiting back at home.. so if I rechange history here heh I could be famous and rich in the future!
While the challange was going on and Typhlosion was playing with his new fidget spinner Ursaluna walked towards the other team
Ursaluna: Hey there how you two doing?
Petillil: I'm fine
Bergmite: bored af
Ursaluna: You know...us being in the past what exactly is happening happening the future?
Petillil looked shocked and said my garden!
While Bergmite was panicking she couldn't twitch stream
Bergmite (Confessional): I hate the past! No wifi! No good food! Who eats Berries anymore! I need my pizza!
Bergmite looked annoyed and Petilil stressed while doing the challenge...
Kleavor: Come on team hurry up and win
Ursaluna: Dont worry I got this one in the bag...
Growlithe and Zorua were becoming better friends Zorua being less shy and Growlithe being less reckless
Basculin: I don't think we gonna make it...
Wyrdeer: Shut up you unknown gender fish! We're almost done!
Goomy: Come on no need to be rude, let's all cheer up and- *He talked in his III Goo voice*
Host: Yea Ancient Ancestors won choose someone from Old Olders to save, prize and eliminate
Episode 6: Meltdown!
Basculin was eliminated cause Decidueye got a save vote...
Decidueye grunted, he wanted to show off his ninja skills against the samurai Samurott..
So now that the hermaphrodite Basculin is gone its challange time, it was a super easy challange but Bergmite had to mess it up and make her team lose.
Bergmite: I cant take it anymore! No electricity! No wifi! This place is torture!!!!!
Wyrdeer: What is she even talking about?
Samurott: yea what are those things?
Petillil looked away and Goomy smiled and shrugged
Vote someone from Old Olders out!
Episode 7: Rising Tensions!
Petillil and Wyrdeer were bottom two but Wyrdeer got a save vote so he stays and Petillil was returned to the future
Bergmites prize was an old hisuian toy
Bergmite: This shits useless
Decidueye and Samurott kept fighting about eachothers clans, Bergmite was trying to lose on purpose but Goomy evolved into Sliggoo and barely won for his team!
Ursaluna: How in the world did he won!?
Kleavor: not sure...
Zorua: ...
Growlithe: oh its alright team we will win next time
Typhlosion: yea dude
K whatever just save prize or eliminate someone from Ancient Ancestors!
Episode 8: Love at Last!
Ok so it seems Ursaluna stays cause of the save vote, Growlithe leaves but before he gives goodbye kiss to Zorua telling her to cheer up and enjoy life, this makes her a bit more confident and she evolves, Typhlosion gained weed from the future which he smoked and is now high
Anywho last team episode before merge, Old Olders lose cause Samurott and Decidueye kept rival fighting with eachother, Bergmite refusing to do the challange, Sliggoo barely being able to do, and Wyrdeer was being a weird deer
Anywho go vote
Episode 9: Ruins of Runes!
Samurott and Wyrdeer were both bottom two with save votes, Samurott easily won the tie breaker ancient runes challange
Samurott: My clan studied unown language before, this was easy!
Wyrdeer looked angry and left
Bergmites prize was a new IPhone!
She smiled!
The iPhone had a fingerprint detection password...
Bergmite frowned looking at her foot... she screamed!
Host: We reached the merge! No more rejoins (cause I kinda wanna do the galar season fast already anyway...)
This challange was an ancient runes challenge, they had to decipher the hidden codes!
Samurott and Decidueye did it easily saying their style was easier! Kleavor and Ursaluna begged for help and said they'd be loyal allies of their clan so Decidueye took in Kleavor and Samurott took in Ursaluna
Ursaluna (Confessional): Of course I'll betray him later! All part of my plan..
Kleavor (Confessional): I don't like or trust ANYONE on this weird show... so I'll stick around with him for a while and then.. *He did cutting neck motions*
In the end Typhlosion was too high to figure out the runes, Bergmite kept crying and trying to tap the IPhone, Zoroark wasn't dumb but she also wasn't very right... and Sliggoo was too aloof and III Goo happy so choose one of them to get prize, save and eliminate
Episode 10: Fieldlands Fieldtrip!
The happy Sliggoo has been eliminated! And sent back to the future
Host: Bergmite your prize is... an ice stone so you can evolve
Bergmite: I don't use this crap! I'm like level 14!
Host: oh, anywho next challange is a scavenger hunt in Obsidian Fieldlands! Find the hidden stuff!
Samurott and Decidueye hated eachother so they competed to see who could find theirs first, they both found it at the same time
Zoroark helped Bergmite cause she felt bad for the technology withdrawal the teen was having
Typhlosion was high so he didn't know where he was going, Ursaluna growled as he couldn't pick up the treasures scent and Kleavor found it but couldn't pick it up and it was too late when he finally got it, anywho
choose someone to save prize and eliminate
Episode 11: Is Mearest a word?!
Kleavor and Ursaluna fought to the death as a tie breaker, both were beaten and exhausted and just before they delivered the final hit.. timer ran out
Host: huh I guess you're both out Kleavor your prize is you get to place higher than Ursaluna, anywho next challenge is on Crimson Mirelands!
The muddy challange was hard, Samurott and Decidueye struggled but won...
Zoroark lost but she was so close to winning, Typhlosion was high af
Bergmite (Confessional): AUGH!!! I WLL GO INSANE!!!!! HOW AM I THE FINAL PLAYER FROM THE FUTURE STILL IN THE GAME, IT HAS BEEN 11 WEEKS SINCE I HAVE NO WIFI! RAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
(Fun Fact: There is 1 challange every 1 week)
Vote for them to 1 save, 1 prize, 1 eliminate
Episode 12: Clash of Clans!
It was an extremely close elimination... however Typhlosion was arrested by the Hisui Law and sent to rehab
Zoroark: woah... that was close...
Next challange was on Cobalt Coastlands! Decidueye and Samurott kept arguing the entire challange about eachother clans killing eachothers families! They were both saying eachother started it... this gave Zoroark the advantage of shell collecting, Bergmite was irritated, stressed and anxious, she picked a shell that looked just like a phone and began talking in it..
Anywho choose to eliminate either Decidueye from Fist-Hoo Ryu Clan or Samurott from Water Edge Kai!
Episode 13: The Peak!
Decidueye is eliminated! Bergmite somehow won the prize, a phone!
Bergmite: YES!!!!
Host: It's a classic
Bergmite: what the... this phone only has calls, it has no apps or Google, THIS PHONE IS USELESS!!!!
Next challange is on Coronet Highlands! The challange was to climb to the top of the mountain in a certain amount of time! Everyone failed and got too late so everyone is ufe!
Episode 14: Icy Snowy!
Samurott easily defeated Zoroark in a tie breaker... the final two are the samurai Samurott and the valley girl from the future Bergmite
Bergmite: Please hurry this up! I hate this place!
Host: This final challanhe is on Alabaster Icelands! Now who do you want to win!
Episode 15: The Big Rock
16th Voltorb
15th Qwilfish
14th Rufflet
13th Sneasel
12th Basculin
11th Petillil
10th Growlithe
9th Wyrdeer
8th Sliggoo
7th Ursaluna
6th Kleavor
5th Typhlosion
4th Decidueye
3rd Zoroark
2nd Samurott
1st Bergmite
Samurott looked horrified and shocked he lost...
Host: Bergmite! You have won! You changed history and will be famous in the future!
Bergmite: I DONT GIVE A *BLEEP* JUST GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE!!!!!!!
And then she was taken to the future as time resumed
Suddenly all the eliminated contestants looked at the sky and saw the meteor still approaching them at a fast pace...
Sneasel: Um...
The firey rock was about to crash...
K this marks the end of Season 5, Hisui History!
