Izuku walked towards the examination room but on the way he saw and old bully of his, Bakugo Katsuki. Though thanks to his master he wasn't scared of him any longer so he walked right on past. After all, why be scared when you could spar with All might and win. With all the extensive training he could now safely use 5% of One for all which is actually the original 40% but that's thanks to the magic of zenkais.
He was given a seat number so he walked over and sat down, he waited to be told to start and he did. Along with physical training he'd also been getting taught regular classes, well as regular as classes formulated by the super genius Nezu could be. He didn't even need to focus on it but was able to answer all questions in extreme detail, apparently his teacher was also extremely versed in English so that's a benefit as well.
Moving on the entire group of test takers were guided into an auditorium and president mic began talking "Welcome to today's exam, everybody say HEY!" Silence pursued "I'm here right now to present the guidelines of your practical exam!"This is how the test will go, my listeners! You'll be experiencing ten-minute-long mock cityscape battles! Bring along whatever you want! After this presentation you'll each head to your assigned testing location!.Each site is filled with three kinds of faux villains! Points are awarded for defeating each according to their respective difficulty levels!"
A seemingly random person spoke "Sir, the sheet contains information on four types of villain. If this is a typo that is truly unbecoming of the number one hero school" President Mic was about to respond when the screen behind him fired up to reveal a blue haired man spinning around in an office chair
"Oi Tenya, stop being such a tight ass. The fourth villain is an obstacle of sorts that grants zero points" The screen then flashed off
Mic didn't know what to say "Okay... then... please move to your designated locations" Silence filled the auditorium as people filed out, to confused to speak with friends.
Izuku boarded the bus out to the training field whilst thinking, during his tenth month stay at the hero's mansion he realised something, the majority of the time his sensei was either lying or twisting the truth for his own personal gain so to believe him say that something granted zero points whatsoever was like listening to a drug addict in an alley tell you pigs fly.
President Mic's voice broke Izuku out of his thoughts as the gates opened "The test starts in 10, 9..." Once again Izuku could easily tell this was a trick and ran ahead "8, 7 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, What are you doing you should of started straight away?!"
Izuku immediately activated 5% and green lightning vigorously flickered around his body, he began zooming at extremely high speeds through the streets and smashing in the heads of all robots insight and within a minute he'd racked up what he guessed to be about 37 points. Now with time to think he realised something extremely obvious.
About a fifth of the written exam had been shot rescue and his sensei and Principal Nezu mentioned how important rescue was as an aspect of the career so obviously they'd hand out points for rescues, he'd already gotten enough points to probably pass anyway so he should definitely help some people out.
Now with a different objective he zoomed once again and whenever he found someone who looked to be in danger he'd save them from harm whilst also collecting a couple more villain points on the side until a massive robot appeared, he realised this was the "zero" pointer and ran up to it and smacked it causing it to fly up and shatter, he overdid it and now he had to of course quickly grab all the other pieces and set them still on the ground before they fell themselves.
*Staff Observation Room*
The teachers as well as Nezu all sat in a room watching a couple screens, the teachers sat in regular swivel office chairs whilst Nezu sat on a throne.
All attention was held on one screen in particular following a green haired boy blitzing around, Midnight spoke "Holy Fuck this kid had already gotten 43 fucking villain points and it's been three fucking minutes"
Nezu smiles "Release the zero pointer" The big red button was pressed and in all the cityscapes a massive robot appeared but in the green haired boy's on it was already gone and chunks of metal were all that remained and the boy safely stopped the metal from causing any collateral and All might spoke "So on top of the regular 60 rescue points I think he deserves an extra 15 for avoiding all collateral" His colleagues nodded, he may be a complete newbie teacher but he made a decent point.
Jay was smiling gleefully, his student had racked up 118 points and less than half the match had gone past and he was eager to boast "Look at that, I trained him for ten months and he's already surpassing all others"
"That's just because of your shitty cheat quirk" Aizawa grumbled
"What do wanna do bout it you homeless piece of dogshit, go back to your fucking dirt bag" The underground hero promptly zipped up his sleeping bag and his body went limp
Mic spoke "Woah chill man"
"No thanks" Jay replied
Midnight picked her lips creepily "I'll like that"
*Back at Exam*
Izuku realised it was probably unfair for everyone else if he kept killing everything so he sat down on the top of the building and waited for the end of the exam to be called but instead of Mic talking it was his sensei, he sighed knowing something stupid was going to be said "Okay congrats to broccoli..." About 9 months prior his sensei realised he didn't like being called that and used it to get on his nerves "Sparky sparky boom boom..." In another city Bakugo angrily cursed at the speakers "and rocky..." Kirishima smiled, rocky was the name of couple hundred year old movie from before the age of quirks "You placed in the top three in that order, you were supposed to receive the information in a couple of weeks but I felt like spoiling it, hurry up and leave the exam grounds. See ya" Everyone was just confused by the way the speaker talked, it was the same guy from the auditorium.
Jay sighed as he spun around in his black office chair, he clicked his pen and began doing paperwork, luckily he ha stage power of shadow clones. He summoned three perfect doppelgängers and left them be.
*Meanwhile in another dimension*
An old man sat drowsily at a table, slowly signing everything when he looked outside to see some mischief being caused "For fucks sake Naruto, cut it the fuck out"
Jay was currently rigging his classroom with a bunch of hidden traps, he didn't need to sound tap it though as Nezu had hidden cameras and sound taps virtually everywhere except change rooms and toilets.
On boom boy's desk he installed a device which neutralises quirks so the nitroglycerin wouldn't explode when he tried to. Floaty girl's desk was drilled into the floor just in case. Sparky boy had his desk and chair wired up so if he releases electricity near it it will shock his ass. Edgelord Bird had a light installed on his desk directly facing the chair. Nothing needed to be done for pervy boy because he'd already planned the whole thing and just because he didn't like him whilst watching the show and he didn't like straight up pervs he was going to have him expelled and put in prison for 25 years, this would also grow his favourability from female students. Todoroki, Todoroki, How could be forget the kid that was so heavily abused, he really hated and despised child abuse so for Todoroki's sake he was going to have Endeavour thrown in the slammer, not just any mind you but Tartarus, that would improve the condition of Todoroki, Todoroki's family and him because of the trust Todoroki would develop for him.
Jay smiled, this teaching thing might actually turn out fun, he had no doubt it'd be hell to teach at any other school but with the extreme freedom he's allowed with teaching at U.A it would be quite an enjoyable experience.
