He seemed like an ordinary kid and she seem like an ordinary babysitter.
Bee the babysitter drives up to a red house.
Bee: All right tonight. You. Me. Party.
The kid she is speaking to doesn't respond but lets out a small smile.
[doorbell]
The door opens to reveal Bee.
Bee: What up, Dee!
The kid's parents leave.
Dad: Bee, call us if there is any trouble. Be good for her, champ!
Bee and the kid simply wave their hands goodbye.
Bee removes her shirt as she enters the pool.
Cartman: I bet your babysitter invites other boys to your house and fuck them.
Kyle: Shut up, Fatass!
The kid is now sitting in a cafeteria with other boys his age.
Cartman: But it's what they do! Have you ever awake after she is asleep?
The kid shakes his head no.
Cartman: Then she is fucking guys in your house after you go to bed.
Kyle: You don't even know what fucking means!
Cartman: Yes, I do! Kyle!
The kid hides atop the stairs as he watches Bee invites other people over to play spin the bottle.
That is until Bee kisses Samuel and stabs his head with two knives.
But when a late-night party goes wrong
Bee: Alrighty babes! Let's head upstairs and get the blood of the innocent.
The kid looks in shock as he runs back to his room but trips
Cut to black as the kid regains consciousness tied to a chair as Bee and her group surround him. Neither saying anything for a long time.
John: I've had it! Can this kid even talk?
Then a strange rumbling noise is heard as the satanic cult stares at the kid.
Then a powerful fart is unleashed that breaks the kid out of his restraints and gross Bee and her group out.
Allison: Oh my god!
Sonya: [gags]
John: That is nasty!
Max: That is so not cool, little man!
Bee: Dee!
As the fart starts to clear, they see the kid twirling around until he stops.
Both of them find out the truth
Now he downs an outfit similar to batman but with a luchador mask. Along with a black and gold color scheme.
Starring Dovahkiin as Fart Lord
Allison: How did you do that?!
Fart Lord did not answer as he releases another powerful fart to gas the cult and grab the book.
Bee: The book! Get him!
Eric Cartman as The Coon
The Coon rides in on the coon cycle
Coon: Quickly get on!
Coon: You now face The Coon!
Max: Who?
Kenny McCormick as Mysterion
Mysterion: I go your call Fart Lord!
Mysterion: You'll never get away with this!
The shadow superhero battles the satanic cult
Mysterion: I can't die!
Henrietta Biggle as Henrietta
Henrietta: Yeah, I know these guys.
Henrietta says as she looks over the book.
Henrietta: They're just a bunch of conformists if you ask me.
Show several other scenes that may or may not be in the final product. Before showing the title card that looks like it was drawn with marker.
The Coon vs The Babysitter
A Coon and Friends Halloween Film
Mysterion: Coon!
Coon: Ha!
Fart Lord farts on the tiles to reveal the true title.
Fart Lord vs The Babysitter
A Freedom Pals Halloween Film
Henrietta: Such a conformist thing to do.
The Satanic cult looks in amusement as they watch Cartman get so easily tired peddling the coon cycle with Fart Lord in the back.
John: Are you guys serious?
That is until Fart Lord clenches his butthole and rips out a new one that rockets the coon cycle across the street.
The satanic cult stares in disbelief.
Sonya: Jesus, Bee! Just what have you been feeding this kid?!
Coming this Halloween.
