It was the day before they had to go back to Hogwarts. Mrs. Malfoy had entered a dueling tournament and they were going to support her. Harry was so excited. The Dursley's had never taken him anywhere besides that awful zoo trip . Harry had been locked in his cupboard for weeks afterwards. They were just waiting for Mr. Snape to arrive and then they would go meet her! The floo flashed and Mr. Snape stepped out. Harry shared a look with Draco and nodded. He saw Sirius standing behind Mr. Malfoy, almost like he was hiding.
"Sirius, aren't you doing going to say hello to Mr. Snape?" Harry asked his godfather. Sirius peeked around Mr. Malfoy before saying a quick hello. Harry was confused as to why Sirius was acting shy. They had already kissed! Harry really hoped Sirius wasn't pregnant. He would have to check with him later.
"Alright boys, are you ready to see Cissy take names and kick arse?" Sirius asked.
"Black, don't say that to the children!" Mr. Snape admonished. They were still bickering as they touched the portkey. Harry found out he disliked almost every way a wizard could travel and a portkey was no exception. He was grateful Draco caught him every time or his hands would be permanently bruised from falling!
"Are you alright, Harry?" Draco asked him, still holding him by his shoulders.
"Yes! Thank you for catching me!" He reached for his hand and they followed the adults into a warehouse.
"This looks charming" Mr. Snape said. Harry thought it looked abandoned but wasn't going to voice that thought. As they walked in there was a giant stadium. In the middle was a pit filled with sand. People were yelling and waving their hands at the people dueling in the pit.
"Father, are you sure this is safe?" Draco questioned as he pulled Harry closer. Harry made sure to be aware of their surroundings. He would defend Draco against any opponent.
"Of course! I would never take you boys anywhere dangerous." They took their seats and Harry was mesmerized. Dueling was so cool! The duels went by quickly and soon the announcer was calling out Mrs. Malfoy's name. She had her hair in two braids and she was wearing trousers. Harry had never seen Mrs. Malfoy in anything other than dresses and she looked dangerous. Mr. Malfoy was waving frantically at her and she blew him a kiss. They called her opponent and it was a huge man. His head was shaved and he didn't have any shoes on. Harry watched worriedly as they began the match. Mrs. Malfoy struck like lightning. Her spells were flying so fast it was just a blur of different colors. Out of nowhere the man slid his feet across the sand and it shifted forming miniature sand storms. Harry let out a gasp! How was he doing that without his wand?
"He's using elemental magic. He channels the natural magic in the air and bends it to his will." Mr. Snape answered his silent question. He watched Mrs. Malfoy get sucked into one of the sand tornadoes. It spit her out the top and she flipped forward. The man threw a shield up but she slammed her wand into it making it shatter. She managed to land on top of him and shove her wand in his neck. The announcer called out "Lady Malfoy wins!" and Harry watched her shake her opponent's hand. The duel had lasted twenty minutes and Harry was in love. He didn't know what it was but seeing it had set a flame burning in his chest. He wanted to learn how to duel!

Draco couldn't help but stare at Harry. Well he was always staring at Harry but this was different. He had never seen him so enchanted by anything before. He had been on the edge of his seat the whole time Mother was dueling. Draco was always impressed when he saw his Mother fight. She was terrifying. He knew once he turned thirteen, his Mother would start teaching him the family secrets. Most people thought his Father would be the one he would take his apprenticeship under since he was the Heir but he always knew he would follow in his Mother's footsteps. He would learn the Black family secrets and then teach it to his children. Not everyone decided on an apprenticeship. It was usually seen as old fashioned. He had heard from Ron that his eldest brother had a contract with Gringotts. It was rather impressive because most goblin-ran banks didn't employ wizards so Bill must have shown the goblins something they decided was rare enough to offer the deal. He looked at Harry and wondered if he would take an apprenticeship. He hoped not. He would never stop him, of course but an apprenticeship could last anywhere from months to years. He didn't know how he would survive not seeing Harry for years. He was fortunate that his Mother would be his teacher because she would teach him during breaks. Thankfully he still had time before they might be separated.
"Mother you did wonderful!" He enthusiastically shouted. Harry quickly agreed, still looking awestruck.
"Thank you, boys! I'm so glad you could come and watch!" She was grinning before Father picked her up.
"Darling, that was worth my kitchen getting ruined! You always take my breath away when you duel!" His Mother frowned at him before saying "only when I duel? I thought it was all the time." His Father quickly backtracked and he watched Harry shift slightly to the side and stick his foot out. He was about to say something when Lord Black tripped over it and his uncle caught him. How sneaky of his beloved. Uncle and Lord Black stared at each other for a minute before springing apart. It seemed Harry was scheming something. How Slytherin of him! He would have to inform the club so they could help him. After all, the club's main focus was to make everything in Harry's life easier. Whatever Harry wanted, the club would help him fulfill it.
"Alright boys, we're going to get dinner and then ice cream!" Lord Black said, a smile lighting up his face. He noticed his godfather looking a little longer than necessary. He knew it! They were canoodling!

After watching Cissy kick arse, Sirius was happy to get some food. He was even happier it was pub food. After eating Azkaban's finest for ten years, a lot of food he was used to eating was too rich for him. His stomach couldn't handle all the flavor. It was so depressing. He was eating some soup and watching his godson. He might have thought he was being slick but Sirius had run Hogwarts back in his day and he knew the boy tripped him on purpose! His own godfather! He could've broken his neck. Well probably not but still! Thank Merlin, Snape caught him. He froze and turned back to staring at Harry. His sweet godson was trying to Parent Trap him! Lily had made them all see the movie and Sirius was positive Harry was using the same tactics to try and get him together with Snape! At least there weren't two of him.
"Sirius, why do you keep staring at me? Do you have to tell me something?" Harry looked like he wanted Sirius to tell him something. His eyes were big and sparkling behind his glasses.
"I don't think so?" Harry gave him a disappointed look and sighed. Sirius felt his heart drop and opened his mouth to say anything to get that look off his pup's face.
"I know what you're hiding." Harry said. Sirius didn't think he was hiding? He looked at Cissy and she shrugged.
"I know you're pregnant." Sirius felt his jaw drop as everyone stared at him.
"I'm what?"
"I know you're pregnant with Mr. Snape's child" Harry stated. Sirius turned to see Snape staring at him, his eyes burning.
"I didn't tell him that!" Sirius barked out. Turning back to his godson he asked why in the world Harry thought he was pregnant!
"Well Kreacher said you and Mr. Snape were in an amorous embrace so that means you kissed. Everyone knows you get pregnant from kissing." Cissy had her face in her hands and he saw her shoulders shaking. He knew she was laughing at him, the witch.
"Harry, who told you that?" He flushed before saying "I overheard Aunt Petunia telling Dudley that."
"Harry, I'm not pregnant. Kissing doesn't get you pregnant." His godson looked at Draco and then looked back at him.
"Then how do you get pregnant?" He froze. Merlin, he was not going to explain that to Harry. Maybe he could make Remus do it? Or better yet, try to summon James and make him do it! Sirius was not prepared for this!
"Harry, I will explain once we get back to the manor. A restaurant is not suitable for this kind of conversation" Snape said. Snape was going to tell Harry about the thestrals and the unicorns? He was probably going to traumatize him!
"Yes Harry, we'll discuss this after dinner." Sirius agreed.
"And I didn't kiss Snape!"

Severus tried to be angry but all he felt was amusement. He couldn't believe Harry had the guts to accuse him of getting Black pregnant. It was ridiculous. Of course Petunia hadn't given him a proper talk about sex education. The woman obviously didn't care about her nephew. He felt sorry for the boy. He must not have talked to Draco about his suspicions because he knew Lucius had sat Draco down for the talk before he went to Hogwarts. The man had to get drunk afterwards but he had gotten it over with. He could see how he might be embarrassed but it was just facts. He would explain what happened in its proper terminology. He didn't know why Black wanted to join. The man had slept with most of Hogwarts so he obviously knew where children came from.
"I'm sorry for accusing you of getting Sirius pregnant, Mr. Snape." Harry's guilty voice brought him out of his thoughts. They were walking towards the ice cream parlor in Diagon Alley.
"It's quite alright, Harry. I know you didn't mean any harm. You were just concerned." He was rather surprised that Harry thought he and Black had that type of relationship though. They barely talked.
"Thank you for taking time to teach me, Mr. Snape." Harry gave him a shy smile. He couldn't stop the answering grin.
"Outside of school, you may call me Severus." He offered the boy. If he was going to marry Draco, they might as well drop the formalities.
"Okay Mr. Severus!" He noticed Harry had a habit of addressing everyone formally except for Black. Perhaps it was his childish nature that made Harry at ease. Sitting down with their ice cream, he watched Draco reenact Narcissa's duel. He managed to fling ice cream everywhere and Severus watched Black discreetly clean it up.
"Alright children, if you're done, it's time to go home." Lucius said. As they were leaving they ran into Arthur Weasley and his twin monstrosities. Severus was one hundred percent sure those two purposely ruined every potion they touched. The only reason he didn't fail them was because it took talent to safely destroy a potion.
"Arthur, how are you?" Lucius gave him a smile. Severus rolled his eyes at his friend's antics.
"Ah Lucius, I'm well. How are you?" Arthur looked like he wanted to be anywhere but here.
"Harry! How are you? Did you grow?" The twin said with the other one continuing "you did grow! My goodness, you better watch out Malfoy or someone's going to steal Harry!" He watched his godson puff up like an angry cat before saying "if anyone tries to steal Harry, my club will destroy them." He still couldn't believe his godson had gotten real life members for his club. He knew Miss. Granger was going ruin Dumbledore at the school board meeting and he was going to bring popcorn.
"Oh yeah, can we join your club? We love Harry too!" As if to prove their point, the twins smushed Harry between them. "See?" Draco stomped forward and shouted "remove your hands from my husband!"
"Boys, let Harry Potter go!" Arthur said firmly. The twins released Harry and Draco was quick to push him behind his back.
"My apologies for the twins." Arthur said to Lucius.
"I don't mind. I like the twins." Harry quickly defended them. The twins both gasped and ran forward to hug Harry again, getting Draco in the middle.
"We like you too Harry!" Harry laughed and his godson seemed resigned to his fate.
"I will send you both membership forms." The twins have a whoop and high fived each other.
"Ah Arthur I was going to ask if you talked to Molly about those knitting lessons?" Narcissa asked the shocked man.
"I did. She said she wouldn't mind teaching you if you were interested." Narcissa clapped her hands and said "wonderful! I will have to see if Andy would like to come as well! I'll owl Molly to set up a time?" As Arthur nodded his agreement, Severus couldn't help but shiver. Those three women were going to be a nightmare together. The Wizarding World wouldn't stand a chance.