Disclaimer: This and all of my other stories before the final chapter of Peanuts & South Park Forces Remastered gets released will all take place before Allie's Anniversary Gift and Pip's Ultimate Breaking Point.
Testaburger Residence
Wendy was brushing her hair after getting out the shower. She puts on her pajamas and puts her hat back on and goes to sleep. Later that night, a shadowy figure that looks like a body of a 2nd grader sneaks into her room and grabs her hat. The figure then exited her room and ran away from her house.
The next day at the school bus, Wendy approached her friends without her hat.
Wendy: Hey, Guys.
They are silent and they looked at her.
Bebe: Um, Wendy?
Wendy: Yeah, guys?
Annie: You look different. Did you get a new haircut?
Wendy: No. I've been had this haircut.
Nichole: We're not talking about your haircut. We're talking about the fact that your ha-
Wendy: The bus is here.
The girls got on the bus.
Later at school in the hallway...
The kids are looking at Wendy, and she is unaware that her hat is missing.
Cartman: Stan, your bitch is missing her hat.
Stan: Don't call Wendy a bitch!
Wendy was looking around while everybody's giving her looks of concern.
Nate: Dude, where's her hat?
Brimmy: How should I know?
She continued looking around while everyone was staring at her.
Jessie: She's missing something.
Kal: Yeah, but what?
Lola: Her hat.
Jessie: Okay. Thanks for telling us, hairstyle twin.
Lola: Can you stop calling me that?! We are not hairstyle twins!
Wendy made it to her locker and opened it. Dougie approached her.
Dougie: Sup, Beautiful.
Wendy: Go away, Dougie. You know I hate you. Besides, you're dating Kenny's sister, remember?
Dougie: Damn it! I keep forgetting. Look, my girl addiction came back a few days after I went to therapy.
Wendy: So you're back to flirting with girls?
Dougie: Sadly yes. But don't worry. I'll find a new way to get rid of my girl addiction.
Wendy: I doubt it.
Dougie: Yeah. By the way, your hat is missing.
He leaves Wendy's locker and she looks up. Her hat was gone and she starts panicking.
Wendy: Oh my god! My hat is missing! Where is it?! Where is it?!
Bebe: Wendy, calm down. We'll try to find it.
Wendy: Okay.
Red: Well, when was the last time you had it?
Wendy: I had it last night.
Lola: Well, do you know who took it?
Wendy: No. I don't know who took it. Besides, the only person I know who would do this is...
She got angry.
Annie: Wendy? Are you okay?
Wendy: I'm fine. I'm gonna kick a certain someone's ass.
She walked away.
Cartman was in his locker getting his things when Wendy approached him.
Wendy: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HAT?!
Cartman: What are you taking about?
Wendy: That hat I always wear! Where is it?!
Cartman: Are you fucking stupid?! I don't have your stupid hat! Why would I give a shit about that piece of trash anyway?!
Wendy: DON'T LIE TO ME! WHERE IS MY FUCKING HAT, ASSHOLE?!
Cartman: I just told you I don't have it!
Wendy: I SAID STOP LY-
The bell rang.
Red: Wendy, you can strangle him later. We have to get to class.
Wendy: Ugh...
Later after school...
Cartman got back home from school and entered his hot dog house when he noticed Wendy trashing the place looking for her hat.
Cartman: What the fuck are you doing?!
Wendy: Looking for my hat!
Cartman: I said I don't have your shitty hat! Now leave!
Wendy: You better tell me where my hat is!
Cartman: I JUST SAID I DON'T HAVE IT, YOU STUPID BITCH! Get the fuck out of my house or I'mma tell my mom on you!
Wendy: I'm gonna get my hat back! Just you wait!
She left.
Cartman: What the fuck is her problem?!
Later that night at Wendy's house...
Mr. Testaburger: Wendy, I know you're upset over losing your hat, but it's just a hat. We'll try to find it.
Wendy was losing her mind.
Wendy: I need it back. I need it back.
Mrs. Testaburger: Wendy, how about you invite your friends over? Maybe that will cheer you up.
Wendy: Okay.
The girls then came over Wendy's house.
Bebe: Wendy, are you okay?
Red: You look like you're about to go apeshit on someone.
Wendy: I'm perfectly fine. Why did you ask?!
Nichole: Wendy, are you sure you're okay?
Wendy: I said I'm fine!
Annie: Is this about your hat?
Wendy: (Panting heavily) No! It's not about my hat at all!
Kelly P: She's scaring me. Red, please talk to your hairstyle twin.
Red: Okay, can you not call us hairstyle twins? That nickname is getting really annoying!
Lola: Yeah! Jessie's been calling me that for months and it got on my fucking nerves!
Isla: Yeah. Kal's been calling me that as well! Sure we have the same hairstyle and the same hair color, but my brown hair is lighter and I don't wear a pink bow!
Jessie and Kal entered.
Jessie: Someone call us?
Bebe: Oh shit.
Kal: Hey guys and our hairstyle twins!
Lola and Isla: We are not your hairstyle twins!
Red: Guys, focus on Wendy!
Kelly-Ann: Yeah. Wendy, it's just a hat. Can't you just get a new one? It can be the same one you always wear.
Wendy: No! That hat was one of a kind! It was given to my grandmother before she died and now I can't find it!
She started crying.
Bebe: Don't worry, Wendy. We'll find it.
Wendy: It's at Cartman's house. I believe he stole it from me!
Red: Bebe and I will go to his house and we'll see if your hat is there.
Wendy: Okay.
The next day after school...
Cartman was watching TV at his hotdog house when someone knocked on his door.
Cartman: MOM, GET THE DOOR!
Liane answered the door and it was Bebe and Red.
Bebe: We want to speak to your son.
Liane: Eric, 2 of your classmates are here.
Cartman: Tell them to piss off.
Liane: He's busy right now.
Red: Can we come in anyway?
Liane: Sure. (Bebe and Red entered the house.) You kids have fun.
She left them alone.
Bebe: Wendy told us you took her hat. Is this true?
Cartman: Um, no! I don't care about that piece of shit hat!
Red: You better not be lying!
Cartman: I'm not! I don't have her hat! I don't even care about it!
Bebe: Okay. We'll search your house and if you have you hat, you're getting an ass kicking!
After searching the house...
Bebe: Turns out you were telling the truth.
Cartman: Yeah. I told you I don't care about it.
Red: We're gonna go now. Sorry for accusing you I guess.
Cartman: Apology accepted. Now get the fuck out of my house, you dumb bitches. (Bebe and Red were angry and left the house.) Dumb glasses bitch and ginger bitch.
Later at Dougie's house...
Bebe: We were at Cartman's house and we searched the whole place for your hat, and it turns out he didn't have it.
Wendy: You didn't search hard enough! He probably hid it somewhere so you couldn't find it!
Red: We literally searched his entire property and it wasn't there. Sorry Wendy.
Wendy begins to laugh like a psycho.
Bebe: Wendy?
Wendy: It's fine. I'll go look for it myself!
Wendy begins laughing maniacally and exits her house.
Red: She's lost it.
Nichole: I don't get it. Red and I saw her without her hat before and she didn't go crazy over it.
Red: Yeah. The only time we've seen her without her hat is when she's playing superheroes with the boys.
Bebe: (Sighs) We need to stop her before she does something crazy. How are we supposed to...
They heard Dougie sniffing.
Dougie: (From a Distance) Oh yeah...
Samantha (OC): What the hell?!
Nichole: That came from your brother's room! Come on!
In Dougie's room, it was revealed that he took Wendy's hat and he was smelling the inside of it and was happy.
Dougie: Oh yeah. This smells so amazing. Wendy has the most beautiful hair smell. Maybe next time, I should take a pair of her undies.
The girls entered the room and were shocked and angry of what they saw.
Red: Dougie?!
Dougie: Uh... It's not what it looks like.
Millie: So it was you this whole time?! You stole Wendy's hat?!
Dougie: No. I was borrowing it. I was gonna give it back to her.
Bebe: WHEN WERE YOU GONNA GIVE IT BACK?!!!
Dougie: Uh... Later tonight?
Kelly R: YEAH RIGHT!
Dougie: Uh... Look! Is that Justin Timberlake shirtless?!
Theresa: Nice try, Dorky! We're not falling for it!
Isla: Yeah! You're a dead man now!
Dougie: Um... Um... Okay, fine. I took Wendy's hat. I'm sorry, but her hat smells really beautiful.
Lola: You're a disgusting creep!
Jenny: We're taking you to Wendy so you can tell her about what you did!
Dougie: But she'll hurt me when I tell her!
Red: Well, that's exactly what we all want to see. You getting beaten to a pulp. Now let's go!
Theresa and Isla grabbed Dougie and the girls started taking him to Wendy.
At Cartman's current house...
Cartman: Stupid bitch accusing me of taking her stupid hat. That thing's a piece of trash!
Wendy kicks the door down while holding a chainsaw.
Wendy: WHERE IS MY HAT?!!!
Cartman: Uh, Wendy? What's with the chainsaw?
Wendy: DON'T ASK QUESTIONS! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING HAT, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE?!!! YOU BETTER GIVE IT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!
Cartman: I said I don't have your...
Wendy raised the chainsaw.
Wendy: I WILL CHAINSAW YOU IN HALF IF YOU DENY STEALING MY HAT ONE MORE TIME!!!
Cartman was crying in fear.
Cartman: Please don't kill me! I swear I didn't take your hat!
Wendy: THAT'S IT!!! SINCE YOU LIED TO ME AGAIN AND REFUSED TO GIVE ME BACK MY HAT, I'M GONNA...
Bebe: Wendy, stop! (She and the rest of the girls entered the house) Cartman didn't take your hat.
Red: Yeah! We found the real culprit behind all of this! Bring him in!
Theresa and Isla threw Dougie in front of Wendy, and he was holding her hat. That's when she realize what she did was messed up.
Wendy: Oh my god. What have I done...
Nichole: Tell her what you did, Boy!
Dougie: Okay! Okay! I took your hat, Wendy. I'm sorry, but your hat smells so beautiful! I just couldn't help it!
Cartman: I told you I didn't take your stupid hat!
Wendy: Cartman, I'm sorry I accused you of stealing my hat and for attempting to kill you.
Cartman: Apology not fucking accepted, Bitch! You better make it up to me!
Dougie quickly tried to sneak away until Theresa and Isla blocked his path.
Theresa: AND WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, YOU LITTLE THIEF?!
Isla: NOWHERE! THAT'S WHERE!
Wendy: Cartman, I know how I'll make it up to you.
Dougie was tied to a punching bag while so many people are getting ready to record his humiliation. Wendy had boxing gloves on and is about to start beating him.
Cartman: Here it comes.
The whole thing was televised and everybody from South Park, Peanuts, The Loud House, and the Mighty B! are in their respective homes about to watch Dougie's humiliation to TV.
Wendy: Time to pound you down, Dorky!
Dougie: Oh no. Not you too!
Wendy starts punching Dougie severely while everybody worldwide was laughing. They laughed like they never laughed before. After 10 minutes, Dougie was in pain and he was upset because he was humiliated by everyone.
Wendy: You brought this on yourself. (She then approached Cartman) Was this enough?
Cartman: Yeah. I forgive you. (She leaves and then Cartman kicks Dougie.) Fuck you, Dorky!
He then re-enters his house and Dougie starts crying.
