Heather and Hanajima arrived at Emily's lab, as Emily was waiting, wearing her white lab coat and denim attire. She was a young woman with chestnut blonde hair. She said, "Ah, Miss Heather, and Miss Hanajima… How nice."
They sat down, as Emily said, "I am glad you girls came over. I was just about to put the finishing touches to my Robot Theatre."
Heather said, "Oh, yes. So, did you get to learn more about these girls?"
"Absolutely. Who knew these women have such personalities. Ruby, Yang, Emerald, and Velvet, they are so adorable, Blake and Weiss are perfect. Neo, Cinder, and Coco are a bit low-level, but out of everyone, Penny's perfect. Can't believe they killed her off… again."
Hanajima asked, "How far have you watched RWBY?"
"I finished Season 8, last week. I'm gonna start the anime, once I finish here." Emily stated.
Heather giggled, "Glad you're into the RWBY series."
Emily said, "Of course. When I had the idea, I decided to binge watch EVERY episode, including the Chibi Versions. Still… It was very exciting. Shame I have to wait for Season 9."
Heather said, "Cool. Well, shall we–?" She put the book down, as she said, "Shall we see your performance?"
Emily saw a book and asked, "What's this?" She read the title "Tales of the Bizarre". She smiled and said, "June told me about this. This is what you two are doing?"
Hanajima said, "It's a small order. Miz-K writes the stories, we provide the introductions."
Emily read through the stories and gasped, "Wow… You guys are amazing… OH! Miss Nevins is in Goodbye, Jo, and with Haruka and Michiru… Lesbian Couples… Even Rein & Sayuri, only you paired and shipped Sayuri with 6Teen's Wyatt Williams. You should've left well enough alone."
Heather huffed, "Meh, go figure."
"How come no Lesbian Robot Stories?"
They asked, "Hm?/Eh?"
Emily said, "Well, for one thing, I am gay. Secondly, you have nothing on robot love… other than the Sgt. Frog one, with these two. And third, I support Bumbleby."
Hanajima smiled, "I see you're for Blake X Yang, are you?"
"Uh-huh… In fact, you need one for LGBT readers, namely for robot fics."
"NO ROBOT!" Heather proclaimed. "I, uh… It seems wrong, and we already had some lesbian/gay moments in the Bizarre Tales." Hanajima added, "She's right. Not every story has romance or kissing in it. It sometimes ends happily, or ends tragically."
Emily stated, "Look, Morticia, I know you girls are masters of the horror arts, but I think I know a robot fic that ends with robot love…" She held up a photo of Cy and Oli. She said, "A fellow android that I once checked on has a boyfriend now, and she wants to know if she wants an upgrade. Sadly, I cannot, since she's not compatible."
"What do you mean?" Heather asked her.
"Well, for one thing, I don't think her body size will hold the huge knockers." She stated, "However, gave me an idea to use Cy & Oli, to introduce themselves to a third wheel… namely Penny."
Hanajima said, "Penny's canonically dead."
"I know… Your point?" She took the book and peered inside. "Miss Heather, I hope you consider this tale, since the androids are getting married… and another woman, a fembot, comes to break them apart."
Heather scoffed, "Whatever. I'm not doing the narration…" Hanajima smirked, "Your loss."
Emily said, "Why don't I make you girls some tea, and I'll tell you my tale?"
Heather smiled, "Thank you." Emily made some tea, as the tale began.
A man with brown hair, wearing a white shirt and pants, and wearing glasses, was coming home to a small house, in the middle of the night.
"Honey, I'm home!" He called, "Cy?"
Cy called, "I'm right here, Oliver."
Oli went to the kitchen, as Cy smiled, "Welcome home." She was wearing a blue apron, and in her purple bra and panties. Her long light brown hair flowed down, as Oli gasped, "Cy?! What are you–?"
"Oh, we're not officially married, Oli… I'm just testing you."
Oli smiled, as he was nervous, "I, uh… Well, it is lovely. Still, why don't you change into your own clothes?"
Cy blushed, holding the frim of her apron, "They're in the wash… I accidentally spilled some sauce into my chest…" Oli said, "Oh, that's why…" They shared a kiss, as Oli said, "Well, I'm glad you're feeling better today. How was work?"
"Tough day." Cy said, "Zina said I had to rest up for the weekend, as we have a huge planned job with Myu and Shiratsuru. I can't say, though."
"Right. As for this Osakabe girl, when is she coming over to fix you?"
"Tomorrow. I have the day off. You should get checked up, too… Mr. Oliver Tokakushi…"
He said, "Cy, we're engaged." He smiled, "But still, I'm happy to have met you…"
"I'm not the same Cy I was…" They hugged, as Cy blushed, "I love you, Oli…"
They went upstairs and headed for bed. Hanajima appeared and was by the stairway. Moaning was made, as Cy & Oli were having sex upstairs.
Hanajima said to the 4th wall, "Notice this scene? Yes, they're robots… And we're in a time when humans and robots coexist, especially through friendship and romance. The male robot is named Oli, short for Oliver. And the female robot is called Cy. These two are compatible robots, currently engaged, and in a couple weeks, they will be married. Of course, they have very little time for each other."
As Cy & Oli were in the bedroom, a woman in orange hair and a green dress was watching outside. Her LED green eyes lit, as she was waiting.
(Hanajima): For Oli, his story has a happy ending… But it's just the beginning. Welcome to the Android Love Triangle… in the "Tales of the Bizarre".
Tales of the Bizarre #73:
Oli's Lucky Penny
Miz-K Note: It's Oli (an OC from Icebat) that gets the main role. Penny is canonically dead, so it's NOT a Story of the Dead. She plays the antagonist.
The next day, Cy was standing in place, with her bra and panties on, her eyes closed and her mouth locked open. She was attached to some wires, as Kiki Osakabe, a woman with brown hair and glasses, wearing orange overalls, was fixing her.
"Glad you made it tonight… Cy looks okay to me, but… She drained a lot from her battery, last night."
Oli said, "Yeah… Kinda noticed that. We, uh… Ahem…"
"You can tell me. I understand."
Oli blushed, as he said, "She broke down, before she went to bed."
Kiki scoffed, "Liar. I know you two had sex. Besides, shouldn't you wait until after you're married? I mean, I'm not going to fix you every day and night!"
"My apologies, Miss Osakabe."
"It's alright. How did you have sex?"
Last night, Cy moaned, as she was on top of Oli, but she suddenly powered down and collapsed onto him. Her eyes clicked closed, and Oli moaned in relief, "Ahhhh…" He shut down, and held Cy in his arms. He woke up at 6am, after a recharge.
Oli blushed, embarrassed by the matter, "Uh… No comment."
Kiki finished and said, "Well, good as new. I'll tell Zina not to overwork her into a mess. But as of now, NO sex, until you're married. Last thing I want is to have excess oil rinsed off your circuits." She walked off and said, "Good day, sir."
Oli said, "Goodbye." Cy powered on and said, "Wow… Oli? Why am I naked?"
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The androids were on the couch, as Cy pouted, "I did it again, didn't I? You remind me so much of Kazuki Onii-chan…"
"Kiki Osakabe said that we must abstain, or we break down completely… Plus, we should have sex, after we're married."
"I'm not a robot hooker, Oli! Of course I wanted to wait! But the urges… I can't help it… Maybe Myu and Shiratsuru will help–."
"Can't you just lock your programming? That's how I remain calm."
"I guess you're right… I'll call Zina and come over, right away." Cy giggled, "Alright, you have a deal. Oli, until we get married, NO sex. I want to be fully-operational, before we have our wedding vows. And also, Myu-Myu is gonna throw me a bachelorette party with the Ninja Seeking Club."
Oli smiled, "That's all I wanted, baby… Uh, I mean, Cy."
Cy smiled, "I'll go call Zina, right away."
She went to the phone, as Oli went upstairs to wash up. Cy then called a number on the phone, as she said, "Hello? Yes, it's me…"
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Hours later, Oli was reading a book on the couch, as Cy left to get upgraded by Zina. He was relaxing, as he said, "This is nice. No Cy hovering over me, no sexual urges… just peace and quiet. Cy and I made a point. We can't go around and be randy, all the time. We are androids. We don't do sex… just as we are programmed for anything. Still, she's a sweet android. I admire her body, but she didn't have to go as far as F-Cups. She even said that Myu's breasts were G-Cups, after she got married. Like her mother. I'm not hating her or anything, just–."
The doorbell rang, as he asked, "Hm? I wonder who's that at the door."
He opened the door, as a woman greeted to him, with a huge smile, "SAL-U-TATIONS!" She was the same woman from last night.
Oli gasped, "OH! Who are you?"
Penny said, "I am Penny Polendina. I am your next door neighbor, and I came bearing gifts. Here." She gave her a basket of apples and said, "To congratulate you on your Robot Wedding event, this upcoming day. Where is the bride-to-be, mandroid groom? I want to welcome her… and praise her for this congregation of vows between gynoid and mandroid."
Oli said, "Oh, you mean Cy? She just left, minutes ago. I'm Oli, her fiancé. We're not technically married yet… we have about a couple weeks, as they are preparing our ceremonies."
Penny responded, "Oh, that is a shame. You should get married soon. My estimate is that the wedding is in 37 days, 9 hours, and 36 minutes. The weather that day is unsure. I can only process the 7-Day Report." She paused and said, "May I come in?"
"Uh, sure…" Penny stepped in and said, "Ah, nice place you got here. So refined and comfortable."
Oli said, "You're not staying, are you?"
"Only if you ask. I wanted to spend time with you… because you are such a handsome robot."
"And you're such a… well, human person… Look, couldn't you go home? My girlfriend is coming back this afternoon."
"I won't stay long. It is nice to have a man with me… I am very lonely… without company. Ruby always plays with me, and Winter gives me some food to eat, as I have to fend for myself. But I do not know love… like you do. To be honest, I am okay with that."
"Not at all? For a minute I thought you were gonna slam me with your–, uh… Well, can't say. We chose to abstain from–."
"Abstain? What does this abstain mean, as you speak of?"
"Well…" He blushed, "We're not allowed to have sex."
Penny scoffed, "Oh, please… Sex is natural. But seriously, I have no clue what you are saying. You are very natural with urges. I mean, you cannot have kids, and you live forever, until you rust away… Oli…"
He barked, "Are you insulting my race, by saying we cannot have kids? We can build one… if Cy is pregnant. Somehow…"
Penny giggled, "I am sure she will." She went close to him and said, "But do I look like her? Cy is adorable… but I'm…" She blushed, "I'm rather functional…"
"Uhhh… Are you hitting on me, Penny?"
"Maybe."
They stared down, and Oli blushed, "I'm sorry, but… I never asked what you are…"
Penny replied, "Oh… I am simply like the other meatbag people around me. I am perfect."
He said, "I thought so…" The phone rang, as Oli answered it. He said, "Hello? Cy? Oh, Miss Zina. Yes, I'm alone… Oh, I see… Cy broke down? Well, how long does Cy have? … All night? Okay, just bring her home, once you're finished with her. Okay, bye…" He hung up, as he asked, "Penny? Will you stay for the night?"
Penny blushed, "Uh, sure… Are you lonely?"
"That was Cy. Caught a nasty bug and broke down. She'll take all night to be repaired. So, how about it?"
"Okay…" Penny nodded, "My condolences to your robotic spouse."
"She's not dead."
"I know…"
Oli and Penny decided to stay for the night together, as Cy was being repaired at her creator's place. As night fell, Oli & Penny got to know each other.
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But that night, Penny was in bed with Oli, as Oli whispered, "Cy is never around, especially with those huge breasts… They really make her malfunction…"
Penny blushed, as she was in her underwear, "I know… My chest area is very small…"
"And that makes you that pure?"
"Always…"
They started to kiss, as Penny whispered, "I love you, Oli…" They started to kiss and makeout, while Penny was topless. Oli was in his boxers, as Oli started to reach for her butt. She touched her panties, and then pulled away. He said, "No… No, I can't… I cannot do it…"
Penny said, "You wanted this, right? You need a little sensation in your life… without Cy. I mean, you two are made for each other, since you are created by separate companies that manufactured the models of your bodily status."
He smiled, "Of course… I am lonely…" They continued to kiss, but Oli pushed her away and barked, "NO! No, it's not right! Why did I agree to let you come to my home, Penny?"
Penny blushed, as she held her bare breasts, "Is this what you wanted?"
"NO! I'm in love with Cy, and not you! And if Cy finds out we're having sex, she'll dump me! I know he's mostly human, but you don't know Cy, more than I do!"
"Perhaps you fear she may break up with you? Oh, that's alright. Mum's the word on our sex event… In fact, I have about 20 minutes to go, before I cool down."
Oli asked, as Penny was rubbing her face to his, "Penny, may I ask you something?"
Penny whispered, "Shush…" She placed her finger onto his lips and said, "Do not say anything else… We are made for each other…"
And then she went under the covers, as Oli and Penny proceeded to have sex. Oli didn't want it, but it seems that Penny wanted Oli, so much.
He asked her, "Promise not to tell?"
She winked, "Locked. Classified." She responded, "In short, yes."
Their bodies continued to touch each other, all night, as Oli was relieved.
The next morning, Oli woke up, as he was naked in bed. Penny already left, but she left a note by his side. He read it and gasped, "She even gave me her number?! Who was she?"
He got out of bed and was exhausted. He got dressed and headed for work.
That afternoon, Oli was working in his office, as he got text messages from Penny. He answered it and read them, but they were pin-up shots of Penny.
"Thanks for making me understand your warmness… I will leave you alone. Enjoy your ceremonial robotic union in holy matrimony. From, Penny."
Oli sighed and growled, "This girl…" He then scrolled down his phone and saw that Penny texted and posted photos of her, in naughty poses and in lingerie, and even added text messages.
"Oli, I want you…"
"I am all yours."
"Salutations, my love bot… I want you badly. I cannot wait for another night."
"Cy is adorable, but I'm sexy…"
Oli griped, "What is with her? ONE night, and she is into me!" He scrolled down and saw he had over two hundred messages and photos, all from Penny. He griped, "How did she get my phone number?"
After work, Oli got a phone call. He answered and said, "Hello?"
"SAL-U-TATIONS!" Penny called, as she said, "I have been waiting for you! You enjoyed work?"
"Penny, will you stop hounding me? One night was fine, but…" He protested, "You are stressing me out!"
Penny said, "Oh, I am so sorry. I didn't mean to harass you, every hour. I will see you tonight."
Oli cried, "WAIT!" She hung up, as he sighed, "This is ridiculous… This woman is into me… Can she not see I'm a robot, and for another?" The phone rang, as Oli called, "HELLO!" He gasped, "OH! Zina? Yes, I'm on my way home. How's Cy? Still at it? Okay… Can you tell her to come home soon? I'm… I'm lonely…" He said, as he smiled, "Okay… I'll see her tomorrow…"
He left for the train, as his hectic day was over.
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But his night was about to get much worse. Penny came over again, and they were in bed together. Penny giggled, nuzzling Oli, "Aw, I'm so happy Cy's coming home… Tell me… Does Cy get this endurance from you?"
He groaned, "Look, you're only here to cuddle with me, and that's it. You have been on my motherboards for the past 12 hours. Would you go to sleep, please?"
She smiled, "Of course… I want you, baby…"
Oli barked, "NO! Penny, go home!" He sat up, as Penny covered herself, "Penny, I told you, for one night, I needed company, but you're going too far! Now, I must ask you to exit my home, before Cy comes home and she'll dismantle me. In short and simplicity: Get out of my house!"
Penny gasped in shock, and was sad, "I see… You do not want my company, right?"
"NO! I want a nice girl, not a stalker!"
"But I am nice. I am sorry… but I find you very attractive. I found it because I felt your warmth, like I am a normal human meatbag…"
"Why do you speak weird? What are you?"
Penny crawled to him and said, "I'm your girlfriend now… I love you, Oli."
"I told you, I'm married!" Oli protested, "Now, please exit the house! I don't want to talk to you, anymore!"
"What are you saying, Oli?" Penny wept.
Oli barked, "I am saying… LEAVE! ME! ALONE!" He sat back, as Penny was upset.
"Fine… If that is how you feel about me… I will no longer be a problem to you…" She approached the phone and said, "I have to call Cy. I want to tell her everything, and congratulate her. She wins… I will leave you, after I tell her about last night."
He gasped, as she dialed the phone, "Hello? Is this Cy Tokakushi's creator?" Oli snatched the phone and hung up the receiver. He sobbed, "Don't! You cannot tell her everything! If my creators found out I had sex with another robot, they'll tear me apart!"
Penny blushed, "Yes, I know… But…" Her eyes went red and said, "I suggest that you keep this between us. You're my boyfriend robot now…"
He gasped, "My god… What are you?" Her eyes shone, and her left arm sparked a bit. He whispered, "You're an android, like me?!"
"What did you expect?" She glared, "As long as you stay with me, I won't say the word to your lover… Cy Tokakushi is a bimbo… with huge knockers, and soft skin. I'm more than her… At least my back isn't hurting, because she's a G-Cup."
"You witch!"
Penny glared, "You come to MY place, tomorrow night. After that, we'll part ways. But… You refuse, then I tell Cy about us." She was blackmailing him, as she beeped, "I am your girlfriend now…"
Oli sobbed, "You wouldn't."
"Try me."
Penny stepped back, "But I need to recharge at home. We'll meet tomorrow night at 8pm. Do not be late OR early. Be on time. Goodnight, lover."
She walked off, as Oli was upset. He sat down and sobbed, "What have I done? Why did Cy leave and break down?" He got another text message, as Penny instructed him to do it to Cy… and that's dismantle her.
"Tomorrow, before you leave, do as I tell you to Cy.
Deactivate her, stuff her away, and come to my place. She won't mind, because she's deactivated…"
Oli sighed and said in sadness, "I'm sorry, Cy…"
The next night, Cy was home, as she was relaxing. She said, "What a night. Sorry if it took too long to be repaired. But I had a serious bug."
Oli smiled forcefully, as he looked at the clock, "Oh, no problem, Cy."
"Something wrong?"
"Oh, nothing… I'm waiting for something at 8."
"Oh, I see. Is it important?"
"Uhhh… Updates."
"Ah, I see. I've been updating as of late. My body is still functioning, as we speak." She sat up and said, "Well, I'm gonna go take a shower. Then I'll turn in. I have a long day, tomorrow."
He cried, "CY! WAIT!" She asked, "Fweh?" He said to her, "Cy… If another robot came into our lives and took me away from you, would you be sad?"
Cy asked, "Why would you ask me that?" She smiled, "I won't be mad. I mean, she doesn't understand that we're made for each other. Oliver, I love you. No one is ever going to take you away from me."
"Really?"
"Yes. Besides, if someone like you had sex with another fembot… I'd hit her with my Cy Rocket Punch!" She roared, "But my functions are not what they used to be, anymore. Anyways, you're MY lover, Oliver. I don't think I want ANY robot to come between me and you." She kissed him and said, "Now, go wash up… I left you dinner in the oven."
"Yeah, goodnight, Cy…"
As she went upstairs, Oli contacted Penny, on the phone, "Hello?"
"Penny, it's me… Change of plans. Cy is sleeping early, so…"
"That is NOT part of the plan! Deactivate her! Then come over to my place!"
"Cy is tired! She won't know I'm gone! You said 8pm, and it's only… … …8:30?" He looked at the clock, and he sobbed, "Oh, I forgot… I'm sorry…"
Penny hissed, "Sorry? I told you NOT to be tardy! And now it's too late!" She stated, "Tomorrow, I'm going to talk with Cy, and tell her about–."
"NO NO NO! PENNY! Don't! I'll do anything!" Oli pleaded.
Penny grinned, as she viewed out the window her own house, "Then… Come on over, at 9pm, tonight. But first… Turn off Cy… If you don't, I will tell her. No excuses and no exceptions. Don't be late."
Oli sighed, as he said, "Yes, Penny…" He hung up, as Cy was out of the shower, in a towel, with her hair down. She asked, "Oh! Oli? Do you need to get in?"
Oli hugged Cy, and they started to kiss. Cy moaned, "O-Oli… What are you doing?"
Oli sobbed, "Forgive me…" He reached for her POWER Switch, but Cy asked, "What's wrong with you? Why are you jumpy today?"
"I'm sorry… but, uh… A next door neighbor of mine… Well, she wanted me to fix her–."
"Oh, duties from next door? That's okay. I know you're busy, but… Why were you trying to deactivate me?"
"Cy… I, uh…"
"It's alright… Just don't, alright?" They kissed, as Oli whispered, "I'm sorry…"
He reached for her OFF switch, as Cy was too distracted, kissing Oli. He touched her back, but hesitated. He muttered, "I… I can't do it…" He accidentally touched her back, and she squealed, "EEK!"
She slapped him and said, "Pervert! Don't ever touch my power switch again!" He groaned, "I'm sorry." She stated to him, "And also, I suggest that you refrain from hugging me, when I am not in my clothes… I just came out–." Her towel suddenly dropped. Oli gasped, seeing her naked body.
Cy shrieked, "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" She tossed Oli out of her room, "GET OUT, YOU PERVERT!" She slammed the door, as Oli was shaken, "Whoa… She's angry." Cy opened the door and threw a pillow to him, "You stay away from me, you hentai! I said we're not to have sex, until we're married!"
"But Cy, I wasn't–."
Cy roared, "AND YOU'RE NOT LEAVING FOR ANYTHING!" She slammed the door, and Cy went to bed. Oli sighed and was annoyed, "Well, that's one way to blow off steam…"
He went downstairs and decided to leave for Penny's house. But he paused and beeped, "Error… Low battery… Low battery… Low battery…" Oli powered down and collapsed.
Up in the bedroom, Cy was in her pajamas, as she was crying in embarrassment, clutching her pillow tight. "Oli… That pervert…" She sniffled and said, "I mean, it's not like him, at all… Oli isn't that perverted… Why did he do this to me? Am I not good enough for him?" She wept, "Oli… You jerk… Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
She was crying, as she was upset over Oli's behavior lately. She decided to head downstairs and talk to him. "He's probably on the couch, feeling unhappy… I should apologize…"
Cy went downstairs, and gasped, "OLI!"
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Oli was recharged, as Cy was crying on his chest. He woke up and asked, "Cy?"
Cy sniffled, "I'm sorry…"
They hugged, as he said, "I've been bad… I didn't mean to be that perverted…"
"No, don't be. Onii-chan was like that, only… But still, don't ever turn me off."
"I promise… I love you, Cy…"
They kissed, as Cy was happy that Oli's alright. But outside, Penny watched from next door. Her green eyes lit red and she hissed, "You little…" She pulled the curtain down and snarled, "Darn it!"
Cy & Oli slept together, after that, only for Penny to get angrier. But she DID promise to tell Cy everything.
Time passed, as Oli was on his way to work, feeling refreshed. Cy was finally all alone, as she waved goodbye to her boyfriend. She went inside and said, "Oli's gone, and I have the whole day to relax. Oh, I should make his favorite for dinner." She held up her ring and said, "Just think… I'm going to be married to my android lover, in two weeks. Myu-Myu and Shiratsuru got everything needed, Waka is filming the reception, Itsuno is providing the decorations, Myu-Myu is catering with the others… Ohhhhhh, I'm so happy!"
She paused and saw a photo of herself, as a young android, with Myu Momochi, Shiratsuru Kuki, Waka Kyogoku, Itsuno Owari, and a few others. This was a photo during her high school days, when she and Myu were in 3rd year. Cy smiled, "So many memories. After I graduated, and went to college, Zina planned a new body for me. And there, I met Oli… I mean, he was an android, but a nice one, too…"
A knock on the door was made, as Cy answered it.
"SAL-U-TATIONS!" Penny cherred, as Cy asked, "Can I help you?"
"Can I come in?" She asked. Cy said, "Oh, sure."
Penny stepped in and grinned evilly, "Heh-heh-heh…" She shut the door, as Cy & Penny were alone together.
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That evening, Oli came home, as he called, "Cy? I'm home!" He went to the table and saw a note. It was from Cy.
"Dear Oli,
Had an emergency in Obnubi. I won't be coming back until tomorrow morning. Left you your dinner. Don't wait for me…
Love, Cy.
PS – We'll talk, tomorrow."
He smiled, "Yeah, same old Cy…" He paused and saw Penny outside, waiting for him, "Sal… u… TATIONS!"
He screamed, "AAAAAAAGH!" She dove in through the window, smashing through. She jumped in and said, "Well, darn. I thought this window was open. Never fear, I'll fix it up for you, before Cy comes home. But first, get that hot and sexy robo-rump to bed, sexy… … … Also, sorry again about your window."
Oli cried, "Penny! I said NO! Get out of my house, before I call the police!"
Penny zoomed at him and tackled her down. "NO! You're mine, you handsome robot!"
"LET ME GO!"
Penny laughed, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I told Cy everything! EVERYTHING! While you were at work! Cy wrote that note as a way of saying… You're through. Cy broke up with you!"
"No… She didn't…"
Oli was sad, as Penny cackled, "I win! Penny and Oli are together! My lovely android husband! And hey, we'll have our wedding planned, after all. I made a few alterations for the ceremony, and… I'm engaged to you, loverboy!"
Oli crawled away, as Penny barked, "You're mine! Cy cannot ever love you again!" She pinned him down and said, "You don't know how long I waited… Oli, you're mine…" She ripped his shirt open and said, "I want you… You're mine. You're mine…" She slammed her hands onto his bare chest and said, "You're all mine… Mine…"
Suddenly, her head tilted back and she jerked her head to the side. She was sparking up, as Oli gasped, "Penny?" Penny was spazzing and malfunctioning, as her arms and head were spazzing out, going wild.
"Alert! Alert! Unit malfunction… Unit malfunction! Malfunction! Malfunction! System error… Warning! This unit is not responding! Please reset hardware set-set-set-set-et-et-et-et-et-et-et, bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Damage to hardware found. Please reboot–. System shutting down. My body feels… numb… So… hot… so… Oliver… I… love…" She collapsed onto him like a rag doll and slurred, "Olllliiiiii… vrrrrrrrrrrrr…" Smoke emitted from her body, as Oli sobbed in pain, "Thank god… Penny…"
He lifted her up, but Penny's dead. She was out of power, and was burning up. He hugged her and said, "No, I'm sorry… I was unfaithful to you, Cy… I'm sorry…" He sniffled and sobbed, as Penny was lifeless. He held her body and said, "Penny, I'll fix you, as good as new… Only, if you just don't tell Cy that we had a thing. I love Cy, but I can never love another. You'd understand, don't you?"
Penny didn't respond. Oli held her broken body and sniffled, "I love you… Penny…" He shut her eyes and sniffled, "Once you're cooled off, I'll have Kiki repair you. But Cy cannot know…"
He held her in her arms and said, "Penny…" He walked upstairs and went to work on fixing up Penny.
Penny was patched up, as Oli was feeling bummed. Penny woke up and said, "Oli…"
He bowed his head and said, "I'm sorry. You didn't have to go that far… just for me…"
She smiled and said, "It's alright… You fixed me. That's fine. I haven't been calibrated, since last week. I guess I had a hiccup in my circuits. Oliver…" She held his hand and said, "I am sorry. I truly did love you… but I know you're engaged, and that's only because I was testing you. Cy is so lucky to have a male android companion to have for a future husband."
"Gee, thanks… Penny, I hope one day you find someone you love, too… But even so, it's mean of you to hurt Cy…"
Penny giggled, as she was upset, "Yes… I was mean… But even so… Even if you are for another… I admire your body… You are so one-of-a-kind, and so adorable… I don't wanna leave you… ever…" She kissed him and whispered, "Goodbye, Oli… I hope you and Cy… have a bright… future…" Her voice went deeper, "…together…" Her eyes went black and her face went emotionless. Oli sniffled, as Penny powered off, resting her circuits. He hugged her and wept softly.
Penny was no longer in Oli's way now. Only now, Oli has to deal with Cy.
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The next morning, Cy and Oli were sitting on the couch together, as Cy was mad at him.
"I was told everything…" Cy said to him.
Oli said, "Cy, let me explain… I didn't mean to–."
"NO! When I talk, Oliver, YOU LISTEN! I'm talking to you now!" Cy barked, "Why didn't you say so? Why did you hide this from me?"
"I didn't know! It was out of–!"
"SHUT UP! I can't believe you, Oli! I thought we'd trust each other, but…" She confessed, as she was hurt, "YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD A LOOSE WIRE INSIDE YOUR WAIST!"
"Huh?" Oli was confused, as Cy sobbed, "I didn't want you to break down. If your wires break off and you cease function, I'd be devastated…"
"Wait, I thought…"
Cy sobbed, as she hugged him, "Oli… Promise me you'd maintain yourself, every once in a while. Don't leave me!" She bawled, as Oli thought in confusion, "Wait… Penny came to my house, and… Hold on!" He asked her, "Who told you I had a loose wire?"
"Kiki."
"Ohhh… Was she here, last night?"
"No… But someone did come to my house, wanting a glass of milk. From next door. She wanted milk for her cupcakes, for her friends."
Oli shivered, "Then… What happened was… Then…" he moaned, "I need to lie down…"
"What do you think I thought you were doing? Cheating on me? I would never be that hateful!"
"THAT'S JUST IT! I thought you were going to break up with me!"
Cy paused and smiled, hugging him, "Oli… I would never do such a thing. I love you… I'd do anything for you… Oli, do you know what I said to you, when we graduated together?"
"NO… What?"
Cy said, "Oli… I know I'm juss an andwoid, but… Onii-chan has so many girls dat I could never be his… Oli… Will yew be my boyfwiend, until the end of dime? I've always wuved yew, my dawling andwoid fwiend." It was in Cy's old voice. She said, "And you said yes. By the time we graduated together… we agreed to live together, as long as our creators watch over us, from time to time."
Oli smiled and said, "Cy… I'm sorry about everything, but… I won't be a burden to you again. I still love you. Let's be together forever."
Cy blushed, as she wept, "Oh, Oli…" They kissed each other, as their relationship has never been better. Oli said to her, "Now, I have work today, and I'm going to be working late."
"I'll be waiting for you, Oli…"
Oli left for work, after that, as Cy was alone. She smiled, "My Oli… I'm so happy. In two weeks, we'll be married." She paused and said, "OH… I almost forgot." She called on the phone, but no answer.
"Fweh? What happened?" She then remembered, "You don't think…"
She rushed upstairs and went to the closet. She opened the door and Penny emerged from the closet, "Repairs complete." She beeped, "Oh, Cy! Sal-u-tations!"
Cy smiled, "I knew Oli would hide you in the closet, without knowing…"
Penny grinned, "Yeah, your future husband is a handful. I support and approve of him. You'll make a great wife."
"How was he, by the way?"
"Very stimulating, though he was nervous, at first."
Cy sat down and said, "Come on… Sit with me…" Penny sat next to her, as he said, "Where's Oli now?"
"He left. So, we're all alone now… And you know what that means…"
Penny stated, "But Cy, didn't you say that you cannot have sex, until you're married?"
"Oli cheated… but he admitted that it was wrong… and you did blow him, did you?"
"No… But I deactivated him, and believed we did. I only seduced him, just as you said. I wanna wait until I find the right one for me."
A couple of nights ago, Oli and Penny proceeded to have sex. Oli didn't want it, but it seems that Penny wanted Oli, so much. At the time, Penny wanted to expel some urges from her.
He asked her, "Promise not to tell?"
She winked, "Locked. Classified." She responded, "In short, yes."
Their bodies continued to touch each other, all night, as Oli was relieved. But then…
CLICK! Whrr…
Oli was deactivated, as Penny cuddled by his naked body. She whispered, "Your wish is my command, Oli. No sex. After all, you may think it was sex, but it's not. To be honest, I'm still a learning machine."
As it turns out, Cy told Penny to make Oli believe he had sex with her, and he never knew about it. Of course, she did play around with his body, and he had no idea what occurred.
"How's the rhubarb down there?" Penny whispered, and added, "Sorry, I saw that in a movie once."
Cy grinned, as she planned this from the start. She said, "You know, the funny thing is that Oli never understood what a Bachelor Party was… until he met you. When Onii-chan and Johnny offered to give him a bachelor party, he declined. Oli is a gentleman, after all, but he can be such a prude…"
Penny blushed, as she leaned to Cy, "Men can be such softies."
"Even mandroids…" Cy giggled, as she and Penny started to kiss. She blushed, but pulled away, "No… I can't! It's just wrong…"
Penny said, "You wanted this, right? You need a little sensation in your life… without Oli. I mean, you two are made for each other, since you are created by separate companies that manufactured the models of your bodily status."
Cy smiled, "But then again… Everyone has a little urge to blow off… right?"
"Right. But next time, if you want sex, wear protection."
"I'm fully artificial… So, I guess that's a problem."
"You are lifelike, after all…"
Penny and Cy kissed and started to tongue-kiss each other. Cy pulled away and whispered, "Don't tell Oli, okay?"
"Of course. We've been having sex, since you were engaged. Trust me… I need that urge gone, too… He may find out that you lied to him, only to get close to me."
"But he'll never believe me. Men." Cy joked, as they resumed to make out. The phone rang, and Cy turned it off.
"Who was it?"
"No one." Cy giggled. It was a call from Oli. But she was very busy.
All day long, Cy & Penny kissed, all behind Oli's back, in secret. Of course, Oli never knew about Penny's interference with their relationship… and it remained locked away, and no one knew about it… except for Cy.
(Hanajima): No matter how you fit it, love works in mysterious ways, even for robots… Two androids fall in love, and a third enters their life… only to end happily and peacefully, with very dark secrets to hide.
Oli and Cy – caught between a rock and a hard place, in the form of a "Penny", a female gynoid that offers support for BOTH parties. Her programming is updated through the courtesy… of the "Tales of the Bizarre".
Heather was completely shocked, as Hanajima was amazed. "Oh, my…"
Emily grinned, as she said, "Can I cook, or can I cook? In the end, Cy & Oli did marry, and the memories of Penny were erased afterwards. She was only for them, through support and control."
Hanajima said, "I didn't know Cy Tokakushi would go full-lesbian on us…"
Emily said, "Her creator, Lady Zina, came out of the closet, during the final season… But I must move on."
Hanajima said, "So, shall we test out your new actors?"
Emily smiled, "Of course."
Heather moaned, "You go on ahead… I'm going to enjoy this tea. Tastes good."
She yawned, as Hanajima said, "I am curious… Aside from RWBY, who did you use for the actresses?"
Emily opened a pod and revealed a robot in black. "Well, before you came, I decided to give you a sneak preview of a special guest coming to my Robot Theatre."
Hanajima was shocked, as she asked, "Emily… Is that… … … me?"
Emily smirked, "Yep." She added, "I have an android of Miss Heather, too. And that's just it, they will act as you, for our special show."
Hanajima said, "Heather, did you see that? Emily Maynard created–." She gasped, as Heather was knocked out. Hanajima ran to her, "Heather!" She felt her pulse and said, "Good. She's alive… but… The tea…" She sniffed the cup and gasped, "Who made this tea?"
Emily said, "Nora did." Nora Valkyrie (a robot double) said, "Hello! Tea for my guests." She grinned demonically, and Hanajima said, "You… You drugged the tea, didn't you?"
Emily said, "Yes." Her eyes went orange, sprouting out orange flames. Hanajima whispered, "The Autumn Maiden… Wait… Are you–?"
WHACK!
A Pyrrha Android appeared and knocked out Hanajima. Emily said, "I only drugged Heather's tea, because even someone like you would know me, with your psychic sense." She held up the remote and activated the Heather and Hanajima Robot Doubles. Emily grinned, "And that's… checkmate."
OH, NO! Our hostesses are caught by an Emily Maynard Evil Twin, or possibly… No…
Could it be Cinder Fall?
Stay tuned for the fourth RWBY Bizarre Tale, to find out more!
Stay tuned…
