Rewritten and edited by: MarvelousFizzy799 and Tatsu-Kamikaze

Chris: Last time on total drama, the contestants experienced every pitfall Peru could put forward. They visited some ancient landmarks, hung out with the locals and DJ kept his animal curse alive by whacking some wee-wee monkeys. Someone's feelings were hurt and something really weird happened: Team Victory HAD a victory! Ten contestants, one million dollars, loads more exotic locales to destroy, right here on Total! Drama! World Tour!

(after theme song)

(opens with DJ touching a dish with his fork, only for his food to fling off the fork and cuts to Lindsay)

Lindsay: Wow. I'm so relaxed, I think my brain is even asleep. (pours tea on herself) Yep. Totally asleep. This is great and the best part is I can't wait to see…

DJ: His name's Tyler.

Lindsay: I know! I remember! (sniffs something) Ew! What is that smell?

(the intern sees DJ's food crawling)

DJ: It's my meatless fake bacon and eggs-like breakfast. I'm never hurting another animal again.

Lindsay: So now you're a meagan?

DJ: Vegan. And don't tell Mama. She says vegans are chicken loving chickens.

(cuts to Loser Class with Team Amazon and Team Chris Is Really Fuckin' Hot)

Tyler: I'm glad Lindsay's team won the last challenge and everything, but her being up in First Class and me being back here…oh, it sucks.

Owen: Um, yeah... I know exactly what you mean. When I'm, uh, away from Izzy for too long, I get really..

Noah: Happy? Because your girlfriend is a complete and total nutjob. And I'm not talking tiny peanuts, that girl is a Brazil nut sized nut job.

Owen: Hey, where is Izzy anyway?

Alejandro: I saw her go to the cockpit to talk to Chef.

(Owen, Noah, Heather, and Cody gasp, then plane shakes while an alarm goes off)

Cody: Oh no!

Courtney: What's happening?!

Tyler: We're going down! (switches to cockpit)

Izzy: Whoa! What does this button do?! (presses a button and plane flips) Oh! And this one! (presses another button)

Chef: Girl, stop that! (switches to outside of the plane)

Izzy: Ooo. Blue button! (pushes it and planes starts to fall with mostly everyone screaming and the plane then recovers in the flight)

Heather: Having some trouble controlling your team, Alejandro?

(Alejandro sees Owen sucking his thumb while stuck in cargo hold, Tyler crashed into another cargo hold, and Noah with his head stuck in a birdcage)

Alejandro: Your attempts to insult my team are... cute.

Heather: Whatever. My girl power team is going to win. We don't get distracted by anything, especially boys.

(Alejandro points to Sierra who is crying when Cody tried to vote her off while eating a pint of ice cream)

Heather: Get it together! (drags Sierra out).

Alejandro: (whispering) All clear.

(a luggage case falls off the cargo hold to reveal Cody cramped inside)

Confessionals

Cody: (in confessional hiding behind Alejandro) Chris is the one who played the video of me trying to vote her off, so why do I feel like such a schmuck? All I did was vote, which I had to do!

Alejandro: How long are you gonna keep this up?

Cody: I'm done. (pops his head out noticing a stitch on Alejandro's trousers) Did you know you have a little rip on the seam there, just a-

Alejandro: Out, Cody!

Izzy: (over the intercom, imitating Chris) Ahem! This is your captain speaking. If you look out your window, you'll get to see what happens when a plane does a somersault!

Chef: (grabbing the microphone from Izzy) Give me that! Uh, ya'll might wanna hang on to something heavy.

(Alejandro, Cody, Noah, and Tyler all hold onto Owen in terror and the plane rolls and flips on a strip on water in front of the Louvre, then lands.)

Izzy: Woo! (the plane ejects Izzy who hits her head on the plane before hitting the water and laughing.)

(the camera cuts to the cockpit)

Chris: You said we were landing at the Eiffel Tower!

Chef: And you said you were gonna replace that curtain with a locked door!

(cuts to everybody out of the plane and next to the Louvre)

Chris: I didn't exactly get a chance to prep my introduction, what with the unexpected water landing and all. I'm just gonna give the highlights. (flips through his cards) France…city of love…art gallery…filler…lots of artwork…priceless…priceless artwork…

Lindsay: (squeals) Paris! There's only one guy I want to share this with, the guy I've been dreaming about since we've been apart! Where's my Tyler?

Tyler: Hey, Linds.

Lindsay: Are you sure that's you? Cause you look slightly different in my head.

Alejandro: (to Noah) Everything looks slightly different in her head.

Noah: True dat.

Lindsay: Do you always wear a track suit? Oh, it doesn't matter because us being in paris together means only one thing…

Tyler: I know. I love…

Lindsay: Shopping! I can't pick out new clothes for you! (squeals before Chris closes her lips)

Chris: There's no time for shopping. The first challenge is about to start. Everyone inside the Loave.

Courtney: Uh, I believe you mean "Louvre".

Chris: Whatever, GO ALREADY!

(cuts to inside the Louvre, with Chef carrying a tall crate with a forklift)

Chris: Challenge time, kids! Each team gets their very own famous sculpture. (hands Team Victory a photo) Team Victory, yours is Rodin's "The Thinker". (hands Team Chris a photo) Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot, you guys get the Venus de Milo.

Alejandro: Ah, Venus. Such beauty.

Chris: Calm down, lover boy. (hands Team Amazon a photo) Amazons, you ladies get the Statue of David. Here's how it works: it's up to you guys to find your statue hidden somewhere in the Lovera, or something.

Courtney: Well, that shouldn't be too hard. The statues are big. Plus, I'm amazing at reading brochure maps.

Chris: About that, Chef has broken the statues into pieces and hidden them. First team to find their pieces race to the pyramid court and reassemble them wins.

Alejandro: But the Thinker isn't located in the Louvre and the Statue of David isn't even in France.

Chris: Well, we're not using the actual statues. Those are PRICELESS. Chef made some fake ones. Right? (Chef looks for a second, then runs away) I almost forgot the twist-twist. Here's your motivation…

(presses a button that opens the crate, revealing Sasquatchanakwa, a bear with a chainsaw and a baby seal)

Lindsay: Ah look, DJ. It's that baby seal you accidentally ran over in the Yukon…

(the seal glares at DJ, causing him to jump into Lindsay's arms)

Chris: I'd start running.

(the contestants run, with Sasquatchanakwa following Team Chris, the bear following Team Amazon and the seal following Team Victory)

Owen: I don't want to be yeti poop!

Noah: I got your ginormous back big boy! Watch this! Totally works on my dog! (stops running and performs a hand gesture) Who wants the ball? Who wants it? You want it, don't you? Go get it! (fakes throwing a ball, causing Sasquatchanakwa to run off)

Alejandro: Well played, Noah. Now onwards!

(cuts to Team Amazon)

Heather: (holding a piece) Come on, guys! There's no way I'm gonna let the boys beat us to the Pyramid Court! We have to find the rest of these things fast!

Sierra: (looks at a sculpture of two people in a romantic embrace, causing her to fall to the floor crying)

(cuts to Lindsay and DJ walking with the pieces they've gathered)

Lindsay: These are heavy! Do you think… could you maybe… You're just so big and strong and…

DJ: Wha- oh, sorry Lindsay. I'll carry them for you.

Lindsay: Oh, good. Because after we win, I was gonna ask you about carrying all those cute stripy boxes you get when you go shopping in Paris!

DJ: I don't know. Now that seal from the Yukon is back, I've just been reminded of my animal curse and now I'm afraid that I might cause the entire museum to collapse on that little guy!

Lindsay: Remember, last time it was the animals that hurt you, and don't you think the others would want us to keep winning and doing good for them?

DJ: But what about the baby seal?

Lindsay: Maybe if we win, it'll stop attacking you and learn to respect you.

DJ: Are you sure about that?

Lindsay: As sure as I am that Tyler is Tyler, even if he does look slightly different in my head.

DJ: ...Let's go find that final piece.

(cuts to Team Chris with the pieces they've gathered)

Alejandro: You've all been brave and courageous, but we need to pick up the pace. I… (sees Izzy with her face in a picture) Izzy! We're doing a challenge! You must focus! Izzy, would you… (Izzy blows a raspberry and Alejandro grunts) Guess what? We're playing sculpture piece bingo and Chef's winning. We can't have that, can we?

Izzy: (gets her head out of the picture and throws it away) Look out, Chefy! GAAAAAAH!

(cuts back to Team Amazon screaming as the bear is about to use his chainsaw before he has to start it up again and Sierra's still crying)

Heather: (while holding Cody in her arms] Cody, you bought her into this mess so you have to get her out.

Cody: (walks over to Sierra who is still crying) There, there.

Gwen: I can't stand any more crying. We can do this challenge without your deal with Sierra. (she and Courtney walk away)

Cody: (screams as he sees the bear) Okay Sierra, snap out of it. Snap out of it.

(Sierra continues crying as the bear starts crying as well. Cody drags Sierra away as the bear pulls out pictures of him and his girlfriend and looks at them sadly)

(cuts to Team Chris next to some lasers guarding their final piece)

Alejandro: How do we get our last piece from behind those security lasers?

Guess who was captain of his gymnastics team at kinder-gym? It's Tyler time! (bashes into a pillar)

Alejandro: Noah, you will have to move through the lasers. Owen's… girth and my muscle chest will not fit.

(hears Sasquatchanakwa growl) Fine, let's just get this done. I don't think my imaginary ball trick will stop the yeti a second time. (fakes throwing a ball)

Izzy: Oh, oh, oh! A ball! I'll get it! I'll get it! (runs off)

Okay, I just move and… (touches one of the lasers) OWWW!

Chris: Heh, heh, heh. Looks like things have taken a shocking turn for our contestants. Electrifying, wouldn't you say?

Chef: Uhhhh…

Chris: Too cheesy?

Chef: Maybe…

Chris: We'll be right back. (the screen fades to black)

After Commercial Break

Cody: The thing is, I only voted for you cause I couldn't keep pretending not to be annoyed by- Okay, that's coming out wrong. Forget the apology. I'll get you whatever you want!

Sierra: (with her fingers in her ears) La la la la la, is somebody talking?

Chris: Hi. My name is Chris, and I'm the host of the show. Hey, did you know you're on it? Right now? And supposed to be doing a challenge?

Cody: Sierra's mad at me.

Chris: Awwwwwww. Don't care.

Cody: I have to get her to stop crying!

Chris: (smiles) Still not caring. (the music bell dings) Hey! You know what that means? Time to sing! (angrily) Or you're off my show!

Cody: No! Chris, please! She won't-

Sierra: I'll sing! For Chris.

(music starts)

Sierra: I love Paris in the springtime!

Je t'aime Paris in the fall!

Cody: That's great, Sierra! Keep going!

Sierra: It's the city of love in the summer!

But now, it's just a bummer! 'Cause...

Cody broke my heart and chewed it up and spit it out and then,

stepped on it and threw it down a sewer and called it names and

then laughed!

Oui, my friends! You must never trust a boy!

Oui, my friends! They will treat you like a toy!

Oui, my friends! They will-! Aww...

Break your heart and chew it up and spit it out and step on it and

throw it down a sewer and call it names, and then laugh!

Cody: Wait up, Sierra!

Owen: Oui, my friend! You are going to make it through!

Noah: Um, non, my friend. That thing just burned off my shoe.

(cuts to Chef dancing with Heather, Gwen and Courtney watching)

Sierra: Oui, my friends! All I did was love him true!

Heather: Cody! What are you doing?

Cody: I'm trying!

Sierra: Oui, my friends! Now, I'm stuck telling you...

If you fall in love with a boy on TV, and then audition to get on his

show, and then audition again, and finally get on his show, and be

nice to him and do nothing but kiss-up, you will still-

Oui, end up in Paris! Oui, feeling disparaisse! And the boy won't

even take you outside!

Heather: (yelling) ALL SHE WANTS TO DO IS TO GO OUTSIDE?! DO IT, CODY!

Cody: Okay, she didn't tell me. Let's go Sierra. (Sierra ignores Cody and walks off leaving him behind, then cuts to Heather, Gwen, Courtney and Team Chris in the Pyramid Court)

Alejandro: All right, quickly now. Put all our pieces here.

Heather: Let's move it girls! Those boys won't know what hit them!

(the two teams drop their pieces on the same spot)

Courtney: Hey! You got some of your Venus in our David!

Heather: Ah! You did that on purpose!

(the teams start arguing until Chris walks in)

Chris: Well, well, well. Looks like Team Amazon and I Am Really Really Totally Smoking Dreamy Hot have finally made it!

Alejandro: That's not the name of our team.

Chris: It's named after me, I can call it whatever I want. Anyway, go ahead and assemble the sculptures you've been assigned using the pieces that you found throughout the museum.

Heather: And then the winners are gonna be traveling in first class?

Chris: Yep! Or you would be, if you guys had won. Truth be told, you're gonna be battling it out for second place.

Heather & Alejandro: What?!

Chris: Yeah, Team Victory actually won before you guys even got here, so they're gonna be traveling together in first class. (jerks a thumb at DJ, Lindsay and their completed statue)

Everyone except Tyler: What?!

Tyler: Alright, way to go Lindsay!

Chris: Don't think that means you don't have to try though, because you're still fighting to not come in last, because the losers WILL be sending someone home. (the teams immediately start building their statues)

Tyler: Put the middle piece under the wide part, then rotate the thingy straight-wise. No, no, no… under over.

Noah: Those aren't even words!

Owen: (walks up to a food painting) Oh, would you look at that. Looks yummy… (rips off a piece of the painting and eats it) Mmm, acrylic…

Alejandro: Come on, amigos! We need to stay focused!

Heather: You and your fake tanned butt are so done for!

Alejandro: So you claim señorita, but I can assure you that myself and my companions will not lose so easily to a team with no men.

Heather: Better no men than being stuck in your group of idiots.

Noah: Yeah well, you have Sierra on your team. (her loud crying could be heard in the distance) Strong but not strong enough to outweigh the smell of crazy in the air. I think we just found our new Izzy.

Tyler: But her name is Sierra, and she doesn't have red hair or like Owen.

Noah: I know that, it's a figure of speech.

Tyler: What's there to figure out?

Noah: …I'm surrounded by idiots.

Courtney: Welcome to my world.

(cuts to Cody on a fake date with Sierra)

Cody: Look, isn't this romantic? Great view, all your favorite foods. Well, my favorites, but I saw you eating this stuff on this plate before. (opens the bottle as the cap hits Sierra) Oh! Sorry! (passes the bottle to Sierra but she passes it back to him)

Sierra: It's no fun cause you're only doing it cause you have to.

Cody: Well, I (mumbles) How am I going to fix this?

(the picture behind them gets knocked down)

(cuts back to the Pyramid Court with Team Amazon looking at their incomplete statue)

Courtney: (holding a photo of the Statue of David) I don't think this is right…

(cuts to Team Chris's statue, when Noah puts another piece on it)

Noah: Perfect.

Alejandro: Noah, I think you might want to look at the photo… (shows him a photo of Venus de Milo) You have a few too many limbs.

Heather: Doesn't feel too good to be surrounded by idiots when you're an idiot yourself, Noah! This challenge is so ours!

Alejandro: Come now senorita. You claim to be interested only in defeating me, but I know that the passion you hold for me is so much more.

Heather: The only passion I have is the one where I get to shove my foot up your (bleep)!

(cuts to DJ and Lindsay spectating on the action)

Lindsay: Wow, Hannah and Jalapeño sure seem to hate each other.

DJ: I don't know about that. I think they're just showing affection in their own way. Different people show it in difficult ways, right?

Lindsay: Wait, really? (squeals) They'd look so cute together!

Heather: Oh please, like you and your army of idiots over there have any chance of beating us.

Alejandro: Bold words on your part, senorita, but I don't see how your less than stellar team is going to be able to back up such a claim.

Heather: (looks behind her, then jerks a thumb to where her team's statue is already complete)

Gwen: There! Done! (high-fives Courtney)

Chris: And the Amazons enter the purgatory of not winning but also not being total losers, while Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot disgraces the glory that is my name.

Team Chris: Awwwww…

(cuts to outside the Lourve with everyone looking at the plane, which has minor damage for Izzy's shenanigans earlier)

Chris: Yeah, we're probably gonna need to deal with that. Do we still have some money left in the emergency fund?

Chef: Yeah, but you said you wanted to save it for the next fuel up.

Chris: Like I'm gonna give up on my hot tub because of some crazy little psychopath. Besides, what are the odds we're gonna run out of fuel anytime soon anyway?

Lindsay: Excuse me Chip, can we go shopping since we have to wait for the plane to get fixed?

Chris: I don't really care what you do in your free time, just make sure you don't shoplift again. It's one thing to do it on your own time, it's another to do it on this show. We don't need the bad publicity.

Lindsay: YAY! Come on Tyler! (grabs Tyler by the arm and starts dragging him away)

Heather: What about the rest of us?

Chris: We can't go anywhere until the plane gets fixed up, so if you wanna go sightseeing or something then I'm not gonna stop you. Just don't commit any international crimes, it's bad for publicity. And not getting mugged or lynched, I don't wanna have to dedicate any episodes to you guys just yet.

DJ: You mind if I go to the-?

Chris: Just watch the curse, I don't the animal rights people trying to break down my door. Again.

(Sasquatchanakwa, the bear and the baby seal suddenly break out of the Louvre and start chasing DJ, but stop when they hear Sierra crying, as she and Cody walk up to Heather)

Heather: I thought you were fixing her.

Cody: Look, I don't know what she wants. (loses his temper) ENOUGH! SIERRA, PUT A SOCK IN IT! (Sierra stops crying) Okay. You know what? Today is terrible. I hate today. You know why? Because you're not bugging me, invading my personal space, touching my things, smelling my hair. All annoying, but you know what? You do it all with a certain, uh, a certain enthusiasm that I've gotten used to.

Sierra: Really?

Cody: Yes, but what I'm not used to is all this crying and moping. I want things back the way they were before. Kinda in the way I'd prefer a slap to the face instead of a kick to the chestnuts.

Sierra: (affectionately hugs Cody) Shut up! Just shut up! You had me at "sock." (Sasquatchanakwa, the bear and the baby seal clap upon hearing this)

Confessional

Sierra: I was never really mad at Cody, but I kind of liked him paying attention and one thing led to another! Boy, playing hard to get really works!

Confessionals End

Chris: Team I Am Really (bleep)ing Hot, since you lost your first elimination challenge, you're required to stay on the plane and talk about who you'll vote off. I wish I could've said that before Tyler ran off with Lindsay.

(Team Chris makes their way to the plane when Owen approaches Noah)

Owen: Hey, Noah.

Noah: Yeah, Owen?

Owen: I need your help.

Noah: Sure man. What can I do for you?

Owen: Speaking of Izzy, I think I'm ready to break up with her for good.

Noah: Oh wow, and it only took you about six months to figure out that she's as crazy as they come, and then even crazier.

Owen: I mean I still like her and all, but the thing is that she's just so...

Noah: Crazy as they come and then even crazier? I literally just said all of this to you. Still, it's about freaking time. So how many kicks to the kiwis did it take before you decided to go through with it?

Izzy: BONZAI! (suddenly drops down from above and lands... right on Owen's kiwis) Oh sorry big guy, I thought you were Chef. (runs off)

Noah: You see my point exactly? Now here's a recommendation for you from the only one with any brains on this plane and believe me when I tell it to you, big guy: the more you distance yourself from the queen of Crazytown, the safer we're all gonna be.

(cuts to a fancy restaurant with Tyler and Lindsay after they finished eating)

Tyler: Lindsay, being with you makes me so happy every day, and when we're not together I miss you like crazy, and it hurts so bad that it feels like a part of me is missing. When we got separated back in Action, and then this season when you couldn't remember me, I thought I was gonna go out of my mind. The thought that you never even knew who I was... it was like taking a thousand dodgeballs to the kiwis, only worse. Now I know that the reason why it hurts so much is because... I love you Lindsay. I really do.

Lindsay: Oh Tyler... (the two of them close their eyes and move in for the kiss... only to find something in between the two of them, and the look up to see Chef standing there)

Tyler: Chef? What the heck man?

Chef: Shove it stupid maggot, the plane is fixed so we're moving on.

Tyler: But we're kind of in the middle of a-

Chef: Does it look like I care? Team Amazon is waiting on my cart, so get your butts moving NOW!

(Tyler and Lindsay get up from their table and start leaving the restaurant, with Tyler struggling to carry all the stuff Lindsay bought)

Chef: That's quite a load you got there. You should really-

Tyler: No, no, no! I'm doing this for my girl, so it's fine!

French waiter: (walks to Chef) Pardon me, monsieur. But someone has to pay for their dinner. (Chef grumbles and digs into his pocket)

(Chef drives his cart with Tyler, Lindsay, Heather, Courtney and Gwen right to the plane. The contestants get off and march into the plane, with the interns carrying all the clothes, shoes and lip gloss Lindsay bought)

Lindsay: Thanks you guys, but be careful. Those things are way too pretty to get scuffy and stuff.

Tyler: Oh man, Paris was awesome! We got to see all sorts of epic stuff, and I even learned what a crepe is.

Lindsay: And all the shopping, all the clothes I bought!

Tyler: People definitely weren't kidding when they hyped this place up. What did they call it, the City of Love?

Heather: Now if only the two of you weren't so sickening to watch.

Owen: You guys went with them?

Gwen: We went to do some sight-seeing, figured it was better than sitting around yet another death trap with Chris' face on it. (Chris walks by) Speak off the devil…

Chris: Well, since the last of you are back on this plane, we can finally fire it up to our next destination. Tyler, the rest of your team had to stay on this plane to talk about who they'll vote off. Now that you're finally here, you have to go to Loser Class and do the same.

Confessionals

Tyler: Well, my team may not have won, but I finally got to go on my dream date with my sweetie babe Lindsay: Me doing push ups while she shops and holding her purse when she's trying stuff on. Just goes to show ya that some stuff is totally worth way more than a million bucks! Even if I get eliminated early, I'll go home a happy jock!

Alejandro: (Sigh) Well I suppose they can't all be victories, and honestly there is only one challenge where victory is truly critical. But a defeat can be a gateway to another victory. Case and point, now I finally have the chance to get rid of that useless butter donkey Owen once and for all. But I still have to find a way to convince the others to vote with me.

Confessionals End

(cuts to Loser Class with Alejandro approaching Noah and Tyler)

Alejandro: Excuse me amigos, do you have a moment?

Noah: I'd say no, but I doubt it's gonna make a difference. Just make it quick.

Alejandro: Excellente. It is a shame that our team has suffered from its first proper elimination in this challenge, but it can't be helped. Which raises the question though. Who shall we vote for?

Noah: Yeah let me stop you right there. I've already got someone in mind to vote for, and so does he. (jerks a thumb at Tyler) They're not gonna be of any use to the team, they're not all there in the head, and it's more than likely that they're gonna accidentally kill us all, so I'm doing this mainly out of self preservation, and he's doing it because he's basically a lapdog.

Tyler: Hey!

Alejandro: ...I see. It seems our interests align then. Very well, as long as we have an understanding. (walks away)

Tyler: He knew we were talking about Izzy right?

Noah: I don't know, and frankly I don't care. If he did, then we've got another vote in our favor. If he didn't, then he won't get his way. It doesn't really matter either way.

(cuts to the dining section with Owen and Izzy)

Owen: (sighs and speaks to himself) This is it… (approaches Izzy) Izzy, we need to talk.

Izzy: Sure, what's up Big O? You talking one of those real super serious talks, or just one of those talks where you say you wanna talk, but you really wanna make out like a pack of wild crazy monkeys?

Owen: No really, we gotta- Wait a second, that's on the table?!

Izzy: Heck yeah it is, now bring it in Big O!

Owen: Yes, I love- Wait no no no, gotta focus. We really need to talk.

Izzy: So deep talk?

Owen:Yeah, deep talk.

Izzy: Alright, so what's up?

Owen: Okay, here it is. (Deep breath) Izzy, I don't think I can do this anymore.

Izzy: Do what? You're not quitting the game are you? Izzy knows that Big O is anything but a quitter, even if he did get brought back to be a giant jerk last season, but Izzy gets why he did it.

Owen: Yeah, my family needed the cash. But it's not that. It's us. I just... I think we should break up.

Izzy: Blow up the plane, because Izzy's got a few ideas on getting this thing to the ground-

Owen: No, not blow up anything, I mean break up. You and me.

Izzy: Wait... really?

Owen: Yeah, really. I mean I still like you, you're totally awesome and the making out is one of the best things I've ever felt, something I love almost as much as food actually, but you're so... I think the word Noah used was eccentric.

Izzy: Oh. Okay, Izzy guesses.

Owen: It's not like I ever wanted to hurt you or anything, it's just- Wait, you mean you're not mad?

Izzy: Hey, Izzy can't be mad at you over something like this. Izzy still thinks that Owen is totally awesome, but she gets that Izzy and Explosivo and E-Scope and her other parts can get a little carried away. Yeah having to break up sucks, mostly because Izzy thinks Owen is awesome, but Izzy just wants Owen to be happy, and if this is what you want... then Izzy can learn to deal with it.

Owen: Oh. Well that was... a lot easier than I thought it'd be.

Izzy: Hey what can I say, Izzy is nothing if not understanding.

Owen: We can still stay friends though right?

Izzy: Izzy says definitely.

Owen: I will miss you though, it was a lot of fun and stuff.

Izzy: Yeah, Izzy liked it when we made out. Anyway Izzy will see Big O later. Izzy has to go... take care of something. (walks off to the confessional, locks the door and silently cries to herself and Owen walks off with a guilty expression when Chris speaks on the intercom)

Chris: Attention Team I Am Godlike Hot, please report to the elimination area! Since this is your first time doing this instead of Team Victory, here's a reminder of what you do: stamp the passport of the team member you'd like to send home in the confessional. That is if Izzy ever stops crying.

Voting Confessionals

Noah: of me is going to miss the smell of crazy in the air. But of me wants to live. (stamps Izzy's passport)

Tyler: Sorry bro, or lady bro I guess, but you did kind of almost kill all of us today, and I don't want anything to happen to me or Lindsay. (stamps Izzy's passport)

Owen: I'm doing the right thing, I know I am. So then why does it hurt so much worse than any time I've ever been hungry? (stamps Izzy's passport)

Alejandro: Good riddance you useless butter donkey. (stamps Owen's passport)

Izzy: (Does her typical crazy stuff by stamping everyone's passports, but with a sad look on her face)

Voting Confessionals End

Chris: Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot, honestly I'm kind of disappointed that you guys are even called that with the way that you performed tonight. Tyler, looks like kinder-gym means about as much on this show as ethics and morality, and the rest of that good stuff, and you also went on a date with Lindsay when you were supposed to stay in the plane with your team. Izzy, ruining priceless works of art and chasing after non-existent balls, not to mention nearly killing us all before the challenge even began, if her little stunt with the plane earlier is anything to go by. Noah, you tried to be a team player, but just ended up getting a hole burned through your crotch. Alejandro, you seem more invested in arguing with Heather than helping your team avoid their first elimination ceremony. And Owen. You seem kinda sad, big guy. Is it that you did something that you thought was the right thing to do, but your gut is telling you otherwise? I don't know. Just a wild guess. Alright, I have four barf bags full of peanuts here, and the player that doesn't receive will have to take the Drop of Shame. The following players are safe. Tyler. Noah. Alejandro. (tosses the bags to them) And then there were two. Owen. Izzy. The longer either one of you stays here, the greater the chances that more priceless works of art and cultural heritage are gonna be destroyed in hilarious fashions. In any case, the last bag goes to... Owen.

Izzy: Well we've all gotta go sometime right? (grabs a parachute) Later Big O, Izzy wants ya to be happy and all that good stuff. (but she looks incredibly downcast and sad as she says this, then jumps off the plane) GERONIMO!

Confessionals

Owen: Well, that's that. I know I did the right thing. At least I think I did… so why does it hurt so much? Even more than that time Chef busted my jaw… No, Owen! Izzy's… eccentricness nearly got you guys killed today! You managed to save them all from doom with the breakup! Noah was right! It's all for the safety of everyone on the show!

Noah: Fabulous. I managed to convince Big O to make the right decision. It's kind of weird, I forgot how it felt to not be constantly drowning in crazy. But then again, with everyone else on the plane surrounding me, I'm sure that crazy gap will be filled in the snap of a finger. I'm just… almost glad that Big O will be safer.

Alejandro: (Bleep)! Leave it to this pack of idiotas to ruin my plans! (sighs) No matter, I can get rid of that butter donkey next time we lose a challenge.

Confessionals End

Chris: That's one more teen off the plane! Will next week be this insane? Find out next time on Total! Drama! World Tour!

Exclusive Clip

Izzy (while hanging upside down): Well, that pretty much sucked. Lost the cash, and Big O, he... Well Izzy just wants him to be happy, even if Izzy doesn't get to be the one to make him happy herself. (sheds a few tears and then she sees a mime mimicking her) Hey, you know where a girl can get a pay phone around here, or do those not exist anymore? Hey are you mocking me? Oh, Izzy knows you aren't mocking the Izzy! Nobody mocks the Izzy! (and then she rips herself off the parachute and gets into a fist fight with the mime.)