Pearl's Mature Birthday

All the Reminiscing

Pearl walked into her school, Bikini Bottom High School, like many of her fellow upper classmen, were anxiously awaiting their high school graduation which was about one month away. Pearl and her friends were texting about the events, she texted her friend Judy, it said, "Judy, I'm officially 18 years old." The enthusiastic fish wrote her own text that said, "Pearl, that is totes coral. I'm so happy for you." Their science teacher Mr. Shelldyn came in, cleared his throat and said, "Good morning students, I know you are all very enthused with graduation coming up, but we need to begin our lesson today, so get out your papers and jot down the notes." And all the students who were interested in his lesson began.

As the day went on, Pearl received many texts from other students wishing her a happy birthday, but there was some disappointment the whale felt with some of these responses; many of her fellow graduating classmates had partners and some had even made waves in the bedroom during or even before senior year and Pearl herself was only one of a very few who were still virgins.

She then realized while it did sound slutty, she did not want to be a virgin at the graduation party at Goo Lagoon. So she was hoping that someone would want to deflower her before then.

Anyways, later on, 12 noon came around signifying lunch time at the high school, Pearl and her friends Breezie, Judy, Natalie and Cindy, sat at a table. They were talking about many things, crushes they had, plans for graduations and who they wanted to take to the party.

The whale girl then said, "So do you guys plan on coming to my party tonight?" Natalie, a trout girl said, "I'm not sure Pearl, is your dad planning it for you?" She said, "Yes, but I'm eighteen now, he knows it's supposed to be a mature evening, not kiddy." Judy said, "Very well, but we really hope it's not like your other parties remember what those were like." Her friends all had a good laugh and Pearl continued to eat her sandwich and thought about her party and also, a possible suitor who could help her in the bedroom.

Several miles from the high school, we transition over to a well-known, popular fast food restaurant The Krusty Krab, owned by Pearl's own father Eugene Krabs who would normally be sitting inside his office counting his riches, however today he was actually contemplating what he would do for his daughter's milestone birthday party, she was 18 years old and wanted a mature party, so he thought, "Man, what am I gonna do, I'll start with flowers I guess, he made a call, "Hello, this is Eugene Krabs, I need a bouquet of daisies for a special event tonight." And the woman on the other end said, "Certainly sir, they'll be ready when you arrive, that will be $50." And he gasped in shock, nearly passing out, but he reminded himself, no stingy daddy today, not for Pearly. He said, "Thank you. I'll have them picked up by 6. Goodbye. Oh boy, this kinda thing isn't easy, now for food, damn this one will be expensive, because pizza or krabby patties are childish, it has to be a real dinner, I guess I'll call the Swanky Squid ."

He made the second call, "Hello, Swanky Squid, how may I help you." Krabs said, "Yes, do you allow delivery." The maitre'd said, "Why certainly sir, what would you like to order?" The wealthy owner said, "I would like 2 lasagnas, a caesar salad and garlic bread. But I need it by 6 o'clock, so just have it prepared by then and I will have someone to pick it up." Very well sir, that will be $74.50." Again, the crab was close to having a heart attack, that's almost $125 and I don't even have decorations yet. Man, they say children are expensive in the first 18 years, they are not wrong.

However, he actually he did plan for something, he did have some fancy lightbulbs he had in his garage, for special events at the Krusty Krab. So he could use those and some white streamers he also had and he just had to get a cake, he made the last call, "Hi this is Eugene Krabs, I need to make a cake order." The man at the bakery said, "Certainly sir, what would you like?" Krabs said, "I would like a chocolate cake with white frosting and I'd like it to say in black letters - Happy 18th Birthday, Pearl."

The baker said, "Very well sir, I will have it ready when you arrive, that will be $30." Third time, he was reacting, going through these costs, however unlike the 16th birthday, he was more prepared and even though it came out to $155, it was still a lot cheaper than 2 years ago and also, when he lost money from all those free Krabby patties, he still had nightmares of that.

While their boss was in his own predicament, at the cash register, stood the grumpy six legged octopus cashier Squidward Tentacles who bellowed into the kitchen, "SpongeBob, I need Table 5's order!"

And our favorite sea sponge fry cook replied, "Coming right up. 1 Krabby Patty, kelp fries and medium kelp shake. Order up!" and handed the tray to the agitated arthropod who simply said, "Whatever. Here you go sir, enjoy your meal." Then just stood with his tentacles crossed, cursing to himself.

With some free time before other customers were appearing, SpongeBob took the time to think about how he could spend his time off, since he did have a full weekend coming, surprisingly, Krabs was actually giving them a weekend to themself, since he had Pearl's graduation coming up next month and would be busy with that.

He thought well Patrick won't be in town during that weekend, since he has the Star family reunion in Laguna Bay and Sandy won't be here either that weekend, since she's going to Texas for her cousin Stelly's wedding. And Squidward promised me one night to play a board game if Patrick or I didn't bother him for several weeks, so I guess I'll have to find something else to do then.

So as our chipper sponge was left with his thoughts for a few more minutes, until he heard a bell. "SpongeBob, we got an order coming in." And he replied, "Got ya Squidward." and continued his routine.

It was nearing the end of the day, Pearl was in her final class, and was barely able to await the clock hitting 3, she knew she didn't want to be alone at her prom and especially be untouched at the graduation party, she thought carefully about possible dates, she first thought Squidward, the cashier at her father's restaurant, but then thought, ew no he's got those tentacles with those suction cups, which wouldn't feel that great on my skin.

Secondly, she considered Larry the lobster, he is muscular, however he is also cocky and I bet he likes that squirrel Sandy, so maybe not him. Thirdly, she considered Patrick Star, who always comes to the Krusty Krab, so asking him out wouldn't be a problem, except she realized one thing, he was not that bright, he might forget the date or how to pleasure her. She wanted someone who could definitely perform.

She did however, have one more candidate available, the one and only fry cook SpongeBob SquarePants, yes he was naive and child-like at times, and he did get me thrown out at my sophomore prom. However, he agreed to fire me from the restaurant, even though I found out that Dad was gonna fire me anyway with SpongeBob doing the hard work, like does he think I'm a little kid or something, it was only my first job, there were more. Regardless, he also goes jelly fishing and karate with that squirrel, so he is decently fit and has decent finger and hand strength, so that would be good in other areas, and he does try his best even if he screws up a bit, so as much as I could settle for a nerdy guy, I will go with my dad's employee to be my stud for the evening. And the pubescent whale then felt something in her panties, they felt damp and she realized why, the thoughts of the fry cook, made her wet, which had not happened until now. She then shook her mind and said to herself, "Aw damn it, well I'll be dealing with this later."

And just like that, the bell rang and the teacher said, "Okay students, remember to do pages 220 and 221 and finish the questions in your text book. Dismissed." and the students began to exit the room and make their way to catch buses, walk or drive home or catch rides.

After regaining her composure, the whale said, "Well I know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna go to the Krusty Krab and ask SpongeBob to the prom. Something in her mind told her, "Just remember horny girl, you obviously don't want to say to him that you want to jump his spongy rod right away, that will give him mixed opinions and he might run away. Wait until he's ready." And she said, "Oh yeah, save that for after the prom. No worries, this will go off without a hitch." And she made her way out of the school doors and started making her way to the restaurant to ask out her spongy Prince Charming.

And that wraps up Chapter 2, boy this is getting really good, this was a really long one and we're reaching a great point that will appear in Chapter 3, so until then, so long.