Hi there, this one shot is based on one of my favorite fanfic crossovers of all time A Devil Diamond. It's a crossover between High School DxD and Jojo Bizarre Adventure part 4. One of the things that I liked was the romance between Josuke with Akeno and Koneko, I felt it was real and it felt natural, its not like they go to him because Issei was mad in love with Rias, no Akeno and Koneko are really in love with Josuke. I am doing this based on one of the OVA that was made. Did you even know that someone even made a couple name for Josuke and Akeno? It was called ´´Thundering Diamond´´, I think it works. Also, I think that fic is dead, because the author has a really busy schedule right now and I hasn't any updates in a while. This is just a one shot, if you are interested in the real story go read it. Now lets see it.
At the Hyoudou / Higashikata
Josuke was pretty much exhausted after a really intense day of training. He and Issei have been busting their asses with Crazy Diamond and Booster Gear. Right now he was feeling like he had been ran over by a car.
''Man this hurt a lot.'' Said him with his crammed muscles.
He wanted to use Crazy Diamond but the main problem he had with his stand is that he couldn't heal himself, that was the major drawback from his power.
''Come on Crazy Diamond why can't you do this for me once?" Asked Josuke looking at his hand asking for an answer, but he knew it wasn't going to get any.
The tall teen felt like he wasn't going anywhere with this.
''I guess I can ask Asia and…'' Said Josuke but then someone enter in his room.
''Jojo.'' Said a sweet voice.
The teen turns around and saw Koneko. She had just gone out of the shower and had her ears and cat tail appearing. Josuke got used to see her with her real look, but the fact that she with only a bath rope was making him blush.
''Koneko.'' Said Josuke
''i heard you are having troubles with healing. I can heal you.'' Said her a bit shy.
''Oh really! Thanks you are a life saver.'' Said Josuke.
The girl soon went to his bed and the teen felt a little bit nervous again, but he could also see Koneko blushing as weel.
''Koneko are you sure you wanna do this like this?" Asked Josuke.
''Yes, I want. I don't want Asia to heal you, I want to be the one.'' Said her all serious.
''Hey calm down, Asia is our friend and a great healer.'' Said Josuke.
''Sorry is just…'' Said Koneko blushing.
''Uh I don't know if this is going to work.'' Said Josuke feeling a bit off.
''Please, let me treat you. I want to help you.'' Said Koneko holding his hand.
The two were both blushing and Josuke decided to go along.
''Ok, let's do this.'' Said Josuke.
''Thank you.'' Said her with a smile.
''So what do I have to do first?" Asked him.
''Hug me.'' Said her.
''Fine.'' Said Josuke.
The two soon hugged and a blue aura was all over their bodies. Josuke felt something working his way around his muscles, feeling like they were getting better, meanwhile Koneko was leating out some interesting sounds.
''Aaaaah.'' Said Koneko almost like moaning.
''Koneko are you…'' Asked Josuke nervous.
''Sorry, it's just a side effect. Nothing more.'' Said her blushing.
The teen tries to believe that and he and Koneko continued the treatment.
''How is that?'' Asked her.
''Feels great.'' Said him.
''Crazy Diamond takes a lot of your power. Jotaro-san says if you don't be careful you can ended up in great danger.'' Said Koneko all sad all of the sudden.
''Hey I am not in danger. I am fine and strong as ever.'' Said Josuke with a smile.
''But I don't want you to get into great risk. I don't you to die jojo! I will spend my whole life healing you if I have to'' Said her in tears.
Josuke felt that she was being totally serious about that. He loved Koneko so he wanted to show that he trusted her.
''Hey there, you know that I am not going be in great danger. I have you guys around, Issei is pretty much as strong as me and if things go really south, I can become devil. Its not what I want but this way we won't be separated.'' Said Josuke with a smile.
''Thats great, thank you for this.'' Said Koneko hugging Josuke tight.
The teen couldn't help to smile at that. It took a while for him to accept being in a ´´relationship´´ with both Akeno and Koneko. Issei and Okuyasu keep telling him to be a man and enjoy, but he wants to take things in a more calm way. Also, he didn't wanted to keep constantly being show fan service to his face.
''Jojo if you want there is a much quicker method, actually.'' Said her.
''Oh really? What is called?" Asked him.
''The carnal Arts. A lady who´s an expert told me yesterday that using it help a man that is significant to that certain person to revitalize him.'' Said Koneko showing a bit of her breast and blushing. Josuke tried to at least act that he wasn't flustered by this and continued to listen.
''Oh interesting, maybe next time when we trained you can use that on me.'' Said josuke with a smile.
''Alright! But it would be my first time too.'' Said Koneko blushing and also with a look of concern.
Upon hearing that Josuke felt a bad idea was coming across.
''Huh? What do you mean? Koneko explain to me.'' Said him.
''The woman becomes one with the man and her body sends energy directly to the man´s body.'' Said Koneko bushing.
Josuke body soon became a huge amount of red. He now knew what ´´carnal arts´´ meant.
''Wait a minute! Is that…we can't do it!'' Said Josuke nervous
The cat girl soon crawled toward Josuke, like a literal cat.
''Why not?" Asked her in a sweet tone.
''I can't! I mean…'' Said him
''Are you not satisfied with me?" Asked Koneko in a sweet and gentle tone.
''No. I mean…I am not ready. We aren't ready yet Koneko, I want to take sometime and then…we can do it.'' Said Josuke trying really hard to say the last sentence.
''I may have a tiny body and chest, but you still love me for his. I can do it and handle your body with no problem. We can have children too, I am sure mother will love that. I am ready when you ask.'' Said Koneko trying her best.
The pompadour teen tried his best not to fall from embarrassment, he had dealt with worst things, sure he could deal with this situation. He first clean sweat in his forehead and looked at Koneko in the eyes.
''Its not about that Koneko. For people to ´´do it´´ they need to be in great love.'' Said Josuke.
''But I love you Jojo, you are the only person that I can imagine spend the rest of my life with.'' Said Koneko holding his hand.
The teen wanted to say something to comfort her, but she looked like she was about to beg. He wanted to say ´´no´´ but he felt like he need it to make something to not make her cry, it didn't help that he felt a bulk in his pants.
'Oh god! What do I do? I don't want her to get the wrong idea. I not ready and…'' Thought him as Koneko went for his pants.
''Jojo do you want me to take off your pants?!'' Asked her.
''Koneko! What did I told you about that!'' Said Josuke serious making Koneko back off.
''Sorry is just…I really wana do it.'' Said her blushing.
The teen felt this was going to get complicated, so he hold looked Koneko in the eyes and tells what he is thinking about.
''Koneko, listen I do care about you and a lot. Even if I am still not fully shure how this relationship will work in the future but I love you for being yourself and nothing more.'' Said him.
''Myself?'' Asked her.
''No mater what happens I know I can count on you. I was thinking…maybe after you pass middle school it will be the best time for us….'' Said Josuke trying his best to say the last phrase, but he couldn't do it.
The cat girl soon blushed and had a look of hope in her eyes. She felt like things were about to get going some place.
''So you are saying that you might sleep with me in the future?!'' Asked Koneko now excited.
Josuke now felt a bit nervous, he knows that one day he will have to do it, but he was still pretty nervous about it.
''Well...'' Said Josuke nervous.
''What do I hear?'' Asked a cold and yet friendly voice.
Josuke has a look of horror in his face, he turns around and sees Akeno standing there looking at him.
''AAAH! Akeno!'' Scream Josuke in fear.
''Well Josuke-kun so you are actually willing to sleep with someone now?'' Asked her with a sweet and yet deadly smile.
The Priestess of Thunder soon got really really close to Josuke, almost like to stare right in his face.
''I thought I was going to be the first one. I mean after everything we did, I am willing to give you the next member of the Joestar bloodline. If you wanna do it when can do it right now.'' Said her.
''Uh…'' Said Josuke super nervous.
''Stay back, Jojo is going to sleep with me first!'' Said Koneko angry.
''Like hell he is! I am going to sleep with him first!'' Scream Akeno.
''No me!'' Scream Koneko.
''No me!' Scream Akeno.
''Girls lets…'' Said Josuke trying to get things better but that ended up getting him hurt.
Pow
''We are discussing something now dear!'' Scream the two seeing their boyfriend a bit knocked out in the bed.
The two would keep arguing for hours, even forgetting that Josuke was there knocked out cold.
On the other room.
Issei, Asia and Rias were listening to the heating argument between Akeno and Koneko. They blushed a few times because they could hear Akeno saying ´´I can handle his massive…d#$´´ but they felt it would be better to ignore it.
''Wow they are really intense tonight.'' Said Rias overhearing things.
''Yes, I hope they don't hurt each other.'' Said Asia.
''I wonder if josuke is ok. Maybe I should take a look.'' Said Issei but Rias knew his plan.
''Don't you dare.'' Said her with a evil smile.
The teen soon went back to bed and just hope that his best friend was ok.
''So do you think they will make peace with each other?" Asked Issei.
''I hope so.'' Said Asia but soon this turned out to be not true when they hear explosions and cat screams coming from the room next door.
Boom
Shriiiiiii
The three just have a sweat drop in their heads. Not wondering if the queen and Rook were ok, but wondering if Josuke was going to die in that war happening in his room.
''Is Josuke-nee san going to be ok?'' Asked Asia worried.
''I hope so, but if something really bad happens to him I can finally make him part of my peerage.'' Said Rias with stars in her eyes.
''Sometimes you scary bunchou.'' Said Issei.
Later
Josuke were now awaken, how did he managed to make those two horny girls stop their fight and destroy his room? Simple, you use crazy diamond to knock her out and hope that things would work out later. It worked, but he knew that Akeno and Koneko would not forget about that. Akeno was now holding his right arm, while Koneko was in her usual spot on his chest. Josuke felt nervous because tomorrow morning it would be hell again in this house full of devils.
''Oh god, what do I do?" Asked Josuke nervous.
So yes, this was a lot of fun and I don't know I really liked this ship. Like Josuke familiar troubles matches Akeno and Koneko, to the point that I prefer them with him than with Issei. I know this is a fanfic, but hey sometimes you like a fictional ship more than a real one. I bought them going on for Josuke than Issei and his magical harem powers. Well, this was fun and maybe I can do more in the future. Hope you all stay safe.
