Meanwhile at Roger's house; the meerkat was sitting in the living room watching F Troop.
Roger was laughing at the show.
"Oh man, those are some crazy Indians." said Roger.
He kept on laughing.
"I can actually see what the co Author likes this show, this slapstick comedy of that guy who is sent to F-Troop, the cannon knocking that tower down and the Indians, hilarious!" said Roger
Then Hunter sporting a zuit suit and shades walked into the room.
Roger noticed and groaned.
"Oh jeez, have you been watching those 1970's African American films again?" said Roger.
Hunter smiled.
"Nah, this is something I knew I just had to have." said Hunter.
"You look like a pimp." said Roger.
"I'm no pimp." said Hunter, "Whatever that is."
"A guy who owns a lot of women and makes them all do very questionable stuff to other men." said Roger.
Viney came in with Puddles and looked at Hunter.
"Who's the pimp?" said Viney.
"It's Hunter." said Roger.
"Well he sure could have fooled me. Does Williow even approve of him owning a lot of women who do questionable stuff to men for money?" said Viney.
"I only bought this for show." said Hunter.
Viney nodded.
"Right." said Viney.
"Also, why would I get a job that should be illegal and tell Willow about it? She can kick my ass." said Hunter.
"UFC fights?" said Roger.
"Wrestling actually." said Hunter.
"Pretty sure she only does that because she wants to feel you up." said Roger.
Hunter nodded.
"Yeah I'm so attractive." said Hunter.
"So's Greg Cipes." said Roger.
Then Wendy who was carrying a bunch of grocery bags entered the house grumbling in anger before setting the bags down.
"Why that crazy store, increasing it's prices." said Wendy.
"No surprise there, especially with the inflation that's been going on in the country lately." said Roger.
"Well this should surprise you." said Wendy.
She pulled out a loaf of bread.
"I had to pay 300 dollars just to buy this loaf of bread." said Wendy.
Everyone became shocked.
"Yikes, just for one loaf?" said Viney.
"You should see the receipt." said Wendy.
Roger reached into one bag and pulled out the receipt before putting on his reading glasses and read the piece of paper.
The meerkat became shocked.
"Wow, that's ridiculous, and movie theaters charge an insane amount of money to sell candy." said Roger, "Fortunately I sneak in theater candy of my own so I won't have to pay."
"That reminds me." said Wendy.
She reached into a bag and pulled out a box of Whoppers before giving them to Roger.
"Your fifty dollar box of Whoppers." said Wendy.
Roger became shocked.
"What? As if paying four dollars for a box of Milk Duds at a movie theater wasn't bad enough." said Roger.
"Boy, inflation is such a bitch." said Viney.
"I know, the grocery bill was worth thousands of dollars." said Wendy.
"Well that settles it, we'll just shop the competition like either Target or Fred Meyer." said Roger.
Meanwhile at a Target; Bugs was doing some grocery shopping.
He looked at boxes of Family Sized Captain Crunch that were worth $900, shocking him.
"What, that lawsuit happened at Wal Mart, how did this happen all of a sudden?" said Bugs.
"A random joe sued this Target for getting injured." said a random customer.
Bugs became shocked.
"What?" said Bugs, "That's crazy."
Interview Gag
"Sheesh, there's going to be a bunch of frivolous lawsuits coming real soon, I know it." said Bugs.
End Interview Gag
Bugs sighed.
"Yeah maybe I should dimension hop to a dimension where the food is very affordable." said Bugs.
He then smiled.
"That'll work." said Bugs.
Meanwhile at the mansion; Eda was looking at a news article on rising grocery prices on her phone.
She groaned.
"How do you like that, Target joined up in increasing it's prices like Wal Mart." said Eda, "Most people would just call it a day and move out onto the streets. But not me."
She walked outside the mansion over to an object covered underneath a blanket and removed the blanket, revealing what looked like a moonshine distillery.
"Good thing I've got a potion distillery." said Eda.
She turned the distillery on and lots of potions started brewing.
She laughed before snorting.
"Suck on this Dukes of Hazzard." said Eda.
Then Luz appeared having heard what Eda said.
"Given that the show would be cancelled if it were made today due to having the confederate flag on the main vehicle of the show, I don't think it's wise to bring that up." said Luz.
"Would you rather I bring up All in the Family? The star of that show always had a bunch of racist remarks for a show in the seventies." said Eda.
"No, no, just bring up sitcoms from the sixties instead like The Munsters." said Luz.
"You mean with Frankenstein?" Eda asked.
"Herman Munster." said Luz, "Also the Frankenstein thing is a misconception. Frankenstein is the name of the scientist who made the monster."
"I didn't know that." said Eda.
"Neither did the dumbass co author." said Luz.
In the real world; DragonEmperor999 was reading the whole thing and became mad.
"HEY!" yelled DragonEmperor999.
Back with Eda; she was still brewing a bunch of potions.
"Now to sell this stuff at jacked up prices." said Eda.
She laughed and she pulled a pic of her and Raine and smiled.
"Doing this for you Raine." said Eda.
"You do realize that they as well as several other witches were brought to the human realm on Independence Day, right?" said Luz.
Eda looked at Luz.
"Yeah I know, it just feels like we're apart." said Eda.
Luz shook her head as Bugs appeared with a bunch of grocery bags.
"Hey." said Bugs.
Eda shrieked in shock before covering up all her distillery equipment.
"I wasn't illegally brewing beverages again, honest." said Eda.
Bugs shook his head.
"Of course she was." said Bugs.
She turned to Eda.
"Go on and make the potions and sell them, we'll need lots of money to pay for groceries." said Bugs.
Eda nodded.
"Thank goodness." said Eda.
Bugs then left.
"Now what?" said Luz.
Eda removed the blanket.
"Now it's back to business." said Eda.
Luz nodded.
"Okay." said Luz.
The two started brewing potions.
"So where are we going to sell these things?" said Luz.
"Places with hillbillies. They'll believe anything you tell them." said Eda.
Luz nodded.
"No surprise there." said Luz.
She then thought of something.
"Let's hope they aren't like the one's in that Tales from the crypt episode: Death to some Salesman where a family is played by that one guy Tim Curry!" said Luz.
"It won't." said Eda.
Interview Gag
"He had a stroke that relegated him to a wheelchair and limited speech." said Luz.
End Interview Gag
"He was great in Home Alone 2." said Luz.
Eda nodded.
"Like you in a Chibi form!" asked Eda.
"I'm adorable." said Luz.
"Anyone would be a fool not to take interest in you." said Eda.
A random guy came by and saw Luz and grunted.
"Stay out of my way you ugly piece of garbage!" He said mean and spat at her varsity jacket and walked off.
Eda sighed and bent down before pulling out a pistol that was attached to her right leg and fired two shots at the person, making him drop dead.
She put the pistol away before pulling out a cigar and lighting it with a lighter and took a couple of puffs from it.
"Like I said." said Eda.
Interview Gag
"Ain't no way anyone's going to insult my student and get away with it." said Eda.
End Interview Gag
Eda chuckled.
"I'm one good mentor." said Eda.
"Yeah you are!" said Luz.
"But nowhere near as good as your mother." said Eda.
Flashback
Luz and Amity were looking at Luz's Palisman egg.
"So what now? How do we make this thing hatch?" said Amity.
"Eda did say to expose it to music." said Luz.
The two did some thinking before Luz pulled out her phone and tapped on the YouTube icon and tapped the song Mr Blue Sky.
The Awesome Girlfriends started singing and dancing to it.
Eventually Camila entered the room and saw what was going on and became shocked.
Luz and Amity noticed Camila in shock before Luz pressed the pause icon on her phone, turning off the phone as she and Amity smiled nervously.
But Luz's mother started singing Mr Blue Sky as well.
Luz and Amity joined in resuming the song as well.
Then Owen entered and saw what was going on in shock.
"I see nothing, I hear nothing, I know nothing." Owen said before walking off.
End Flashback
"You've been watching Hogan's Heroes again, haven't you?" said Luz.
"I was trying to find F Troop and came across that instead." said Eda, "Hogan's Heroes was funny."
Luz nodded.
"It makes me think of Klink & Hogan we're friends instead of enemies at times." said Luz.
"The whole thing is just so Hogan can hide his espinanoge plans." said Eda.
Luz nodded.
"Wouldn't doubt that." said Luz.
Eda laughed before doing her snorting thing.
Luz chuckled.
"By the way I saw the poster for S3 of our show!" She said.
"Another dark turn for the series?" said Eda.
"Yep, but surprisingly my mom is there." Luz said.
"Didn't season 2 end with you and the Hexside Squad getting trapped in the human realm and reuniting with your mother?" said Eda.
Luz nodded.
"Yeah, but now she'll be trotting a baseball bat." said Luz.
Interview Gag
"I'm better off with a flip flop, but I'll use a baseball bat since Walt Disney Studio's apparently wants me to." said Camila.
End Interview Gag
Luz sighed.
"I'm sad that's it's the last season and only has 3 specials!" She said.
"I could have used a lot more development." said Eda.
The two sighed.
Luz shook her head.
"Who wouldn't? We never got to see the storyline of Mattholowmew being Steve's half brother." said Luz.
"Just a time skip apparently." said Eda.
Interview Gag
First was Luz.
"Boy, another original gimmick for story telling." Luz said sarcastically.
Next is Amity.
"I don't get these time skip gimmicks. Good thing I grew out my hair for the specials." said Amity.
Lastly was Eda.
She chuckled.
"A time skip won't do much to me, I've already been through a lot of shit." said Eda.
End Interview Gag
"This'll be a good brew." said Eda.
