One day John Phoenix logged on to Fan Fiction Dot Net and went to the Ace Attorney section and saw that someone had stolen the top spot! That made John Phoenix angry. Only he was supposed to have the top spot. The Judge told him that. He emailed the admins and they said the top spot belongs to him. That means whoever takes the top spot from him is a troll who needs to be arrested. John Phoenix had his friend Dakoolguy write a new story (this one) and then Dakoolguy's friend atoz dot squash published the story on their account and then John Phoenix had the top spot LIKE HE'S SUPPOSED TO. STUPID TROLLS. ONLY JOHN PHOENIX IS SUPPOSED TO BE ON TOP! IF YOU'RE GOING TO POST A STORY, DON'T! PM ME AND LET ME KNOW SO I CAN POST A NEW STORY IMMEDIATELY AFTER! THE TOP SPOT BELONGS TO JOHN PHOENIX ONLY! STUPID TROLLS! STOP TORTMENTING ME!