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• Stanley Pines (Stan) – Mabel and Dipper's Great Uncle. Ford's twin and youngest Pines Brother
• Stanford Pines (Ford) - Mabel and Dipper's Great Uncle. Stan's twin and second oldest Pines Brother
• Mason Pines (Dipper) – Ford and Stan's great nephew. Mabel's twin
• Mabel Pines - Ford and Stan's great niece. Dipper's twin
• Sharman Pines (Shermie) – Dipper and Mabel's grandfather. Sharman is Stan and Ford's big brother.
• Alex & Lisa Pines – Dipper and Mabel's absent parents. Alex is Sharman's son and Ford and Stan's nephew
• Stacy Jones – Mabel and Dipper's best friend at school. As a crush on Dipper
• Mr & Mrs Jones – Stacy's parents
• Arthur Stark – Mabel and Dipper's other best friend from school
• Mr & Mrs Stark – Arther's parents
• Diana Brunner - Popular at school and bullies the twins
• Jack Bartton – Popular at school and as a crush on Mabel
• Mr Wilson – In charge of the Robotics club and Dippers favourite teacher
• Mrs Kent – Arts and crafts teacher and Mabels favourite teacher
Everyone looked startled has the heard Dipper's voice begin to narrate from the screen.
Dipper: "A time for leisure, recreation and takin' 'er easy…unless you me." Everyone nodded in agreement with Dipper's statement as the camera Dipper: "Ah, summer break…"
Hank: "You want cheese on that Hon?" Hank asked his wife as he filliped a burger on the grill.
Hon: "Sure Hank"
Before stopping on the 'Welcome to Gravity Falls' sign.
Mabel and Dipper: "Ahhh. Alex and Lisa looked at Stan in horror as they heard Mabel and Dipper scream and the Mystery Shack golf cart go flying through the sign to land haphazardly. Causing Stan to groan and Shermie to chuckle, "you sure did a good job looking after my grandkids." "Mabel, care to explain?" Dipper said, grinning evilly at his twin, who just shook her head and sunk into the sofa. "I am just saving Mabel from her boyfriend." "Her what?" Lisa said in horror. "What the hell is that?" Stacy said gapping as the trees parted in an ominous manner and a loud roar was heard. And a pair of large hands was seen trying to grab the golf cart.
Mabel: "It's getting closer!"
Dipper: "My name is Dipper. The girl about to puke is my sister Mabel. You may wonder what we're doing in a golf cart felling from a creature of unimaginable horror. "Not really," Diana Brunner, the twins school bully said in a snotty voice. "It's a good thing no one asked you Diana," Jack Bartton replied rolling his eyes and smiling at Mabel, who blushed in response. "I would like to know," Alex said sternly glaring at his uncles. As the unknown creature threw a pine tree narrowly missing the golf cart
Mabel and Dipper: "Ahhh"
Mabel: "Look out!" Mabel cried pointing in front of her
Dipper: "Ahhh," Dipper screamed swerving and narrowly avoiding the pine tree that had landed in front of the golf cart.
Dipper: "Rest assured, there is a perfectly logical explanation."
The screen froze, and a theme song began to play, "We got a theme song!" Mabel said excitedly bouncing up and down, while high-fiving her best friend Stacy who was seated behind her, in a large sofa next to her parents, Mr and Mrs Jones. "That's one catchy tune," Arthur said, who seated in the large sofa next to Stacy with his parents, Mr and Mrs Stark. Everyone laughed as they saw Dipper scream in terror at a skull. "Why is your uncle running away with the cash register," Mr Jones asked Alex, "I would like to know that too," Alex said looking at Stan with narrow eyes. This caused Stan to shrink in his seat and mutter something no one could hear. Ford, Stan, Mabel and Dipper winced as they caught a brief glimpse of Bill on the screen. A few people noticed this and wondered what caused such a reaction, but said nothing, choosing to watch.
Dipper: "Lets rewind." Dipper stated as they watched Mabel cuddle her cat and Dipper play a video game.
Dipper: "It all began when our parents decided we could use some fresh air." This caused Alex and Lisa to mumble in annoyance and everyone else to chuckle as Alex took the cat and video game away. Replacing them with bags and putting suntan lotion on the twin's nose.
Dipper: "They shipped us up north to a sleepy town called Gravity Falls, Origan." They watched as the camera zoomed in on the map to where it was written Gravity Falls.
Dipper: "to stay at our Great Uncle's place in the woods." The camera paused briefly on the Mystery Shack before showing Mabel putting up posters in her and Dipper's attic bedroom.
Mabel: "This attic is amazing! Check all my splinters!" Everyone winced as they saw the splinters in Mabel's fingers. "Is that a goat in your room," Mrs Stark asked in disbelief. Dipper just shrugged, saying, "Gompers goes wherever he wants. He thinks he owns the place." "You can say that again!" Stan grumbled, but Ford just smiled at this.
Dipper: "And there is a goat on my bed."
Mabel: "Hey friend! Oh! Yes, you can keep chewing on my sweater!" "If you ask me, that goat is doing Mabel a favour," Diana said in a snotty voice, as Mabel laughed on screen. "That sweater is hideous." "Then it's a good thing no one cares what you think." Stacy said sticking up for Mabel. "Just ignore her Mabel, dear. Your sweaters are so creative." Mrs Kent, Mabel's art teacher said.
Dipper: "My sister tended to look on the bright side of things," "You sure don't look happy," Jack said in sympathy as the camera zoomed in on Dipper's face. As the on-screen, Dipper narrowed his eyes and a frown appeared on his face. "What have I told you about rolling in the grass, young lady?" Lisa pointed an accusing finger at Mabel. As the scene cut to Mabel rolling on the grass. "Leave the kid alone. She is just having fun. That's what kids do." Mr Wilson, Dipper's favourite teacher, pipped up. Dipper gave his teacher a grateful smile.
Mabel: "Yay! Grass!"
Dipper: "But I was having a hard time getting use to our new surroundings." Dipper said as he sat under a tree with a journal and chewing on a pen. "That woodpecker does not like you," Stacy said, patting Dipper on the shoulder. Everyone, except Mabel, Dipper, Ford and Stan, screamed in terror as Stan suddenly popped on screen wearing a Halloween mask. "That is still hilarious," Stan said while slapping his knee and laughing.
Stan: "Boo!"
They all laughed as Dipper screamed backing away and then frowning in annoyance as Stan removed his mask laughing at what he had just done.
Dipper: "Then there was our great-uncle Stan…that guy!"
Stan: "*coughing*. That was so worth it," Stan said hitting his chest." The scene changed and they were inside the Mystery Shack, seeing Stan lead a tour group.
Dipper: "Our uncle had transformed his house into a tourist trap called the Mystery Shack. The real mystery was why anyone came." "Who wouldn't want to come?" Stan asked giving Dipper a noggie causing the boy to laugh, but Alex and Lisa to frown. "I can think of few people, Stanley," Ford said in an amused voice. They all watched as an antler broke off a rabbit's head. "Did you make those yourself?" Shermie asked. "They very impressive, Mrs Kent said, who loved all types of art. "So, you con people," Mr Stark said in an impressed voice. "You bet!" Stan said proudly.
Stan: "Ladies and gentlemen, behold...the sascrotch!" "A bigfoot wearing underwear," Arther said thoughtfully, "Clever." Everyone watched in amazement as the crowed oohed and ahed taking pictures. "They really are gullible," Diana said shaking her head.
Dipper: "And guess who had to work there?"
Mabel: "Oh," Mabel said reaching out to touch a giant glass eyeball, only to be stopped by Stan who hit her on the hand with his eight-ball cane.
Stan: "No touching the merchandise!" "No hitting my grandkids!" Shermie said sharply elbowing his brother in the ribs.
Dipper: "It looked like it was going to be the same boring routine all summer." Both sets of Pines twins smiled as the saw Soos driving the golfcart on the screen. They couldn't wait to see him next summer.
Dipper: "until one fateful day…" the screen zoomed in on the shack. The next scene showed Mabel looking though bobblehead dolls of Stan and smiling at something.
Mabel: "He's looking at it. He's looking at it."
Unknown Boy: "Uh... Do you like me? Yes. Definitely. Absolutely!" The boy looked around, unsure of what was going on, and Jack felt a pang of jealousy of Mabel liking anyone else. The only person who seemed to notice this was Diana because she gave Mabel the evil eye. "You better not be thinking about boys!" her mother said, "but focus on getting your grades up!" "Oh, give her a brake," Mrs Jones said in an annoyed tone. "I have seen her study hard with my daughter, and besides it's not like you're around to notice." This caused Lisa to keep quiet. Mabel gave Stay's mom a grateful smile.
Mabel: "I rigged it!" Mabel whispered in an excited tone, causing the adults to laugh. All except her parents. "Relax Alex!" Shermie said to his son, you were the same at that age, causing Mabel to chuckle and Lisa's eyes to bugle out of her head. Alex, in the meantime, and sunk into his chair in embarrassment.
Dipper: "Mabel, I know you going through your whole 'boy crazy' phase, but I think you over doing it with 'crazy' part." Dipper said, as the camera panned to him wiping a jar of eyeballs. He looked board out of his mind and was trying to talk sense into his sister. "Are those real eyeballs!" Arthur asked Stan eagerly. "You will have to come to the Mystery Shack to find out," Stan said slyly, causing Ford to chuckle and Arthur to frown in disappointment. The camera panned back to Mabel who looked at Dipper in disbelief saying,
Mabel: "What?" Mabel said, sticking her tongue out at Dipper like he had lost his mind. The camera panned back to Dipper, who look nonplussed. Mabel was seen walking over to Dipper, extending her arms, trying to prove a point.
Mabel: "Come on, Dipper! This is our first summer away from home. It's my big chance to have an epic summer romance." Mabel's eyes gleamed as she swung her arms in excitement.
Dipper: "Yeah, but do you need to flirt with every guy you meet?" Dipper asked, throwing his hands up in frustration, and Mabel to look taken aback. The scene cut to Mabel standing next to a boy looking at postcards.
Mabel: "My name is Mabel, but you can call be the girl of your dreams. I am joking!" The boy looked terrified as Mabel spoke, and she laughed as she shoved him playfully in the postcard rack. His mom told you to stay away from him. Dipper said grinning. The next scene was Mabel talking to a boy sitting on a park bench holding a turtle looking at Mabel with deep suspicion.
Mabel: "Oh, my gosh, you like turtles? I like turtles too. What's happening here?" Mabel asked while rolling her hands in a circular motion. "I never saw him at the park again," Dipper said, shaking his head. The next scene was of a teen boy who looked he was promoting the sale of mattress.
Mattress Prince: "Come one, come all, to the mattress prince's kingdom of savings!" The teen turned around, screaming in terror as Mabel popped her head though the balloons behind him and whispered,
Mabel: "Take me with you." "He no longer works there," Dipper said in an amused tone. "It's not Mabel's fault they can't appreciate her awesomeness." Jack said, coming to Mabel's defence, but Dipper just shrugged.
Mabel: "Mock all you want, brother," Mabel said, wagging her finger at Dipper before placing her hands on her hips. Dipper in the meantime just looked sceptical.
Mabel: "but I got a good feeling about this summer. I wouldn't be surprised if the man of my dreams walked through that door right now." Mabel said pointing to a door with optimism, but everyone laughed as they saw Stan walked through carrying arrows.
Stan: "Oh! Oh! Not good. Ow." Stan said, clutching is large belly painfully, "I hope you're not teaching my son your awful manners, Stan." Lisa said. Stan just rolled his eyes, not even bothering to reply. Stan knew that Dipper could never be rude, no matter how hard he tried.
Mabel looked grossed out at seeing Stan walk through the door, and Dipper was just smiled at this and laughed at Mabel's misfortune, but stopped laughing when Stan started speaking.
Stan: "All right, look alive, people. I need someone to go hammer these up in the spooky part of the forest."
Mabel and Dipper: "Not it!"
Soos: "Uh, also not it." Soos said, from where he was standing on a ladder putting up a shelf.
Stan: "Nobody asked you Soos." Stan looked like he was trying hard not to roll his eyes.
Soos: "I know, and I'm comfortable with that." Soos responded happily, taking a bite of the chocolate he was eating. The camera panned to a red head teen behind the checkout counter reading a comic, wearing a green plaid flannel, black rain boots, some skinny jeans, and Wendy's signature fur trapper hat. Everyone looked at her as Stan spoke to her.
Stan: "Wendy! I need you to put up this sign!"
Wendy: "I would, but I…Uhh…can't…reach it." Wendy responded while continuing to read her comic.
Stan: "I'd fire all of you if I could." "So why don't you?" Mr Stark asked, Dipper and Mabel grinned slyly at each other before saying. "Because everyone who works there is family, and he cares about us, even if he doesn't want to admit it." Stan crossed his arms across his chest, looking like his was sulking, before saying, "I don't want to go through the hassle of hiring new staff." Ford and Shermie just smirked at their brother, not believing him.
Stan: "All right, let's make it eeny-miny-mo..." Stan said, putting his fingers together in the shape of a pyramid and pointing to people at random.
Stan: "You." He said finally pointed at Dipper, who looked at his great-uncle in horror.
Dipper: "Oh! What? Grunkle Stan, whenever I am in the woods, I feel like I am been watched." Dipper said frowning at his great-uncle in annoyance.
Stan: "Ahh, this again." Stan said pinching the bridge of his nose sounding impatient.
Dipper: "I am telling you, something weird is going on in this town." Dipper said pointing at Stan with one hand on his hip. Ford smiled; he was extremely impressed at how Dipper realised right away something was off about Gravity Falls.
Dipper: "Just today my mosquito bite spelled out 'beware.'" Dipper said rolling up his sleeve to show Stan.
Stan: "That says 'bewarb.'" Stan responded looking unconcerned. Has Dipper starched his bites in embarrassment.
Stan: "Look, kid, the whole 'monsters in the forest thing' is just local legend drummed up by guys like me to merch to guys like that." Stan pointed at himself and then a sweaty tourist holding a bobblehead of Stan. "It makes good business sense" Mr Stark said, thinking of his own successful business. "But you still shouldn't dismiss a child's fear," Mrs Kent said in disapproval, "You never know what's out there." Shermie watched curiously as his brothers and grandchildren exchanged unease looks and wondered what he was going to find out.
Stan: "So, quit been so paranoid!" Stan said impatiently throwing the signs at Dipper. Who gave a resided sigh. The screen cut to a spooky forest with dark clouds and tall pine trees swaying in the wind. The camera passed over signs that said 'Behold,' and 'Amazing.'
Dipper: "Ugh. Grunkle Stan." Dipper said holding up a nail before hammering it into a tree.
Dipper: "Nobody believes anything I say." He put up sign that read 'To the Mystery Shack' before walking to the next tree. He tried to hammer the nail in the tree, but there was loud metallic sound. This caused Ford to sit forward eagerly, he knew what was about to happen.
Dipper: "Huh?" Dipper looked startled. He removed the nail and put his ear against the tree hitting the tree with the hammer, hearing the loud metallic sound again. He gasped in surprise when he found an opening in the tree and a metal box with switches on in it. Dipper looked around before trying the switches, and was surprised when he heard a panel open up behind him.
Gompers: "Baa!" Gompers said before running away.
Dipper: "What the...?" Dipper said, unsure of what he was looking at. Stan groaned in frustration as he watched Dipper pick up journal number 3, wishing he had gone that day to put the signs up himself. Dipper looked around cautiously before opening it. It didn't say who it belonged to.
Dipper: "'It's hard to believe it's been six-years sense I began studying the strange and wonders secrets of Gravity Falls, Origan'. Dipper read from the book
Dipper: "What is all this?" Dipper asked in a confused tone. Then he contained reading.
Dipper: 'Unfortunately my suspensions have been confirmand. I'm been watched. I must hide this book before he finds it. Remember, in Gravity Falls, there is no one you can trust.' Everyone looked uneasily at each other, wondering who the author was and who he was talking about. All except Shermie. He recognised the handwriting and frowned wondering what happened to Ford all those years ago. Ford was glad that Dipper hadn't taken his warning seriously other wise Stan may have never found the book and he may never have returned home.
Dipper: "No one you can trust." Narrowing his eyes in thought.
Mabel: "Hello!" Mabel shouted jumping up from behind the tree stump and causing Dipper to shout in fright and almost drop the journal. "Nice one pumpkin!" Stan said in approval, "Thanks Grunkle Stan," Mabel Said beaming at him.
Mabel: "Watch you readin? Some nerd thing?
Dipper: "Uh…uh…it's nothing." Dipper said anxiously hiding the book behind his back. Mabel looked sadly at Dipper, she sometimes wondered if she hadn't instead if he would have trusted her enough to tell her.
Mabel: "Uh-uh it's nothing." Mabel said waving her hands mocking Dipper.
Mabel: "What? Are you actually not going to show me?" Mabel said laughing at Dipper in disbelief. Dipper thought for a moment as Gompers chewed on the journal.
Mabel: "Uh. Let's go somewhere private." The camera showed the outside of the Mystery Shack. Then the camera showed inside the Shack. Mabel was sitting on the arm of lounge chair and Dipper was walking towards her looking excited.
Dipper: "It's amazing! Grunkle Stan said I was been paranoid, but according to this book Gravity Falls has this dark secret side." Mabel looked impressed as Dipper pointed at the journal.
Mabel: "Whoa! Shut up!" Mabel putting her hands against her face before almost pushing Dipper over.
Dipper: "And get this." Dipper said even more excitedly.
Dipper: "After a certain point, the pages just stop, like the guy who was writing it minstrelsy disappeared." Stan took a deep breath thinking, "He is back," Ford got up and went and sat next to Stan as Shermie moved one up. Ford seemed to know what was going through Stan's head.
Dipper: "Who's that?" Dipper asked Mabel as the doorbell rang. Mabel smiled happily and responded.
Mabel: "Well, time to spill the beans." The camera then zoomed in on an empty can of beans on a dinosaur skull as Mabel knocked it over. This caused everyone to chuckle.
Mabel: "Broop. Beans. This girl's got a date. Whoo! Whoo!" Mabel said excitedly throwing her hands in the air and laughing. Dipper in the meantime just facepalmed himself and said in disbelief.
Dipper: "In the half hour I was gone you already found a boyfriend?"
Mabel: "What can I say?" Mabel sat up straight, with arms in her sweater, waving the sleaves up and down.
Mabel: "I'm just irresistible!" Everyone smiled, one thing they all like about Mabel was her positive attitude towards life. The doorbell rang again. Who ever was there was clearly getting impatient.
Mabel: "Oh! Coming!" Mabel shouted running to answer the door and Dipper who was still frowning went to take her place on the single lounge chair. Sitting down he began to read journal 3 eagerly, not noticing Stan coming through the door. Stan was drinking a Pit Cola and wearing is Mr Mystery uniform.
Stan: "What your readin' there slick?" Stan asked smiling at Dipper in a friendly manner. Stan sunk into the sofa as he watched Dipper hide the journal under the cushion of chair he was sitting on. He could have had Ford back sooner if had only known and avoided so much trouble. Ford patted his back sympathetically looking amused.
Dipper: "Oh. I was catchin' up on, uh…'Gold Chains for old men' magazine?" "That defiantly seems like something you would read!" Stacy said mocking Dipper, "Very funny Stacy," Dipper responded sarcastically knowing his best friends was only teasing him.
Stan: "That's a good issue." Stan said indicating to the magazine, by this time Stan had gone to stand behind the chair. Both Stan and Dipper looked up startled as Mabel shouted
Mabel: "Hey, family! Say hello to my new boyfriend!" Mabel grinned happily at her new boyfriend.
Boyfriend: "Sup?" "He looks just like your type," Diana said spitefully, a serial killer. This caused Mabel to look downcast and Dipper to frown.
Dipper: "Hey." Dipper said waving at him while continuing to look at him suspiciously
Stan: "How's it hangin'?" Stan asked pointing is finger at Mabel's boyfriend in the form of a finger gun looking surprised.
Mabel: "We met at the cemetery. He's really deep." Lisa got and stood in front of Stan, "How could you let my daughter go out with someone who looked like a serial killer!" Stan shot up equally angary, "If I thought he was a one I would have never let her go out with him!" "Sit down both of you! Now!" Swart Ster commanded. "Before I superglue you to your chair." Lisa grumbled as she went back to her seat.
Mabel: "Oh. A little muscle there. What…what a surprise." Mabel said feeling her new boyfriend's arm.
Dipper: "So what's your name?" Dipper asked, as Stan observed the seen drinking his pit cola.
Normal Man: "Uh...Normal…Man!" Norman Man answered in a wired voice
Mabel: "He means 'Norman'."
Dipper: "Are you bleeding, Norman?" Dipper asked pointing at Norman's face.
Norman: "It's jam," Norman answered while looking around nervously as the red substance dripped off his face.
Mabel: "Oh! I love jam!" Mabel said in surprise looking at Norman, before hitting him on the shoulder. He didn't seem fazed at all by this.
Mabel: "Look at this!" Look at this Mabel said smiling at Stan and Dipper while gesturing between herself and Norman.
Norman: "So, you wanna go hold hands or…whatever?" Norman asked Mabel in his weird voice.
Mable: "Oh! Oh, my goodness." Mabel said putting her hand in front mouth looking shy.
Mable: "Don't wait up!" Mabel said eagerly running for door. Norman pointed a finger gun at them and tried to follow her but hit the door jamb before stumbling after her. Stan had now taken Dipper's place on the seat and was reading the magazine. There was a loud crash in the hallway. Norman had clearly broken something that was glass.
Dipper: "There was something about Norman that clearly wasn't right. I decided to consult the journal..." Ford thought there was also something suspicious about this Norman character and was proud of Dipper for picking it up. He was also grateful that he had the journal to help him. Everyone gasped as a giant rat ran across the screen. The camera zoomed in on Dipper sitting in a window seat. The window had a picture of a triangle with one eye. This caused Dipper to stiffen, and Stacy to wonder what caused the rection. She noticed he relaxed slightly has Mabel put comforting arm around him.
Dipper began to read aloud from the journal, 'Known for their pale skins, and bad attitudes, these creatures are often mistaken for teenagers! Beware Gravity Falls nefarious…' the picture changed to Norman who said
Norman: "Sup."
Dipper: "Zombie!" Dipper shouted panicking. The screen cut to Stan in the bathroom.
Stan: "Did somebody say 'cromby'?" Stan said looking up from the mirror where he was fixing his bow tie.
Stan: "What is that? 'Cromby'." "I think you should wear your hearing aid more often" Ford said elbowing Stan in the ribs, who just responded by saying "whatever."
Stan: "It's not even a word. Your losin' your mind." Stan said his eyes winding in realization and the scene cutting back to Dipper.
Dipper turned and looked out the window and saw Mabel sitting on a park table and Norman walking toward her with his arms stretched out straight.
Mabel: "I like you." Mabel said as Norman approached her. Everyone held their breath. The scene cut back to Dipper who was sweeting in fear.
Dipper: "Oh, no! Mabel! No! No Mabel! Watch out!" Dipper shouted in vain as Norman approached her. Dipper screamed in terror as Norman put his hand around Mabel's neck, only to revile that he had placed a daisy chain around her neck. Everyone breathed out in relief.
Mabel: "Daises? You scallywag!" Mabel said happily speaking to Norman. The scene cut back to Dipper who climbed off the widow seat and rubbed his chin thoughtfully.
Dipper: "Is my sister really dating a zombie, or I am just going nuts?" Dipper asked hitting his forehead in frustration. "Was he a Zombie?" Mrs Jones asked now invested in the plot. "Maybe, maybe not," Dipper responded grinning.
Soos: "It's a dilemma, to be sure." Causing Dipper to gasp in fright.
Soos: "I couldn't but help overhear you talking aloud to yourself in this empty room."
Dipper: "Soos, you've seen Mabel's boyfriend." Dipper said trying to plead his case.
Dipper: "He's got to be a Zombie, right?"
Soos: "Hmm. How many brains did you see the guy eat?" Soos asked while changing the light bubble.
Dipper: "Zero." Dipper said looking disappointed that he might his theory might be wrong.
Soos: "Look, dude, I believe you. I'm always noticing wired stuff in this town. Like the mailman? Pretty sure that dude's a werewolf." Soos said narrowing his eyes, before the scene cut to Soos setting on a park bench eating his lunch and very hairy mail man walking past him. Soos pulled his lunch towards him and carefully moved towards the edge of the bench avoiding the mailman. A few people in the audience looked like they agreed with Soos. "Are you seriously taking notes on this?" Stan on asked Ford in amused voice, "You never know," Ford said seriously it might be true. The scene cut back to Soos and Dipper.
Soos: "But you got to have evidence." Soos said seriously pointing his screwdriver at Dipper.
Soos: "Otherwise people are gonna think you're a major league cuckoo clock."
Dipper: "As always, Soos." Dipper said with his hands on his hips looking downcast.
Dipper: "You're right."
Soos: "My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse." Soos said with acceptance when Stan could be heard shouting from somewhere in the house.
Stan: "Soos! The portable toilets are clogged again!" Dipper's eyes looked like they were going to pop out of his head. "How do portable toilets get clogged?" Diana asked in disgust. Stan just shrugged, "Its Gravity Falls, anything is possible."
Soos: "I'm need elsewhere." Soos said in a serious to before walking backwards out the room.
Dipper: "My sister could be in trouble." Dipper said firmly slamming the journal shut.
Dipper: "It was time to get some evidence." The scene cut to Dipper holding a video camera recording Mabel and Norman, while following them on their dates.
Dipper: "I've seen enough." Norman and Mabel through the cemetery. "What where you doing at the cemetery with that weirdo?" Alex asked his daughter scandalised, but Mabel just shrugged not caring her father thought. The scene cut to Mabel and Dipper's attic bedroom; Mabel was standing in front the mirror brushing her long hair.
Dipper: "Mabel, we've gotta talk about Norman." Dipper stated, frowning, marching towards Mabel placing his hand on her hips.
Mabel: "Isn't he the best? Cheak out this giant smooch mark he gave me!" Mabel smiled pointing at a giant red mark on her cheek. Dipper screamed in shock, but all Mabel did was laugh. Jack gasped out in horror, before saying in slowly, "Mabel it looks like he slapped you in the face!" Everyone murmured in agreement. "Mabel," Shermie said looking deadly serious, "I want you to promise me, that if you ever get in an abusive relationship, you will tell me or your brother." "I promise," Mabel said gently getting up to go and hug Shermie before going back to sit next to Dipper.
Mabel: "Gullible It was just an accident with the leaf blower." Mabel said rolling her eyes. And the scene cut to her standing outside the mystery shack putting on the leaf blower holding a picture of Norman, as the suction of the leaf blower pulled the picture towards it.
Mabel: "Kissing practice!" Trying to kiss the picture which was sucked in to the leaf blower as well as Mabel's face.
Mable: "Turn it off!" Mabel screamed running around in panic. The scene cut back to their attic room.
Mable: "That was fun."
Dipper: "No! Mabel, listen." Dipper said urgently
Dipper: "I'm trying to tell you that Norman is not what he seems." With a worried expression on his face. He took journal three out his jacket, holding out in front of him.
Mabel: "You think he might be a vampire?" Mabel whispered hopefully.
Mabel: "That would be so awesome!" Mabel vibrated eagerly. "What's with girls and vampires?" Aruther asked puzzled. "You wouldn't understand," Stacy said smugly. Diana for once nodded in agreement.
Dipper: "Guess again, sister." Dipper said walking toward Mabel with an open journal.
Dipper: "Sha-bam!" Dipper said opening it the page of gnomes causing Mabel to scream in fright. Dipper realised in opened it at the wrong page and began going through the journal before stopping.
Dipper: "Oh, wait. I'm sorry. Sha-bam!" Dipper said triumphantly.
Mabel: "A zombie?" Mabel asked titling her head looking confused.
Mabel: "That is not funny, Dipper." Mabel said looking anger, putting her hands on her hips.
Dipper: "I'm not joking!" Dipper said desperately trying to make her understand.
Dipper: "It all adds up" Dipper said pointing out the facts as he walked out around the room.
Dipper: "The bleeding, the limp…He never blinks. Have you noticed that?" Dipper asked pointing at Mabel.
Mabel: "Maybe he's blinking when you're blinking." Mabel said trying to reason with Dipper. "I sorry I never trusted you Dipper," Mabel whispered sadly. "It's ok," Dipper smiled hugging her, "It did sound crazy at the time."
Dipper: "Mabel, remember what the book said about Gravity Falls?" Dipper looked behind him before continuing.
Dipper: "Trust no one!" This statement caused Mabel to look upset and she pointed to herself.
Mabel: "What about me, uh? Why can't you trust me? Beep-bop!" Mabel put star earrings on.
Dipper: "Mabel! He's going to eat your brain!" Dipper said trying to shake some common sense into her.
Mabel: "Dipper, listen to me." Mabel said pushing his hand away, her patience having run out.
Mabel: "Norman and are going on a date at 17:00." Mabel said with determination. This caused Dipper to panic.
Mabel: "And I'm going to be adorable, and he's going to be dreamy." Mabel said shoving Dipper out of the room in and angry manner.
Dipper: "Wait! But…but…but…" Dipper stammered as he stood outside the room still trying to talk to Mabel. Against her will Diana was impressed by Mabels determination.
Mabel: "And I'm not going to let you ruin it with one of your crazy conspiracies!" Dipper tried to say something before Mabel slammed the door in his face. "That wasn't very nice!" Mr Wilson said in disapproval, he always thought Mabel was a polite young lady, but now he was not so sure anymore.
Dipper: "Ohh. What am I going to do?" Dipper asked sliding to the floor despondingly. Before the camera showed the cuckoo clock showing 17:00. The doorbell rang as Mabel ran down the stairs putting a purple sweater on before answering the door.
Mabel: "Coming! Hey, Norman. How do I look?" Mabel asked showing her purple cat sweater off.
Norman: "Shiny!" Norman said in his weird voice shrugging. "Your sweater is so shiny you could blind someone," Diana said smugly. Mr and Mrs Jones frowned but said nothing. "Don't listen to her Mabel," Mrs Kent said kindly, "I always thought your sweaters are beautiful. "One more negative comment out of you Diana," Swart Star warned, "And I will make sure you regret it."
Mabel: "You always know what to say." Mable said shrugging as Dipper sat on the lounge chair, watching on worriedly as they walked away into the woods. "Now I really think he is a serial killer!" Mrs Stark said anxiously. "Don't worry Mrs Stark, he wasn't a serial killer." Dipper said soothing Arther's mom.
Dipper sighed looking down at the camera like he had lost all hope.
Dipper: "Soos is right. I don't have any real evidence." Dipper said watching what he had recorded. Mabel shoved him in the side before saying, "Stalker much!" Dipper just rolled his eyes returning her smile. "Thank you for look out for me." Mabel whispered, "always, "Dipper respond.
Dipper: "I guess I can be kind of paranoid sometimes, and…wait! What?" Dipper gasped in shock and terror; looking at the recording on the camera. Norman's hand had fallen off. Everyone had the same reaction has the on-screen version of him did.
Dipper: "I was right! Oh my god!" Dipper screamed causing the chair to fall over back ward reaving rubbish underneath it. Dipper ran out the front door shouting, for Stan.
Dipper: "Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan!" he ran towards Stan, who was busy with a tour outside. He either didn't hear Dipper or chose to ignore him.
Stan: "And here we have 'rock that looks like a face' rock…the rock that looks like a face." Stan said waving his hand out in amazement.
Hillbilly: "Does it look like a rock?"
Stan: "No, it looks like a face."
Tourist: "Is it a face?" the man asked uncertainly.
Stan: "It's a rock that looks like a face!" Stan said beginning to become impatient with the tour group. "Are your tour groups usually like that?" Mr Jones asked, "Most of the time," Stan said shrugging. As long as they spent a fortune at the Mystery Shack, they could ask all the stupid questions they wanted.
Dipper: "Over here! Grunkle Stan!" Dipper shouted jumping up and down disparately trying to get his great-uncles attention. Stan cringed under Shermie's disapproving glare.
Stan: "For the fifth time, it's not an actual face!" Stan said frustrated with the tour group, they saw the same frustration on Dipper's face, but it was for his great-uncle. The scene cut to Mabel and Norman in the woods.
Mabel: "Finally, we're alone." Norman stalked up behind Mabel, making Jake look on in fear.
Norman: "Yes…alone." he said creepily from behind Mabel, her family and bests friends held their breath, but felt frustrated as the scene cut back to Mystery Shack.
Dipper: "Stan! Stan!" continued to wave his hands in desperation, before looking behind him and seeing Wendy driving up with golf cart.
Dipper: "Wendy! Wendy!" He shouted in relief, running towards her before she could go inside.
Dipper: "I need to borrow the golf cart to save my sister from a zombie!" At this point Dipper was having a panic attack.
Wendy: "Try not to hit any pedestrians." Wendy said winking at him. Smiling at him she gave him the keys. Dipper couldn't believe his luck. Getting in the golf cart he reversed but was stopped by Soos.
Soos: "Dude, it's me Soos." Dipper looked at him, wondering why he was telling him this when he already knew this.
Soos: "This is for the Zombies." Soos gave him a shovel
Dipper: "Thanks."
Soos: "And this is in case you see a pinata." Soos said giving Dipper a baseball bat.
Dipper: "Thanks." Causing Dipper to look confused.
Soos: "Better safe than sorry!" Soos shouted after Dipper as he sped away. The scene cut back to Norman and Mabel in the woods.
Norman: "Mabel, now that we've gotten to know each other. There's something I should tell you." Norman said cautiously playing with the zip of his jacket. Everyone sat forward eagerly they all wanted to know what Norman was hiding. As the wind blew past Mabel, making an eerie noise she said.
Mabel: "Oh, Norman! You can tell me anything!" Mabel smiled as she desperately begged in her thoughts for Norman to be a vampire.
Norman: "All right just…just don't freak out…okay?" Norman said uncertainly, turning around to look at Mabel.
Norman: "Just…just keep an open mind. Be cool." Norman said reaching for the zip of his jacket. He opened it revealing to Mabel's shock a bunch of gnomes standing on top of each other. "What the f**K! Stacy shouted only to be reprimand by her mother, Mrs Jones. No one was expecting this, not even Ford.
Gnome: "Is this weird? Is this too weird?" The gnome on top asked
Gnome: "You need to sit down?" The gnome on top asked, but all Mabel could do was gape in disbelief.
Gnome: "Right, I will explain." The gnome on top said when he released Mabel didn't really know what was going on.
Jeff: "So, we're gnomes, first off, get that out of the way. I am Jeff and here we have Carson, Steve, Jason and Shambulock" Mabel's eye twitched as Jeff explained what was going on.
Jeff: "Anyway long story short." Jeff said has Mabel sat down on a rock, facepalming herself.
Jeff: "Us gnomes have been looking for a new queen. Right, guys?" Jeff said enthusiastically.
All gnomes: "Queen! Queen!"
Jeff: "Heh! So whatddya you say?" Jeff asked taping on the gnome he was standing on. Causing them to hold out a very expensive diamond ring. "Where did they get that?" Shermie asked with raised eyebrows. "They properly stole it, it's what they do." Ford answered with a shrug.
Jeff: "Will you join us in holy matri-gnome-y? Marti…matri…mony?" Jeff asked getting tongue tied.
Jeff: "Blehh! Can't talk today!" Jeff said throwing up he's hands in frustration. The camera panned to Mabel who looked like she was getting ready to say something difficult. For a moment Jeff looked hopeful, but the expression slid from his face as she explained how she felt.
Mabel: "Look…I'm really sorry, guys, you're really sweat, but I'm a girl and your gnomes and it's like…what? Yikes." Mabel explained trying to make them see it from her point of view. Lisa nodded in approval, but Ford felt a cold sense of dread settle over him. He knew how dangerous the creatures of the forest could be. The camera panned back to the gnomes who all looked disappointed a Mabels rejection.
Jeff: "We understand. We'll never forget you, Mabel." Jeff said despondently, causing Mabel to smile in relief. Everyone in the audience exchanged looks of unease wondering what was going to happen next.
Jeff: "Because we're gonna kidnap you." Jeff said, "They can't do that!" Diana shouted out indignantly. Stacy and Aruther exchanged surprised looks, they wondered why Diana would say something like this, when they knew for a fact, she hated their group. Jeff screamed baring his teeth jumping towards Mabe. Whom put up her arms in defence screaming. The scene cut to Dipper speeding through the woods
Dipper: "Don't worry, Mabel! I'll save you from that zombie!" Dipper looked even more determined, speeding around corners, as he heard Mabel scream for help.
Dipper: "Hold on!" Dipper shouted as he went deeper into the woods seeing the gnomes for the first time.
Jeff: "The more you struggle, the more awkward this is gonna be for everybody!" talking to Mabel as if she were a difficult child.
Jeff: "Just…Okay! Get her arm there, Steve." Jeff said brightly coming up with a plan to kidnap Mabel.
Mabel: "HEY, let go of me!" Mabel shouted shaking her arm up and down as Steve hung on for dear life. "That look like it hurt," Stacy said in sympathy. "It did Mabel said rubbing her arm unconsciously where Steve had sunk his fang like teeth into. Meantime on screen Mabel had begun to punch and kick the gnomes. One of them groaned and began puking a rainbow. "So that's where rainbows come from!" Mrs Kent said in a joking manner.
Dipper: "What the heck is going on here?" Dipper asked confused holding the spade next to him. A gnome ran towards Dipper barring his teeth, hissing. This caused Dipper to back away in fear and drop the shovel. Alex looked at his son with embarrassment. Well, most of the audience chuckled.
Mabel: "Dipper! Norman turned out to be a bunch of gnomes" Mabel said waving at her brother, looking relived. Well Dipper had look of revulsion.
Mabel: "And they total jerks! Hair! Hair! Hair!" all the ladies with long hair in the audience winced in sympathy.
Dipper: "Gnomes? I was totally off." Dipper said removing the journal from his jacket. He began turning to the section for the gnomes.
Dipper: "Gnomes. Little men of Gravity Falls Forest." Dipper read out allowed.
Dipper: "Weakness, unknown." Finished, then looking up he saw Mabel tied to the ground like Gulliver from Gulliver's travels.
Mabel: "Oh, come on!" Mabel said indignantly looking at Jeff with disapproval.
Jeff: "Hey, there! Um, you know, this is all really just a big misunderstanding. You see, your sister's not in danger. She's just marrying all 1000 of us." Jeff explained cautiously. "In your dreams Jeff!" Jack shouted at the screen, causing Mabel and Dipper to look at him in surprise. Dipper turned back towards scratching his chin thoughtfully.
Jeff: "And becoming our gnome queen for all eternity." Jeff explained eagerly, before turning to look at Mabel and asked
Jeff: "Isn't that right, honey?"
Mabel: "You guys are butt-faces!" Mabel replied and one of the gnomes covered her mouth to stop her from saying anything else.
Dipper: "Give her back right now, or else!" Dipper demanded holding the spade in a threating manner.
Jeff: "You think you can stop us, boy? You have no idea what we're cable of." Jeff pointed his finger at Dipper and narrowed his eyes threateningly. Before making a gesture of strangling someone.
Jeff: "The gnomes are a powerful race! Do not trifle with the…" Dipper looked like he was getting board with what Jeff was saying, as he used the spade to pick up Jeff and throw him in the bush. Everyone just snickered at this. Dipper ran towards Mabel using the spade to cut the bindings holding her down. Mabel got up quickly sending the gnomes flying in different directions. Dipper grabbed hold of Mabel's hand pulling her towards the golf cart.
Jeff: "He's getting away with our queen! No, no, no!" Jeff shouted pointing in their direction. Before getting up to follow.
Dipper: "Seatbelt" Dipper said looking behind him getting ready to reverse the golfcart. "Safety first," his best friend Arther said to him in serious voice. The scene cut to the gnomes jumping up and down in anger and Jeff standing on a giant mushroom.
Jeff: "You've messed with the wrong creatures, boy."
Jeff: "Gnomes of the forest, assemble!" Jeff called out to his fallow gnomes. Gnomes began to pop out or up from various hiding places. Under mushrooms and in trees, they all began to assemble around Jeff. Stan and Ford exchanged uneasy looks. The scene showed the gnomes climbing on one another before it cut to Mabel and Dipper who were driving away from the gnomes.
Mabel: "Hurry before they come after us!" Mabel said in a pleading tone, but Dipper just looked smug and like he had all the time in the world.
Dipper: "I wouldn't worry about it. Did you see their little legs?" Dipper said making a running motion with his fingers.
Dipper: "Those suckers are tiny." Dipper stated flippantly. When a stomping noise was heard. Causing Dipper to hit the breaks hard, making the golf cart come to a screeching halt. A giant gnome monster came into view and Mabel and Dipper turned around to see what was behind them.
Mabel: "Dang!" The camera zoomed in on Jeff, he was holding on to the gnome hats of the two gnomes who were standing on top.
Jeff: "All right, teamwork, guys. Like we practiced!" The gnome monster gave a loud roar.
Mabel: "Move! Move!" Mabel who had been looking at the gnome monster said desperately to Dipper who did not hesitate to shift into gear. As the gnome monster hand almost hit the golf cart. Stacy and Jack sighed in relief as they watched the gnome monster's hand break. But the relief was short lived as the gnome monster reformed
Jeff: "Come back with our queen!" Jeff shouted as the gnome monster began to give chase. The scene cut to Dipper driving franticly through the woods with Mabel looking behind her.
Mabel: "It's getting closer!" As they saw the gnome monster gain speed. Stacy's and Arther's parents who cared for the twins, where extremely worried as they watched this. A few people gasped as they saw Jeff manoeuvre the one gnome hat and send a few angry gnomes flying at the golf cart. The began attacking the golf cart, luckily Mabel was able to punch the one in the face and send it flying. "Nice hit Mabel!" Shermie said in approval. "You're defiantly a Pines." Back on the screen everyone watched as one tried to sneak up on Dipper, but Dipper just grabbed the gnome, banging it on the steering wheel. Giving the gnome a dazed expression before letting go. Mabel and Dipper looked surprised as gnome landed on the hood of the golf cart. Before they could react, it jumped on Dippers face and started scratching it to pieces.
Mabel: "I'll save you, Dipper!" Mabel said with a look of determination. And started punching at the gnome who clung to Dipper for dear life. She manged to get off her brother, but unfortunately, he looked a bit dazed.
Dipper: "Thanks, Mabel."
Mabel: "Don't mention it." Mabel said happily smiling at Dipper. The scene cut to the gnome monster pulling up a Pinetree and getting ready to throw it.
Mabel: "Look out!" Mabel cried pointing in front of her, as the pine tree sailed over the golf cart.
Dipper: "Ahhh," Dipper screamed swerving and narrowly avoiding the pine tree that had landed in front of the golf cart. Unfortunately, the golf cart toppled over, skidding to a halt in front of the Mystery Shack. The twins climbed out looking dazed us the shadow the gnome monster settled over the golf cart.
Dipper: "Stay back, man." Dipper said desperately unsure of what he was going to do. He picked up the spade and threw it and the gnome monster but it went threw the monster and caused it to stomp the ground in anger. Both Mabel and Dipper screamed looking at each other with fear.
Dipper: "Where's Grunkle Stan?" Dipper asked with genuine fear in his voice and looking at Mabel as he held her. Stan felt a twinge of guilt for not looking after Mabel and Dipper that summer. "You weren't scared Dipper?" Diana mocked. "I warned you," Swart Ster, said to Diana, "Now you will pay." All of a sudden there was a bright light and Diana was gone. "Where did you send her Swart Ster?" Ford asked. "To a place where she can learn manners," Swart Ster answered vaguely. The scene cut to Stan entertaining a group of tourists.
Stan: "Behold…The most distracting object!" The group looked very impressed by the object.
Stan: "Just try and look away, you can't!" As he said this the group became hypnotize by the object.
Stan: "I can't remember what I was talking about." Stan said looking at the object in a puzzled manner. The scene cut back outside as the gnome monster approached Mabel and Dipper in a threatening manner. Everyone watched in terror as Dipper stood in front of Mabel to protect her, as the two of them backed up against the wall.
Jeff: "It's the end of the line, kids! Mabel, marry us before we do something crazy!
Dipper: "There's got to be away out of this!" Dipper said clutching his head in frustration, before turning to look at Mabel. Mabel in the meantime was looking at the gnome monster with an unreadable expression.
Mabel: "I gotta do it." Mabel said steeping forward looking determined. In the meantime, Dipper was pulling the journal out of his jacket. He stopped when he heard what Mabel said. Running towards her.
Dipper: "What? Mabel! Are you crazy? Don't do this!" Dipper put her hand on her shoulder trying to stop her.
Mabel: "Trust me!" Mabel said looking at Dipper out of the corner of her eye.
Dipper: "What?" Dipper asked clearly not understanding what was happening.
Mabel: "Dipper, just this once, trust me." Mabel whispered urgently to Dipper. Dipper looked between the gnome monster and Mabel and decided to trust her as he slowly backed away from her.
Mabel: "All right, Jeff. I'll marry you." Mabel said in a resided tone. "I can't believe you agreed to marry that thing! Her mother said giving Mabel a patronizing look, but Mabel chose to ignore Lisa.
Jeff: "Hot dog! Help me down there, Jason. Thanks, Andy." Jeff said grinning ear to ear, slowly climbing down the gnome monster.
Jeff: "All right, left foot, there we go. Watch those fingers, Mike." Jake watched unhappily as he watched Jeff walk towards Mabel and show her a diamond ring. Mabel kneeled down looking shy as Jeff put the ring on her finger.
Jeff: "Now let's get you into the forest honey." Jeff said doing a victory dance while Mabel admired the ring.
Mabel: "You may now kiss the bride." These words caused Jeff to freeze, but he recovered quickly before saying in mid-step. Before saying.
Jeff: "Don't mind if I do!" Turning around he puckered his lips to kiss Mabel. For a moment it looked like Mabel was going to kiss Jeff, but then it showed her switching on the leaf blower. Picking it up she pointed it at Jeff.
Jeff: "Hey, hey, wait a minute." Putting his hands up in a stop motion trying to get Mabel to listen. Dipper and the gnomes gasped as Jeff was sucked into the leaf blower, by Mabel.
Mabel: "That's for lying to me!" Mabel said in fury. Jeff's body was stuck in the leaf blower and his head was sticking out. He looked at Mabel in fear. As she put the leaf blower on reverse.
Mabel: "That's for breaking my heart!"
Jeff: "Ow! My face!" Jeff screamed in pain as the leaf blower squashed his face.
Mabel: "And this is messing with my brother!" Mabel said as the young Pines twins exchanged evil smiles. This caused the gnome monster to be very confused.
Mabel: "Wanna do the honours?" Mabel asked smugly.
Dipper: "On three?" Dipper asked also looking smug
Mabel and Dipper: "One! Two! Three!" They counted and sent Jeff flying out of the leaf blower towards the gnome monster, destroying the monster in one go. "Mabel is defiantly your niece, Stan," Shermie said smiling at his youngest brother. While Mabel and Stan exchanged looks of fondness. They had defiantly become close during the summer.
Jeff: "I'll get you back for this!" Jeff shouted as he disappeared into the woods. Without Jeff to give orders the gnomes became confused. And Mabel began blowing them away with the leaf blower.
Dipper: "Anyone else wants some?" Dipper asked arms across his chest looking smugly at the gnomes. Mabel continued using the leaf blower, causing the gnomes to retreat to the woods. Everyone laughed as they saw Gompers carry the last one away. They watched Dipper approached the house looking tired but happy, but was stopped by Mabel who looked worried and sad.
Mabel: "Hey, Dipper, I'm sorry for ignoring your advice. You really were just looking out for me." Dipper just waved her apology away.
Dipper: "Oh, don't be like that. You saved our butts back there!" Mabel said smugly.
Mabel: "I guess I'm just sad, that my first boyfriend turned out to be a bunch of gnomes." Mabel said looking downcast removing a leaf from her hair.
Dipper: "Look on the bright side. Maybe the next one will be vampire." Dipper said as Mabel grinning at him.
Mabel: "Oh! You're just saying that." Mabel said punching Dipper softly on the shoulder in gratitude.
Dipper: "Awkward sibling hug?" Dipper asked holding his arms open, looking from side to side. Watching this made Ford feel sad, as he remembered the last time Stan wanted to hug him, he had punched his brother in the face.
Mabel: "Awkward sibling hug." They both smiled warmly as they pulled one another in for a hug.
Dipper and Mabel: "Pat, Pat." The next scene showed them entering the gift shop of the Mystery Shack. They closed the door behind them and looked at Stan who was leaning over the counter with money in his hand.
Stan: "Sheesh! You two get hit by a bus or something?" Stan hit the counter as he laughed at them, but Mabel and Dipper ignored him, walking away. Stan looked at the counter before saying cheerfully.
Stan: "Hey! Wouldn't you know it?" Stan said rubbing his hand behind his head awkwardly as Mabel and Dipper paused to look at him.
Stan: "I accidently overstocked on some inventory." Stan said tapping on the money he had been counting.
Stan: "So, how's about you take one item each from the gift shop on the house, on the house, you know?" Stan said looking everywhere but them.
Mabel: "Really?" Mabel asked hopefully.
Dipper: "What's the catch?" Dipper asked crossing his arms suspiciously. Ford laughed and Shermie said in amusement, "Dipper is defiantly your nephew, Ford." This caused Dipper and Ford to puff out their chest in pride.
Stan: "The catch is do it before I change my mind. Now take something." Stan said gathering is money up and getting impatient. Opening the cash register with his elbow he put the notes in well Mabel and Dipper looked around. Dipper picked up a baseball cap with a pine tree on and looked in the mirror satisfied with what he saw.
Dipper: "That ought to do the trick!" Dipper said touching the rim of the cap. Mabel in the meantime and gone to a box at the back of the store.
Mabel: "And I will have a grappling hook! Yes!" Mabel said closing her eyes in happiness and twirling around before pointing it at the ceiling. "When we get home, you giving that grappling hook to me right away! You far too young," Lisa said in anger looking at Mabel. "And you," she said pointing to Stan, "How could you let my daughter have something so dangerous?" Stan had to swallow his anger, "your daughter is one of the most responsible people I know, and I trust her to handle something like that. "Lisa," Swart Ster warned, "you say something rude about one more person and you will end up like Diana."
Stan: "Wouldn't you like have, like, a doll or something?" As he exchanged surprised looks with Dipper. When suddenly Mabel shot the grappling hook towards the celling.
Mabel: "Grappling Hook!" Mabel shouted triumphantly as she pulled her self up towards the celling knocking over a few carboard stands.
Stan: "Fair enough." As the scene cut the twins in their attic bedroom, Dipper was in bed writing in the journal he had found and Mabel was jumping on her bed. Ford smiled, remembering reading all the updates Dipper had added.
Dipper: "This journal told me there is no one in Gravity Falls I could trust. But when you battle a hundred gnomes' side by side with someone, you realize they've always got your back." Dipper finished the entry to watch Mabel shoot her grappling hook at one of her stuffed toys and pull it towards her.
Dipper: "Hey, Mabel, can you get the light?"
Mabel: "I'm on it." Mabel said pointing her grappling hook at the lantern.
Mabel: "It worked!" Mabel shouted joyfully as the lantern went flying through window and causing it to break. Both Mabel and Dipper where heard laughing.
Dipper: "Our Uncle told us there is nothing strange about this town. But who knows what secrets are waiting to be unlocked?" The older Pines twins exchanged looks of unease with the younger Pines twins, the four of them knew what the town was hiding.
The camera panned to Stan wearing his fez, undershirt and boxers. He was carrying a lantern. He walked into the Mystery Shack and towards the vending machine. He input a code before looking behind him. The vending machine opened up reviling a hidden passage way. Stan went in, before closing the door he looked around one last time. Everyone murmured in excitement wondering what was hidden behind the vending machine. "We will start the next viewing in five minutes," Swart Ster said, "So if you would like to stretch your legs, use the restroom or get something to drink. Please do so now. Everyone looked around as doors magically appeared on the and opened to reveal a hallway. Getting up they all went to an open door.
