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· Stanley Pines (Stan) – Mabel and Dipper's Great Uncle. Ford's twin and youngest Pines Brother

· Stanford Pines (Ford) - Mabel and Dipper's Great Uncle. Stan's twin and second oldest Pines Brother

· Mason Pines (Dipper) – Ford and Stan's great nephew. Mabel's twin

· Mabel Pines - Ford and Stan's great niece. Dipper's twin. And Jack Bartton's girlfriend.

· Manly Dan. Wendys father.

· Wendy Corduroy. Manly Dan's daughter and Dipper's former crush.

· Sharman Pines (Shermie) – Dipper and Mabel's grandfather. Sharman is Stan and Ford's big brother.

· Alex & Lisa Pines – Dipper and Mabel's absent parents. Alex is Sharman's son and Ford and Stan's nephew

· Stacy Jones – Mabel and Dipper's best friend at school. As a crush on Dipper

· Mr & Mrs Jones – Stacy's parents. Mr Jones is a reporter for the Piedmont local newspaper. Mrs Jones is a Private Investigator.

· Arthur Stark – Mabel and Dipper's other best friend from school

· Mr & Mrs Stark – Arther's parents. Mr Stark owns a business well Mrs Stark is an English teacher at Dipper and Mabel's school

· Diana Brunner - Popular at school and bullies the twins

· Jack Bartton – Popular at school and Mabel's new boyfriend

· Mr Wilson – In charge of the Robotics club and Dippers favourite teacher

· Mrs Aurora Kent – Arts and crafts teacher and Mabels favourite teacher

Headhunters

Before going to stand in line to get something to eat Mabel decide to put her matchmaking plans into action. "Mrs Kent," Mabel said to her art teacher. "There is someone I want you to meet." "Who would that be dear?" Mrs Kent asked following Mabel over to where Manly Dan stood talking to Grunkle Stan. "Mrs Kent this is Manly Dan," Mabel said innocently introducing the two, causing Stan to raise his eyebrow in suspicion. "Manly Dan this is my favourite teacher, Mrs Kent." They murmured their hellos as Mabel dragged Stan, to wait in line for food. "You two where a hilarious against the Gobblewonker!" Wendy said to Dipper as Mabel went to stand behind them with Stan. "We try," Mabel said picking up a plate for herself and giving one to Stan. "I can't wait to see the next one," Wendy said grinning. Look behind him Dipper heard his grandfather speaking to them. "Next summer the five us should go fishing," Shermie said thoughtfully. "I would like that grandpa," Dipper said grinning. As they were making their way to a table with their friends, they were approached by Jack who asked to talk to Mabel, Dipper grinning said that they would meet her at the table. "Mable," Jack began rubbing the back of his neck nervously, "I had a crush on you for a long time, and seeing you fight those monsters on screen as made me like you even more. Will you go on a date with this coming Friday?" Mabel's eyes widened in disbelief before she answered shyly, "Yes, I would like that," this caused Jack to kiss her on the lips, resalting in a blushing Mabel and her family sending him suspicious looks. "What was that all about?" Stacy asked as Mabel sat down, but Mabel just shrugged and said it was nothing. "If that was nothing," Arther said snorting, "Then I am the king of England!" "Did he ask you out?" Dipper asked eagerly as they finished. All they got was a sly smile from Mabel. "Dinner is over," Swart Ster said, "Please return to your seats and then we can begin." Getting up everyone took a soda and made their way back to the movie theatre.

"I see you playing matchmaker with my dad," Wendy said, speaking to Mabel as they sat down next Dipper. "Your teacher seems nice, and I want my dad to be happy." Both of them turned to see Manly Dan in deep conversation with Mrs Kent. "What's up next?" Mr Watson asked as the screen came to life.

The show started with Mabel and Dipper watching something on TV. Dipper was eating popcorn and Mabel was knitting a sweater.

Police Constable: "I'm afraid your services won't be required here, sir. My men have examined the evidence, and this is obviously an accident." The all laughed as they watched Dipper slap Mabel's hand as she tried to help herself to popcorn. They all watched as the TV screen came into view, there was a Police Constable talking to a duck about a dead body in a phonebooth.

Duck-tective: "Accident, Constable Or is it…murder?" Duck-tective said quaked dramatically to a shocked Constable.

Police Constable: "What?" The shocked Police Constable manged to get out before cutting to commercials.

TV Announcer: "Duck-tective will return after these messages."

Mabel: "That duck is a genius." Mabel said dropping her knitting and put her hands against her checks in awe.

Dipper: "Eh. It's easier to find clues when you're that close to the ground." Dipper said unimpressed gesturing towards the screen.

Mabel: "Are you saying you could outwit Duck-tective?" Mabel asked narrowing her eyes in suspicion. This just caused Dipper to look smugly at his twin.

Dipper: "Mabel, I have a very keen powers of observation." Dipper said smugly pointing at his head. "Very true," Jack thought, thinking of his early conversation with Dipper.

Dipper: "For example, just by smelling your breath I can tell that you have been eating...An entire tube of toothpaste?" Dipper said uncertainly as he caught a whiff of Mabel's breath.

Mabel: "It was so sparkly." Mabel said in shame. Just then Soos skidded to a halt to the entrance of the lounge looking very excited.

Soos: "Hey, dudes! You'll never guess what I found!" Soos exclaimed looking excited.

Dipper: "Buried treasure!" Dipper said with same enthusiasm as Soos.

Mabel: "Buried…Hey, I was going to say that!" Mabel said playfully hitting her brother. The scene cut to them walking down a creepy hall way leading to a dark room with its door ajar.

Soos: "So I was cleaning up when I found this secret door hidden behind the wallpaper. It's crazy-bonkers-creepy." Soos said narrowing his eyes before opening the door to reveal wax figures.

Dipper: "Whoa! It's a secret wax museum." Dipper said in awe shining his flashlight around.

Mabel: "They so life like." Mabel said in awe wiping the dust off one with her finger.

Dipper: "Except that on." Dipper said pointing at his Grunkle Stan.

Stan: "Hello." Stan said smiling causing Dipper, Mabel and Soos to scream in fright, as Dipper shone his flashlight in Stan's face.

Stan: "It's just me your Grunkle Stan!" He said laughing at their fright. Causing the three of them to run out of the room. "If I saw someone dressed like that, I would get a fright too." Diana muttered loud enough for everyone to hear, causing Stan to scowl.

*Cut to them song*

Stan: "Behold the Gravity Falls Wax Museum. It was one of most popular attractions! Before I forgot all about it." Stan explained eagerly to the twins before rubbing his chin thoughtfully, before walking down row of wax figures, naming them.

Stan: "I got em' all…Ganges Kan, Sherlock Homes, some kind of, I don't know goblin man." Everyone recognized the 'goblin man' as Larry King and laughed at the accurate discerption.

Dipper: "Is anyone else getting the creeps here?" Dipper asked shuddering as he looked at the wax figures. "They are pretty life like looking," Mr Watson agreed. "In horror movie kind of way," Diana said, Dipper and Mabel exchanged looks as they remembered how the wax figures almost killed them.

Stan: "And now for my personal favourite..." Stan said choosing to ignore Dipper.

Stan: "Wax Abraham Lincon, right over here." Stan said happily pointing to a puddle of wax.

Stan: "Oh, no! Come one! Who left the blinds open? Wax John Wilkes Booth. I'm looking in your direction." Stan said clearly upset, before pointing an angary accusing finger at another wax figure.

Stan: "How do you fix a wax figure?" Stan asked sadly, poking his finger in the melted wax. When Mabel came up behind him.

Mabel: "Cheer up, Grunkle Stan. Where's that smile?" Mabel said gently trying to cheer up her miserable uncle, but all she got was a 'meh' in response. Which caused her to poke his face in random spots.

Mabel: "Don't worry, Grunkle Stan, I 'll make you a new wax figure from all this old wax." Mabel happily explained.

Stan: "You really think you can make one of these puppies?" Stan asked hopefully. "Mabel is the best artiest out there!" Mrs Kent said expressing her pride in her favourite student.

Mable: "Grunkle Stan, I'm an art and crafts master." Mabel explained seriously, folding her arms behind her back. Before saying happily

Mabel: "Why do you think I always have this glue gun stuck to my arm?" Mabel asked waving the arm of her sweater in front of Stan, trying to remove it. "Why do you have a glue gun stuck to your sweater?" Stacy asked confused, but Mabel just smiled and shrugged.

Stan: "I like your gumption, kid" Stan said happily.

Mabel: "I don't know what that word means, but thank you." Mabel said smiling in a confused manner. Mrs Stark who couldn't help herself gave the meaning for the word, "Gumption, shrewd or spirited initiative and resourcefulness." Causing Arther to shrink in his seat and everyone else to roll their eyes. The scene cut to Mabel wearing an artist outfit and busy sketching something. In front of her was a giant block of wax. And Dipper came strolling in the room drinking a Pitt cola.

Mabel: "Dipper! What do you think of my wax figure idea? She's part fairy princess and part horse fairy princess." Mabel shouted, jumping in front of him. Causing him to choke and drop his Pitt cola, as Mabel showed him her note book. Dipper cringed at the picture, even Mrs Kent who had modern ideas when it came to art asked, "Don't you think that was a bit too much?" Mabel just frowned muttering that everyone is critic.

Dipper: "Maybe you should carve something from real life." Dipper said trying and failing to hide his cringe.

Mabel: "Like a waffle with big arms!" Mabel said showing Dipper her new idea, "You know that waffle kind of looks familiar." Wendy said rubbing her chin thoughtfully, then both Wendy and Dipper exchanged shocked looks. "That's the guard from Mabel's bubble!" Dipper said. "Bubble? What bubble?" Lisa and Alex asked, but no responded to their question. All they got was a queasy look from Mabel.

Dipper: "Yo-kay, ya, or you know, something else, like someone in your family." Dipper suggested hastily. Just then Stan walked in the room and posed like a sailor.

Stan: "Kids! Have you seen my pants?" Stan asked looking around the room. As Mabel's eyes widened as inspiration struck.

Mabel: "O Muse, you work in mysteries ways." Mabel said looking at the celling in awe, as an unimpressed and confused Stan looked at her. "That it does!" Mrs Kent sighed thinking of her own youthful days as a young artist. "What's wrong Stan?" Shermie asked as he sat down between him and Ford. Stan said nothing just held Ford's hand who looked at his brother in concern.

Stan: "Why's your sister talking to the celling?" A confused Stan asked Dipper.

*Montage of Mabel working on the wax figure*

Mabel: "I think it needs more glitter." Mabel said steeping back from her master piece. Well Dipper smiled, impressed by his sister's work.

Soos: "Agreed." Soos said happily handing Mabel a bucket of purple glitter. Just then Stan walked into the room, not noticing the wax figure at first.

Stan: "I found my pants, but now I'm missing my…" Stan began pointing at his bare feet, but before he could finish in saw the wax figure and fell over in shock. Causing Soos to look at him concern.

Mabel: "What do you think?" Mabel asked her Grunkle hopefully. Stan thought for a few seconds before saying.

Stan: "I think the wax museum is back in business!" Stan said eagerly. The scene cut to outside the mystery shack, with a banner saying, "Grand re-opening of Wax Museum of Mystery!" And Soos telling people were to park. It then cut to Wendy and Dipper who taking entrance fees as the wax figures stood on a stage, with a sign saying 'Eighth wonder of the world!'

Dipper: "I can't believe this many people showed up." Dipper said in amazement to Wendy.

Wendy: "I know, right? Your Uncle properly bribed em' or something." Wendy said agreeing with Dipper. This caused Stan to glare at Wendy. "I remember that day!" Manly Dan said suddenly, "You still owe me pizza!" "I don' owe anyone anything." Stan said sliding down his seat hopping Manly Dan would forget about the pizza.

Dipper: "He bribed me." Dipper said as he reached into his pocket and taking a Doller bill out and showing it to Wendy. Wendy mirrored his action as they both sniggered. The scene cut to Mabel who was standing happily on the stage. Soos was standing next to Stan who stood behind a podium getting ready to speak to the crowd.

Stan: "You all know me, folks, town doll and Mr. Mystery. Please ladies control yourself." Stan said blowing his own horn, but the ladies in the crowed looked unimpressed and had flies buzzing around them. This caused everyone to laugh, "Modeste as always," Ford whispered to Stan.

Stan: "As you know, I always bring the people of the fair town novelties and befuddlements, the likes of which the world as never known." Stan said eagerly not noticing the unimpressed look from the ladies.

Stan: "Enough about me. Behold me!" Stan said pulling off the sheet of the wax figure, revelling himself. As the audience looked on board and unimpressed. "How is that impressive? Stacy asked "Or a world wonder?" Arther asked.

Stan: "And now a word from our own Mabelangelo!" Stan said giving his niece a proud look.

Mabel: "It's Mabel." Mabel said taking the mike from Stan.

Mabel: "Thank you for coming. I made this sculpture with my own two hands! It's covered in my blood, sweat, tears and other fluids." Mabel said walking forward and she spoke to the audience, who cringed in disgust at the end of Mabel's speech. "That is so gross," Diana said from where she was sitting. Mabel just rubbed the back of her head sheepishly.

Mabel: "I will now take questions. You there." Mabel said embarrassed.

McGucket: "Old man McGucket, local kook." McGucket said standing up as everyone turned to look at him.

McGucket: "Are the wax figures alive? And, follow up question, how can I survive the wax man uprising." McGucket said. Dipper groaned as he and Mabel facepalmed.

Mabel: "Yes. Next question." Mabel responded frowning slightly not sure how-to answerer the question.

Toby Determined: "Toby Determined, Gravity Falls Gossiper." A reporter asked from the front row. "He looks a bit like a troll," Mrs Jones said, as everyone nodded in agreement.

Toby Determined: "Do you really think this constitutes as a wonder of the world?" Tobby asked as people were now looking at him. "He does have a point," Mr Jones said rubbing his chin in thought.

Stan: "Your microphone is a turkey baster, Toby." Stan said clearly not impressed by Toby's comment. "Is he a real reporter?" Mr Jones asked sceptically, been himself a local reporter for the Piedmont local newspaper.

Toby Determined: "It certainly is." Toby said looking at turkey baster.

Stan: "Next question." Stan pointing at the crowd causing Toby to look embarrassed.

Shandra Jimenez: "Shandra Jimenez, a real reporter Your fliers promised free pizza with administration to this event. Is this true?" She said speaking in a board voice, showing the flyer to Stan. Which in turn cause the crowd to grumble.

Angary Crowd: "That's what I heard! Come on! What a rip off! I want my pizza!" They shouted showing the flyers to each other and getting ready to riot as a concerned Wendy and Dipper looked on.

Stan: "That was a typo. Goodnight, everyone!" Stan shouted throwing a smoke, grabbing the admission box and fleeing into the night. The screen showed a sad man with a pizza t-shirt. "Poor guy," Mrs Jones said in sympathy. "You're the reason our daughter thinks it's a good idea to use smoke grenades." Lisa said pointing an accusing finger at Stan.

Manly Dan: "In your face!" Manly Dan said breaking a wooden pole in half with his fist. "You certainly live up to your name!" Mrs Kent said looking at Manly Dan with awe, who just shrugged.

Angary Crowd: "We're not coming back here!" They said in anger, leaving the shack, waving pitchforks. "That's one way to get money," Mr Stark chuckled.

Mabel: "I think that went well." Mabel said going to stand by Wendy and Dipper, both of them giving her concerned looks. The scene cut to the inside of the Shack, where Stan was counting his money. He was wearing his usual boxer shorts and vest.

Stan: "Hot pumpkin pie! Look at all this cash!" Stan said waving the money as Mabel polished the wax figure of Stan.

Stan: "And I owe it all to one person…" Mabel stopped what she was doing and looked at her Grunkle eagerly.

Stan: "This guy." He said, pointing to the wax figure of himself. Causing Mabel to give him a friendly punch.

Stan: "Ohh! Yeah, you too you little gremlin." Stan said messing Mabel's hair up.

Stan: "Now you kids wash up. We go another long day of fleecing rubes tomorrow. Go, Go!" Stan said chasing the twins off to bed. "I can't believe you Uncle Stan!" Alex said, "You spent the summer teaching my kids how to con people!" Alex then appealed to Shermie, "Dad, don't you have anything to say about this?" But Shermie just shrugged, "This is how we were raised, and you know I taught you a few tricks," causing Alex to go red and Lisa to stare in disbelief. The scene cut to Stan watching Duck-tective with wax Stan.

Police Constable: "Well, Duck-tective, it seems you really quaked the case." The Police Constable said winking at Duck-tective in joking manner, causing everyone to groan. "What a terrible pun," Jack said shacking his head in disbelief.

Duck-tective: "Don't patronize me." Duck-tective said clearly annoyed. The scene showed Stan laughing at the tv, with wax Stan next to him.

Stan: "Stupid duck. Well, I am going to use the john." Stan said getting up before turning to wax Stan.

Stan: "You need anything? I love this guy! Don't you go nowhere." Stan said leaving the room to use the toilet, as the scene cut to outside the shack showing a full moon. "I going to the john!" Stan said jumping up from between his two brothers. "Come back Stan!" Both Shermie and Ford shouted running after him, as Dipper stood up. "Let's continue watching, the scene it just brings bad memories for him." Soon everyone quietened down and began watching the show.

"What are two doing here?" Stan asked standing in front of the mirror having just splashed his face with water. "We were worried," Shermie said gently putting his hand on Stan's shoulder. "You've been on edge ever since the episode started," Ford said rubbing his chin. This caused Stan to stiffen as the three of them sat on the floor. Then it suddenly hit Ford. "That wax figure reminded you, of me." Stan nodded glumly. "I feel like I am missing something." Shermie said looking between his two brothers, "Does this have to do with you faking your death?" "Something like that," Stan muttered. As the three of them got up and went back to the theatre.

The scene showed Mabel and Dipper brushing their teeth.

Mabel: "Dipper you wanna do a toothbrush race?" Mabel asked holding her toothbrush in front of her.

Dipper: "Okay." Dipper said who had his toothbrush in his mouth. When the suddenly heard Stan scream, causing them to run to see what was wrong. The scene cut to an anxious Stan standing over a headless wax Stan.

Stan: "No…No…Noooo! Wax Stan! He's been…murdered" Stan cried in anguish, as the three of them looked on in horror, as the clock struck midnight. Dipper caught Mabel as she fainted in shock. The scene cut to outside the shack showing a police cruise. Then back to Stan who was explaining what happened to the two Sheriffs.

Stan: "I got up to use the john, right? And when I came back, blammo! He's headless!" Stan said clearly upset. As Mabel knelt by the decapitated wax figure, also upset.

Mabel: "My expert handcraft besmirched. Besmirched!" Mabel said upset that someone would destroy her hard work. As Dipper went to over to comfort Mabel.

Dipper: "Who would do something like this?" Dipper asked now comforting a crying Mabel.

Deputy Durland: "What's your opinion, Sheriff Blubs?" The Deputy asked looking up from the notes he was taking.

Sheriff Blubs: "Look, we'd love to help you folks, but let's face the facts…this case is unsolvable." The Sheriff said shrugging and taking a sip of his coffee. "Are they serious?" Mrs Jones asked clearly insulted, "they haven't even studied the crime scene! Why I bet that Deputy was just drawing pictures in his notebook!" Mrs Jones said glairing at the screen feeling they had insulted her profession as a Private Investigator.

Stan, Mabel & Dipper: "What!" The three of them shouted in shock and disbelief.

Dipper: "You're kidding, right? There must be evidence, motives." Dipper said in disbelief. This caused Mrs Jones to nodded in approval. Just then the Pines brothers came back, "Did we miss anything?" Shermie asked, "Nothing exciting." Wendy responded shrugging.

Dipper: "Ya, know, I could help, if you want." Dipper said smiling shyly rubbing the back of his head sheepishly.

Mabel: "He's really good. He figured out who was eating our tin cans." Mabel said backing her brother up, as Dipper smiled in thanks in her direction.

Dipper: "All signs pointed to the goat." Dipper said pointing his finger fiercely.

Stan: "Yeah, yeah, let the boy help. He's got a little brain up in his head." Stan said fervently agreeing with the twins. "I am glad you think so highly of me, Grunkle Stan," Dipper said laughing at Stan, who just rolled his eyes. "Dipper has more brains then those two combined," Diana said surprising everyone with her complement.

Sheriff Blubs: "Whoo! Would you look what we got here!" Blubs said elbowing Deputy Durland.

Sheriff Blubs: "City boy thinks he's going to solve a mystery with his fancy computer phone!" Blubs said mocking Dipper. "I didn't even have a phone!" Dipper muttered under his breath remembering the incident.

Deputy Durland: "City boy! City boy!" Durland said, now mocking Dipper as well. "How dare those two imbeciles insult my grandson like that!" Shermie said shacking his fist at the screen. "Smart people are always mocked for their intelligence," Mr Wilson said, shaking his head sadly.

Sheriff Blubs: "You are adorable." Blubs said in a cute voice. "I am not adorable!" Dipper muttered, "Yes, you are." Stacy said from behind Dipper, who blushed when everyone looked at her, causing Mabel to grin slyly.

Dipper: "Adorable?" Dipper asked, the confusion clearly written on his face, as Blubs and Durland laughed at him.

Sheriff Blubs: "Look, P. J's, how about you leave the investigating to the grownups?" Blubs asked seriously this time, not noticing that Dipper was glaring at him and had his fists bawled up in anger." "What grownups?" Mr Wilson asked sarcastically.

Police Radio Dispatcher: "Attention, all units. Steve is going to fit an entire cantaloupe in his mouth."

Deputy Durland: "It's a 2316!" Durland said getting excited.

Sheriff Blubs: "Lets move!" Blubs said as they ran out of the room laughing.

Dipper: "That's it! Mabel, you and me are going to find the jerk who did this and get back that head! Then we'll see who's adorable." Dipper said fiercely, before sneezing and causing the audience to go awe.

Mabel: "Aw. You sneeze like a kitten." Mabel said cooing over Dipper. Whom just glared at her. The scene cut to the next day. Mabel and Dipper were surrounded by 'crime scene tape' and pictures of suspects.

Dipper: "Wax Stan has lost his head, and it's up to us to find it." Dipper declared as Mabel took pictures of Wax Stan's 'body'.

Dipper: "There were a lot of unhappy customers at the unveiling." Dipper said turning to the notice board, tapping his chin in thought.

Dipper: "The murder could have been anyone." Dipper said looking at Mabel.

Mabel: "Yeah! Even us!" Mabel said with wide eyes. "I some how doubt that!" Arther said laughing at Mabel's assumption.

Dipper: "In this town, anything is possible, ghosts, zombies…could be months before we find our first clue." Dipper said paging through Journal 3, this caused Ford to chuckle. "I don't think the Journal can help you with this."

Mabel: "Hey! Look, a clue!" Mabel said pointing to shoe prints in the carpet. "Nicely spotted, Mabel!" Ford said smiling at his great niece.

Dipper: "Footprints in the shag carpet."

Mabel: "That's weird. They've got a hole in them." Mabel said as the camera panned over the shoeprints. "Whose shoes have holes in them?" Jack asked in amassment.

Dipper: "And they're leading to…" Dipper began following the footprints with Mabel. Everyone gasped in shock as an axe come into view, before turning to look at Manly Dan. "I know what you're thinking and it wasn't me!" Manly Dan said glaring at everyone who went back to looking at the screen. The scene cut to Mabel and Dipper taking to Soos in the gift shop, who was busy examining the axe.

Dipper: "So, what do you think?"

Soos: "In my opinion, this is an axe." Soos said seriously as everyone groaned. "No, sh*t Sherlock!" Diana said sarcastically.

Mabel: "Wait a minute…the lumberjack!" Mabel said having a lightbulb moment. "Did you guys really suspect my dad?" Wendy asked raising her eye in disbelief. Mabel and Dipper shrugged in apologetic manner as Wendy said, "Dorks!"

Mabel and Dipper: "Of course!" They both said looking at each other. "I remember when you two where like that," Shermie said speaking to Stan and Ford. The scene cut to Manly Dan punching the wooden pole in half. Then back to Dipper and Mabel.

Dipper: "He was furious when he didn't get his free pizza." Dipper said in suspicion.

Mabel: "Furious enough for murder!" Mabel said in the same tone as Dipper. "Who would kill someone over pizza?" Diana asked rolling her eyes. "People have killed over far less the pizza." Mrs Jones said firmly, causing everyone to shudder.

Soos: "Oh, you mean Manly Dan?" Soos asked in his usual cheerful manner. "I am telling you it wasn't me," Manly Dan said as everyone turned to look at him once more. "I believe you," Mrs Kent said, "Thank you, ma'am," Manly Dan said smiling. "Please call me Aurora," Mrs Kent said blushing.

Soos: "He hangs out at this crazy-intense biker joint downtown." Soos said happily.

Mabel: "Then that's where we going." Mabel said seriously. "You two are grounded when get back." Lisa muttered.

Soos: "Dude, this is awesome. You two are like the mystery twins."

Dipper: "Don't call us that." Dipper said flatly. As the scene cut to outside the mystery shack. Mabel and Dipper walked past Stan who was taking a coffin from the Stan Mobile.

Stan: "Hey, give me a hand with this coffin, will ya" Stan asked as the twins walked past him.

Stan: "I'm doing a memorial service for wax Stan. Something small, but classy." Stan explained. Ford sighed to himself, thinking his absence must have taken a toll on his brother. Both Shermie and Ford hugged Stan in understanding.

Dipper: "Sorry, Grunkle Stan, but we've got a big break in the case." Dipper apologized; the axe visible from his backpack.

Mabel: "Break in the case!"

Dipper: "We're heading into town right now to integrate the murderer."

Mabel: "We have an axe! Ree Ree Ree!" Mabel exclaimed swinging the axe around making slashing sounds.

Stan: "It seems like the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing." Stan said scratching his chin in thought. Lisa and Alex nodded in agreement.

Stan: "It's a good thing I'm an uncle. Avenge me, kids!" Stan said encouragingly. "I can't believe you allowed that Uncle Stan!" Alex said in shock. "Can it wise guy!" Stan said looking at his nephew, "I remember you doing the same thing, when you were the kids age." The scene cut to Dipper and Mabel hiding by a dumpster.

Dipper: "This is the place." Dipper said as both he and Mabel looked around the corner, at a huge man who had 'chin' tattooed on his chin. Dipper gasped as he and Mabel ducked behind the dumpster again.

Dipper: "Got the fake ID's?" Dipper asked Mabel nervously. As Mabel handed two fake IDs to him.

Dipper: "Here goes nothing." Dipper said looking at his own copy.

Mr Chin: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." The bouncer said after looking at the ID. As the scene cut to a minor with a pickaxe waving his fist in anger. "A well-used pun!" Mrs Stark said impressed.

Mabel: "We're here to interrogate Manley Dan the lumberjack." Mabel said confidently as Dipper stood next her nervously, both holding out what was clearly fake IDs. "You would swear I didn't teach you anything!" Stan said shaking his head, "Next summer we doing a revised course." "Your family is a bad influence on our children!" Lisa said pointing an accusing finger at her husband. "My family are good people!" Alex said getting up, "And in case you haven't noticed Dipper's confidence in himself as improved. Before Lisa could responded Alex had gone to sit in lounge chair that had appeared next to his uncles and Father. The scene cut to inside the bar. As Dipper waved for Mabel to follow him.

Mabel: "He's resting." Mabel said as everyone exchanged uneasy looks.

Dipper: "All right, let's try to blend in, okay?" Dipper instructed Mabel. "That should be real easy Jack said snorting.

Mabel: "You got it, Dipping Sause." Mabel said as Dipper walked away.

Mabel: "Hey, there fellow restaurant patron!" Mabel said getting on a bar stool and speaking to a very angry looking biker drinking Pit Bear. The scene cut to Manly Dan busy at an arm-wrestling game. And Dipper jogging over to him.

Dipper: "Manly Dan! Just the guy I wanted to see." Dipper said with fierce confidence.

Dipper: "Where were you last night?" Dipper asked eyes narrowed in suspicion.

Manly Dan: "Punchin' the clock." Manely Dan said not taking his eyes off the game.

Dipper: "You were at work?"

Manly Dan: "No, I was punchin that clock!" Manly Dan said pointing at something. "I always wondered what happened to that clock," Stan said shaking his head.

Dipper: "22:00. The time of the murder." Dipper muttered starching his birthmark.

Dipper: "So I guess you've never seen this before?" Dipper asked dramatically showing the axe to Manly Dan.

Manly Dan: "Listen little girl…" Manly Dan began as everyone in the audience snickered.

Dipper: "Hey, actually, I'm…" Dipper began but was interrupted by Manly Dan.

Manly Dan: "I wouldn't pick my teeth with that axe!" Manly Dan said pointing at the axe, clearly insulted by it. Dipper just gave him a disbelieving look.

Manly Dan: "I only use my right hand. The manly hand!" Manly Dan said exclaimed as he ripped the arm off the game, causing Dipper to cringe. Just then Tyler Cutebiker walked up behind Dan chanting 'hit him', laughing as Manly Dan destroyed the game.

Dipper: "Left-handed…." Dipper said looking at the axe, deep in thought. The scene cut to Mabel playing paper fortune teller with the angary biker.

Angry Biker and Mabel: "Three, four, five, six…" they said, counting together.

Mabel: "Oh! Your wife is going to beautiful." Mabel said awe has the biker looked at her nervously biting his nails. Just then Dipper ran up to them.

Dipper: "Mabel, big break in the case!" Dipper said, as Mabel got off the bar stool running after him.

Angry Biker: "But, will she love me?" he shouted after Mabel. The scene cut to them walking down the street, past the clock Manly Dan had broken. They were going over the suspect list.

Dipper: "It's a left-handed axe. Manly Dan is right-handed. That means all we got to do is find our left-hand suspect and that means we got our killer." Dipper said eagerly. "That is some impressive detective work," Mrs Jones said complementing the twins.

Mabel: "Oh man! We are on fire today!" Mabel said throwing her hands up in excitement.

Dipper: "Let's find that murderer." Dipper said as the twins fist bumped.

*Montage of suspects*

McGucket: Waving with his right hand, a baby alligator attached.

Pizza Guy: Signing for a package with his right hand and then sighing in disappointment as Dipper took it back.

Angry Lady: Squashing a baseball with her right hand that Mabel threw.

Mabel and Dipper were both disappointed as they ticked all their suspects right-handed, until they came to the end of the list.

*End of Montage*

Dipper: "Mabel! There is only one person on left on this list!" Dipper said excitedly showing Mabel the list.

Mabel: "Of course! It all adds up." Mabel exclaimed as Dipper smiled smugly. The scene cut to outside the Gravity Gossiper. Showing Blubs and Durland with Mabel and Dipper, getting ready to bust the door down.

Sheriff Blubs: "You kids better be right about this, or you'll never hear the end of it."

Dipper: "The evidence is irrefutable." Dipper said contentedly.

Mabel: "It's so irrefutable." Mabel said backing Dipper up.

Deputy Durland: "I'm gonna get to use my night stick." Durland said waving it about, causing everyone to look concerned.

Sheriff Blubs: "You ready, little fella?" Blubs asked getting antsy. "They don't see a lot of crime, do they?" Jack deadpanned.

Dipper: "On three. One, two..." Dipper hadn't even finished counting before the door was kicked in by Durland.

Sheriff Blubs: "Nobody move! This is a raid!" Blubs shouted, shining his flashlight around the room.

Toby Determined: "What is this, some kind of raid?" Toby asked falling off his chair in fright. "That was unnecessary!" Mrs Stark said appalled at seeing Durland knocking over the lamp.

Dipper: "Toby Determined, you're under arrest for the murder of the wax body of Grunkle Stan!" Dipper said pointing a triumphant finger at Toby. "You rock Dipper!" His best friends Arther and Stacy cheered.

Mabel: "You have the right to remain impressed with our awesome detective work." Mabel said high fiving Dipper. "It was definitely awesome." Jack said nodding in agreement.

Toby Determined: "Gobbling Goose feathers! I don't understand!" Toby said in shock.

Dipper: "Then allow me to explain" Toby said in shock.

*Flashback of re-opening of wax museum*

Dipper: "You were hopping that Grunkle Stan's new attraction would be the story that saved your failing newspaper. But when the show was a flop, you decided to go out and make your own headline. But you were slopy and all the clues pointed to a shabby shoe report who was caught left-handed!" Dipper explained triumphantly.

*End of flashback*

Mabel: "Toby Determined, your yesterday's news." Mabel said smugly, crumpling up a newspaper and tossing it over her shoulder.

Toby Determined: "Boy, your knees must be sore from jumping to conclusions! I had nothing to do with that murder." Tobby said smugly, doing a little jig.

Dipper: "I knew it! Wait…What?" Dipper said confused looking at Mabel.

Mabel: "Huh? Could you repeat that?" Mabel asked just as confused.

Sheriff Blubs: "Then where were you the night of the break in?" Blubs asked seriously. Toby looked awkward at the question but showed them a surveillance tape.

Toby was opening the closet door for his office, and removing a carboard cut out of Shandra Jimenez, saying finally they could be alone. Everyone cringed as they watched him make out with carboard cut out.

Sheriff Blubs: "Time stamp confirms it. Toby, you're off the hook, you freak of nature." Blubs stated firmly, as Toby jumped for joy.

Dipper: "But…but it has to be him! Check the axe for fingerprints." Dipper said desperately clutching at straws.

Sheriff Blubs: "No prints at all." Blubs said dusting the axe for prints while Durland held the black light.

Dipper: "No prints?" Dipper asked clutching his head in confusion.

Deputy Durland: "Hey, I got a headline for ya: 'City kids waste everyone's time'." Durland said sarcastically waving his hands for dramatic effect, causing Mabel and Dipper to look embarrassed. "Those two cops are idiots," Jack said offended for Mabel. "At least Mabel and Dipper tried to do something," Stacy added glaring at the screen, well everyone murmured in agreement.

Toby Determined: "Boy, I would be pretty embarrassed if I were you two!" Toby said forgetting about the embarrassing tape that was still playing. The scene cut to parlor of the Mystery Shack, where Stan was having a memorial for Wax Stan. The scene opened with Stan standing next to Wax Stan's coffin. The wax figures in the audience with Mabel, Dipper and Soos sitting in the front row, with Mabel still holding the axe.

Stan: "Kids, Soos, lifeless wax figures thank you all for coming." Stan said crying as Soos blew into his handkerchief.

Stan: "Some people might say that it's wrong for a man to love a wax replica of himself." Stan said mournfully.

Soos: "They're wrong!" Soos exclaimed jumping up from his seat.

Stan: "Easy, Soos." Stan said holding his hands up in a stop motion.

Stan: "Wax Stan, I hope you pickin pockets in wax heaven. I am sorry I got glitter in my eye!" A weeping Stan said running out of the room. Closely followed by Soos.

Dipper: "Those cops were right about me." Dipper said looking sadly at the floor.

Mabel: "Dipper, we've come so far, we can't give up now!" Mabel said encouragingly. "Tell it like it is Mabel!" Stacy said.

Dipper: "But I considered everything the weapon the motive the clues." Dipper said, sadly walking to the coffin.

Dipper: "Huh. Wax Stan's shoe as a hole in it." Dipper said confused as he looked into the coffin.

Mabel: "All the wax guys have that. It's were the pole thing attaches to their stand dealies" Mabel explained. "I don't like were this is going." Shermie said anxiously.

Dipper: "Wait a minute! What as holes in its shoes and no fingerprints? Mabel the murders are…" Dipper said in shock.

Wax Sherlock Homes: "Are standing right behind you." Wax Sherlock Homes finished for Dipper. Causing everyone in the audience to gasp. "I don't believe it!" Mr Stark said in shock.

Dipper: "Wax Sherlock Homes! Wax Shakespeare! Wax Coolio?" Dipper exclaimed looking at the wax figures as they sprung to life one by one.

Wax Coolio: "What's up Homes?" Coolio asked, glaring at Dipper and Mabel.

Mabel: "Oh my, gosh, oh my, gosh!" Mabel said franticly as Wax Lizzie Borden grabbed the axe from her, causing Dipper to stand in front of Mabel.

Wax Sherlock Homes: "Congratulations, my armature sleuths. You've unburied the truth! And now we going to bury you!" Wax Sherlock Homes said pointing his magnify glass at them, as the was figures slowly surrounded them.

Wax Sherlock Homes: "Bravo, Dipper Pines! You discovered our little secret." Wax Sherlock Homes said slowly removing the head of wax Stan from his coat.

Wax Sherlock Homes: "Applaud, everyone! Applaud sarcastically!" Wax Sherlock Homes said turning to the wax figures holding out his pipe. "Why didn't you two run?" Diana asked.

Wax Sherlock Homes: "Uh, no, that sounds too sincere. Slow clap. There we go. Nice and condescending." Wax Sherlock Homes said satisfied that they had gotten it right.

Dipper: "But how is this possible? You're made of wax!" Dipper exclaimed looking at the wax figures in confusion.

Mabel: "Are you…magic?" Mabel asked in awe.

Wax Sherlock Homes: "Are we magic? She wants to know if were magic!" Wax Sherlock Homes said laughing sarcastically well the other wax figures glared.

Wax Sherlock Homes: "We're cursed! Cursed! Cursed!" Wax Sherlock Homes said slamming his fist on the coffin.

Wax Sherlock Homes: "Cursed to come to life whenever the moon is waxing." Wax Sherlock Homes said looking at his fallow wax figures. "That makes no sense." Mr Willson began, "Who would want to curse wax figures and bring them to life." But everyone just shrugged unable to answer.

Wax Sherlock Homes: "Your Uncle brought us many years ago at a garage sale."

Wax Coolio: "A haunted garage sale, son!" Wax Coolio said finishing for Wax Sherlock Homes. The scene cut to a flashback of Stan buying the wax figures.

*Flashback*

Stan was standing next to a short sweaty man, in front of an open garage. Showing the wax figures been sold for $20

Short man: "I must warn you, these statues come at a terrible price." The short man said wiping his brow anxiously.

Stan: "$20! I'll just take em when you're not looking." Stan said looking at the short sweaty man. Ford shook his head, "Only Stan," he thought ruefully.

Short Man: "What!"

Stan: "I said I was gonna rob ya." The scene cut to former Mystery Wax Museum

Wax Sherlock Homes: "And so the Mystery Shack Wax Collection was born. By day we would be the playthings of man." Wax Sherlock explained as the camera panned over visitors kicking the wax figures and taking pictures. Then it panned to the kitchen and Stan sleeping.

Wax Sherlock Homes: "But when your uncle was asleep, we would rule the night." The camera panning over the wax figures helping themselves to food, Larry King annoying Coolio. And then finally Sherlock Homes taking funny pictures with a sleeping Stan. Stan shuddered at the thought of them moving around his home while he slept.

Wax Sherlock Homes: "It was a charmed life for us cursed begins. That is until your uncle closed up shop." Wax Coolio said finishing for Wax Sherlock Homes.

The next scene showed Stan locking the wax figures in a room. And time slowly passing until Soos found the door. Then Stan watching Duck-tective and Wax Sherlock Homes standing behind him, holding an axe by his head. Then him dropping the axe in surprise as he realised, he beheaded Wax Stan.

Wax Sherlock Homes: "We've been wating ten years to get our revenge on Stan for locking us away. But we got the wrong guy." Wax Sherlock Homes said frustrated holding the head of Wax Stan.

*End of Flashback*

Dipper: "So you were trying to murder Grunkle Stan for real?" Dipper asked shocked. Stan rubbed is throat, grateful that he went to the john when he did. Most of all he was grateful to the nibblings for destroying the wax figures.

Mabel: "You were right all along, Dipper! Wax people are creepy!" Mabel added shocked. "I am never going to look at a Wax figure the same!" Alex exclaimed everyone nodding in agreement.

Wax Sherlock Homes: "Enough! Now that you know are secret you must die." Wax Sherlock Homes declared, turning his back to the fire, his eyes turning white. As the wax figures surrounding them, their eyes turning white, taking their weapons out. "No!" Stacy and Jack shouted together.

Mabel: "What do we do? What do we do?" She asked, as she and Dipper were forced back against the table.

Dipper: "I don't know!" Dipper exclaimed in fright, starting to throw random items. Mabel following suet. Until Dipper eventually picked up a hot pot of coffee, throwing it a Wax Genghis Khan and causing his face to melt.

Mabel: "That's it! We can melt them with hot melty things!" Mabel said looking at the now empty coffee pot in Dipper's hand. Dipper grinned as the two of them removed the candle from the table to use as weapons. The wax figures gasped backing away in fear. "Get them Mabel! Get them Dipper!" Everyone cheered.

Dipper: "Anyone move, and we'll melt you into candles!" Dipper said grinning waving the electric candle threateningly.

Mabel: "Decorative candles!" Mabel said narrowing her eyes.

Wax Sherlock Homes: "You really think you can defeat us?" Wax Sherlock Homes asked in disbelief. Arm held out to defend himself.

Mabel: "It's worth a shot, I guess." Mabel said shrugging looking at Dipper uncertainly.

Dipper: "I'm not really sure." Dipper said also uncertain.

Wax Sherlock Homes: "So, be it. Attack!" Wax Sherlock Homes shouted pointing his finger at Mabel and Dipper. Well, everyone in the audience held the breath in fear.

*Fight Scene*

Mabel was approached by Wax Robin Hood and Wax Lizzie Borden. Wax Lizzie Borden accidently cutting off Wax Robin Hood's head giving Mabel a chance to escape. Wax Shakespear tried to sneak up behind Mabel, who turned just in time to melt his arms off. But unfortunately for her, Wax Shakespeare ran away. One of his arms jumped up, trying to strangle her. Leaving Mabel to use the closet door to try and defend herself. The scene cut to Wax Larry King and Dipper.

Dipper: "Interview this, Larry King!" Dipper shouted cutting of Wax Larry King's head. "This looks a lot worse than I remember," Dipper whispered to Mable who nodded grimily.

Wax Larry King: "My neck! My beautiful neck!" The now decapitated Wax Larry King shouted running away. As Wax Groucho Marx grabbed the top of the electric candle Dipper was holding. Letting go has his hand began to melt. Giving Dipper the chance to cut him half.

Dipper: "Joke's on you Groucho!" Dipper said triumphantly as Wax Groucho Marx, top half his body separated from the bottom half.

Wax Groucho Marx: "I've heard about a cutting remark, but this is ridicules. Hey, why's there nothing in my hand?" Wax Groucho Marx, said moving his eyebrows up and down. Wax Genghis Khan charged at Dipper, but Dipper manged to get out of the way in time. Causing Wax Genghis Khan to end up in the fire place and melt.

Dipper: "Take that Genghis Khan, you fell harder than the…" Dipper paused for a moment to think before saying.

Dipper: "I don't know… Jin Dynasty? Yeah, all right." Dipper said before getting up from the floor. Everyone giggled at Dipper's compression. Meanwhile the scene cut to Mabel who was using Wax Coolio's head as a weapon against the other wax figures. To her surprise she knocked them unconscious.

Mabel: "Dipper, watch out!" Mabel cried out in fear. As Wax Sherlock Homes snuck up behind, placing the head of Wax Stan on a Rhino horn.

Wax Sherlock Homes: "All right, let's get this taken care of." Wax Sherlock Homes said formally. And using a sword he had taken from the wall, he then proceeded to knock the candle out of Dipper's hand.

Mabel: "Catch!" Mabel shouted to Dipper, throwing him a hot poker.

Dipper blocked the sword with the poker, slowly backing out the room as poker and sword clashed. Dipper slowly walked backwards up the stairs to the attic. His back against the wall.

Wax Sherlock Homes: "Once your family is out of the way, we will rule the night again!" Wax Sherlock Homes declared raising his sword, getting ready to cut Dipper in half.

Dipper: "Don't count on it!" Dipper said, ducking and rolling out of the way intime. Running to window he manged to climb out, followed by Wax Sherlock Homes. Both of them now standing on top of the Mystery Shack sign. Swords clashing once again. "Where did you learn to fight like that?" Mr Watson asked, but Mabel grinned, "Trade secret," she said causing Ford and Stan to laugh. Everyone gasped as the 'S' fell off, everyone thinking that could have been Dipper. "I always wondered what happened." Stan thought starching his chin.

Wax Sherlock Homes: "You really think you can outwit me, boy? I'm Sherlock bleeding Homes!" Wax Sherlock Homes asked snidely. Has Dipper manged to climb on top of the 'Mystery sign.' "Boo! No one cares!" Stacy shouted at Wax Sherlock Homes.

Wax Sherlock Homes: "Have you seen my magnifying glass? It's enormous!" Wax Sherlock Homes said waving his magnifying glass. Dipper in the meantime manged to climb over the sign, almost sliding off the roof, but stop himself just him time. Dipper manged to catch his breath from behind the chimney he was hiding, looking around the corner to see where Wax Sherlock Homes was. When all of a sudden Wax Sherlock Homes came out of nowhere, kicking Dipper in the chest. Everyone screamed in fear as they saw Wax Sherlock Homes raise his sword once more.

Wax Sherlock Homes: "Any last words?" Wax Sherlock Homes asked feeling confident that he had won.

Dipper: "You got any sunscreen?" Dipper asked glancing to his side.

Wax Sherlock Homes: "Got any what?" Wax Sherlock Homes asked confused, before realising the truth. Wax Sherlock Homes dropped the sword has he began to melt, turning to look at the sun rise. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, as they watched Sherlock melt. "Well done, son. Out thinking your opponent." Ford said congratulating Dipper with a smile. "Thanks, Grunkle Ford," Dipper said returning his smile.

Wax Sherlock Homes: "No!" Wax Sherlock Homes said not believing what happened as he slowly melted.

Dipper: "You know, letting me lead you outside. Properly not your sharpest decision." Dipper said mocking Wax Sherlock Homes by tapping the side of his head.

Wax Sherlock Homes: "Outsmarted by a child in short pants!" Wax Sherlock Homes cried out in anguish, as he melted into a puddle, slowly sliding off the roof. His melted head on top of a puddle of wax.

Dipper: "Case closed." Dipper said smiling smuggle, dusting his hands together before sneezing.

Wax Sherlock Homes: "You sneeze like a kitten. Those policemen were right you are adorable." Wax Sherlock Homes saying last words.

Dipper: "Ewe!" Dipper said grossed out as what was left of Wax Sherlock Homes landed on the ground. "It took Soos days to clean that." Stan said moving uncomfortably in his seat. The next scene was Mabel throwing the bodies of wax figures in the fire as Wax Shakespeare's head spoke to her.

*End of fight Scene*

Wax Shakespeare: "Though our group been cleft in twain. Man of wax shall rise again." Wax Shakespeare's head rhymed as Mabel smiled at him.

Mabel: "You know any limericks?" Mabel asked, holding Wax Shakespeare's head.

Wax Shakespeare: "There once was a dude from Kentucky…" Wax Shakespeare's head began, but was cut off has Mabel tossed his head in the fire. Mabel turned around to see Dipper walking in the room.

Mabel: "Dipper! You're okay! You solved the mystery after all." Mabel said joyfully, as Dipper stood on the chair to get Wax Stan's head.

Dipper: "I couldn't have done it without my sidekick." Dipper said happily getting down from the chair.

Mabel: "No offense Dipper, but you're the sidekick." Mabel said in an apologetic tone looking awkwardly at Dipper.

Dipper: "What? Says who? Are people saying that? Have you heard that?" Dipper babbled. As Stan strolled casually into the parlour. "You asked for that!" Arther said.

Stan: "Hot Belgium waffles! What happened to my parlour?" Stan said shouting in shock, as Mabel and Dipper stood awkwardly in front of him.

Mabel: "Your wax figures turned out to be evil, so we fought them to the death!" Mabel happily explained.

Dipper: "I decapitated Larry King." Dipper added, to a now frowning Stan.

Stan: "You kids and your imaginations." Stan said throwing his hands in the air chuckling.

Dipper: "On the bright side, though, look what we found." Dipper said tossing Stan, Wax Stan's head.

Stan: "My head! I missed this guy!" Stan said the joy evident on his face. Looking down at Wax Stan's head.

Stan: "You done good, kids! Line up for some affection noogying." Stan said walking towards a hesitant looking Dipper and Mabel.

Dipper: "I'm not so sure about that. Is there any other alternative?" Dipper asked putting his hands up in front of him, trying to stop Stan. Meanwhile Stan had gone behind the twins and was giving them each a noogy, causing them to laugh. Just then a police cruise stopped outside the broken window.

Sheriff Blubs: "Solve the case yet, boy? I am so confident you're going to say no that I'm going to take a long, slow sip from my coffee." Blubs said arrogantly.

Dipper: "Actually, the answer is yes!" Dipper said confidently showing Blubs and Durland Wax Stan's head. "That's what you get for been lazy and incompetent." Mrs Jones said shacking her head. The all laughed as Blubs chocked on his coffee and sprayed it all over Durland, who screamed in pain. The coffee had some how ended up Durland's mouth who sprayed it at Blubs. This cycle continued before they drove away, crashing into a tree. The Pines family just stood there, laughing at the miss fortune of the police.

Stan: "The got scalded!" Stan said laughing as he pointed a finger at them.

Dipper: "So, did you get rid of all the wax figures?" Dipper asked, turning to Mabel.

Mabel: "I am 99% sure I did." Mabel said smiling.

Dipper: "Good enough for me." Dipper said, as the camera panned to Wax Larry King's head in the vent, watching them.

Wax Larry King: "So, you're a rat. Tell me about that." Larry said has he noticed a rat sitting next to him for the first time.

Wax Larry King: "Hey, get back here! I'm hopping. Hopping after a rat that stole my ear!" Larry said, chasing after the rat that had ripped his ear off and was running away with it. The scene cut to Mabel standing in front of a mirror, deciding what sweater to wear.

Mabel: "Hey, Dipper what do think is better sequins or llama hair?" Mabel asked switching between the two. Unnoticed by Mable, Wax Larry King had appeared in the vent next to her.

Wax Larry King: "The llama hair. Llamas are natures greatest warriors." Wax Larry King answered her question before hoping away.

Mabel: "Thanks, Dipper." Mabel said, causing a confused Dipper to look up from wear he was reading. A curtain closed over the theatre screen as it went black.

"Is he still living in your vents?" Mr Stark asked. "No." Dipper responded the gnomes took him. Just then doors opened to the side of theatre. "Tomorrow we will continue were we left off." Swart Ster began. Each of you as been assigned your own en-suite bathroom." "I wish you all a pleasant sleep. With that everyone marched, yawning to their rooms.