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· Stanley Pines (Stan) – Mabel and Dipper's Great Uncle. Ford's twin and youngest Pines Brother

· Stanford Pines (Ford) - Mabel and Dipper's Great Uncle. Stan's twin and second oldest Pines Brother

· Mason Pines (Dipper) – Ford and Stan's great nephew. Mabel's twin

· Mabel Pines - Ford and Stan's great niece. Dipper's twin. And Jack Bartton's girlfriend.

· Manly Dan - Wendys father.

· Wendy Corduroy - Manly Dan's daughter and Dipper's former crush.

· Sharman Pines (Shermie) – Dipper and Mabel's grandfather. Sharman is Stan and Ford's big brother.

· Alex & Lisa Pines – Dipper and Mabel's absent parents. Alex is Sharman's son and Ford and Stan's nephew

· Stacy Jones – Mabel and Dipper's best friend at school. As a crush on Dipper

· Mr & Mrs Jones – Stacy's parents. Mr Jones is a reporter for the Piedmont local newspaper. Mrs Jones is a Private Investigator.

· Arthur Stark – Mabel and Dipper's other best friend from school

· Mr & Mrs Stark – Arther's parents. Mr Stark owns a business well Mrs Stark is an English teacher at Dipper and Mabel's school

· Diana Brunner - Popular at school and bullies the twins

· Jack Bartton – Popular at school and Mabel's new boyfriend

· Mr Wilson – In charge of the Robotics club and Dippers favourite teacher

· Mrs Aurora Kent – Arts and crafts teacher and Mabels favourite teacher

The Hand That Rocks the Mabel

Dipper was walking in the forest with Mabel, laughing and joking, when out of nowhere her eyes glowed yellow and her head snapped. Dipper watched in horror as the life left her eyes drained and blood slowly began to seep from her mouth. He backed against a Pine tree in shock. "No! No!" Dipper said crying you can't be dead. "And why not Pine Tree?" The taunting voice of Bill Cipher said mocking him. "I saw you die!" Dipper said wiping away angary tears. "Did I?" Bill Cipher asked laughing menacingly as he snaped his fingers causing Stan and Ford to appear in front him. "Help us!" Ford cried, Dipper ran forward as Bill snapped his fingers again, causing them to die and blood to seep from their eyes!

"No!" Dipper cried shooting up from his bed, wiping the sweat from his forehead. He slowly turned to see if Mabel was asleep and sighed in relief. Getting up he went to the kitchen to get some milk to drink and then made his way to the movie theatre to his surprise he found Wendey deep in thought. "Are you ok Wendy?" Dipper asked hesitantly causing her to wipe her head up fast and look at him. "Did you also have a nightmare?" Dipper asked, "You can say that," Wendy said tentatively indicating for Dipper to come and sit next to her.

Wendy was sitting in the move theatre having woken from a nightmare. She had dreamt that Bill Cipher was torturing her family and friends, every time she moved forward to save them, she would find herself sinking into quicksand. She looked up sharply when she heard Dipper ask hesitantly, "Are you ok Wendy?" "Did you also have a nightmare?" Dipper asked, "You can say that," Wendy said tentatively indicating for Dipper to come and sit next to her. "I take your not here because you're an early riser, did you also have nightmare?" Wendy asked once Dipper had taken a seat next to her. Dipper sighed nodding his head sadly. "Do you want to talk about it?" Wendy asked gently, "No. I just want to sit here with you."

After saying good morning to her boyfriend Jack, Mabel went looking for Dipper. She was worried when he wasn't in the room when she woke up. "Dipper!" Mabel called from across the dining room, "Are you ok?" she asked as he stopped talking to Wendy and looked at her. "Oh, hay." Dipper said giving Mabel a tired smile as he walked towards Mabel. Hugging Dipper, Mabel asked quietly, "Was it another nightmare?" "Yes, but nothing to worry about. I don't even remember it," Dipper lied trying not to worry his twin. "We here for you if you need to talk," Mabel said giving his arm a reassuring squeeze. "I haven't forgotten, the same applies to you. Now why don't you go spend breakfast with Jack, I am sure you got a lot to talk about." Mabel grinned at Dipper, "You should go and talk to Stacy, she as had a crush on you forever." Leaving a stunned Dipper, Mabel went and sat next to Jack. Once breakfast had been cleared away, Swart Ster spoke, "You may now proceed to the movie theatre, so we can begin the next show.

The scene opened with Stan entertaining a tour group, he shook a money bag in front of them that had a question mark printed on it as they stood outside the Mystery Shack.

Stan: "For tonight's final illusion, we have the incredible sack of mystery. When you put your money in, it mysteriously disappears!" Stan said in a spooky voice.

Tour group: "Wow! What a nice man! That was totally worth the drive!" The group said happily as Stan watched eagerly as they put money in the bag. The scene then cut to Mabel, Dipper and Soos. They were sitting in the lounge watching tv. Soos and Mabel were seated on the armrest and Dipper on the carpet. "Some people are so gullible!" Mr Stark said shaking his head in amusement, well Stan just smirked in agreement.

Voice on TV: "The tiger was badly injured in the explosion but we repaired him…with a fist!" The TV voice said, as the tiger displayed on the screen was shown having a human arm attached to its body, the hand of the arm curled in a fist.

Mabel, Dipper & Soos: "That tiger is a hero!" The three of them cheered as the show cut to adverts.

Soos: "Hey, look it's the commercial I was telling you guys about." Soos said suddenly pointing at the screen, a pair of hands was seen setting some dove free and the screen cut to mountain scenery.

Voice Actor: "Are you completely miserable?" A mysteries voice asked.

Actor: "Yes!" The actor said from his bed pretending to cry.

Voice Actor: "Then you need to meet Gidion!" The mysteries voice narrated, as a silhouette of Gidion appeared on the screen.

Dipper: "Gidion?" Dipper asked confused.

Mabel: "What's so special about Gidion?" Mabel asked just as confused as her brother.

Voice Actor: "He's a psychic." The mysteries voice narrated, getting their full attention.

Mabel: "A-roo?" Mabel said tilting her head to the side.

Voice Actor: "So, don't waste your time with other so-called men of mystery." The mysteries voice narrated, as an unflattering image of Stan appeared on the screen. Stan was coming out of the outhouse, wearing his undershirt and boxers and toilet paper stuck to one of his slippers. "I am going to get you for that Gidion!" Stan said shacking his fist angrily at the screen. As fraud was stamped over the image.

Voice Actor: "Learn about tomorrow tonight at Gidion's tent of telepathy!" Everyone looked at the Pines twins as the four of them shuddered when they saw the pentagram with the eye in the middle. The four of them had been reminded unpleasantly of Bill.

Voice Actor: "Void where prohibited, no C.O. Ds accepted, Caral, I love you, but never had the guts to say it." The mysteries voice narrated the T&Cs as it sped across the screen.

Mabel: "Wow! I am getting all curious-y inside." Mabel said with enthusiasm

Stan: "Well don't get too curious-y." Stan said marching into the room, he had clearly just finished a tour of the Mystery Shack.

Stan: "Ever since that monster Gideon rolled into town, I've had nothing but trouble." Stan said lifting the eyepatch off his glasses, and putting his jacket on the coat rack.

The scene cut to Stan in the Stan Mobile looking for parking. His face lit up when he found one and out of nowhere, Gideon's bus rolled in taking the space before Stan had a chance to reverse in.

Stan: "Gideon!" Stan said clenching is fists in anger. The scene cut back to Mabel, Dipper and Soos.

Mabel: "Is he really psychic?" Mabel asked eagerly jumping off the armrest looking at Stan with anticipation.

Dipper: "I think we should go and find out!" Dipper exclaimed while looking at Soos.

Stan: "Never You're forbidden from patronizing the competition! No one that lives under this roof is allowed under that Gideon's roof." Stan said shacking his fist in anger. Dipper and Mabel exchanged unhappy looks, both of them wishing they had listened to their Grunkle. "I am sorry, we didn't listen to you Grunkle Stan," Mabel whispered as they watched the scene unfold on screen. "It's ok pumpkin," Stan said smiling in understanding. He would have done the same thing if he had been in their shoes.

Dipper: "Do tents have roofs?" Dipper asked uncertainly, looking at Mabel.

Mabel: "I think we found our loophole. Literally." Mabel said grinning showing Dipper the noose she had just made. The scene cut back to the TV.

Voice Actor: "So, come down soon, folks. Gidion is expecting you."

*Cut to theme song*

The scene opened with a crowed approaching The Tent of Telepathy. Buddy Gleeful (Bud) was standing outside the tent holding a bag with a pentagram with the eye in the middle.

Bud: "Step right up there, folks! Put your money in Gidion's physic sack!" Bud said smirking as he watched the gullible crowed put money in.

Gullible Crowd: "Oh, sure! That makes perfect sense!" They said walking past Bud, into the tent. The scene then cut to inside the tent. Dipper, Mabel and Soos where seated next to each other and Soos was eating a pie.

Dipper: "Whoa, this like some bizzarro version of the Mystery Shack. They even have their own Soos!" Dipper said in awe, pointing at handyman with the nametag, 'Deuce,' causing Soos to glare at him. "That man is an imposter!" Arther shouted. "They clearly coping the Mystery Shack! Stacy said indigently. "What a bunch of frauds!" Jack said nodding in agreement.

Mabel: "Its starting! Its Starting!" Mabel said bouncing up and down in her seat.

Dipper: "Let's see what this monster looks like." Dipper said in an unimpressed voice, crossing his arms across his chest frowning. They all watch eagerly as silhouette of Gidion appeared in the curtain. The curtain opened to revel what appeared to be a toddler wearing a cape. "WTF!" Diana explained in an unimpressed voice, "Is that all!' "He looks like a toddler," Lisa said in an uncertain tone. "An evil toddler!" Stan muttered, as The Gravity Falls residence that were there all nodded in agreement. "Well, looks can be deceiving." Mrs Jones said thoughtfully.

Gidion: "Hello, America! My name is Li'l Gideon!" Gideon said in a warm voice. Clapping his hands, he caused doves to fly from oversized hairdo. The audience clapped and cheered.

Dipper: "That's Stan's mortal enemy?" Dipper said in disbelief. "He doesn't look like much of a threat," Mr Jones said in disbelief. "Don't let his innocent looks fool you," Wendy said darkly as Mabel and Dipper nodded in agreement.

Mabel: "But he's so…'widdle'." Mabel said cooing.

Gidion: "Ladies and gentleman, it's such a gift to have you here tonight! Such a gift! I have vision, I predict you will soon say 'aw'!" Gidion said giving them his cutest expression. "That pendent around his neck," Ford muttered to himself, "Where did he get it?" "What's so special about his bowtie?" Shermie asked confused. "That's no ordinary bowtie," Ford answered uneasily, "That's The mystic amulet, it grants the user telekinetic abilities." A few people who overheard the conversation also looked uneasy at this.

Audience: "Aw!"

Mabel: "It came true!" Mabel said in awe.

Dipper: "What? I am not impressed!" Dipper said giving Gidion in unimpressed look.

Mabel: "Your impressed!" Mabel said in an amused voice, clearly not believing Dipper. "If he's impressed then I am Harry Oppenheimer!" Arther said sarcastically.

Gidion: "Hit it dad!" Gidion instructed Bud, who then proceeded to play an organ. Gidion removed his cape, tossing it in crowd and began singing.

Gidion: Oh, I can see what others can't see it ain't some sideshow trick, it's innate ability where others are blind, I am future-ly inclined. And you too could see if you was 'widdle' ol' me.

Gidion: "Come on, everybody, rise up! I want y'all to keep it going! Gidion said smiling, as everyone stood up.

Dipper: "How did he…" Dipper asked confused to why he was suddenly standing.

Gidion: "Keep it going! Gidion encouraged moving his finger in a circular motion, as the crowed began to clap along.

Gidion: You wish your son would call you more. Gidion sang winking at a cat lady, who sat there surrounded by her many cats.

Cat Lady: "I am leaving everything to my cats! The cat lady said waving her fist in anger at the thought of her son.

Gidion: I sense that you been here before. Gidion sang waving his arms in the air.

Sheriff Blubs: "What gave it away?" Sheriff Blubs asked clearly impressed, forgetting his arms was full Gidion merchandise.

Dipper: "Come on." Dipper said rolling his eyes in disbelief. "It's pretty obvious!" Mrs Jones said, facepalming. Gidion then walked over to where they were sitting.

Gidion: I will read your mind if I am able, something tells me your name is Mabel. Gidion sang, winking in Mabel's direction.

Mabel: "How did he do that?" Mabel asked in awe, as she moved her box of popcorn, it was reviled that she was wearing a sweater with her name on. This caused everyone to laugh and Mabel to blush. They all watched as Gidion made his way back to the stage.

Gidion: So, welcome all ye, to the tent of telepathy. And thanks for visiting widdle ol me. Gidion sang, his song coming to an end. As fireworks shot up from the stage and neon sign with his name on was lowered.

Gidion: "Oh, my goodness." Gidion said, panting clearly out of breath. As everyone except Dipper, clapped and cheered.

Gidion: "Thank you! You people are the real miracles!" Gidion said, taking a sip of water before putting his arms up in a stop motion.

Mabel: "Whoo, yeah!" Mabel cheered as the scene cut to outside the tent and everyone heading to their cars.

Dipper: "Man, that kid's a bigger fraud then Stan! No wonder our uncle's jealous." Dipper said with amusement. "Me jealous of that runt!" Stan said pretending to be outraged, before pulling Dipper in for affectionate noogy. This caused Dipper to laugh, "I take it back!" Dipper said squirming away from his Grunkle. "You better!" Stan said, his own voice filled with laughter.

Mabel: "Oh, come on, his dance moves were adorable. And did you see his hair? It was like whoosh!" Mabel said trying to convince an amused Dipper. "The only thing he had going for him was his dance moves." Aurora Kent said, looking in Mabels direction.

Dipper: "Your too easily impressed." Dipper said clearly amused at Mabel's attempt to convince him otherwise.

Mabel: "Yeah, yeah!" Mabel said poking him. As they both walked away laughing. Everyone looked creeped out, as they saw Gidion had been spying on the young Pines twins. The scene cut to inside the Mystery Shack, Dipper was sitting at the table drinking water and Mabel was approaching him with a bedazzled face.

Mabel: "Check it out, Dipper! I successfully bedazzled my face!" Mabel said happily showing him her bedazzler gun. As Dipper slowly put down his glass of water.

Mabel: "Blink! Ow." Mabel said wincing as some gems came off her face.

Dipper: "Is that permanent?" Dipper asked uncertainty.

Mabel: "I am unappreciated in my time." Mabel said flatly looking at Dipper though narrowed eyes. "You ahead of your time!" Aurora exclaimed. "Thanks Mrs Kent!" Mabel said beaming at her art teacher. On screen Mabel whipped around as the doorbell rang, causing more of the gems to fly off her face.

Stan: "Someone answer that door." Stan shouted from somewhere in the house.

Mabel: "I will get it!" Mabel said excited as she wiped her bedazzled face off, getting rid of the final gems. Mabel opened the door to reveal Gidion standing at the door.

Gidion: "Howdy!" Gidion said giving Mabel a friendly smile.

Mabel: "It's 'widdle' ol' you!" Mabel said enthusiastically.

Gidion: "Yeah, my song is quite catchy." Gidion said chuckling awkwardly.

Gidion: "I know we haven't formally met, but after yesterday's performance, I just couldn't get your laugh out of my head!" Gidion said smiling happily as explained his reason for the begin there.

Mabel: "You mean this one?" Mabel asked laughing, as Jack glared at the screen.

Gidion: "Oh, what a delight! When I saw you in the audience, I said to myself, now there's a kindred spirit, someone who appreciates the sparkling things in life." Gidion said grinning coyly.

Mabel: "That's' totally me!" Mabel laughed before coughing up some gems she had swallowed. And accidently bedazzling Gideon's jacket.

Gidion: "Enchanting. Utterly enchanting." Gidion said in awe looking at his now bedazzled jacket.

Stan: "Who's at the door?" Stan shouted again.

Mabel: "No, one Grunkle Stan!" Mabel shouted back. Mabel looked down at her feet wishing she had told the truth. Then she shot out of her seat saying she needed to use the bathroom. Everyone looked confused before, Dipper got up. "This episode just brings some bad memories for Mabel," Dipper said rubbing the back of his neck. "I will go and talk to her," Wendy said jumping up going after Mabel followed by Stacy.

Wendy and Stacy found Mabel seated on the floor of the bathroom crying silently to herself. "Are you ok, Mabel?" Stacy asked as she and Wendy sat on either side of Mabel. Mabel wiped his eyes against her sweater before saying, "I wish I could back and change that one event! If I only told Grunkle Stan who was at the door! Mabel explained slamming her fists on her knees. Wendy put a comforting arm around Mabel before saying, "Hey, it's not your fault, you didn't know that Gidion was a scumbag." "But you wouldn't have fallen for his tricks," Mabel said giving an audible sniff. "I wouldn't say that, Robbie tried to brainwash me." Wendy said giving Mabel a hug. "Plus, I almost got Dipper killed," Mabel said now having retreated to 'sweater town', "but you didn't and that all that matters." Stacy said in a gentle voice. "I don't know about you, but I ready to heed back, and Dipper is properly worried." Stacy said standing up extending her hand to help Mabel up, "but let's wash your face first," Wendy said grinning at Mabel. Mabel, Wendy and Stacy walked in as the scene cut to Mabel and Dipper playing a tv console game. Everyone looked at Mabel, but said nothing. Dipper gave Mabel a quick hug. Before they returned to watching.

Dipper sat down, shooting worried glances over his shoulder has he saw Wendy and Stacy run after Mabel. "I am sure she will be ok," Stan said giving Dipper a reassuring smile. Dipper smiled back uncertainly but turned back to the screen.

Gidion: "I appreciate your discretion. Stan is no fan of mine. I don't know how a lemon so sour could be related to a peach so sweet." Gidion said giving Mabel a wining smile. "I will show you sour," Stan said waving his fist at the screen.

Mabel: "Gidon!" Mabel chuckled flattered by Gidion's complements.

Gidon: "What do you say we step away from here and chat a bit more? Perhaps in my dressing room?" Gidon suggested.

Mabel: "Oh, makeovers!" Mabel said eagerly. The scene cut to Mabel and Gidion entering Gidion's dressing room.

Gidion: "Do you see something you like? Cause I do." Gidion said giving Mabel a sly smile. "The nerve of that young man!" Alex said looking at the screen indigently.

Mabel: "What?" Mabel said Gideon's comment going over her head. Lisa shook her head sadly, thinking that she needed to spend more time with Mabel to avoid situations like this. The scene cut to Gidion waving goodbye to Mabel out the shack, before cutting to Dipper sitting comfortably on sofa reading journal 3.

Mabel: "Hey Dipper, what's going on?" Mabel greeted Dipper. Wriggling her long fingernails in front of his face. Causing Dipper's eyes to widen in shock.

Dipper: "Whoa, where have you been?" Dipper asked swatting her hand out of the way, annoyed that he had been disturbed. Sitting up straight.

Dipper: "And what's going with those fingernails? You look like a wolverine!" Dipper asked pointing at her fingernails in disgust.

Mabel: "I know, right! I was hanging out with my new pal, Gidion! He's one dapper little man!" Mabel said enthusiastically pretending to roar, before admiring her fingernails.

Dipper: "Mabel, I don't trust anyone whose hair is bigger than their head." Dipper said trying to talk some sense into Mabel.

Mabel: "Oh, leave him alone! You never want to do girly things with me. You and Soos get to do boy stuff all the time." Mabel said defensively her hands on her hips. Well Dipper looked taken aback.

Dipper: "What do you mean?" Dipper asked trying to avoid the long fingernail pointed dangerously at his eye. As Soos walked in carrying a packet of hotdogs.

Soos: "Hey, dude, you ready to blow up these hotdogs in the microwave, one by one?" Soos asked eagerly. "I wondered what happened to those hotdogs that I shoplifted…I mean brought," Stan said as Ford elbowed him. "What do you mean shoplifted?" Mrs Jones asked suspiciously. "He's just joking, Mrs Jones," Dipper said chuckling weakly rubbing the back of his neck.

Dipper: "I'm in!" Dipper asked eagerly jumping up from his seat and running after Soos, as Mabel watched them leave the room.

Dipper: "One at a time! One at time!" Dipper chanted from the kitchen as both Soos and Dipper laughed at the sound of exploding hotdogs. The scene cut to Gidion and Mabel sitting on top of a factory.

Mabel: "Whoa, the view from your family factory is nuts! Good thing we both brought our…" Mabel said turning from the view to look at Gidion.

Mabel and Gidion: "Opera glasses!" They both said together holding up their opera glasses, looking at each other through them before laughing.

Gidion: "Mabel, when I'm up here, looking down all them little ol' people, I feel like I'm king of all I survey." Gidion said with a sinister expression on his face. Causing everyone to shift uneasily in their seats.

Gidion: "I guess that makes you, my queen." Mabel said turning from the view to look at Gidion.

Mabel: "What? You are been so nice to me now. Quit it!" Mabel said giving Gidion an uneasy look.

Gidion: "I can't quit it. I am speaking from the heart." Gidion said giving Mabel a sincere look.

Mabel: "From the where now?" Mabel asked confused

Gidion: "Mabel, I've never felt this close to anyone. So, so close." Gidion said reaching out to stroke her hair. Both Ford and Stan were thinking the same thing if they ever get their hands on that little punk.

Mabel: "Look, Gidion, I like you a lot, but let's just be friends." Mabel said gently pushing away Gidion's hand from her hair.

Gidion: "At least give me a chance. Mabel, will you do me the honour of going on a date with me?" Gidion said touching his heart and looking hopefully at Mabel.

Mabel: "A play date? A shopping date?" Mabel asked hopefully but Gidion shook his head no.

Gidion: "It will just be one little ol' date. I swear on my luck bola tie." Gidion said touching the bowtie and giving Mabel puppy dog eyes.

Mabel: "Okay then…I guess." Mabel said unhappily.

Gidion: "Mabel Pines, you have made me the happiest boy in the world!" Gidion exclaimed giving Mabel a hug.

Mabel: "Are you sniffing my hair?" Mabel asked clearly annoyed

Gidion: "At least give me a chance. Mabel, will you do me the honour of going on a date with me?" Gidion said touching his heart and looking hopefully at Mabel. Mabel, Wendy and Stacy walked in as the scene cut to Mabel and Dipper playing a tv console game. Everyone looked at Mabel, but said nothing. Dipper gave Mabel a quick hug. Before they returned to watching.

Mabel: "It's not a date, date. It's just, you know, I didn't want to hurt his feelings, I would throw him a bone." Mabel said trying to convince Dipper.

Dipper: "Mabel, guys don't work that way. He's gonna fall in love with you." Dipper said smirking at Mabel.

Mabel: "Yeah, right, I'm not that loveable. Kaboom!" Mabel said, as Dipper concentrated on the game then sagging in defeat as Mabel won the game they were playing.

Dipper: "Okay, we agree on something here." Dipper said, clearly upset that he had lost. "Nice one pumpkin," Stan said high fiving Mabel. "Don't forget I beat you last time we played," Dipper said sticking his tongue out at his Grunkle. The scene cut to Mabel answering the door and Gidion sitting there on top of a horse, as Mabel quickly backed away from the door. "Talk about over kill," Diana said rolling her eyes at the screen.

Gidion: "A night of enchantment awaits, milady!" Gidon said smiling, holding out his hand to Mabel. The scene the cut to them at a seafood restaurant.

Mabel: "I can't believe they let us bring a horse in here." Mabel said in disbelief, as the two of them were seated at a private booth.

Gidion: "Well, people have a hard time saying no to me." Gidion said smoothly, putting his hands behind head and his feet on the table as the Maitre d approached the table.

Jean-Luc: "Ah, Mr Gidion! The feet on the table! An excellent choice!" The Maitre d said smoothly speaking to Gidion with a French accent, as he pored Gidion a glass of water.

Gidion: "Jean-Luc, what did we say about eye contact?" Gidion asked the Maitre d, in false friendly tone.

Jean-Luc: "Yes, yes, very good!" the Maitre d said quickly looking away from Gidion. "What a rude, spoiled child!" Mr Wilson said glairing at the screen, "I am glad that he is no child of mine!"

Mabel: "I have never seen so many forks! And water with bubbles in it! Oh, la, la. Oui Oui." Mabel said in awe.

Mabel: "I have no idea what you said." Mabel said confused as Gidon said something in French. "He properly doesn't even know what he is saying!" Jack said glaring at the screen. The scene cut to The Mystery Shack; it showed the staff loitering as Stan walked into the gift shop holding a newspaper article.

Stan: "Hey! Hey! What the Jekyll is Mabel doing in the paper with that greasy pickpocket Gidion!" Stan said pointing at the news article furiously. Ford nodding in silent agreement with the Stan on screen.

Wendy: "Oh, yeah, it's, a big deal." Wendy said looking for something on her phone.

Wendy: "Everybody is talking about Gidion and Mabel's big date tonight." Wendy said showing Stan something on her phone.

Stan: "What! That little shyster is dating my great-niece!" Stan said in shock glaring at the newspaper.

Soos: "I wonder what the new name for the power couple will be?" Soos asked thoughtfully as he looked up from the magazine he was reading. Stan crunched the newspaper up and threw it on the floor before marching out the room.

Dipper: "I didn't know! I didn't hear about it! I told her not to go!" Dipper shouted after Stan.

Stan: "Yeah, well it ends tonight. I am going right to that little skunk's house. This is going to stop now!" Stan stated marching into the gift shop fully dressed and out of the door. "Well said Stan!" Shermie said patting Stan on the back. "Good job looking after our daughter!" Alex and Lisa said nodding in approval. Meanwhile, Dipper and Mabel exchange sly looks as Stan sunk into his seat.

Soos: "Dude, wouldn't it be funny if that was a closet and he had to come back out and walk out the real door?" Soos asked looking at Wendy and Dipper who returned his look, both looking nonplussed.

Soos: "Nope, real door." Soos said opening and closing the gift shop door, the disappointment evident in his voice. The scene cut to Stan coming to a screeching halt outside Gideon's house. Stan marched up to front door and started banging.

Stan: "Gidion, you little punk! Open up!" Stan said banging on the door furiously. "Talk about a man on a mission!" Mr Stark said giving Stan an impressed look. And Mr Jones nodded in agreement.

Stan: "I will pardon nothing!" Stan shouted ripping the sign off the door, when it was suddenly opened by Bud, who glared at him.

Bud: "Why, Stanford Pines! What a delight" Bud said in a delighted voice, causing Stan to frown.

Stan: "Out of the way Bud. I am looking for Gidion." Stan said shoving a surprised Bud out of the way, so he could peer into the house. "You tell him, Mr Pines!" Wendy said cheering.

Bud: "Well, I haven't seen the boy, but since you're here, you must simply come in for coffee!" Bud said pushing a confused Stan through the door.

Stan: "But, I came…" Stan began, stammering in protest, but was interrupted by Bud.

Bud: "It's imported! All the way from Columbia." Bud smiled at Stan, while everyone groaned in frustration, as they watched Bud guide Stan to the lounge.

Stan: "Wow! I went to jail there once!" Stan said impressed, "Why were you in jail?" Aruther asked with interest. But Stan just muttered something under his breath.

Stan: "Some digs you got here." Stan whistled impressed, as Bud stood behind him looking smug.

Stan: "Oh, this is beautiful." Stan said admiring the Sad Clown Painting.

Bud: "Now, I hear your niece and my Gidion…well the singing in harmony lately. So, to speak." Bud said, chuckling as carried two cups of coffee, putting one in front of Stan. As Stan relaxed on the sofa.

Stan: "Yeah! And I'm against it!" Stan said sitting up straight and slamming his fist on his knee. Before pushing a pillow off the sofa.

Bud: "No! No! I see it as a fantastic business opportunity! Yes, the Mystery Shack and the Tent Telepathy." Bud protested.

Bud: "We've been at each other's throats for far too long…let me get. At each other's throats for far too long, yes, we have!" Bud said as he hastily pulled a picture of Stan off a dartboard. "They don't seem to be fans of yours," Jack said grimacing at the photo of Stan on the dartboard.

Bud: "This our big chance to brush aside our rivalry and pool our collective profits." Bud said, his arm around Stan's shoulder as they walked past the dartboard. When a cash register sound was heard and cash register appeared next to Stan out of nowhere. "You were willing to sell your great niece out for profit?" Mr Stark said disgusted, "even I wouldn't do that." Stanely just shrugged and went back to look at the screen.

Stan: "I'm listing." Stan said with a greedy look on his face. The scene cut back to Gidion and Mabel at the restaurant.

Gidion: "So, I said autograph you're your own head, short lady!" Gidion explained laughing at his own joke. Mabel gasped as she poked her fork at her live lobster.

Gidion: "Mabel, tonight's date was a success! And tomorrow's date promises to top this one in every way!" Gidion explained with the utmost confidence.

Mabel: "Whoa, whoa! You just said one date! And that was it!" Mabel said frowning at Gidion from across the table.

Gidion: "Hark! What a surprise! A Redbreast South American Makwa" Gidion said in fake surprise as the Makwa landed on his extend arm. As Mabel grabbed the lobster and tried to hide under the table. "That bird is twice his size!" Diana said.

South American Makwa: "Mabel will you accompany Gidion to the ballroom dance this Thursday?" The parrot recited, as Gidion shook it. It then coughed up an envelope before flying away. "That's animal abuse!" Stacy said glaring at the screen, crossing arms across her chest. "He is not a nice person!" Jack said as everyone else nodded in agreement.

People in restaurant: "Aw, so adorable! Gidion's got a girlfriend!" The people said in awe.

Gidion: "They're expecting us. Please say you will go?" Gidion whispered in excitement. Everyone in the restaurant awed as the crowed around their table.

Mabel: "Gidion, I'm sorry but I am going to have to say…" Mabel began but was interrupted by the crowed around their table.

Sheriff Blubs: "I'm on the edge of my seat!"

Tyler Cutebiker: "This is going to be adorable!"

Old Lady: "If she says no, I will die of sadness." The old lady said clutching her hands together and looking sad.

Doctor: "I can verify that indeed will happen." The doctor said looking a bit too happy, as the crowed began to murmur excitedly. "So no pressure." Diana said wincing feeling sorry for Mabel. For the first time in her life. The scene cut to Dipper reading journal 3 in the lounge. Drinking Pitt Cola, when Mabel walked in.

Dipper: "Hey! How did it go?" Dipper asked, smiling as he looked up from the journal.

Mabel: "I don't know. I have a lobster now." Mabel said sighing as she put the lobster in the fish tank, before climbing off the chair.

Dipper: "Well, at least it's over and you won't have to go out with him." Dipper said happily as Mabel gazed sadly at her now pet lobster.

Dipper: "Mabel, It's over? Right Mabel?" Dipper asked giving a disapproving frown.

Dipper: "Well, at least it's over and you won't have to go out with him." Dipper asked giving Mabel's back a disapproving gaze.

Mabel: "Blargh! He asked me out again and I didn't know how to say no!" Mabel said turning around to face Dipper waving her arms franticly about. Wendy and Dipper put a comforting arm around Mabel.

Dipper: "Like this, NO." Dipper said pointing at his mouth and frowning. "Its not always that easy." Mrs Jones commented, "Especially when there is a lot of peer pressure."

Mabel: "It's not that easy, Dipper! And I do like Gidion as friend slash little sister! So, I didn't want to hurt his feelings! I just need to get things back to where they use to be. You know friends." Mabel said looking sadly at Dipper and sitting in the seat opposite his. "It might hurt the other person's feeling, but sometimes you have to put your own feelings first." Lisa said wisely looking at her daughter, regretting how she treated Mabel in the past. "If they want to be part of your life, they will respect your decision." Alex smiled at his wife and went to sit next her again. The scene cut to Mabel and Gidion in a boat together, been rowed by, under a full moon.

McGucket: "Boatin' at night! Boatin at night!" McGucket chuckled, singing out of tune as he wore a lifesaver around his waist.

Mabel: "You know, I thought dancing was going to be the end of the evening. Right?" Mabel said with a fake smile on her face.

Gidion: "Don't you want this evening to end, my sweet?" Gidion asked, looking at Mabel with hope.

Mabel: "No! I mean yes!" Mabel said tearing her hands away from a confused Gidion.

Mabel: "I mean, I'm always happy to hang out with a friend, buddy, pal, chump, other word for friend." Mabel said desperately trying to give Gidion a hint punching him on the arm. "Looks like he doesn't know how to take a hint!" Stacy said, shaking her head, feeling bad for her friend.

McGucket: "Pal?" McGucket suggested helpfully as Gidion glared at him.

Mabel: "I already said pal. How about mate?" Mabel said desperately tried to think of another euphemism for friend.

Gidion: "How about soulmate?" Gidion suggested looking soulfully into Mabels eyes. As fireworks shot into the air, forming a heart, with Mabel's name in the middle. "That boy is going to grow up to be a criminal one day, if he doesn't change his ways!" Mrs Jones said knowingly judging from her years as Private Investigator. Agreeing silently with her daughter that Gidion didn't know how to take a hint.

McGucket: "Well, you can't say no to that." McGucket said unhelpfully. As Mabel looked on in horror. The scene cut to Dipper walking down the stairs and Mabel pacing the living room in horror. Stan suddenly stood up knowing what going to happen, "I need to got the bathroom," Stan said hastily. "I think you wait tell the end." Ford said giving his brother a suspicious look. What did Stan do when he wasn't there, Ford thought giving Stan a piercing look.

Mabel: "He's so nice, but I can't keep doing this." Mabel said in anxiously pacing the living room floor in a circle not noticing Dipper walk past the entrance.

Mabel: "But I can't break his heart. Ahh! I have no way out!" Mabel said arguing with herself, as Dipper looked through the living room door, deciding to approach her. Stan shrunk lower in his seat trying and failing to make himself smaller.

Dipper: "What the heck happened on that date?" Dipper asked approaching Mabel.

Mabel: "I don't know. I was in the friend zone and then before I knew what was happing, he pulled me into the romance zone! It was like quicksand! Chubby quicksand!" Mabel said gesturing wildly with her hands once more.

Dipper: "Mabel, come on. It's not like you're going to have to marry Gideon." Dipper said smiling gently placing a comforting hand on Mabels shoulder. When Stan suddenly burst in, wearing a 'Team Gideon' shirt.

Stan: "Good news, Mabel. You have to marry Gidion." Stan sang happily, looking at the kids.

Mabel: "What!" Mabel cried out in shock. In the meantime, everyone started to give Stan the evil eye.

Stan: "It's all part of my long-term deal with Buddy Gleeful. There's a lot of cash tied up in this thing, plus I got this t-shirt! I am fat." Stan sung not noticing Mabel's shocked expression. "You tried to sell my granddaughter to make a profit!" Shermie burst out angrily, punching Stan in the nose. "I deserved that," Stan said looking up at an angry Shermie. "And I regret that deal everyday of my life." Stan said in shame thinking of how Mabel and Dipper almost died because of him. "Mabel, pumpkin, I am so sorry I ever made that deal." "It's ok Grunkle Stan," Mabel said smiling brightly. "I forgave you a long time ago," as the two of them hugged. "Here is a tissue for you nose," the voice of Swart Ster said amused, "I can't have you bleeding to death." Stan grabbed the box of tissues that appeared in front of him and the settled back down to continue watching. They watched as Mabel ran out of the room screaming in terror. And Stan called after her.

Stan: "Bodies change, honey. Bodies change." The scene cut to Dipper walking into their attic bedroom.

Dipper: "Oh no, Mabel." Dipper said looking over at Mabel with his hands in his pocket.

Mabel: "Mabel's not here. Mabel's in sweater town." Mabel said sadly only the top of her head visible from her sweater.

Dipper: "Are you going to come out of sweater town?" Dipper asked smiling gently as he approached Mabel. As Mabel made a muffled sound, shaking her head no.

Dipper: "All right. Enough is enough." Dipper said, looking at his sister sadly as he went down on one knee.

Dipper: "If you can't break up with Gidion, then I will do it for you." Dipper suggested helpfully.

Mabel: "You will?" Mabel asked quietly coming slowly out of her sweater, has Dipper nodded yes.

Mabel: "Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!" Mabel exclaimed punching Dipper's arm happily, before pulling him into a tight hug.

Dipper: "All right, All right!" Dipper said in an embarrassed tone trying to fend off Mabel. The scene cut to The Club, where nicely seated people were seated. And the camera paned to show Dipper enter the restaurant looking for Gidion. He caught site of Gidion and approached the table and giving a false cough.

Gidion: "Hello! Dipper Pines, how are you? You look good. You look good" Gidion exclaimed cheerfully putting the menu down that he had been looking at.

Dipper: "Thanks, you are…" Dipper said rubbing the back of his awkwardly, before cutting to the chase. "I should have broken up with Gidion." Mabel whispered, before Wendy pulled her in for a hug.

Dipper: "Look, Gidion. We've gotta talk. Mabel won't be joining you tonight. She doesn't want to see you anymore. She's kind of weirded out by you. No offence." Dipper said, looking nervously at Gidion.

Gidion: "So, what you're saying is…" Gidion began, clenching his teeth and his eye twitching. "This doesn't look good!" Jack said in horror as Stacy covered her face.

Gidion: "You've come between us." Gidion said, holding back his anger.

Dipper: "You're not going to freak out or anything?" Dipper asked hastily. Clearly nervous.

Gidion: "Of course not. These things happen." Gidion said chuckling. "I don't trust that angelic expression one bit!" Mrs Jones declared, as everyone agreed with her.

Dipper: "So, ok, cool. Well, then again, sorry man, but uh…thumbs up." Dipper said slowly backing away before turning around and smiling.

Gidion: "Thumbs up indeed my friend." Gidion whispered sinisterly. Everyone exchanged uneasy looks, as Wendy tightened her grip around Mabel. Wishing she could go back in time and punch Gidion in his face. The scene cut to Mabel nervously wating for Dipper outside.

Mabel: "How did it go? Was he mad? Did he try read your mind with his psychic powers?" Mabel asked nervously. Firing questions at a smiling Dipper.

Dipper: "Don't worry Mabel, his just a kid. He doesn't have any powers." Dipper responded placing a comforting hand on Mabel's shoulder. Dipper and Mabel exchanged uneasy looks, remembering the events that took place afterwards. "As long as he as the mystic amulet, he is still dangerous," Ford said only loud enough for an uneasy Shermie and Stan to hear. The scene cut to Gidion sitting alone, in his room in front of the mirror. Glaring at his reflection.

Gidion: "Dipper Pines, you don't know what you've done." Gidion said in an angary calm voice, clutching his lucky bowtie. As the bowtie began to glow, the candle next to him began to levitate. The globes on the mirror blew up and the furniture began to hover. "This is bad, so very bad!" Diana exclaimed biting her nails.

Gidion: "You've made the biggest mistake of your life." Gidion said standing up. Throwing his cupboard hard against the floor. Smashing it to pieces. Before the door was swung open by his father, Bud.

Bud: "Gidion Charles Gleeful, clean up your room this instant!" Bud said frowning, as Gidion whipped around angrily and pointed a finger at his father.

Gidion: "I can buy and sell you old man!" Gidion said breathing heavily. "He is lucky he his not one of my sons!" Manly Dan exclaimed, "I would have given him the belt if he had spoken to me like that!"

Bud: "Fair enough." Bud said shrugging his shoulders, before closing the door and walking away. "That man is prime example of bad parenting." Mr Wilson said. Everyone gasped in horror and fear, as they saw how obsessed Gidion real was with Mabel. Gidion glared at the pictures on the back of his bedroom door, and he began to burn Dipper out of the pictures that was taken with Mabel. The scene cut to outside the Mystery Shack, where Soos was putting a pillow underneath his question mark t-shirt.

Soos: "Hit me dude!" Soos said happily, holding his arms wide open, as both Mabel and Dipper charged at him. Only to bonce back, due to the pillow. "We should do that!" Arther said. "It looks like fun!" Stacy added.

Soos: "Feels good." Soos said patting the pillow as both Dipper and Mabel laughed happily beside him.

Mabel: "I am so glad everything is back to normal." Mabel said in relief. As the phone rang. This caused both of them to shout 'your turn,' but Mabel was faster, forcing Dipper to go and answer the phone. The scene cut to Dipper answering the phone in the Mystery Shop Gift Shop.

Dipper: "Hello?" Dipper said in board voice, before cutting to Tobby Determined.

Toby: "Tobby Determined, Gravity Gossiper." Tobby said identifying himself. Before the scene cut back to Dipper.

Dipper (Inside Mystery Shack Gift Shop): "Oh, hey man, sorry for accusing you of murder last week." Dipper said

Toby (At his office, Gravity Falls Gossiper): "Water under the bridge." Tobby said smoothly. Stan frowned, rubbing his chin thoughtfully, he could see that Toby was trying to pull some kind of con over his great-nephew.

Toby: "Say, we want to interview you about whether you've seen anything unusual in this heir town since you arrived." Tobby said continuing to smooth talk Dipper. Dipper shock his head in shame. "If I wasn't so eager to prove Grunkle Stan wrong I would have never fallen for his trap." "Don't blame yourself son," Ford said smiling at Dipper it could have happened to any of us. "Thanks, Grunkle Ford," Dipper smiled. Well Alex frowned in jealousy.

Dipper (Inside Mystery Shack Gift Shop): "Oh! Finally! I thought no one would ever ask! I have notes and theories!" Dipper exclaimed happily that someone other than Mabel believed him. And he wrote down the address 412 Gopher Road, as he set up a meeting with Toby and both parties hung up.

Toby (At his office, Gravity Falls Gossiper): "There! I did your dirty work! Now it's time to pay your end of the bargain." Tobby said hitting his desk talking to someone who was sitting in the chair in front of his desk. The unknown person threw a piece of paper at Tobby, who hugged it.

Toby (At his office, Gravity Falls Gossiper): "Shandra Jimenez phone number! Bless you lil Gidion!" Tobby said exclaimed happily. "They both stalkers!" Mr Wilson said in disgust. The scene cut to Dipper standing outside a factory, he looked uncertainly at the notebook in his hand before making his way to the factory.

Dipper opened the door to area full of boxes and an office chair. Dipper was about to leave when the door slammed shut and the lights went on, one by one. The chair turned around to revel Gidion sitting in the chair looking menacing while stroking the hair of a 'Gidion' doll.

Gidion: "Hello, friend." Gidion said evilly.

Dipper: "Gidion." Dipper said frowning in annoyance.

Gidion: "Dipper Pines. How long have you been living in this town? A week? Two? You like it here? Enjoying the scenery?" Gidion asked, now playing with doll as he fired questions at Dipper

Dipper: "What do you want from me, man?" Dipper fired back, crossing his arms across his chest.

Gidion: "Listen carefully boy. This town has secrets you couldn't even begin to comparand." Gidion said in menacing tone, clutching his fist. Both sets of Pines twins snorted in disagreement. The four of them knew only too well the secrets of Gravity Falls.

Dipper: "Is this about Mabel? I told you, she's not into you." Dipper said.

Gidion: "Liar! You turned her against me! She was my peach dumpling!" Gidion shouted angrily, before getting up and walking towards Dipper, clutching the glowing bowtie.

Dipper: "Are you ok, man?" Dipper asked in a concerned voice. As Gideon used the amulet to rise Dipper into the air before tossing him into some boxes full of merchandise.

Gidion: "Reading minds, isn't all I can do." Gidion said sinisterly.

Dipper: "But…but you're a fake." Dipper said in fear, looking up at Gidion.

Gidion: "Oh, tell me Dipper. Is this fake?" Gidion asked in mock surprise as the amulet glowed again, making the merchandise float out of their boxes. The scene cut to a depressed Mabel sitting outside the Mystery Shack. She was chewing on hair as Wendy came out of the shop and joined her.

Wendy: "How's that hair tasting, buddy?" Wendy asked in an amused voice.

Mabel: "Wendy, I need some advice. You've broken up with guys, right?" Mabel asked the older girl pensively.

Wendy: "Oh, yeah." Wendy said in surprise and began listing the names

Wendy: "Russ Toram, Elay Hall, Stoney Davidson." Wendy said counting the names on her fingers. This caused Manely Dan to frown, "When we get back home, we having a long talk about all these boys!" He said frowning at his daughter, well Wendy just rolled her eyes at the screen.

Mabel: "I don't know what's wrong with me. I thought everything was back to normal, but I feel all gross inside." Mabel said interrupting Wendy's list.

Wendy: "Flake Wurly, Nate Halls and that guy with the tattoos." Wendy said not noticing that Mabel had interrupted her.

Mabel: "Maybe letting Dipper do it for me was a mistake. Gidion deserves an honest breakup." Mabel said looking uncomfortable not listing to Wendy now. "You're lucky to have a brother like Dipper," Mrs Watson said thinking of her own brother that she had spoken to for a while. "Yes, I am," Mabel said smiling at her favourite teacher.

Wendy: "Danny Feildman and Mark Epstion. Oh, I'm not sure I actually broke up with him. No wonder he keeps calling me." Wendy said realizing she might not have broken up with Mark.

Mabel: "I know what I got to do. Thanks for the talk, Wendy." Mabel said standing up, now full of new found confidence. Wendy didn't notice as Mabel rode away on her bicycle. Pressing ignore on her phone as it rung. The scene cut back to the warehouse, where Dipper was dodging Gidion's merchandise.

Dipper: "Grunkle Stan was right about you. You are a monster!" Dipper said out of breath, after been to forced to dodge a large bookcase. Stan looked smug at this.

Gideon: "Your sister will be mine!" Gideon said smugly, laughing evilly.

Gideon: "Who's a cute little guy? You are!" Gideon said talking to the doll as Dipper charged at Gideon with a baseball bat. "Get him Dipper!" Stacy cheered. Gideon used the power of amulet to force Dipper to drop the bat and levitate him above the ground.

Dipper: "She is never gonna date you, man!" Dipper said glaring down at Gideon.

Gideon: "That's a lie! And I am gonna make sure you never lie to me again, friend." Gideon shouted looking over at the Lamb Shears. The camera panned to Mabel looking through the factory window. As the amulet caused Dipper to be frozen in the spot and he was forced to watch as the Lamb shears moved closer to him. When Mabel suddenly came in.

Mabel: "Gidion! We have to talk!" Mabel said to Gidon from the door.

Gidion: "Mabel! My marshmallow! What are you doing here?" Gidion asked happily looking at Mabel. As the Lamb Shears fell to the fall, causing Dipper to sigh in relief.

Mabel: "I am sorry Gidion, but I can't be your marshmallow. I am here to tell you that myself" Mabel explained awkwardly rubbing her arm.

Gidion: "I…I don't understand." Gidion responded looking confused and upset. Holding tight to the glowing amulet.

Dipper: "Mabel, this probably isn't the best time to be brutely honest with him!" Dipper shouted at his sister struggling to break free from Gidion's grip.

Mabel: "Hey, but we can still be makeover buddies. Right? Would you like that?" Mabel smiled in sympathy. As everyone looked at the screen in disbelief.

Gideon: "Really?" Gideon asked hopefully, as Mabels eyes darted towards Gideon's now unguarded bow tie.

Mabel: "No! Not really!" Mabel shouted, ripping the bowtie off Gideon. "That's my girl!" Stan said proudly, rubbing Mabel's hair affectionately. Everyone winced as the watched Dipper fall hard to the floor.

Mabel: "You were like attacking my brother! What the heck?" Mabel shouted angrily. "You tell him Mabel!" Stacy cheered

Gideon: "My tie! Give it back!" Gideon shouted, trying to catch it as Mabel tossed it to a smug looking Dipper, who caught it.

Dipper: "Not so powerful without this, are you?" Dipper said in triumphantly thinking they had beat Gidion. This engaged Gidion, who charged at Dipper like an angary bull.

Mabel: "Dipper!" Mabel shouted in horror as both Dipper and Gidion fell out the window. Both Gideon and Dipper were slapping each other before they realized they were both plummeting to their deaths. "I can't watch!" Lisa cried as she saw both boys scream in terror, before they both came to a sudden halt. Everyone cheered as they saw Mabel using the amulet to levitate herself to the ground.

Mabel: "Listen Gidion. It's over. I will never date you!" Mabel said before smashing the amulet on a rock. Ford sighed in relief when he saw this.

Gidion: "My powers! Oh, this isn't over, this is the last you have heard of lil ol me." Gidion shouted, getting up from where he had fallen and walking backwards into the forest. The scene cut to Bud and Stan; Stan was signing a document as Bud pored himself a glass of water.

Stan: "This is living brother." Stan sighed in content sitting up straight after signing the documents, before knocking on the clown painting.

Bud: "From now on, it's all named brand foods and clown paintings." Bud said confidently to Stan as the both clinked their glasses. They both turned to see a miserable Gidion walk through the door.

Bud: "Well, hey Gidion. Look what I have…" Bud began, greeting his son cheerfully but was interrupted by Gidion jumping on the coffee table.

Gidion: "Stanford Pines, I rebuke thee! I rebuke thee!" Gidion said shacking his fist in Stan's face

Stan: "Rebuke?" Stan asked confused, as Ford, Shermie and Dipper laughed at Stan's confusion. Causing Stan to go red in the face. Mabel looked confused not sure why they were laughing.

Gidion: "The entire Pines family have invoked my fury! You will all pay recompense for your transgressions" Gidion shouted, now shacking with fury.

Stan: "What you got like, a word-a-day, calendar or something?" Stan asked still confused, raising an eyebrow.

Bud: "B-but-but sunshine what about our argument with Mabel and…" Bud stammered interrupting Gidion's tirade.

Gidion: "Silence!" Gidion shouted at his father before turning back to Stan and glaring at him.

Bud: "Well, I see he's taking to one of his rages. Sorry Stan, I have to side with Gidion on this." Bud explained to Stan, shrugging wearily, before reaching over to the contract and tearing it in half.

Stan: "Okay, I can see when I am not wanted." Stan said standing up, swiping the clown painting off the wall and running for the door.

Bud: "Stan, I am sorry. I'm going to need that painting back." Bud said pointing a finger at Stan. The camera panned to Stan outside running to the Stan mobile. The painting under his arm. "Did you have to take the painting?" Mr Stark asked shaking with laughter. "Yes, yes I did," Stan said smugly.

Stan: "Try and catch me suckers!" Stan shouted running down the path. The scene cut to Stan, wearing his boxer shorts and undershirt. Haning the stolen painting in the lounge. Well Dipper and Mabel sat exhausted on the sofa.

Stan: "I could have had it all." Stan sighed before turning around to look at Mabel and Dipper.

Stan: "What the heck happened to you two?" Stan asked

Dipper and Mabel: "Gidion." The twins said exhausted.

Stan: "Gidion. The little mutant saw vengeance on the whole family! I guess he is going to try and nibble my ankles or something" Stan said narrowing his eyes and sitting down on the T-rex skull and turning to look smugly at the twins.

Dipper: "Oh yeah. Yeah! How is going to destroy us now? Try and think what number we thinking of?" Dipper said sitting up straight laughing. "If we only knew how dangerous he really was," Mabel mumbled.

Mabel: "He will never guess what number I am thinking of. Negative 8! No one would guess a negative 8!" Mabel said smugly. "Your right there," Mrs Watson said in amused tone.

Stan: "Oh, look out! Someone is planning our destruction right now!" Stan said putting his arm around Mabel and Dipper as the three of them laughed at this. The scene cut to Gidion making wooden figurines of the Mystery Shack and Pines family.

Gidion: "Gidion, I still love you. If only my family weren't in the way." Gidion said playing with Mabel figurine. He then picked up the Stan figurine.

Gidion: "Look at me. I am old and smelly!" Gidion said, now controlling the Stan figurine. "I maybe old, but I am not smelly!" Stan growled, offended by this comment. Smelling under his armpits, he then decided Gidion might have a point.

Gidion: "Hey, what are you going to do without your precious amulet?" Gidon said, now holding the Dipper figurine.

Gidion: "Oh, you will see, boy. You will see." Gidion said in his normal voice. Ford watched in shock, as Gidion closed Journal 2. He couldn't believe that he was the cause of the kids almost dying.

"We will be taking a five-minute bathroom break before we start the next episode." Swart Ster said to a startled audience. As the screen went blank and they made there way to the exits.