"So my friends and I were holding a slumber party, and we decided to watch a horror movie," Andrea said.
"Urg," Emmy responded.
Andrea and Emmy were alien roommates at a college, and they were quite a contrast. Andrea had the face and the body of Kaley Cuoco, and she wore a fuzzy pink nightie that looked like something from an Austin Powers movie.
Emmy, being a human-Rastian-Kragnon hybrid, had a giant head and large eyes that resembled those of Jabba the Hutt. She also had pudgy brown arms and legs that made her look like an overgrown baby.
Andrea went on.
"In the movie, there were these women walking around with little people inside them. In their bellies!"
"Oh!" Emmy exclaimed.
"I know! Who thinks of stuff like that?" Andrea said, her blue eyes all wide.
If you are an Earth person reading this, know that Andrea and Emmy have not yet become familiar with the Earth means of physical reproduction.
"Anyway, there's this crazy doctor with a knife, and he goes around cutting the little people out of the women, and there's blood everywhere. My friends and I were just screaming."
"Aah!"
"Yes, like that," Andrea said, smiling and pointing and nodding. "And the crazy doctor takes the little people and just throws them in the trash. It was horrifying!"
Emmy shook her giant head.
"And the weird thing is the women are giving themselves over to this crazy doctor, letting him do this to them. I think they were under mind control or something. Or maybe they just didn't understand."
Emmy sighed then whimpered. The three people who created her had abandoned her. Fortunately, she was adopted by a kind Kragnon couple.
Andrea knew all this so she placed a hand on Emmy's large right arm. She then continued on, more earnest than ever.
"You know how sometimes a movie falls apart? Well, later on there are people trying to stop the crazy doctor with the knife. But there's other people, they must be under an evil spell or something. They try to stop the people trying to stop the doctor. In a way, they're helping the doctor!"
"Huh?"
"Oh, it gets worse! The people helping the guy with the knife? They're saying things like, 'You have to let this happen. Don't interfere! That's the woman's choice. It's her body. Otherwise, her daughter will have more rights inside her body than she does outside.' They were saying things that didn't even make any sense."
"Hmm? Hmm."
Once again, Andrea shook her head.
"At the end of the movie, ghosts appear. At first we thought it was some kind of ghost army or something."
Another slight gasp from Emmy.
"But then we realized they were doctors and lawyers and all kinds of people helping other people. These were the little people who got cut out and killed. This is what they would have become."
Andrea curled up her lower lip and scrunched up her face.
"A crazy doctor goes around spilling blood all over the place, and people help him instead of trying to stop him."
As Emmy blinked her large brown eyes, Andrea adopted a wide-eyed sad look as she shook her head.
"Can you imagine such a thing?"
