Disclaimer: "the materials you'll see here are not mine, but the Nexurs, Magnifica and Randomania belongs to me."


It's been a year since Owen and his friends moved to Remnearth, there have been no strange activities that's been going on outside or inside of Randomania ever since the incident in Vale. Right now Remnearth's law enforcement, military, Ancient Heroes and Ozpin's group were keeping a very close eye on them.

Ozpin was in his tower with Glynda, Qrow, Ironwood and the four Ancient Heroes. They were discussing Owen's friends causing mayhem everywhere they went.

"Hey where's the newbie?" Qrow asked as he took out his flask and drank it.

"Oh Owen's going to be late, right now he's helping his citizens repair and upgrade their nation." Ozpin said as he brought out his scroll, pressed a button and a holographic screen appeared before them.

"Now I know that there have been complaints about Owen's friends. His friends can be a bit… mischievous." Ozpin said.

"Mischievous! Sir they're chaotic, rude, wild, unpleasant, barbaric and mental psychopaths!" Glynda said sternly.

"I agree with Glynda, those lunatics should be collared and shocked for any destructive behavior they make." Ironwood said.

"I too agree with this idea." Dormin said.

"Sorry brother, but I'm with them as well." Lle said.

"I'm still not caught up on what they did in Vale back in September last year, because me, Kava and Ehra were on a rescue mission." Qrow said.

"Yes, Oz tell us what happened?" Kava asked.

"Very well, I'll let Glynda relate the incidents." Ozpin said as he gave her his scroll and she stood up, took out her scroll that had a list of the Nexurs crimes.

Glynda pressed the button and the screen turned on, showing them a video slideshow of Owen's gang doing their daily chaotic shenanigans.


1. Funtime Freddy's Anger Assault.

Funtime Freddy and Bonbon were enjoying their time in Vale, but just as he was about to go back to the others he was suddenly hit in the head from the back. Funtime Freddy turned around with anger and saw it was Cardin and his team, who were holding some rocks.

"What! You got a problem with us, you furry trash can?" Cardin smugly said as his teammates laughed.

Funtime was really peeved and was about to attack them, until Bonbon stopped him. "Uh I think Freddy, this should be a lesson about forgiving and forgetting."

"Yeah, why don't you listen to your metal blue rodent, you scrappy freak." Cardin said which shocked Bonbon.

Bonbon angrily glared at them as she turned to Freddy and nodded to him, which he nodded back as they both put on shades… and then Funtime took out a Bash Blaster torrent out of nowhere. This shocked and scared the heck out of Team CRDL, as Funtime started to turn it on.

"Whoa, What The Dust! Where The H*l did you get a gun torrent?!" Cardin panicked.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Funtime Freddy screamed as he started to violently shoot at CRDL, to which they ran away in fear with Funtime chasing them.


2. Mavo Causing Panicked To Students.

The students of Beacon were in the Dining Hall, eating lunch and chatting with their friends …until the calm moment was ruined by Mavo, who crashed through the window and was wearing a hockey mask.

"Hey Kids, Wanna Look At My New Hockey Mask And Chainsaw?! It Even Comes With A Bag Filled With Fake Human Bodies That's Covered In Red Paint!" Mavo shouted as he took out his chainsaw and a big black bag, which spilled out the fake body parts.

The students started to freak out and screamed in terror as they started to run away from Mavo, while messing up the Dining Hall from their panicked. Once they were all gone, Louie came in and slapped Mavo in the back of his head.

"What the heck bro!" Mavo angrily took off his mask.


3. Fern Funkbull And Friends Property Damage.

In the Library, the students were just reading books and studying for their homeworks or tests next week. But while they were doing work, the librarian started to hear music.

"Shhh would you please turn off your music?" She asked "this is a library not a music club!"

"But it's not me."

"Not me."

"Nope."

"Definitely not me."

"It's neither any of us making that music."

"If it's not any of you, then where is that blasted music coming from!?"

"Hey is it me or is it getting louder?" Indeed the music was getting louder and louder, like it was just behind the wall.

[BGM: Dynamite Instrumental (BTS.)]

Then all of a sudden a big purple van with blue flames painted all over it, came crashing through the wall and destroying half the library in the process. Some of the students that were in the way, quickly jumped out of the way or used their own semblance to get out of harm's way.

Once the Van came to a halt, the sliding door on the left side of the van opened and out came a brown bull, golden bull, red wolf, yellow swan and a blue headless scarecrow.

"Okay, Turn It Off! Turn It Off!" Fern yelled as Benny turned off the music.

[BGM Stops.]

"Benny what the actual flepp! Not only that you play the wrong music again, but you also got us to the wrong place!" Fern said angrily.

"Well excuse me for not having a flepping head!" Benny said.

"Um Fernny?" Cathie said.

"Yes Cathie, what is it?" Fern asked as Cathie pointed towards the shocked students and librarian looking at them, to which Fern took notice of this.

"Oh… um.. sorry about the mess, we'll just be on our way." Fern said as he, Benny, Cathie, Fredrick and Golden Fern went back into the van. "Remember to stay in school, kids or we'll come to your house and give you traumatizing nightmares!"

"Alright Benny move your straw butt! I'll be driving!"

"Okay fine, just hold your beef! You fat walking barbecue buffet."

The van started to reverse back into the hole and drove out of sight.


4. SMG4, Staff Bots And DJ Music Man Traumatizing Innocent Civilians.

In the local plaza, the people and faunus were enjoying their day, while doing some errands or hanging out. Coco was shopping for some new clothes, while the rest of her team were holding onto her stuff she brought.

"Coco don't you think this is enough clothes for today?" Velvet asked.

"Are you kidding me, Velvet? There's still some more stuff I have to buy, before they're all out of stock!" Coco said as they continued to do more shopping, which made her teammates groaned in exhaustion.

While everybody was doing their business, suddenly some intense techno music started to play out of nowhere. Team CFVY took notice of the music, along with everyone else.

"Hey where is this music coming from?" Yatsuhashi said as Fox started to sense something's coming underneath them and Velvet also noticed this with her rabbit ears, hearing something big was getting closer.

"EVERYONE MOVE NOW!" Velvet yelled as she and Fox pushed Coco and Yatsuhashi out of the way.

[BGM: DJ Music Man Battle Theme (Fnaf Security Breach.)]

All of a sudden, DJ Music Man came crashing through the ground and landed where CFVY once stood. On top of DJ Music Man was SMG4 and a gang of Staff Bots wearing salesmen outfits. The Staff Bots jumped off of DJ Man's back and took out some merchandise cannons.

"Alright Team! Start Selling Some Keychains!" SMG4 demanded.

"Sir yes sir!" The Staff Bots started to spread out and shot out some Randomania Keychains at the civilians, as they ran and screamed from this. Then DJ Man started to grab some of them and aggressively screamed at them to buy their keychains.

"BUY SOME KEYCHAINS! BUY SOME KEYCHAINS! DO IT NOW, BUY IT! BUY OUR KEYCHAINS NOW!"

"AAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Screamed the civilians in DJ Man's clutches.

"Take this!" SMG4 said happily as he shot out some boxes full of keychains from his bazooka, while hurting the people who were running in panic.

"Oof!"

"Ack!"

"Dogh!"

"Ow My Head!"

"Score!" SMG4 said.

Team CFVY was watching the chaos unfolding itself in front of them, with pure shock and wide open mouths, except for Fox.

"Wow just wow." Coco said as a Staff Bot came up to her.

"Hi, please buy a keychain! Buy it now! Buy it or I'll have to use force to make you buy one!" Staff Bot #1 threatened as he pulled out his cannon gun and aimed it at her… only for Yatsuhashi to punch him away. "Ow my back!"

[BGM End.]


5. Obese And Shadowman Stealing A Atlesian Armored Truck.

In the streets of Vale, a Atlas Armored truck came speeding by while a bunch of Vale police cars and Atlas police airships were chasing the truck. Inside the truck was Obese M. Fredbear and Shadowman, who was driving and trying to lose the cops who were on to them.

"Geez N Heck they're right behind us, Shadowman!" Obese said.

"I know sir it's just stealing this weaponized truck from the military in this unknown world that we don't even know about, it's just not something that I'm used to." Shadowman said, panicking. "I'm used to stealing things and being chased in Randomania, but not in a place that we barely know about."

"Look I know you're nervous about doing our first dangerous, reckless and stupidest mission in a new world, I mean it's been three flepping months since we've got here! Now pull yourself together." Obese said.

"Doesn't explain why we have to steal this truck from the Atlas military, when we have a tank and we could of just use that to do some other stupid and reckless things like stealing baked pastries and insert dominance on some local superstores in Vale!." Shadowman said.

"Hang on, I have an idea." Obese said as he took out his Portal Blaster and a remote control button.

"This is the police department, pull over the vehicle now!" As the cops and Atlas military were getting closer to the truck. Then all of a sudden Obese came phasing through the truck's front seat door, sitting on a chair with a table that's somehow floating and connected to the truck with nothing holding it.

Obese then turn himself and the table towards the law enforcement that was chasing them with a derpy smirk. "Hey coppers!"

Obese then did a couple of claps and tapping rythm beats on the table… then he started to load his Portal Blaster and fired a portal above the police cars, where they crash into a big pile of ice cream that came out of the portal as it disappeared.

"We're okay!" The Atlas police airships were the only ones left chasing the two bears inside the truck, while Vale's police force were blocked by the big scoops of ice cream.

Obese went back inside the truck and reloaded his blaster. "Heh it worked."

"Sir look out! It's a blockade, we're going to crash and get arrested!" Shadowman panicked, pointing towards the police and military blockades that were blocking their escape. "What do we do sir!"

"Don't Fret Shadowman! Your smarter than the average bear, Obese has a plan." Obese said as he pressed the button on the remote.

"There's no way they'll get past this." Said the pilot to his copilot partner, when all of a sudden the truck came to an immediate halt… then it started to float in the sky and fly away with some space music being played.

[BGM: Moon Theme (Ducktales Remastered.)]

"So long suckers, you'll never get us now!" Obese said as he opened up a portal and went through it as the portal dissapeared.

[BGM End.]

"…Headquarters is not going to believe this, once we tell them."


6. Hal Monitor Aggressive Outburst.

"WAAAH I'M SORRY, PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!" Jaune cried as Hal Monitor was violently shaking him, while Jaune's teammates were trying to stop him.

"Mr. Monitor, please let Jaune go!" Pyrrha said as she tried to get him to stop shaking her boyfriend.

"Well Maybe He Should Have Thought About Littering Was Wrong!" Hal said. "This Will Teach You For Littering, No One Will Disrespect The Law On My Watch!"

"I WAS GOING TO PICK IT UP AND THROW IT IN THE TRASH CAN AFTER I MISSED! HONEST!"


7. Calamity Teddies Holding Hostages For Their Memory Game.

The Calamity Teddies were holding five hostages in an abandoned warehouse, forcing them to play their dangerous memorizing game. Right now they are playing the alphabet song three times already to help them memorize the letters on a projector board screen.

[" A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P… What comes after Q?"]

"Um is it-"

"EEEHHH! Times Up! You Must Be Punished!" Dinky said as he started to run towards them, with a baseball bat. "RAAAAAHH!"

"AAAAAAAAAAHH!" Screamed the hostages.


8. Ramsey Selling Insurance Rampage.

"AAAAHH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Everybody was running for their life from Ramsey, who was chasing after them with some insurance and a chainsaw.

"HeY WhErE YoU AlL GoInG?! DoN't YoU WaNt SoMe HoMe InSuRaNcE!? If NoT ThEn I'll CoMe By YoUr HoUsE AnD StAlK YoU FoR A MoNtH!" Ramsey shouted as he ran after them.


9. Carl's Jelly Monster Carnage.

In the city, a giant monster made out of jelly was on top of a really tall skyscraper causing mayhem everywhere. The Atlas and Vale airforce was trying to take it down, while dodging its tentacles and blobs of jelly. On top of a building from afar, Carl and Paul were watching the scene.

"Carl! Is that your jelly monster?" Paul asked.

"No… maybe." Carl said.


10. Krazy Turtle Stealing Weapons.

"Hey, that weird turtle thing stole my weapon!" The Krazy Turtle was going around Beacon, stealing weapons from the students. The turtle put them in his sack and ran away with it, as the school's security guards chased after him.

"Stop! Hand Over Those Weapons Now!"

"Bee Bay!" Krazy took out a bomb from his bag and threw it at the guards.

"Look out!" The guards jumped out of the way as the bomb exploded, out of the explosion was purple goo that stick the guards to the ground. "Ack! What is this stuff?!"

"You'll never take me alive!" Krazy took out a flying carpet, hopped on it and flew away. "Get screwed dirt-bags! Later!"


"There's still more on the list, but I think you three are finally caught up with this meeting's current situation." Glynda said.

"How did that llama with the green hat make that jelly monster? I mean, he has hooves for Oum sakes." Qrow said.

"I'm surprised that Emerald hasn't lost his mind from all the insanity his friends made." Kava said.

"And that's exactly why we should round them up, keep them in a secure location and put electrical collars on them to keep them in place." Ironwood said.

"Now wait just a minute, look I know they are crazy and twisted but they're Owen's citizens and friends. Besides, some of them are friendly like Fishy Boopkins, Louie, Bonnie, Chica, James Odd, Max Crocodile, Ethan and his brothers."

"Even so, but they still need to be kept in line Oz! Need I remind you that they all have the power to break the laws of nature and bend reality to their will." Ironwood shows them a picture of Scottish Montgomery Gator spinning and flying around, while causing chaos.

"There's one small problem in your plan James. With this kind power, they'll just escape and take off their collars, while also beating up the person who's responsible for this." Ozpin said, causing Ironwood to anime fell.

"Oof! Right… should've thought about that." Ironwood grumbled.

"Besides we can't avoid to upset the Nexurs, you do all know how dangerous they get when they're angry right?" The group shuddered at this, remembering the Nexurs angry rampage from learning about Zeke's arm and eye accident.

"I can still hear the shrieks in my sleep." Ehra whimpered.

"Look, just give them a chance like Owen said, they'll prove to us that they're responsible, reliable and trustworthy! After all, they did repay the damages, injuries and help the citizens forget the traumatizing events with these." Ozpin took a bag of taffy that was labeled "Ethan's Forget-It-Taffy".

"Hmmm I do see your point brother." Lle said.

"Alright, fine! But if things get out of hand, I'm stepping in." Ironwood said.

"Don't worry James, I'm sure Owen is helping his friends fix their problems. That Beast is a miracle worker after all, you should see how he fixes situations like these in a minute." Ozpin said.

"I suppose you're right, Headmaster, but what if this happens again?" Glynda asked.

"Don't worry about that, Owen will take care of it. We should be thankful for what he's doing, after all he's the only one to keep them in check." Ozpin said as a portal appeared in front of them.

"Sorry I was late everyone. I had to help the folks back home, to make some changes to the place." Owen said as he came out of the portal as it disappeared.

"So what did I miss?" Owen asked as he sat down with the group.

"Oh nothing, we were just discussing enhancing the kingdom's security and defense to help keep Vale safe." Ozpin said.

"Oh in that case, I might have something that will help you." Owen took out a blueprint. "The guys in the R Labs were working on a big project for Randomania defense systems."

"This also will help the other kingdoms as well." Owen shows the blueprint to Ozpin.

"Hmmm impressive, this actually might work." Ozpin said as he gave it to Ironwood.

"These improvements are extraordinary. not only that it keeps the defense intact, but it can also keep hackers out, destroy their technology and locate their location." Ironwood said.

"I know and that's not all I wanted to show you." Owen took out three more blueprints and started explaining them to the group, which they were already liking.


That's right! RWBY and Cookie Run Kingdom have been merged into one series, with some changes to the plot of the series. Also there will be guest characters in this series like Odd1sout, Llamas With Hats and more. But I'm going to make some big changes to some of these characters and series like SMG4, Thehottest Dog's Special Series, Vanossgaming Crew and Fnaf Debauchery with some different looks, backstories and names.

Lle - Pure Vanilla Cookie

Dormin - Dark Cacao Cookie

Ehra - Hollyberry Cookie

Kava - Golden Cheese Cookie

Anyway see ya later!