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"Hmmm. Hmmmmm."
Hummed Camilla as she was sitting on one of the couches in the Smash Mansion, looking at something in her hands.
It was in the middle of the day, it was her break time and she was spending it alone.
Although there were many people in the game room, she wasn't with her friends or her husband and daughter.
So what exactly was she doing with her time?
"Psst, hey. Corrin is that your wife?" Fox asked as he was playing a game of pool with Corrin and Captain Falcon, hitting the cue ball against the red three ball.
"Huh? Oh yeah." Corrin nodded as he looked to the couch, seeing his wife's back. "What about her?"
"She seems a little distracted by something." Captain Falcon took his turn with playing pool. "Like she's looking at something."
"Maybe it's a photo." Corrin shrugged. "We do have a lot of photos together."
"Like that one where she smothered you at that Chinese festival we had?" Oilmar said as he walked to the pool table, hopping onto it and cracking open a can of soda.
"And that one where she's putting your face and her chest? When we went to the beach?" Fox asked.
"Well, yes and…"
"And that time she let you take a nap on her lap?" Captain Falcon chuckled, as Corrin blushed in response.
"How do you know about that?!" Corrin shot back as he put his pool stick down.
"She did that right in front of everyone bro!" Fox laughed. "That was during New Years when you both got drunk and you drooled all over her lap!"
"O-oh yeah. Look let's just not talk about that." The King of Valla shook his head.
"Yeah, how did you and get even get married? Aren't you two siblings or something?" Olimar asked as he drank from his soda, but the soda was just poured on his glass helmet.
"No, we're not related." Corrin responded. "I was born in Valla, then I was taken to Hoshido by my birth mother, then the was captured and taken to Nohr at a young age. Then I was raised to believe that Camilla and the others were my siblings, then I went to Hoshido and found out everything. Then I decided to choose neither side, after that I worked to try and bring both kingdoms together. Then at one point I crossed paths with Camilla again and she and her retainer joined my cause, then after we brought the others together we began to journey to Valla in order to stop the hidden evil. Everyone was getting married during that time. But Camilla and I were the only two unmarried at the time."
"Then you returned to Nohr and you both got drunk at a party, then you impregnated her. Got married, and came here. We get it." Ganondorf rolled his eyes while walking by.
Everyone was silent.
"He literally just explained the entire plot of Fire Emblem Fates Revelations." Viridi whispered to Palutena.
"And then Ganondorf brought up Corrin's Mistake." Said the Goddess of Light.
"Hey! No fourth wall breaks!" Yelled Viridi.
"But you already did." Palutena pointed out. "I think Scythe Jackal wants to remake it by the way."
"I SAID NO FOURTH WALL BREAKS!"
"Okay enough filler, we were talking about Camilla. And what she's doing." Fox pointed to the Queen of Valla, who hadn't noticed them talking the whole time.
"Oh yeah, that she's distracted by something." Captain Falcon nodded.
Corrin put his pool stick down and nodded. "Right, I'll go see what she's doing."
The king made his way over to his wife, who still continued to look down at something.
The former Nohrian princess then noticed her husband coming toward her, glancing behind her.
She immediately closed whatever she had and put it in her pockets.
Except her armor didn't have pockets!
"Oh dear…." She thought, having no idea where to hide the object.
So she decided to just sit up quickly and put it under her.
Corrin then reached her, looking over to her.
"Hello honey, what are you up to?" He asked.
Camilla looked at him and gave a smile.
"Oh hello darling. I was just sitting here."
"Oh, that's nice." Corrin nodded, not completely believing her.
Camilla looked to the side, a few drops of sweat on her forehead, it was obvious that she was hiding something.
"You seemed to be distracted by something, what were you doing before I came over?" He asked.
"Oh nothing dear, I was just letting my mind wander a bit." Camilla immediately stood up and hid something behind her back. "I'm going to practice something darling, I love you."
Camilla took a large step back, then another.
Then she ran out of the room in a flash, Corrin was still not convinced.
"Yeah, she's hiding something." Corrin sighed, as Midna came over to the king with red cheeks and a bottle. In her Twili form as usual.
"Woo hoos! Man thatz Camilla iz so f-funny." Midna let out a burp, it was obvious from her behavior and face that she was drunk.
And she smelled terrible as usual.
"Y-yeah. Thank you."' Corrin moved away from the Twili queen, not wanting to be near her while she was intoxicated.
"Sorry Corrin." Twilight Link apologized as he put his hands on Midna's shoulders. "She and I were celebrating last night, and she got a little crazy on the alcohol."
Midna then immediately put her hands on Link's shoulders, as she was panting with her tongue stuck out and her leg was wrapped around Link.
"Ohhhh Linky. Can we please do it again tonight? But no rubber this time." Midna shook her head and giggled.
The Twilight hero immediately shook his head. "Hey Midna! Not until after we're married!"
"Awwwwzz why? *Burp*.• Midna giggled again.
"I'm going to find Camilla, I'll talk later." Corrin said as he left the room.
Everyone just watched the king as he left, going back to what they were doing before.
"Ooh. I need to poop." Midna said.
Meanwhile….
Camilla was out in the yoga room of the Smash Mansion.
Dressed in a performing arts outfit, (Based on Performing Arts Olivia from Fire Emblem Heroes) she had her hair tied into a ponytail, and was practicing a bit of dancing.
She was never much of a dancer herself, but she had seen her cousin-in-law dance well. Azura's dancing was nowhere near as good as her singing, but it was still impressive.
Camilla was moving her legs and arms around, shaking her hips a bit while doing it.
"Ooh, this outfit is lovely." Camilla smiled while dancing. "Corrin would love this."
Little did Camilla know that she was being recorded by someone. Rather, two people.
"Man! I can't wait to blow up online from this!"
King Dedede exclaimed as he was recording Camilla's dance with his phone, hoping to blow up on social media because of the dance.
"You truly are the ultimate pervert." Mewtwo said as he was using his psychic powers to home up a cup of coffee. "You need a character change."
"Shut it Mewtwo! I ain't doin this cause of her outfit! All the kids these days are using social media! And blowing up doing a buncha dumb dances!" Dedede groaned and shook his head. "Saw Kirby doin a little dance and someone recorded it! That pink puffball blew up in a day! I can't let him beat me like that!"
"AHEM!"
The two stopped to look at the person who was in front of them, it was Camilla.
Her eye was closed while her arms were crossed, she had a smile on her face but also a red angry mark on her head.
"Excuse me, but I don't think it's very polite to spy on someone when they're practicing." Camilla said, taking the phone out of Dedede's hands. "Now what do we have here?"
"Uhhhh that's totally nothing! I-it's a new type of book!" Dedede touched his two index finger together, sweat dropping from his forehead.
"Oh, is it now?" Camilla then showed Dedede the video that he recorded, it was Camilla dancing. "How am I on this book of yours?"
Camilla threw the phone to the ground, stomping on it repeatedly afterwards.
King Dedede just looked at his phone while it was being stomped on, just looking at it with a blank stare.
Camilla took her foot off of it and dusted the bottom of it off with her hand, walking away afterwards.
"Please do not put me—er record me. As I believe it's the right word to use." Camilla stated as she was going to take a break from dancing.
The fat penguin continued looking at his destroyed phone, which was now cracked and had many pieces of glass around it.
"So uh…..you gonna do something now that your phone was destroyed?" Mewtwo asked the king of Dreamland.
Dedede just shrugged.
"Eh, I'll just buy a new phone."
"Ah. Back to my break." Camilla opened what she had earlier, staring at it next.
"HIYA! Agh! Rah!"
Exclaimed Heihachi as he was training with Ryu in the yoga room.
Heihachi punched forward, Ryu dodged it and ducked, doing a slide kick.
Heighaich jumped up and punched down with his fist.
Ryu blocked it by putting his arm up, as sweat blasted off of their bodies.
The two struggled to move, but Ryu prevailed and put his other arm in an uppercut position.
Punching Heihachi's chest and performing a Shoryuken.
"Shoryuken!" Ryu exclaimed as Heihachi was sent back a bit by the impact.
Now the King of Iron Fist was on the ground, holding his chest with his left hand.
He opened his eyes to see Ryu holding his hand out.
"That was a good fight." Ryu smiled.
Heihachi looked at his hand for a second, before excepting it and smiling. With Ryu bringing him back up.
"Thanks Ryu, you aren't so bad yourself." Heihachi grinned as the two started walking away. "Wanna get some coffee?"
"Only if it's low sugar."
"Hmm. I wonder where Camilla is." Corrin said as he was walking through the halls, suddenly he saw Dedede and Mewtwo walking by. The former holding his broken phone.
"Corrin my man!" Dedede exclaimed. "Your wife totaled my phone!"
This alerted Corrin. "Oh no, what happened."
"Dedede was recording her dance so he could get Internet famous; then she broke it." Mewtwo sipped some of his coffee.
"Where is she?" The King of Valla asked.
Mewtwo pointed to the yoga room, where Corrin saw Camilla being distracted by something again.
"Thanks."
"Hm Hm hmmm. Oh darn, not again." Camilla shook her head.
Corrin entered the yoga room, as he tapped Camilla's shoulder.
"Hey Cami—"
"Oh I'm doing nothing Corrin dear!" Camilla immediately put what she had away. "Just sitting down for a second that's all!"
Camilla smiled innocently.
"Camilla, what is so secretive that you need to keep hiding it from me?" The King of Valla asked, a bit concerned with his wife.
"It's truly n-"
"Hey Camilla!!"
The two turned around to see Princess Daisy running towards them, waving at them.
"Oh, hello Daisy." Camilla smiled in delight at the princess' arrival.
"Hey! I was wondering if you wanted to try something out!" The Princess of Sarasland grinned. "It's really fun you'll love it!"
"Oh, well." Camilla quickly looked at Corrin, before looking back at Daisy and nodding. "Yes, that sounds fun."
Camilla's hand was then grabbed and she was immediately dragged away by Daisy.
"Awesome! Let's go!"
Camilla looked at Corrin, who just stared at her.
"I'm sorry Corrin dear! We'll talk later!"
The King of Valla nodded, letting out a sigh afterwards.
"What is she hiding from me?"
The Shooting Range….
BANG!
"Damn."
BANG BANG!
"Oh come on!"
BANG BANG BANG!
"Wah! Why can't I a hit the targets?!"
Exclaimed Waluigi as he was at the shooting range in the mansion, shooting at targets with a revolver.
He missed all of his shots.
"You can't just shoot willy nilly. You'll hit nothing." Snake said as he loaded up an M16, aiming it at the targets.
He fired off his shots one at a time, before firing it off into burst shots.
He hit all of the targets, as Waluigi gawked at the spy.
"Heh, engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever." Snake said as he noticed the engravings on Waluigi's revolver.
"Wah, whatever." Waluigi opened up the cylinder and removed the bullets to reload it.
Corrin walked over to them and leaned against the wall, as Snake noticed this.
"Hey prince, what's up?" Snake asked.
"Nothing, Camilla's just been acting strange today. It's like she's hiding something." Corrin said.
"Weird, what's she been doing?" Waluigi asked as he put a bullet in his revolver.
"She's just been distracted by something, like she's reading a book but not really."
"Maybe she got a phone?" Snake suggested as he screwed a silencer on the M16.
Corrin shook his head in response. "No, Camilla doesn't know how to use a phone. I don't think she'd really figure out it that well."
"*COUGH* *COUGH*!"
The three heard coughing as Qana came into the room, with her hair messy and eyes dreary.
Her little sister Kana was also with her, she looked just as sick as her older sister.
"Oh hey fa-*COUGH* *COUGH*!" Qana exclaimed as she covered into her mouth, with her little sister doing the same.
"Qana what's wrong?" Corrin asked as he quickly walked to the two, concerned as to why both of of his daughters were sick.
"I—I think….*COUGH*. Kana and I got s-*gag*. The princess continued to cough and gag. "Sick. We're both sick, I don't feel good at *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* all."
"Papa I can't breathe…." Kana whined as she held her sister tightly.
"Okay you two hold on, what happened?" The King of Valla wanted to hug them, but they were extremely sick.
"Well, Kana and I wanted to train but then this-*cough* fat guy farted when we were about to train and it made us sick." Qana coughed again. "Then we hate these dark looking mushrooms and now we're…OH OH NO."
Qana shook her head as she began panting.
"Oh I think I'm gonna throw up!" Both Qana and Kana ran out of the room, with retching noises being heard at one of the trash cans.
The three just looked on in concern, the two were extremely sick.
"Looks like they might've gotten sick, it is that time of year." Snake said as he put another magazine in the rifle.
"Yeah, I'll have to give them medicine later."
Meanwhile on a Mario Kart track…..
"WOOHOO! Isn't this fun Camilla?!"
Daisy asked as she was riding in a Mario Kart, while Camilla was riding behind her, Double Dash style.
"Y-yes. This is very fun." Camilla nodded as her face was slightly green, due to the speed of the kart.
"Well we got other races coming right at us." Daisy let go of the steering wheel and switched places. "So take the wheel!"
"W-what?! I…" Camilla immediately grabbed the wheel and started moving it around, she had no clue how to drive a vehicle. It was very different compared to a wyvern.
"Woah hey now! I gotta throw these red shells so don't steer off course!" Daisy grinned as she was tossing red shells behind them.
"Alright dear, I'll try my best." Camilla nodded, starting to get the hang of the kart. "Actually, this is quite fun."
Corrin was following Camilla at many points during the day.
To the indoor pool, to the gym, to the training room, and to the hot springs.
She kept hiding what she was doing all day, Corrin wouldn't stop until he found out what it was.
So now it was night time, Camilla was in their daughter's room.
"Alright you two, you've taken your medicine right?" Camilla asked.
Both Qana and Kana nodded their heads, they were in bed and under the covers.
"Make sure you two drink water, mama's little babies need their energy." Camilla then kissed them both on their foreheads.
"Goodnight my precious babies." Camilla gave a sincere smile as she turned off the lights and left the room. "Don't let the bed bugs bite."
"Ah. Alright now, just a little bit before I go to bed."
Camilla opened what she was doing.
But Corrin had found her, and he stopped her.
"Camilla." He said as he grabbed her hand.
"Corrin! I was just—"
"Camilla, please stop. You've been avoiding me and hiding something from me all day, what is it that you're hiding from me?" He asked, looking deep into her eyes. "Just show me, okay?"
Camilla looked at him, but then sighed. "Alright dear, I won't hide it anymore."
Camilla then stop hiding what she was holding, showing it to Corrin.
"Alright what is—HUH?!"
Corrin gawked as he saw what was in Camilla's hands.
It was a Nintendo 3DS! And it was playing Pokémon X.
"A-a 3DS?" Corrin asked in confusion. "That's what you were hiding from me?!"
"Is that what it is called? Yes, I was hiding it." Camilla blushed in embarrassment. "I was too embarrassed to show you. I was having too much fun with it."
"I-it's not a big deal. But why were you hiding it?" Corrin asked as he looked at the 3DS. "I didn't even think you knew how to use one. Where did you find it?"
"Well…..I saw it on the couch once, and I was curious." Camilla explained. "Then I opened it and……became hooked."
"Hooked? I don't see how you can it's just a g-40 HOURS?!" Corrin exclaimed as he looked at the time that was put into the Pokémon game.
"I've been playing whenever I get the chance. Mainly when I'm free." Camilla's face got redder and redder. "It's too fun."
"Oh, C-Camilla it's fine. 40 hours in only a few weeks is a little crazy, but it's just a game." Corrin explained as he put the 3DS back into her hands. "A lot of people here play video games."
Camilla shrugged. "I have seen some of my friends play them, and I think I saw Kana and Qana play something together. So I was interested."
"And that's fine. Like I said a lot of us do, but just don't overdo it." Corrin hugged his wife.
"Okay. Thank you darling." Camilla smiled.
The two then sat in silence.
"So, is that why you're in the Pokémon area?"
Corrin asked as the two were standing in the middle of the Pokémon room, where many Pokémon spent there time and lived in.
"Oh! Yes, I was going to get one for Kana-bun. I think she'll love one." Camilla smiled sweetly, kissing Corrin on the cheek.
Little did the two know that hiding in a corner.
Was a little Gible.
"Gible?"
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