Turns out I missed some Things in Professor Black Mesa 2.0's request and completely fudged it up... so I'm gonna write one they wanted.
This is based in the DC animated movie universe.
Oh, and I own none of Warner Bros' property.
Damian vs Speedos
"What on earth makes you think I shall wear that, Richard?" Damian asked as he and his adoptive brother stood in the changing rooms of a local swimming pool. Damian had asked Bruce to sign him up (so he could take pleasure in beating the other kids) and Dick had volunteered as a coach.
"Because I asked nicely?"
"You just gave me a reason not to wear it."
Dick sighed, holding up the green speedo "Bruce wants you to do. And this is the best he's got on short notice."
"Is it taken from your old costume, Grayson?"
"No, we got it from 'Smithy's Swimwear for homicidal brats'."
Damian growled "There is no way I shall EVER wear that!"
They glared at one another for a moment.
Then without a word, Damian rushed toward the open window and dived out.
Unfortunately for him, Alfred happened to be outside with a comically large net.
"I daresay you aren't getting out of this one, Master Damian."
"I will disembowel you Pennyworth."
"Of course you are, Master Damian."
...
Ten minutes later...
Where'd he go?" Wondered Dick, scratching his head in the hallway.
Suddenly, there was scampering from above.
"Great..."
...
Another ten minutes later...
Dick and Alfred were seeing if Damian was in the Batcave.
"I wasn't this difficult." grumbled Dick, checking in the mouth of the Robot T-Rex
"I believe you are either mistaken or a liar, master Dick."
"Oh yeah? Name one incident."
"Those long years of trying to make you eat your broccoli until you were sixteen."
"Sh- shut up!"
At that moment, the Batmobile's engine turned on.
"SHI-"
...
An hour later, they were still trying to convince him.
"What do you want?"
"What do you have to offer?"
Dick hesitated "How about driving the Batmobile?"
"Please. I can steal it in my sleep, as you have seen."
"Want me to wear my old Nightwing costume for a week?"
"Hmmm... no."
"Perhaps a box of my cookies?" Alfred offered "I have triple chocolate ones this time."
Damian thought for a moment "No, Pennyworth."
Then Dick had an idea "How about from now on i introduce you as 'My superior brother'?
"Make that 'Superior brother who is also the greatest fighter in the world' and you've got a deal."
"Suuurrrrre." Dick Grinned, crossing his fingers behind his back.
There was no way he was ever calling the brat that.
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Sorry this was so short. i hope the quality exceeded the quantity.
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