Blair

I woke up in the guest bedroom at Serena's.

"Wakey wakey, Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl here... Your one and only source... Into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's Elite."

i sat up in bed.

"It seems like today is a big day for everyone... But none so much as me."

Dorota walked in.

She had my dress.

"Miss. Blair. It's finally here."

Dorota placed it on the chest at the foot of the bed.

"Can you believe? So exciting."

I smiled at her.

"I smile and cry at same time all morning and not even Wedding yet."

"Where's Serena?"

"She went to final fitting. Everyone else is coming here, including Mr. Lonely Boy for Breakfast buffet."

I nodded my head.

"Get dressed and eat something. You need strength today."

Dorota walked out.

I got out of bed.

Serena

I was in the backseat of a town car.

"Once upon a time, Princess S was a virgin Queen... and her King was named Humphrey. Who would have thoughts that in just five short years she could turn that headband into a tiara for real?"

I stepped out of the town car.

"I, myself, have come a long way too."

The chauffeur shut the door.

"But if you think I've spent all my recent downtime reflecting on who I am and what I've done in those same five years, let me assure you- That couldn't be further from the truth."

Girl

I snapped a picture of Serena Van Der Woodsen standing outside of Vera Wang.

I sent it to Gossip Girl.

Serena

I walked into Vera Wang.

I got my dress fitted for the last time.

"I was just planning my comeback. So, if I were you, I'd watch this space. Because the new Gossip Girl is coming. And what will my first post be?"

Chuck

I had grabbed my tux.

"All I can say is... You should probably pray I won't be writing about you.

I had stayed at Lily's overnight.

I walked downstairs.

"You'd think I wouldn't still have to do this sort of thing but labels don't even have interns anymore." Rufus pointed out.

"I'm heading down to the East Village before the Wedding to put some of these up."

I had picked up a box.

They were cufflinks.

"Oh, those are, uh... Good luck, by the way. I wore them at my Wedding."

"I'm not sure what I'd need luck for, as I'm not the one getting married, but- But thank you."

"Well, you're in the Wedding party. That's close enough." He answered.

"Wh- Why are you in the Wedding party again?" Rufus questioned.

I chuckled.

"I did a favor for Louis last week, so he asked me. I figure it's better than sitting alone in a pew, right?"

"Oh, so no date tonight? Or does the charade continue?"

"Once Serena and Louis say, "I Do" then Blair and I can say, we don't anymore and go back to being just friends."

He nodded his head.

"No, but at the very least, this thing is probably a distraction from any graduate thoughts you might have."

"Well, with Serena?" I questioned.

"No. Any- Any thoughts of her running off with me are... Are long gone. If anyone's in danger of pulling a Braddock, it's not me. It's..."

Dan

I was drinking a mug of Coffee at my suite in the Empire.

The Priest tried to hand me the other Priest outfit.

"I'm sorry, Father. I don't play those sort of games anymore."

"You'll need this to get past security today at the Church."

I sat my mug down.

I took the Priest outfit from him.

"Shall we go over the plan again?"

"Please."

"Father Smythe's afternoon tea will be supplemented with sleeping pills instead of his usual sweetener. When he is unable tp perform the Ceremony... Her Serene Highness will have no choice but to ask me to step in. During the service, when I ask if anyone has any objections that's where you come in."

"And tell the world that only last week I'd overheard her tell you... She's still in love with me."

"And voila. In one fell swoop, you'll have saved Serena from a loveless future and I will have saved Monaco from a thankless Princess."

I looked down.

"It is, as you people say, a win-win."

"Are you prepared?" He questioned.

"More than you know."

We nodded our heads.

"Water?"

"Merci."

The Father placed a glass in front of me.

I poured the water into it.

Louis

I was speaking to my Groomsmen in French.

"Oh, Blair." I called when I saw her on the landing.

"I am so nervous." I confessed.

"Can you believe it? She's marrying me."

I laughed.

"I'm the luckiest man in the world."

I walked off.

Blair

"Don't worry, Miss. Blair. You find someone who loves you that way too."

I spotted Chuck in the house.

Louis

I spun Mom in a circle.

"Thank you for indulging me on this one more time."

We were dancing.

"I just want to make sure I know all the steps."

She had a look on her face.

"Is everything okay? You look..."

"Surprised that we made it to this day? I am.

I looked down at Mom.

"I was certain that your Bride-to-be would humiliate our family in some way."

"Well, you don't have to worry anymore."

I spun her in a circle again.

"Because the brand new positive image of the Monegasque Royal family is intact."

"And Serena is transformed into the most advantageous partner. The press took to her in the wake of the unfortunate incident."

I looked away for a moment.

"I couldn't have hoped for a more perfect arrangement."

"I- I can't believe you're talking this way on the day of my Wedding. My relationship with Serena is not a business deal."

"But all relationships are business. Sometimes, if you're lucky, you have love as a bonus."

Mom placed her hand on my face.

"Let us hope that you stay lucky."

She walked out of the room.

Lily

"I can't stip the feeling that I've forgotten something. I've been over everything. The photographer, the caterer. The programs. All fine. I just cannot put my finger on it.

"Well, I'm sure it's alright. I mean, you never forget anything. It's one of your best, uh... And worst qualities." Rufus assured me.

William laughed.

"As you know, the mother and father of the Bride will share a dance this evening." The Wedding planner reminded us.

"Well, the father of the Bride is right over there." Rufus told her, motioning to William.

"Oh, well, we're set, then?"

"It's been a long time since we've danced." William pointed out.

"I'm game if you are. As long as you don't show me up like you did the last time." I replied.

He laughed as I walked out of the Kitchen.

Blair

"Blair, uh... Louis' best man's flight has been delayed from Rome." The Wedding planner informed me.

"Would you like to just choose another partner from the present Groomsmen? Just in case or shall I just appoint one for you?"

Chuck

"I've so got this one covered." I told Louis' other Groomsmen.

Blair

Chuck walked off.

"Chuck Bass, my Hero."

"Wonderful. Thank you."

"Wow. The Chuck I knew five years ago could barely box step. And now you're volunteering to dance?"

"Well, I've gotten much better. I had to after I met you. You wouldn't have kept a partner with two left feet around for very long."

"Well, I liked your left feet."

"Well, don't worry. Once I put my dress shoes on I'm sure I'll still step all over you."

Serena

I stepped out of the elevator.

"Hey. She's here. The Princess Bride." Rufus announced.

"Oh, you're back early. Well, there are several matters to attend to."

The Wedding planner came over to me.

"Uh... First off, CNN is asking if you privately wish to be called Princess or Mrs. Grimaldi."

"I'm sorry. I just, uh... Need my best friend for a moment."

I walked pass her.

I grabbed Blair's hand.

"Go right ahead, Mrs. Grimaldi." Chuck imitated an French accent.

I pulled her upstairs to my room with me.

"Mrs. Grimaldi? What is going on? Is this happening?"

I crashed on my bed.

"Well, it better be. Otherwise all those commemorative plates are for nothing."

"Oh, God."

I sat up.

I got up off my bed.

"I'm gonna be married."

"It's gonna be okay."

Blair took my hands in hers.

"It's gonna be more than okay. It's gonna be the best day of your life."

"Are you sure nothing's gonna ruin it?"

"Of course not. What could?"

Georgina

I was on a walk with Phillip and Milo.

"A true American Princess? The next Diana?" I questioned, holding a newspaper.

I tossed it into a trash can we passed.

"Don't these people do their research anymore?"

"Maybe they just don't know her like you do."

"Or they've conveniently forgotten."

He looked back at me as he was pushing the stroller.

"Well, I haven't. That bitch got me remanded to Rehab, banished from Bible Camp, and abandoned in Belarus all for her own enjoyment."

I narrowed my eyes.

"If this su spoosed to be her happiest day, then I can't wait to rain all over her parade."

"I know you're capable of many things but how do you expect to get into the Wedding of the Century?"

"By joining forces with the Century's biggest Wedding crasher."

Dan

The Father stood up.

"Thought you were getting changed."

"I did."

I handed him the Priest outfit back.

"But the surplice..."

The Priest groaned, holding his stomach.

"Oh, no. I'm sorry. I feel sick."

"May I use your restroom?" He questioned.

"No, you may not. But you better find one you can and stay close to it for the rest of the day. You may have a touch of food poisoning."

The Priest scoffed.

"What did you do?"

"Well, I'm just guessing, but it's possible the water I've been continously pouring for you all morning came from the tap at a Bass resort Bathroom in Mexico."

He sat back down.

"You see, I can't allow you to destroy Serena's Wedding. You think because I love her, I want her all to myself but I'm not that man anymore. I just want her to be happy. And if marrying Louis will do that for her... Then that's what's going to happen." I gave another explanation as to why I did it.

"I hope you can find a public restroom soon. One where the line isn't too long."

"Ugh." The Priest said, getting up.

He walked pass me.

Georgina

"Shh." I told a Priest.

I motioned him to come with me.

We got in the elevator.

I sighed.

"Bless us, Father. I have a feeling we're about to sin."

The Priest came out of the port of potty.

He sighed, shutting the door.

"These black market babies got me through my morning sickness. Just don't take them with Vodka. Learned the hard way."

I gave the Priest the pills.

He swallowed them.

"Thank you."

"Now, who are you again?" The Priest questioned.

"The answer to your prayers. From what I overheard, we both wanna take out the same Wedding. Which makes us kindred spirits. And now that you're down for the count I'm more than happy to pick up where you left off."

"And why should I trust you?"

"Because clearly you need an expert."

I smirked.

"You were trying to go after Serena. She's not the weak link. It's always the man."

I rolled my eyes

"And if you hand me that costume you're holding, I'll prove it to you."

"How can you be so sure you can pull this off?"

The Priest gave it to me.

"Jesus owes me one."

Nate

I sighed as I approached Lola.

She was loading the catering truck.

"Isn't the, uh... Reception at the St. Regis?"

"Yeah. I'm clearing the rehearsal breakfast."

"Isn't the Wedding hours away?" Lola questioned.

"Yeah. I'm waiting on a friend. He's inside. He's a Groomsman."

"Im, uh-"

"Nate Archibald. Yeah."

She shut one of the sliding side doors.

"I worked your office Christmas party, remember?"

"Oh, wow. We must have just missed each other. The place was so crowded in there, you know..."

"You signed my invoice at the end of the night."

"Well, I was really drunk by the end of the night."

"And the day before when we met to create the inventory list."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I meet a lot of people-"

"It's okay. You know, I can't really expect someone like you to remember someone like me, right?" She questioned.

"If you'll excuse me." Lola said, shutting the door.

The engine started.

I sighed as Chuck came out.

"Who was that?" He questioned.

"Someone I should've remembered."

We were walking down the sidewalk.

"Maybe that's my issue. Paying too much attention to the wrong girls and not enough to the right ones."

"Well, if we're listing your issues I'm not sure I'd start with that one."

I sighed.

"I mean, here I am solo at the Wedding of the girl I spent half my life assuming I'd marry. And why? Cause yet another one of my relationships turned out to be based on lies."

"Well, they haven't all been like that."

"Maybe I should just admit that there's no such thing as an honest relationship and stop looking."

"Now, that's crazy. Of course there is."

"Hey, you know, the world is really a mess when the most honest person we know is Dan Humphrey." I gave my opinion.

"How'd that happen?" I questioned.

"Well, however it happened that's what I wanted to talk to you about. We have to make sure that today is the one day that he's not planning on honesty."

"Hey, I was thinking the same thing."